Equestrian Anti-Heat Forces

by Navras97

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Doctor Whooves, Original Character, Braeburn, Spike, Comedy, Big Macintosh, Random, Adventure, Sex
Length: 38398

Captain of the Royal Guard Shining Armor creates a Special Task force designed to defend stallions all over Equestria from any unwanted sexual intercourse with mares.

Captain of the Royal Guard Shining Armor creates a Special Task force called the Equestrian Anti-Heat Forces made of male Royal Guard, Wonderbolts, secret agents of the Royal Guard, and brave stallion volunteers, all over Equestria designed to defend stallions all over the world from any unwanted sexual intercourse with mares. The princesses objected since heat season is a law of nature that must not be disturbed. Luna and Celestia let their little group pass anyway, knowing it will fail and that they'll accept their roles in the heat season. Shining Armor organizes it believing sexual intercourse is something that should never be forced upon any pony that doesn't want it. Ponyville is where the most potent heat season is located since all bearers of the Elements of Harmony live there. Big Mac, Flash Sentry, Braeburn, the city guard platoon, and a handful of other stallions join in the EAHF to keep themselves safe long enough for heat season to end. Will this new operation go through with a success, or will the Mane 6 and the female population majority overwhelm the male population, getting what their hormones are burning for?

Published 2013-10-20 01:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-16 05:16:05 UTC

Ch. 1

"Attention!" commanded the Colonel towards his neatly organized battalion of 1,000. The colonel's shout echoed through the vast meeting hall, bouncing off the white stone walls and ceiling. The gray and white stallions stand crisp salutes in perfect timing and synch like mirrors. The rank Sergeant Major stallion began moving his eyes around his troops organized in a 10 x 100 manner. He carefully examines every single troop down to the gap between their hind legs. The royal battalion was organized by respective breed, the Pegasus troops in the back, Earth ponies in the middle, and Unicorns in the front. Detecting no flaws whatsoever the sergeant walked back onto the podium in front of the platoon under his order.

"Today you men will be briefed on this ordered given by head of the entire Royal Guard, "Captain" Shining Armor." as the stallion shouted these words through the echoing room, Shining Armor entered through some double doors on the western entrance. The blue and white stallion were accompanied by his two best stallions as the three walked with flowing motion to the podium. Of these two, one of them was Pegasus Flash Sentry, who rose up the chain of command fairly quickly for his undying leadership skills. Shining Armor faced the platoon on the podium, the two stallions stood facing the group with unbreakable stances.

"Thank you Colonel, every pony at ease, and listen to what I have to say." ordered Shining Armor through the microphone. The platoon eased off their salute and stood there with their gray and blue eyes looking at their highest commanding officer. Their was a moment of brief silence before Shining Armor began to open his mouth.

"As you all know... today marks the first day of heat season. Now by a raise of hooves, who here is currently in no relationship so far?" The battalion lingered on the question a bit, before hooves started slowly rising up. Shining Armor scanned the room for about 900 of the 1,000 stallions had their hooves up, the other 100 resisting not to look around. Shining Armor perked his lips and took a gasp of breath again.

"Alright then... who here... has ever seen a mare in heat before?" it didn't take long before every hoof in the room was in the air, silently communicating their response.

"I see... now who here has ever been... assaulted by a mare in heat before? No need to be hesitant, we're among stallions here. I only ask these questions to prepare you for what I'm about to order in a second." the battalion looked uneasy, until every hoof rose up again, confessing they've been assaulted by a mare in heat before. Shining Armor absorbed every dead serious face in the room before asking another question, "who here has ever tried to fight back?"

Shining Armor watched blankly as every hoof dropped to the floor with a mess of clops following it. "It's good to see... that every stallion here are just as chivalrous as they are dedicated to their duties before their Princesses. But I give this order, this one direct order from me to every individual soldier here." Shining Armor scrunched his eyebrows and leaned on the podium.

"Stop."

"You and I watch every year, as the mare majority seeks out stallions who do not want to be rutted. I watch the guilty faces of every stallion when they are forced into fatherhood and a relationship they never wanted. Stallions run and hide in fear, praying to Celestia they'll survive the heat season with intact pelvises. As much as i appreciate my wife Princess Cadence, I cannot seem to treat her the same when she's trying to chase me through the Crystal Palace halls in a sexual fury. I'm sure it has been the same for all of you, fleeing with not enough courage to break your chivalrous ways and just buck the female mob chasing you. Well as your superior officer I give you permission to buck, so I'm making a proposal." Shining Armor stopped his speech the battalion's confused faces.

"For the first time in history, I'm going to organize the very first anti-heat forces, dedicated to help and guide stallions out safely through the heat season." Shining Armor's proposal made some uneasy chatter through the crowd, some eyes widen, some gasp at the statement, every pony seems equally surprised. A hoof went up in front row belonging to a gray unicorn,

"What is it soldier?" asked Shining Armor.

"Not to object on this proposal sir but did the princesses even approve of this?" asked the unicorn. Shining Armor repeated the question through the microphone, silencing the battalion.

"No... no they did not..." the uneasiness kicked up again, only more more worry. "They believe that the laws of nature should be honored and that heat season cannot be something that should be hindered, they also say it's a blessing." the white stallion added. "But I don't see anything that's a blessing with 1 stallion being forced to pleasure about 5 or 6 mares that they don't even have passionate feelings toward! Of the stallions that are in a relationship, who here didn't want it because they were raped and forced into fatherhood?" Shining Armor was surprised to see about 95% of the about 100 troops hooves were raised. "Exactly, even though our economy can support the population growth, it's not some foal boom that every pony wanted. Stallion's have the right to choose who to have intercourse with and they should't be denied their feelings which is why I'm proposing this task force." Shining Armor stopped again and closed his eyes.

"This battalion is the last group I'm addressing this to. Out of the entire military theater, that's 4 more royal guard battalions (in total about 12,000 personnel), our stallions in the Equestrian Intelligence Agency (150 out of 200 personnel) , and the stallions of the Wonderbolt Squad (5 of 10 personnel), almost all of them don't have the courage and guts to fight back the heat." Shining Armor gritted his teeth, and banged his hoof against the podium. He shouts into the mic in a declarative and burning tone, his words like holy proclamations.

