Chapter 1: Getting Prepared
INSANITY
Chapter 1: Getting Prepared
Inspired by "Far Cry 3".
Twilight flickered her eyes open and looked up to an earth pony. The earth pony was a stallion and he had a scar that you couldn't miss. It started from the beginning of his right eye all the way down to the bottom of his lip. In a straight line. Twilight tried moving her hooves but they were tied together and so were her legs.
"Hey Francisco! Hey you fucker!" The Earth pony yelled.
"What?!" Francisco yelled.
"Bitch is awake!"
"You fucking kidding me?!"
"No! Now get the fuck over here with a mirror and an ax!"
"Why do you need the ax again?!"
"I still have one bitch to tame! Now get the fuck over here!"
"Alright!"
The earth pony stood up and looked down at Twilight.
"Who are you?" Twilight asked.
"Oh I'm sorry. Where are my manners? *cough* The name is 'Loopy Shells' and you are?" Loopy replied.
"Twilight Sparkle."
"The Twilight Sparkle? The Princess' faithful student?"
"Yes. I would recommend releasing me before she sends her guards here."
"Hahaha. hehehe You hehehe are fucking hahaha hilarious. Francisco this haha bitch is hilarious!"
"What'd she say?!" Francisco asked.
"She said. I would recommend releasing me before the Princess sends her guards here!"
"That's fucking hilarious."
"Why do you have to use that word so much?"
"What Bitch? I only say bitch when I see a bitch."
"Maybe you can tone down on the cussing." Twilight said quietly.
Loopy leaned his left ear closer to her face and lifted his left hoof next to his ear. "I'm sorry did you say something?"
"M-Maybe you can tone down the c-cussing."
"Oh really? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, tit, bitch, ass, whore, cunt, pussy, skank, dick, cock, hell, damn, goddamn. They're only fucking words." Loopy pulled his ear away and looked at Twilight straight in the eyes. "Give it a try."
"What?"
"You heard me. Give it a try." Loopy commanded.
"I-I."
Loopy put a glock up to Twilight's face. He pressed the gun up to her left cheek. "Fucking swear!"
"O-Okay. Which word?"
"All of'em."
"What?"
Loopy pushed the gun closer into her cheek. "Fucking do it!"
"fuck, shit, tit, bitch, ass, whore, cunt, skank, dick, cock, hell, damn, goddamn, pussy. Please pull the fucking gun away." Tears started to form in Twilight's eyes.
"Good girl." Loopy pulled the gun away. A tear streamed down Twilight's left cheek and Loopy wiped it away. "Oh there, there. No reason to cry. I pulled it away."
"What did you mean by it?"
"Huh?"
"Earlier you said you still have one bitch to tame. What did you mean by that?"
Francisco handed Loopy the mirror and Loopy looked at Twilight. "Okay, I'll answer your question after you do me this one favor."
"What is it?"
"Look in the mirror and I promise that you'll be satisfied with what I've done."
"Um...Okay."
"You ready?"
"Yes."
"3.......2........1." Loopy put the mirror in front of Twilight.
Twilight gazed at the mirror and noticed that her horn was gone and a bloody bandage was covering the stump that was left of it. Twilight started screaming. "What the fuck did you do?! What the fuck?!"
"I told you she'd like it. Who's the fucker who doubted me?"
"It was Leonardo." Francisco replied.
"Leonardo get the fuck over here!" Loopy said.
A unicorn slowly approached Loopy. "Yes boss." Leonardo said.
"You doubted me that she'd admire it. I give your punishment now." Loopy said.
Leonardo walked closer to Loopy. Loopy took the ax out of Francisco's hoof and slashed Leonardo in the left arm. Leonardo fell to the ground while screaming in agony. "OW! FUCK!" Leonardo yelled.
"Don't ever doubt me again, okay." Loopy said.
"Okay, I'm sorry boss."
"That's what I like to hear. Look at me."
