The Discarded Story File of EarthBound Pwny

by EarthBound Pwny

Rating: teen
Tags: Random
Length: 800

All of the discarded stories of EarthBound Pwny, a.k.a me.

I am EarthBound Pwny. I have tried multiple times to write a story. All have failed as of October 12 2013. None of my stories seemed any good. To me, anyway. They might have actually been half-decent., but I never thought so. Your toughest critic is always yourself.
Anyway, here are my discarded stories.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-12 22:19:12 UTC

Story #4: Nightmare Moon's Cosmic Reign of Terror

Name: Nightmare Moon's Cosmic Reign of Terror

Date Started: 10-4-2013

Date Ended: 10-12-2013

Genre Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Human

Character Tags: Celestia, Luna, Nightmare, Other

Rating: Teen(gore)

Published: No

Summary:

On the field of battle, Celestia runs into Nightmare Moon. She threatens her with the Elements, but Nightmare taunts Celestia, saying that since Luna wielded have of them, so she can't be wholly beaten. Celestia blasts Nightmare Moon with the Elements of Harmony to banish her, but Nightmare throws up a magic shield, which eventually breaks, causing an explosion 9,020% brighter than the sun. Nightmare Moon spins through the time-space continuum for awhile, and when she stops, she looks up and isn't on the moon(This is where I stopped writing.) She was in another dimension and destroyed it. Nightmare then went on spree of ruining pretty much every dimension she came across while trying to get back to Equestria. Celestia was giving chase, while trying to clean up the trail of destruction she's following. Then, I never got any farther in the plot.

THE END.

I think it takes a good author to write a half-decent crossover. Which means not me. Also, the title is stupid.

Story #3: Pinkie Pie in Wisconsin

Name: Pinkie Pie in Wisconsin

Date Started: Unknown

Date Ended: Unknown

Genre Tags: Random, Comedy, Human

Character Tags: Pinkie Pie, Other

Rating: Teen

Published: No

Summary:

Pinkie Pie asks Twilight Sparkle where the best parties in the universe are. Twilight says in Wisconsin. Pinkie goes to Wisconsin, and as to how, she's Pinkie.(This is where I stopped writing.) Pinkie Pie ends up meeting Emily, a pegasister who writes fanfiction. They end up having a bunch of fun, from bar fights to the Wisconsin Dells to a Milwaukee Brewers game.

THE END.

Out of all my stories so far, this one had the most potential, IMO. I might restart it if it gets enough support. The reason I used Wisconsin is because it has beer, dairy products, Les Paul guitars, the Green Bay Packers, and bratwursts. All the party nessecities. Also, I live there. It has better dairy than California.

Story #1: Queen Pinklestia

Name: Queen Pinklestia

Date Started: Unknown

Date Ended: Unknown

Genre Tags: Random, Adventure

Character Tags: Celestia, Luna, Mane Six, Discord, Chrysalis

Rating: Everyone

Published: Yes

Chapters: 2

Summary:

The story started with Celestia being bored. Then, she turned pink for no reason and started changing the laws. Luna discovers Celestia is up to. Luna then got hypnotized. The Mane Six thought the change in laws was unusual, and for some reason thought Chrysalis might be up to no good. So they, along with Discord, went to hunt Chrysalis down.(This is where I stopped writing.)

It turns out Chrysalis had nothing to do with the sudden change in Celestia. So, she joins them for some reason to figure out what the heck is going on. The group then fins out Celestia has an evil pink twin, and that the real Celestia was captured. So then they find the actual Celestia, free her, and defeat the pink imposter.

THE END.

Yeah. I think you can see why I deleted this. Though, this was my first attempt at writing fanfiction. I also should mention that I even hadn't even finished Season One yet. Still, it was horrible. I mean, the main idea behind it was to poke fun at the pink Princess Celestia toy.( I still don't get why they made it pink. She's WHITE!)

Story #2: The Early Life of Galaxy Blast

Name: The Early Life of Galaxy Blast

Date Started: Unknown

Date Ended: Unknown

Genre Tags: Adventure

Character Tags: OC, Rainbow Dash

Rating: Teen

Published: No

Chapters: 1

Summary:

Galaxy Blast is born, then named. Skip ahead seven years, she starts flight school. She meets Rainbow Dash.(This is where I stopped writing.) Then, later, she gets her cutie mark. Not too long after that, her parents announce they're going to have a foal. They have another filly. Some years later, there's a colt, but due to me giving up, I never planned anything beyond this point, besides the family moving to Ponyville and the events of Season 1-3 happening.

THE END.

That was pretty lame. I didn't even have names or race or personality or appearance for the siblings, and Galaxy Blast is an awful name. Galaxy has been renamed Starbolt, the first sibling is a unicorn named Quick Quotes Quill, and the second one is Small Fry, an Earth pony.

And I did come up with some ideas of what would happen after Fry was born, but I have no plans to write a story about my OCs. BUUUUT, if the idea to start over got popular enough, I'd do my best.