"But today, I stand before all of you! Stand together as one stallion, and fight back the heat season! We do not do this for our majesties, but for what's right, for the power of freedom of choice!"

The whole battalion is uplifted, they yell and raise their hooves in honor, moved by the prince's words.

"If you wish to defend your fellow stallion's freedom of choice, if you wish to stand up in the faces of thousands of horny mares, if you wish to live another year without fatherhood, then join me my brothers, raise your spears in action!"

All of the soldiers thrust their spears upward in an almighty manly roar. Some have tears in their eyes as they shout at the top of their lungs. Flash Sentry and the other guard, still keeping their stern composure, point their spears forward in hard conviction, sending a wave of extra excitement to the howling battalion.

"As I speak, thousands of soldiers are mobilizing to fight the heated mares and preparing evacuation protocols and fire team formations. We'll be looking out for able bodied stallion citizens wanting to volunteer so try to talk your friends into joining" said Shining Armor, addressing the calmed battalion. "Our battalions are dividing into companies and mobilizing to cities such as Fillydelphia, Maretropolis, and Manehattan to seek and evacuate stallions into designated zones until the heat blows over. We don't know when the heat season will end, they were always unpredictable. Our Intel Company has invented new ground breaking combat technology to safely subdue mares and are 100% non-lethal, so don't worry about accidentally killing any pony. These new inventions are currently being secretly manufactured by the EIA (Equestrian Intel Agency) under the noses of our princesses. The princesses do not approve of this movement, but they believe that this little operation of ours is going to fail. We'll prove them wrong!" As he said that, it rallied the group into a another roar of excitement.

"Sir, permission to speak?" interjected Flash Sentry, looking at Shining Armor.

"What is it Corporal?" asked Shining Armor, turning his head to the orange stallion.

"What if we don't mind the heat season? I mean not all of us don't mind it." Flash Sentry looked curiously at his superior officer. Shining Armor repeated the question through the mic and responded through it as well.

"I'm not saying we evacuate ALL the stallions, the majority of Equestria is mare and not enough stallion to go around. Stallions always have their eyes set on one mare, never 6 or 7 mares. We'll evacuate married couples and colt and filly-friends so they can have "it" with just the two of them without the interjection of thousands of horny mares." Shining Armor gave Flash a nod, and the orange stallion saluted.

Shining Armor's second best soldier pulled out a dossier of protocol, formations, weaponry blueprints, Intel, debriefing notes, training guides, etc. and handed it to the Colonel of the battalion and saluted each other with determined nods.

"Good luck to all of us!" Shining Armor shouted as he and his men left through the eastern exit. Shining Armor took a large sigh as he was out of earshot from the battalion and murmured to himself,

"We're gonna need it..."

Ch. 2

Meanwhile in Ponyville, Big Macintosh has just finished another honest day of apple bucking until Applejack approached him. Her face was flushed redder than his red coat and her hind legs were slightly trembling.

"B...Big Mac...?" asked Applejack, slowly panting from what Big Mac assumed was out of exhaustion from a hard day.

"Eeyup?" asked Big Mac with his signature one-liner. He was looking at his sister's panting became heavier as she hung her tongue out.

"It feels... like my body is going to crumble like a sand castle on a windy day, can you... carry me inside please...?" as the mare said that, she immediately plopped to the ground, Big Mac quickly put the bucket of apples down and rushed over to his exhausted sibling.

Big Mac opened the ranch house door with his head, his tired sister in his rock solid hooves, he was standing on his hind legs. Applebloom was in the kitchen fixing up dinner rather poorly until she turned around to see her older siblings.

"Oh my..." said Applebloom, rushing to them after dropping the entire wooden ladle into the boiling apple stew. "Is sis doing okay Big Mac?" she asked, looking at the panting mare in the stallion's hooves. Big Mac set Applejack down on the couch and closed the door. Applebloom put her hoof on Applejack's forehead, checking for a fever. "Weird, you feel fine to me... what happened?" Applebloom took AJ's hat off and set it on the coffee table.

"I don't know little filly, you didn't overwork yourself again did you AJ?" asked Big Mac, sitting down on the floor beneath her.

"No... I've had tons of... harder working days than this... this should've been... easy job today." said Applejack through panted breath.

Granny Smith slowly limped downstairs before seeing her grandchildren sitting together on the couch. She tapped her wooden cane on the stair railing, signaling the three.

"How come ya'll are huddling up like that? Oh dear Applejack dearie, you look fit lesser than a fiddle, what happened?" the grandmother asked, she walked to her unwell granddaughter and looked at her flushed face.

Granny Smith looked at Applejack on the couch and began to poke around on parts of the orange mare's body.

"Applebloom, can you get the medical kit sweetie?" asked Granny, the large ribbon filly zipped into the kitchen and came back with a white doctor's bag in her mouth. Granny Smith thanked the filly and took it and opened it up, her hooves fiddled through it looking for a certain tool.

She took out a stethoscope, fixing the hearing ends into her ears. The grandmother placed the bell on Applejack's chest, hearing her heartbeat is more faster paced. She put the bell on Applejack's neck, hoof palms, and back, getting the same results.

"Can you two fix up and ice bag and a cup of fresh orange juice for Applejack here, I suspect she might be sick with a fever or something." Granny requested, the two siblings went into the kitchen and did what they were told.

Granny Smith dropped the stethoscope and took out an ear thermometer. She put a covering on the tip and stuck it in Applejack's ear. She would've used a basic thermometer but Applejack panting was starting to get heavier. After the device beeped Granny took it of the mare's ear. "37.5 Celsius... that's normal body temperature for mare's your age" said Granny to herself, Applejack was panting too heavily to listen.

Granny Smith sighed and tried applying pressure to different parts of Applejack's body with her hoof again. She asked if Applejack would nod if she'd feel anything on her body when pressure was applied and she groggily nodded.

Granny worked her way down Applejack, starting with her scalp. Applejack didn't react to any of these until Granny applied pressure on Applejack's crotch. Applejack moaned with strain as she squirmed around on the couch. "Oh my, I'm not sure what ya exact problem is honey, but rest up for today, Big Mac will do your work won't you dear?