Leonardo looked up and Loopy placed his lips on Leonardo's. After a couple of seconds. Loopy broke the kiss and looked at Francisco.
"Alright take him to the others. I accepted his apology." Loopy said.
"Yes boss." Francisco said. Francisco picked up Leonardo and they both walked off.
Loopy looked at Twilight and smiled. "So how much do you like your new look?"
"Why did you do this? No! Why are you doing this?" Twilight asked.
"For the game." Loopy replied.
"What game?"
"It's a tradition, really. We gather up random ponies and let'em go."
"That sounds fucking stupid."
"Why are you cussing all of a sudden?"
"Because it's stupid."
"Whatever." Loopy sat down on his haunches and stared up at the ceiling.
"You still didn't answer my question from earlier."
Loopy drew his attention away from the ceiling and at Twilight. "Huh oh yeah, yeah. I forgot. What was the question?"
"What did you mean by I have one more bitch to tame?"
"Oh your friends of course."
"You took my friends too?"
"Yeah. Wanna see'em?"
Loopy got up and walked to the other side of the room. Loopy grabbed a big sheet and pulled it away from five cages. In the cages were Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkiepie, and Applejack. Applejack had tears streaming down her cheeks and there were bruises on covering both sides of her ribs. Rarity's horn was gone just like Twilight's and there were cuts around her cheeks. Pinkiepie had bruises and cuts. Fluttershy's wings were cut off and there were bruises mainly around her arms. Rainbow Dash still had her wings and there were barely any bruises that were visible.
"Francisco come here! I still have one bitch to tame!" Loopy yelled.
Francisco was running towards Rainbow Dash's cage. "Yes boss."
Francisco opened the cage and Rainbow Dash jumped on top of Francisco and started punching him in the face. Loopy bashed Rainbow Dash in the back of the head with the but of the ax. Rainbow fell off of Francisco and was out cold. Francisco got up and kicked Rainbow Dash in the stomach.
"Lay her flat on her back. Make sure to extend her wings as well." Loopy commanded.
Francisco did as he was told. "What if she wakes up?" Francisco asked.
"Hold her arms and I'll hold her legs." Loopy replied.
Francisco held down Rainbow's arms while sitting on her chest. Loopy had his knees on her legs. Rainbow slowly opened her eyes and immediately started struggling to get free.
"Get the fuck off me!" Rainbow yelled.
"In a moment or two." Loopy said.
Loopy raised his right arm with the ax and quickly brought it down to chop off Rainbow's left wing. Rainbow screamed very loudly.
"Oh shut up. We only got one more. As long as you don't struggle." Loopy said.
Loopy put the ax in his left hoof and raised his left arm in the air. Loopy quickly brought his arm down but the wing did not chop off on the first blow. Rainbow screamed and Loopy started striking the wing. The wing finally chopped off on the third strike. Loopy got off of Rainbow's legs. Francisco got off of Rainbow's chest. Rainbow Dash just laid there on the floor. Her eyes fluttered for a moment and then she was asleep.
"Damn. Francisco get bandages before she loses too much blood." Loopy commanded.
Francisco ran out of sight. Twilight was gazing at Loopy in horror. Loopy faced Twilight with a puzzled look on his face.
"What?" Loopy asked.
"Why are you doing this to us?"
"I'm so fucking tired of hearing that question. It happens every year with everypony. Not going to change. Might as well say it for the hundredth time." Loopy groaned.
"How did you get us here? How come I can't remember anything from before?"
"You don't remember anything?"
"No!"
"Shut the fuck up. No need to yell. Bitch." Loopy walked up to Twilight and sat down on his haunches. "Well it's simple. We just took you."
"You have to be more specific than that."
"No I don't." Loopy shrugged. "Oh well you'll remember eventually. And if you don't than you don't."
"I can't believe this is happening."
"Well get used to it." Loopy grabbed Twilight by the head and threw her straight to the floor. The impact made Twilight unconscious. "You stood up way past your bedtime. You got a long day ahead of you tomorrow. Nighty night Twi."