The Knife that broke Discord's back

"DEET,DEET,DEET!" Gosh darn it! Always at 4 in the bucking morning my alarm magically drags me out of bed and down the stairs.

"Good morning Comet Tail." Finally dragging my eyes open I see my faithful teacher Princess Twilight Sparkle the Element of Magic. I attempt to say hello but a low groan is all that comes out of my mouth because I know whats coming.

SPLASH! Right on cue Spike dumps a bucket of ice water on my head. Huh I know that dragon has it out for me he's just jealous that he's not the only one in Twilight's life anymore.

"Alright I'm up I'm up!" Pulling myself to my hooves I get one look at that smug look on Spike's stupid face and I want to deck him but I know if I did I'd either get burnt to a smoldering crater or stomped into the basement.

"So are you ready to begin your lesson?" She half mumbles while through looking her mountainous stack of books and scrolls like always. Just then I hear a rustling noise outside the window.

"Hey Discord." I smirk as I see that crazy Draconiquis.

"Hiya kiddo!" He says while I'm on the receiving end of one of his famous mane destroyer noogies.

"Good to see ya but I'm here to talk to Twiley." A worried expression flickers across Twilight's face as they hurry off to the other room. I turn to Spike who's still sweeping up.

"What the buck was that about?" He seems a little bit puzzled like he doesn't know what I'm talking about until it dawns on him.

"I'm not supposed to talk about it." He points his thumb up scraping the ceiling. "Business straight from Celestia!" I nearly fall over at the notion of secret business from the sun riser herself.

"Oh fine!" I trudge off to go study my gravity spells.