"Eeyup" Big Mac responded as she turned around to see Big Mac and Applebloom returning with a blue bag of ice with a side of hastily squeezed orange juice. Both of them were set on the table next to the sick mare. Granny carefully set the bag on Applejack's sweating head. She closed her eyes embracing the cold as it seeped into her racing brain. "We'll bring her to the doctor tomorrow, maybe then we'll out what in tar-nation she caught while on the job." she told to her grand kids, it wasn't long until Applejack was sound asleep, her limbs crossed and gentle breath escaping her vocal cords.

Applebloom grabbed a checkered blanket and set it over her older sister, then leaned in to kiss her on the forehead. Granny nodded to Big Mac to finish up the days work and come back when it's finished. Applebloom went back to the apple stew and found out it was already smoking. Granny Smith brushed her sleeping Granddaughter's silky smooth mane until she limped back upstairs to get some sleep.

Everything was quiet until midnight, Big Mac finished up the work at 11:55 pm, plumb tuckered out almost to the point of passing out. The red stallion took a quick 2 minute shower before back to bed. His raw, throbbing muscles strained and yelled out in pain as he slowly crawled into bed. His body laid there, dead still after doing double the work on apple bucking and lifting. The weight of Big Mac's eyelids reached about a thousand pounds before shutting down, following the rest of his body.

Suddenly Big Mac was awake again from the sound of something shattering. He sat up in bed, stiffened and shocked, then he looked at the clock on the wall. 4:00 am... Big Mac got a bad feeling about this. He slowly got out of his bed, his muscles severely lagging to his movements, and unlocked his door into the 20 meter long hallway. It sounded like it came from downstairs... where Applejack was sleeping. He slowly crept towards the staircase, tip-hoofing in a cartoon fashion and looking at the floor. He softly stepped forward in certain areas on the wooden floor that didn't have a creak every time you stepped on it. The stallion repeated the same process as he went down the stairs, and looked at the couch. Applejack was gone... the blanket on the floor and the cup of OJ shattered on the oak surface. Big Mac was surprised to hear Applebloom and his Granny still snoring peacefully. Big Mac checked the windows, but found them unscathed. He checked the door, only to see the bolted lock was still in place. It's safe to assume that Applejack did this, but why? Big Mac looked at the glass shards on the floor before grabbing a broom and sweeping it up.

If Big Mac knew that Applejack was outside he would've heard a loud creak from the old and worn out door as it opened, so AJ is still in the ranch house. This house is pretty small, so far she's not in the kitchen where Big Mac grabbed his broom. Granny was always paranoid of timber-wolves and told us to lock our bedroom doors, ironically she wasn't frightened awake by this. Where in tar-nation would Applejack have gone to? He would've spotted her by now, but she mysteriously disappeared, leaving a citrus mess on the floor.

By the time he was done sweeping up glass shards and swabbing the OJ off he went back upstairs. Big Mac assumed AJ could be in the bathroom upstairs or her bedroom. He proceeded to go up the bathroom and opened the door. She's not here... what the...? He went into AJ's bedroom to find it perfectly open and the window's still bolted closed. Big Mac mind was thinking at it's greatest half-asleep capacity, but then he gave up. Big Mac would figure AJ would be back in the morning, so I'm sure she's fine. Indeed she was fine... fine on Big Mac's bed as he walked in. His eyes were widened, amazed and at the same time confused how his sister got into his room so stealthily. She was lying on Big Mac's bed like she wanted him to paint her like one of his French mares. Her gaze was pacing up and down Big Mac's toned figure standing perfectly still.

She was wearing white lingerie knee socks connected to panties and white lingerie arm gloves. Big Mac couldn't help but blush looking at this.

Why is she wearing that, she never wears anything as girly as that! WHERE did she get it?? Does the Carousel Boutique sell this stuff? he thought, staring at his sister in this new image.

"A... AJ...?" Big Mac managed to spit out, looking at his sister.

"Eeyup...?" she responded, stealing his one-liner out of his mouth.

"What are you... doin here...? Are ya'll well now?" Big Mac was starting feel a little uncomfortable from his sister's stare.

"Oh yea... I'm doin just FINE bro..." She got out of his bed, and started walking towards him, putting one leg in front of the other like a cat.

She went behind him... and bolted the door shut.

Big Mac hastily turned around, feeling tension build up in his chest, escaping through his nervous breath.

"Big Mac...?" asked Applejack while she ran her hoof through his long mane and down his neck.

"E....e-eeyup...?" Big Mac was starting feel more nervous than Fluttershy on Nightmare Night.

"Can you... lie down on the bed for me... pretty please?" she glanced up at his taller brother, green eyes looking up at him with slightly puckered lips.

He ever so slowly did so, keeping a hawk eye on his sister as he laid down on his bed.

He was breathing through his mouth the whole time and neglected to breath through his nose until now. He took a quick sniff and his eyes widened.

He smelled something... it waded through the air like some strong perfume, or like a rotting air freshener.

Applejack slowly cat-walked over to him, the stench only got stronger. the closer she was the closer he was to figuring out this familiar smell.

Soon the mare was on top of him, her limbs caging him down like a hunter and their prey.

Big Mac and all his quiet being began to quiver and tremble as his sister undone her ponytail, her mane's soft strands brushing him.

As her lips approached his, he finally figured out what the smell was....

Estrus.

Big Mac suddenly shot out under and between AJ's hind legs that were caging him in a restrain. He was a hair away from performing incest with his horny sibling. He ran to the door and tried to unbolt it only to find himself being dragged back by Applejack's strong grip. Before saying sorry, he got on his forelegs and bucked Applejack off of him, sending her through the wall and perking her in a hole. She opened her eyes in a sexual rage and started growling through her gritted teeth.

"YOU ARE GONNA RUT ME RIGHT NOW!!!!" Applejack screamed at the top of her lungs, sharply squeaking like Sweetie Belle as she dove across the room and tackled Big Mac. They were both scrambling on the floor, Big Mac trying to fight off Applejack, putting in 110% effort his sore muscles can dish out. Applejack caught Big Mac at the most convenient time when he was aching sore from doing both of their work.

