A hint of TNT!

The strange pink pony came over to me in a bouncing motion with a big(what looks like to be)a smile on its face and before i could fathom the possibilities of what was about to happen it spoke " greetings strange creature, im guessing your not from around here since my pinky sense is going off the charts" (now for all of you who actually watch the show you should know whenever that happens it normally means trouble isn't too far ahead...) at that moment i identified 2 things number one was the fact it was a female and the seconds was that it could talk.

" um how can you talk?"

" just like this silly replied the pink pony "

"but you're speaking minecraftian"

" no silly i'm just speaking equestrian and so are you answered the pink pony"

"...bu...."

" oh hey guys i was just about to come look for you said the pink pony"

"Eeeekk what is that thing?! asked a pure white pony with purple in its mane"

im sorry about my friend shes not adapted to new creatures or other beings just quite yet jested the purple pony"

" guys be nice to steve he's new around here said the pink pony who now introduced herself as pinkiepie "

"wait how did you..."

" i suggest you don't finish your sentence if you don't want your brain to drop out through your nose from thinking too hard, we still don't even know how she does half the things she does said the pony that had now introduced herself as twilight sparkle"

" i suppose you're right people.... um i meant ponies"

"what sort of abomination are you?rarity questioned in shock and disbelief"

" my name is steve and i am NOT AN ABOMINATION"

There just so happened to be a squad of guard ponies walking past as i shouted that and with no time passing at all they came over to see what it was all about, unfortunately for me it wasn't just them who noticed i commotion as a lot of ponies came out of no where and surrounded us in almost 20 seconds flat.

3 HOURS LATER

"ugh my head hurts...."

???:" well of course it does, thy guards knocked you out before you can harm anypony"

" are you seriously telling me a bunch of ponies... arghh!!!"

before i could finish my sentence i felt a shocking pain through my head like someone started cutting away at my brain, it stopped after a few seconds but after that my whole body fell numb to the world.

Before i fell unconscious again the last words i heard were " thy will not have you make fun of my ponies"

"ugh i feel like im going to.... *throws up in mid sentence*"

???: "im sorry about my sister luna she can be a bit hard hoofed sometimes"

"ughh... sister?"

???: "yes her name is luna and my name is celestia, im what the call princess"

"if you're the princess then where is the queen?"

celestia:" there is not queen here just me and my sister as princesses"

luna:" thy need not to explain the situation to this fool of a creature"

celestia:" if it were normal circumstances  i would understand where you are coming from my dear sister but this creature as you so call it is a human from another dimension and it just so happens that in 3 days time is the beyond the heavens tournament and you are just so lucky to be looking at our fighter right now.... we call him *the wanderer*"

luna: " thy sees no reason to let such a creature fight for us, we are only endangering ourselves and you know it my sister"

celestia: " he will not be a danger to us as for as i know, he will be bound to a certain pony i know and if she dies so will he"

" are you 2 ponies finished babbling nonsense to each other now? because i have a very sticky shirt that i need to get rid of so if you would let me down from here i would be grateful"

luna:"*mumbles* foolish sister"

A flash of magic washes over me and i find myself in a dungeon which i had probably been in all night  hung out to dry so to speak.

luna: "if my sister insist then you must obey one rule: do not under any circumstances hurt anypony of equestria"

" i don't think i want to hurt any ponies if the first place, if anything right now they want to hurt me"

Luna: "you're hoofing right i wanna hurt you right now!"

Celestia:" luna calm down he has done nothing to deserve this violence"

Luna:" -sighs- i  suppose we can just give him a chance "

Celestia: "thats my sister we all know and love"

Luna:" only because you asked me to, just this one i will make an exception"

Celestia:" thank you my sister"

"uh... if you don't mind i gotta clean up do you have anywhere i can wash up?"

masked guard: " follow me this way"

"uh? ok?"

Luna: " make sure your keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid"

masked guard: " yes princess Luna, i will not let him leave my sight"

" don't worry i wasnt planning on running away or anything, beside i have no where to go since i dont even know where i am *nervously smiles as he passes luna's piercing stare*"

On the way out of the dungeon i notice it started getting terribly bright, even though i was in the middle of the day there was still a lot of sun out which for me was pretty strange considering where i came from it would have been getting dark around the same time as here, i try to think of the best way to stay safe as that would be the best thing to do in this type of situation but the only thing i could come up with was running away and hoping that i would get back home somehow, the realisation hit me as i remembered the book and that its power had bought me here by some strange enchantment it had stowed away on it. now all i had to do was find the book and i would have the power to go back home but where could it be? if anything strange to this world where would they put it? i started pondering on where it could be and the answer hit me right in the face quite literally.

???:" owh!! eyaaa??!!!"

"*gasps*"

Twilight:" oh i'm sorry i'm not so use to my wings you see and i'm in quite a.....*gasps and screams like a little filly*"

"*gives a blank expression before giving a faint smile*"

Twilight:" oh i'm sorry i didn't mean to scare you, its so good to see you again because the princess said.... wait the princess! what did you do to the princess?! *starts having a hyper ventilation moment*"

" ugh... if you mean Luna shes fine and her sister is much better than her if you want my opinion so now calm down and take a deep breath...a very deep one"

Twilight: " thank Celestia their ok, i would hate to think what would happen if anything went wrong with THAT"

" that?.. what are you on about you talking about you delirious pony?"

Twilight: " never mind you will see soon enough "

" oh? ok then *takes off my shirt and walks over to the river and starts washing it with a worried expression on my face*"

as i started washing my shirt i felt eyes pierce the back of my neck as i remembered i was still being watched by the masked guard

but as i turned around to look i found that i was being looked at by a small filly 3 of them in fact with big grins on their faces, as i open my mouth to ask what they had wanted one suddenly came up close to me.

???: " hi there we're the cutie mark crusaders, we're looking for our own cutie marks do you know what we can do to get them? oohhh! i know what do you do as a job??"

" um?... i'm an adventurer?"

???:" Twilighhtttttttttt!!!!!!! how do we become adventurers? *grins*

Twilight:"well first things first you need to have some safety equipment with you"

Scootaloo:"right whats next?"

Twilight:" next is food "

Scootaloo:" then??"

Twilight:"then its leaving your family for a very long time and explore  all over the world to unexplored places which means leaving equestria"

All 3 fillies:"* Gasps*"

Applebloom:" i don't think our parents would like this idea very much guys"

" not to mention the dangerous creatures you may have to encounter and fight to near death and come out victorious!"

All  3 fillies: "*Gasp*"

Twilight: " i was trying not to scare them *facehoofs* now their going to have nightmares for days"

"* i turn around to see the three fillies already running off to lord knows where before turning back to the river to continue cleaning off*"

Twilight:" how could you be so stupid!"

" well how would i know they would get scared like that?"

*i start taking off my trousers but as i reach for it i hear twilight shout"#

Twilight: "wait!! what are you doing? we're in the middle of town!!"

The sooner she said that someone decided they wanted to stroll over to us, and you will never guess who it was? it was the guard

where had she been this whole time? i didn't know and at that time i didn't really care but all i heard next was

princess this creature is supposed to be under my guard are you sure you should be talking to him?

Twilight

pfttt hahaha hes fine no need to protect me from him', trust me if anything i should be protecting him from you

the guard then gets on 2 hoofs and apologizes to twilight, after that show she walks off back to the direction of the castle.

we both then turn back to each other and i give twilight a sheepish smile before seeing an extremely bright flash of light.