"I'm your- uh!- dang sibling AJ-gah!- Why in the good name of -ah!- Celestia would you wanna rut your own FLESH AND BLOOD?!" Big Mac asked through his panting breath as he dove around his room and was being smashed against the wall by AJ's headbutt charging. She was trying to knock out Big Mac and tie him up and f**k him while he's tied up... since she kind of had a fetish for that lately.

Applejack managed to get on top of him, he was too tired to fight back. She pulled a lasso from only Celestia knows where and wrapped the rope around his neck, giving it a quick tug choking him a bit.

"As much as I am picky with who I make sweet SWEET love to," Applejack responded while running her tongue up and down Big Mac's sweaty torso "right now this heat is feeling a mighty worse than last year when the Elements of Harmony were involved. I can't even think rationally anymore with a stallion in sight. Right now, it could be ANY dang stallion, even you Big Bro. Besides," she tugged at the lasso tighter, "every mare seem to take a special attraction towards you specifically. Word on the street says even Princess Luna seems to have the hots for you. I wanna have just what Fluttershy had with you last year, and I am not gonna regret a Single. Damn. Thing!

Big Mac was powerless and dead fatigued, he doubt he would be able to survive a hard thrusting by Applejack. He watched through his soaking wet mane in his eyes as his very own sister's hips descended ever... so... slowly... down... on...

BAM! Suddenly in the nick of time a pair of gray hind legs busted into the room, the door slammed on the floor and the bolt flew to make a small hole in the wall next to the Applejack-sized one. It revealed to be a Pegasus royal guard's legs, Granny Smith and Applebloom came in with readied lassos.

They lassoed Applejack off of a sweaty Big Mac and the both tied her up very quickly. Big Mac summoned the remaining strength he had left to rip off the lasso on his neck. He just laid there trying to recuperate after what he experienced until the other stallion in the room walked towards him. The guard extended his helping hand and Big Mac gladly accepted, stumbling a bit as he got up. The guard hoisted the red pony on his shoulders, giving him a reassuring nod. Big Mac felt like he dodged the bullet at a microscopic level, he automatically nodded back in gratitude. The group circled around the restrained Applejack, struggling to break free. There was double the rope on her so she couldn't break free. Applebloom secured the knot a tie similar to her head ribbon and looked into the eyes of her older sister. Every pony was looking at her with disappointment, their stares like daggers in her sides. Applejack stopped struggling and looked into the saddened puppy eyes of her beloved little sister. Applejack paused for a moment and sighed, her eyes went to Big Mac's.

"I...I'm sorry Big Mac... so... so sorry. I just... absolutely DESPISE heat season! This one feels like the worst of them all, that I would go as far as to have incest when the rest of my family is here. I deserve to take any punishment ya'll think is most fitting for me." Applejack apologized, her eyes down on the floor in shame. Soon though they were locked onto the grey stallion that just interrupted her happy time. He gave her scowl and cocked eyebrow, shaking his head.

"It's okay AJ," said Big Mac, getting off of the guard's shoulders and kneeling down next to his hog-tied sister, "you can't fight it, I understand. We can't fight nature, it's impossible, like... trying to know more Equestrian history than Princess Celestia. Don't worry, every year I always manage to survive with a few friends, though today was close call I'll admit. I forgive you sis, at least we know what the problem is now." He smiled at Applejack, tears began to well up in her eyes.

"...Thank you Bi-" that's all Applejack could say before Applebloom stuck a large fuji apple in her mouth, silencing her. Applebloom troll laughed, looking at her sister in her current situation.

"You don't need to run away any longer, fellow stallion" said the royal guard, every pony looked at him when he said this.

"What... w-why...?" asked Big Mac, dumbfounded by that statement.

"Um, my apologies but may I speak with you grandson alone ma'am? This is between male to male concerning the rising of the heat season." requested the guard, gesturing with his head to bring the "catch" with them as well.

Applebloom and Granny Smith left the room, dragging Applejack with them out into the hall and down the stairs. Big Mac could hear Applejack's muffled grunts as she was carelessly dragged down the staircase. Applejack has lassoed a lot of things in her life, but rarely does she become the one that's tied up.

Big Mac and the guard stood facing each other in the decimated room full of broken furniture, large cracks in the wooden walls, and the splintered white door on the floor. Big Mac walked over to the bed and sat on it, trying to catch his breath again. The guard joined him on the bed and pulled out a vanilla folder from his saddle bag. The guard placed it on the bed and fanned out it's contents.

Inside the portfolio was pictures of Big Mac, him bucking trees, lifting heavy sacks of flour, him running on the conveyor belt of the squeezing machine during the Flim-Flam incident. One that caught his eye was him bouncing forward effortlessly pulling with a wagon full of anvils and a pair of bulls trying to resist on the other side. Every single feat of amazing strength he ever performed was in this portfolio.

"If you're gonna ask" said the guard, who undoubtedly read his mind, "we have... certain ponies... that capture every significant event that happens in every town. And Ponyville is chalk-full of significant events. We don't do this to be creepy, we do this for your safety and every pony else's." The pictures were recollected and put back in the guard's saddle bag. He took another object out, a letter with a golden seal.

"The whole reason I was here in the nick of time Mr. Apple is because I was coming here with a request... a request of duty..." the guard said, handing Big Mac the letter. It was addressed to him and sent by the Royal Guard. Big Mac opened the envelope and read out loud what the letter said:

"If you are reading this, then you are being asked to take an action. An action that could benefit the freedom, liberty, and choice that all stallion's are blessed with since the day they are born. For as long as Celestia and Luna have lived, heat season has been a part of nature and Equestrian society for a long time. But nature can be cruel, as hormone driven mares hunt down the smaller male majority like prey. Every year, thousands of stallions are forced to partake in sexual intercourse with mates that they don't choose for themselves. And in some cases, they are forced to satisfy more than 1 mare at a time. Each stallion has the right to freely choose who they want to have intercourse with but are never given that choice by the female majority. It is safe to assume that whoever pony this letter is being addressed to, you have been in one or more instances been sexually assaulted by a mare you have no feelings for. Well now its time to fight back against what nature has "bestowed" upon us and harness it for the freedom of choice for every stallion. Join the Equestrian Anti-Heat Forces today, and help yourself and thousands of other stallions through another year without fatherhood. This decision is completely up to you whether you want to fight back or not, do not feel guilt for not joining this but it's what is necessary for what's right."

"Best regards, and the best of luck for you through this season,
Shining Armor, Captain of the Royal Guard"

Below Shining Armor's name was his signature. Big Mac looked at the guard, who was staring back at him.

"If you don't know me I'm one of the guards that is stationed here in Ponyville. Me and my squad of 10 are currently waiting for reinforcements arrive for Ponyville this afternoon with supplies and the non-lethal weaponry to subdue the heated mare population. Ponyville is where the pinnacle of the heat is located since all the bearers of the Elements of Harmony reside here. But we're not gonna be chickens and run away, we're going to fight here at our home. That's why i'm asking you to join us Big Macintosh. You're one of the strongest ponies in Ponyville and we're looking for the most strongest, quick-witted, strategic, fastest, stealthy, and/or courageous stallions and you're one of them. Join the EAHF brother", he got up and stood straight, extending his hoof out, "and we'll drive the mares heat away for freedom, for passion, for stallions!"

Big Mac never heard of this before, he was glad he did. His eyes widened with hope, a smile crept up his face. His thoughts were racing, A force dedicated to fighting heat... it's a savior, an opportunity to fight back! Me, Spike, Doctor Hooves, Braeburn, Soarin', Thunderlane, every stallion can combat this heat! We found our best chance to survive the heat season! No more running, no more hiding, no more cowardice, no more watching some poor stallion getting ravaged by hordes of mares! We can do this, we MUST do this, we WILL do this! I would never want to hurt a mare, but when they're in heat and chasing me down it's so... dang... tempting to just buck out! Now I have the right to do it, if I have to put aside my chivalrous ways for this season, then I'll do it!

Big Mac stood up, full of energy again, this new wave of hope overflowing through him. He gave the guard a big grin, the guard looked calmly ecstatic.

"Will you do it Big Macintosh, will you stand together with your Equestrian brothers and fight back?" Big Mac gave the guard a crisp hoof shake.

Big Mac dipped his head down, summoning the strength to respond in a tone he has never responded to a question before in his ENTIRE life: excitement.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP!!!!!!!!!"

Ch. 3

It is 5:00 in the morning, every pony is currently asleep. Big Mac and the Pegasus guard were walking outside through the empty market plaza, the only sounds coming from their hoof steps and the repetitive tweeting of birds. The guard nudged Big Mac on the shoulder and pointed at something.

"Do you see that?" asked the guard, pointing at a random house. "There, in the shadows"

"I don't see anything... oh wait", Big Mac had no clue what he was talking about until he finally caught it.

There was pony, an earth pony to be exact, hiding underneath the houses roof side extension sticking to the surface. The pony was dressed in a black jumpsuit and had a black utility belt and wore a mask only revealing his eyes, ears, mane, and tail.

"That's one of the sources that I've been talking to you about, right now he's going to silently enter the house and evacuate the stallion resident in it". The guard motioned him and Big Mac to get closer and hide inside a bush to watch the agent pony do his work.

Turns out the agent was using some adhesive gloves to stick himself to the surface of the roof. He spider crawled to the window and quietly knocked on it. The window slowly opened to reveal a light brown earth stallion with brown coat, mane, and blue eyes leaning out of it, curious of his strange visitor. The agent used his tail to silence the ponies' mouth before he said something loud enough.

"The pony is going to follow the plan that was sent out to all royal guard so watch carefully." said the guard, motioning Big Mac again to move to another bush with a better angle. Big Mac took a better look at the brown stallion and recognized that face.

"Is that Doctor Whooves? Since when does he actually own a house?" whispered Big Mac to the guard.

"Correct" said the guard, watching the guard converse with the doctor. "According to our Intel, Doctor Whooves seems to have developed a close friendship with the mare of that house, Ditzy Doo. I can assume he was sleeping over at her house or maybe their friendship blossomed into something else. Regardless, it's imperative we get the doctor out of there before Ditzy Doo wakes up."

"Why Doctor Whooves specifically?" Big Mac whispered.

"Let me show you why," The guard rummaged through his left side saddle bag and took out another dossier, similar to his. He pulled out black and white pictures of the Doctor using his sonic screwdriver and solving some weird algorithms and math equations, Big Mac couldn't even begin to comprehend the sheer complexity of these math functions laid before him.

"Doctor Whooves has a very intelligent mind that could be useful for planning out tactical teams by the time we need to evacuate stallions the HARD way. Not to mention his sonic screwdriver is an invaluable asset to the team here in Ponyville. We only have Me, this spy we're watching, and another troop in Ponyville right now that are grabbing the most strategically important stallions, like you Big Mac."

The agent whispered in the doctors ear and motioned to something in the room. Whooves slowly went inside and came back out with his sonic screwdriver in hoof. The agent took the screwdriver and put it in his utility belt. The agent crawled inside and had a soft conversation with the brown stallion about their cause and the need for the doctor's help. The agent grabbed Whooves and jumped out of the window. Luckily they both safely landed by the agents solid legs absorbing the impact.

The guard beside Big Mac emerged from the bush and gestured him to come out as well. The two approached the spy and the Doctor, the spy and guard give each other crisp salutes before easing off.

"I see you've finished your part of the plan Corporal, how's the rest of us doing?" asked the gray stallion. The spy took off his head wear to fully reveal a large, stylish black slicked back mane, light brown coat, and brown eyes. His voice had a masculine and handsome tone behind it but also sounded like he was around Applejack's age.

"Alright I suppose, they haven't contacted me yet so I assume they're still evacuating the priorities." the spy looked up at Big Mac, the farmer towering over him by a whole head. "can I assume that this is Big Macintosh?"

"This is Big Mac, and this must be Doctor Whooves, the time travelling pony." he looked down at the doctor who was sitting on the ground and taking in the morning air, making dirt angels on the ground.

"Who what- oh you mean me soldier?" Doctor Whooves got back up and straightened his tie, "Indeed, I am the infamous, intelligent, all-knowing, and one and only time-travelling Doctor Whooves! Now if only I had some choreography to go with that that could really- oh Big Mac, long time no see old chap you're looking tip-top I'll tell you."

"Eeyup", said Big Mac, he could never get used to that accent that the Doctor has which he calls "British" accent.

"I'm sure you know it's THAT time of the year again Doctor," Big Mac noted, the both shook hooves and held it, "and you know that this group they're talkin about is our best way of getting through the Heat unscathed."

"Yeah... I know, of all the bloody times for it to happen, it had to happen earlier than I predicted. I almost choked from the stench of estrus when I leaned into Derpy" he walked over to the spy pony and gave him a pat on the back ,"Thank Celestia our friend here got me out before I was ambushed and rutted."

Big Mac looked at the black jumpsuit unicorn and then looked at his own savior, "why aren't you wearing a black outfit like your comrade here?"

The guard rubbed the back of his head, "there weren't enough tailored so I had to wear my traditional royal guard armor. Besides you were on the verge of having incest so stealth was a waste of time."

Doctor Whooves eyes widened at this statement, "incest? Big Mac, don't tell me Applejack tried to..."

Big Mac gave the bewildered doctor a slow nod, "she told me that it feels like the heat has a mind of it's own, that she can't even think rationally about what kind of stallion she set her sights on. Even if that pony is family the heat just takes over."

"All the more reason to get you two out of here", says the spy, pulling his mask back on.

"Agreed, we've spent too much time in the open," said the guard pony, looking up into the partly cloudy sky, "soon weather ponies will be up in the skies for cloud herding." The guard pointed towards Town Hall, "come on, into Town Hall, that's our established HQ area."

Big Mac and Doctor Whooves didn't ask why there for a headquarters and galloped to the singular building in the open area.

They enter the wide oval domed building with no sign of Mayor Mare or any other pony in sight. The guard goes through his saddle bag again and takes out some weird bronze colored mechanism. He tosses it to the spy pony, he caught it and slid his hoof into it, fitting perfectly. Another copy of the mechanism is also taken out and fixed on the guards right fore hoof.

"Stay behind me you two," said the guard to his priorities, "Mayor Mare may be on vacation but there is still a chance some pony could still be awake." The guard went back into the bag and also took about 2 metal boxes and handed one to the spy. The spy attached the box to the mechanism with a crisp "click" and pointed it behind the Doctor and farmer. The guard did the same, Doctor Whooves eyebrows cocked and stared at the odd contraption on the guards hoof.

"Is that... a firearm?" asked Whooves, the guard looked back at him, surprised.

"Yes... how did you know that...?" the spy asked back.

"In my old world, firearms were used very commonly by military. Guards held firearms in public ready to end someone- er uh, some PONIES life as a reminder to always obey the government and behave or else." the Doctor stared at the firearm as they maneuvered through the halls, harsh memories flashing in his brain. Big Mac could swear he could see something well up in the doctor's eyes, "so much power... the power to change the tides of war... the power to make an instant lasting impression... the power of gods, it's something that should have never been discovered."

Whatever a firearm is, Big Mac thought, it doesn't sound too good they way he puts it.

Before Big Mac could ask what the military guys were really wearing on their arms, they suddenly spotted a mare in town hall as they cut a corner. Big Mac looked at the pink coat and green maned earth pony, and confirmed that it was Daisy. Daisy was looking through the stacks of paper behind her for a requisition form.

Daisy turned around and saw the stallions, "oh! Hello there, no pony besides me is usually here this early. I'm only here to find the mayor for a contract but I can't find her" she started trotting to the guard, " hey Mr. Guard, do you know where-"

"FREEZE!" yelled the spy and guard, they glued their firearms sights on Daisy, getting in front of Big Mac and Whooves.

Daisy looked terrified not by the weird contraptions they're pointing at her but the angry expression on her accusers faces. She started to tremble, and backed away from the hostile stallions.

"W-w-w-what did I d-do wrong?? A-am I not supposed to here? I-I'm sorry if I'm trespassing b-but the door was u-unlocked so I-I thought..." Daisy said through her near-hyperventilating lungs.

"Just stay right where you are! Don't move an inch or we'll blast you!" The guard bellowed to the trembling mare.

Big Mac got in front of the guard in protest, seeing only a defenseless lady cower in confusion.

"Now hold on just a minute, she's doing nobody harm, so just leave her be." Big Mac said. he turned back to Daisy, and put a hoof on her shoulder.

"Now it's alright, I won't let them hurt ya" he helped the frightened mare up, holding her hoof in his.

Looks like Big Mac's chivalrous ways are cutting through his shy personality towards mares, Doctor Whooves thought

Daisy looked at Big Mac with her spring green eyes, feeling reassured she hugged him, "Thank you Big Mac, I-"

She stopped in her tracks after taking a small whiff of her nose. Suddenly she felt incredibly aroused as she took larger whiffs of the buff red stallion's natural musk.

"What is it Daisy, is there-" Big Mac stopped as well after smelling a huge surge of estrus resonating from Daisy. He let go of the flower mare and slowly walked away from her.

Daisy gazed at Big Mac with a very obvious lustful look in her eyes as she slowly approached Big Mac, "is something... the matter big stud? Was I too forceful with my embrace... let me try... again... just for YOU!!" she leaped out at Big Mac, who thought of nothing but the end.

Suddenly he heard two loud "CRACKS" behind him and the air in front of the heated Daisy exploded twice. She was shot back into the stacks of papers, sending them raining down on the lady. Big Mac stumbled and fell down on his flanks, catching his breath.

"Oh dear..." said Whooves, shoving himself through the spy and guard to check on the disoriented Daisy. He checked her body for wounds and put his ear to her chest for a heartbeat. There was no wounds, a fast beating heart rate slowly descending, Daisy eyes were in loops as she tried to gather herself.

"She's not dead... how?" Whooves asked, never more surprised in his entire life.

"Concussive explosive rounds", said the spy, picking something out of his utility compartments. A tiny white oval shaped pellet was taken out, as big as a grain of rice. The spy threw the pellet at a wall hard, causing the pellet to detonate and making the room rumble for a fraction of a second. "About the force of an Apple pony bucking their hind legs at your face" he said as he watched Big Mac get back up.

The guard walked over to the mare and took out a small light orange ball from his saddle pack. He yanked open Daisy's mouth and placed the ball in between her teeth. He closed her mouth with the ball still in her teeth and forced her jaw to clamp down.

There was soft muffled "poof" from her mouth as she gasped for air taking in whatever the ball exploded into. There was an orange gas she coughed and breathed in the rest of it. She started blinking heavily and slowly before her head settled down, snoring softly. Big Mac figured whatever that ball was, it knocked Daisy out counting sheep.

"Knockout gas... light concussive explosives... you're trying to SUBDUE the mares not kill them, thank Celestia..." Doctor Whooves said, looking at Daisy sleeping in the stacks of papers.

"We would never ever want to do more than just knock a heated mare out", said the guard, closing his saddle bag, "that is in every way sick and deplorable treatment. Subduing them is the most safest way to ensure stallion safety and a few others virginity."

"She's going to be out for 24 hours," said the spy, "but I don't have anything to restrain her with so let's pray to Celestia that she'll not notice the headquarter's secret entrance."

The guard led the rest of the group to a door that had a sign labeled "RESTRICTED AREA, DO NOT ENTER" in bold red letters.

"Genius, no pony would EVER suspect anything from here" said Whooves, fixing his tie. His sarcasm dug into the military stallions' backsides.

The guard knocked on the door, a mechanical monotone voice erupted from an intercom speaker, "PASSWORD"

"Open the damn door... brony" said the guard.

".....ACCEPTED", answered the guard. Doc and big Mac were unsure which part of phrase was the password or the whole thing was. The door creaked open with a deep whine, cold air rushed through the opening, blowing through the stallions' manes. Before them was a long stairway, which they proceeded to travel down further underground. Periodically, the doctor could spot black half sphere cameras as they trotted downwards. After about a minute of stairs they were finally met with some pony. It was another royal guard, this time it was a navy blue coated unicorn. Behind him was a thick titanium door with several bolts and a large opening valve wheel. The spy and guard stood in front of the unicorn and gave perfectly synced salutes, the unicorn guard returned the pose.

"1st Lieutenant Ironsword and Incognito, how did your assignment go?" he eased off, the two ponies eased off as well.

Apparently Big Mac's retriever was the pony called Ironsword and the other named Incognito. Ironsword stepped forward, "As you can see Major Marks, me and Incognito successfully retrieved and escorted civilian Big Macintosh of the Apple family and Doctor Whooves as requested. We did not come into contact with Private Redshot so we must assume he is still carrying out his assignment."

"I see then..." said the Major, he turned towards Incognito, "has Private Redshot contacted you lately Lieutenant?"

The spy pony shook his head, "no sir, I attempted to call him but didn't answer back, he must be maintaining radio silence at the moment."

"Alright then, Incognito, head back out into the field and rendezvous with the Private, his Pony-of-interest is valuable factor that can't be left out. It's currently 6:30 am and some mares could be getting up by now. Reinforcements won't arrive until 12:00 so stay low but move fast. Get moving!" Marks pointed at the stairway, Incognito gallops up back out into what will soon be Heat Hell.

Marks turns to Ironsword, "Move that mare as far away from Town Hall as possible and when you're done come back here and open up the underground entrances."

Ironsword saluted, "yes sir!" and flew back into the stairway to grab Daisy. The Major turned to Big Mac and the Doctor, staring back at the unicorn guard.

"Will you two join us in this fight?" the unicorn asked us, lingering on our answer.

"Eeyup" responded Big Mac, shaking the Major's hoof.

"I will," responded Whooves, "...as long as I'm not required to do the actual fighting. It's been months since I did something that was for the sake of my life. Fighting back horny mares... in every way it sounds so bad... yet so bloody good... hey wait a minute my sonic screwdriver! Damn it that Incognito pony still has it!" he stares at his right hoof, missing it's constant extension.

"We'll wait for Incognito to return, he'll give it back then. Besides, your sonic screwdriver could be very useful to him. Our other priority is the baby dragon Spike." stated Marks, charging his horn to cast a spell. "I'm going to show you everything I know about Spike the best way I can, and why we need him so much."

A flicker of light began to emerge from his horn, soon it was on the wall in front of him the shape of a rectangle. Big Mac and Doctor Whooves watched as the poor quality blurs began to focus, revealing it to be Spike, sending letters. Except of doing it the regular earth pony way, he torches the parchment, causing it to be reduced to some green gaseous form. The scene dims to poor focus, the colors transition to another scene. The colored blur focuses to a scene of Princess Celestia on her throne, suddenly the same letter appears right in front of her, regaining it's former solid form.

"I see... so Spike can send letters to Princess Celestia instantly" commented Whooves, "... amazing things magic can do eh Big Mac?"

"Eeyup" Big Mac one-lined.

The light presentation fades from Major Marks' horn, slightly out of breath. "Do you think every letter Spike sends HAVE to go to Princess Celestia?"

"Uh... nope?" responded Big Mac, slightly more confused than Whooves.

"Our... "sources" ...made recordings of Spike's abilities when Spike thought he was getting a medical examination. According to our Intel, Spike CAN willingly send letters to whatever or whoever he wants. And-"

"Wait... I have a question..." interrupted Whooves.

"What is it?"

"Why do you need Spike's instant letter sending capabilities when you have radios?" asked Whooves, looking a bit dumbfounded.

"Good question Doctor," Major Marks sat down to recuperate from the spell casting, "it's because since Ponyville is the most intense area for the season, Shining Armor wants messages constantly flowing back and forth holding calls for supply drops and orders. Our radios cannot extend all the way to Canterlot so Spike's messages will be crucial for reaching Canterlot. Other reasons include Spike's lack of a masculine musk for being a baby, great for up-close stealth missions. He also has a small form which allows him to crawl through air ducts and other tight spaces. He's our best link to where mares would be situated the most around and where hiding stallions are located."

"Never mind then, thank you Major." Whooves nodded in approval.

"Don't you think we should go inside now?" asked Big Mac.

Marks nodded, "right, enough standing around, you need to meet the crew." Marks unlocked the locks with a magic shaped key while Big Mac spun the wheel around, unsealing the door.

The door strong enough for a bank vault moans and screeches as Marks pushes the door open. As Big Mac and Doctor Whooves, they lean their necks over the railing to get a view of the whole operation stretched out before them. They could fit the whole population of Ponyville in here, and have more than plenty of space to let them keep the non-essentials.

The doctor and farmer stared wordlessly at this whole underground town before them. Marks stands with them, admiring the view.

"Let's get you up to speed then."

Ch. 4

"Private Redshot, come in over" said Incognito over his radio. No response for the 4th attempt, the library must be impenetrable. It's about to be noon, almost all of the mares are awake right now. Incognito darts from hiding place to shadowed corners trying not to let his presence be detected. All thanks to his suit, he's feeling his perspiration being stubbornly pushed back into their pores.

He perks up on a mahogany colored rooftop, feeling the solar radiation deep fry him to a near-tolerable level. His suit covers every inch of his body except for his eyes, ears, and a tail hole. The material is made of spider silk as hard as steel but as light as paper gripping his skin, giving his pores no space to breathe.

(I was about to post an illustration, but fimfiction won't let me post .jpg images)

The spy peered down below him to see the place was surprisingly empty. Incognito assumed the mares tried to lock themselves in their doors to keep themselves from losing it in front of a stallion. The stallion's right now must be hiding, the PAHF forces in Ponyville only have so much messengers to rescue the most important assets.

Incognito continued to leap from rooftop to rooftop until he heard a scream. It came from his right, not too far, Incognito picked up the jumping pace to see the disturbance.

That scream sounded southern, thought Incognito, I guess not every mare stayed indoors. He didn't want to expose his position and jeopardize his objective, but whoever screamed needed his help fast. Incognito reached the source of the disturbance which came from a green eyed earth pony with a cow-colt hat. The pony was sprinting away from what looked like to be Carrot Top.

"L-leave me alone!" yelled the pony, knocking down anything he passed to slow down Carrot Top. But the orange pony was surprisingly too agile and just leaped over them effortlessly. Incognito followed the chase on his rooftop environment.

"Just quit running stud!" demanded Carrot Top, slowly gaining on the stallion. "I won't bite you, not in a harmful way at least." The cow-colt picked up his sprinting, squeezing out every bit of stamina he could muster.

"L...like hell you are! I could smell your estrus the moment I set eyes on you!" the Earth pony retorted, jumping over a 15-feet wooden fence. Incognito cocked his eyebrows, impressed by the stallion's athletic capability. Carrot Top tried to jump over but instead crashed her face into the fence at 20 mph. "Ha! You can't reach me with a fence that high! Kiss your sexy time goodbye!"

Incognito scrunched his face as he could feel the mare's pain from above as he heard a loud CRACK! The mare was twitching so at least she wasn't dead. The stallion stopped to catch his breath, staring at the fence he just overcame. But unknown to him, but known to Incognito, Carrot Top gave the fence a full-head on charge, smashing through the wooden fence and cutting the stallion's break short. Much to the stallion's luck, he hit a dead end. He tried to open one of the doors on either side of him but they were locked much to Carrot Top's delight. The stallion tried to jump the 20 feet brick wall but didn't have enough space to build momentum. Carrot Top tackled the fatigued stallion and started rubbing his chest. The stallion was trembling in fear and depressingly ready to accept the mare's body.

"You're all mine now boy," she leaned in and started licking his mouth, "so just sit back and enjoy the ride!"

Incognito couldn't watch any further, he jumped down and landed softly behind the two. The earth pony noticed him between the gap in Carrot Top's spread hind legs as it slowly lowered down.

"Get off of that stallion" called Incognito. the mare turned her head to see the ninja stallion behind her.

"If it want to join us whoever you are," said Carrot Top, turning around and plopping on the ground next to her near-victim, spreading her hind legs, she gave Incognito an out-of-this-world lustful look on her face "I'm more than happy to fit you in."

Suddenly what felt like 10 meters between them was gone as Incognito swiftly grabbed her hindlegs, "No thanks!!" He hurled her behind him, 15 meters away from the cow-colt.

"You have to do it, you have no choice", said Carrot Top, getting back on her feet and slowly cat-walking towards them. "Princess Celestia herself stated heat season is a law of nature and should never be interfered with. Stallions have been good to never fight back because it makes our roles in nature much easier. I'm going to have him and you as well because I CAN and I WILL!" She charged at the two, the cow-colt braced himself.

Incognito quickly reached into his utility belt and pulled out an anesthesia pellet and wrapped it in his tail. The spy pony tackled the mare, restricting her on all 4 limbs. Carrot top struggled and screamed until Incognito shoved the anesthesia pellet in her screaming mouth. She disturbingly sucked on the stallion's black tail before she accidentally bit on the pellet, taking in all the sleep gas. She quit struggling and ceased her playing with Incognito's tail. Carrot Top's eyelid's continuously dipped heavily as the spy got off of her.

Incognito put his mouth near the mare's ear, she was too dazed to resist back as he whispered, "No... thanks...". That was the last thing she heard before falling into a 24-hour sleep. Incognito got back up and walked back to the astonished cow-colt, still on the ground.

"A-amazing, I've had moments where I've fought back a mare in heat before... but nothing like you performed it" said the cow-colt, getting back on his hooves.

"Can you walk alright?" asked Incognito, extending his hoof, the other stallion waved it off,

"I'm good, thank you by the way, I'm in your debt" he took his hat off and put it over his chest.

"It was no problem, what's you name fellow stallion?" asked Incognito, who was unfamiliar with this pony. Incognito knew every face in Ponyville but his, so he must be a visitor.

"The name's Braeburn pardner, I'm part of the Apple family except I'm visiting from Appleloosa. I came here to help out in the harvest of the Zap Apples this year but... we obviously can't make the harvest if every mare in Ponyville is out for our wangers."

"Braeburn huh...?" said Incognito, looking at the Apple pony, they both shook each other's hooves, "nice to meet you, I'm called Incognito, Corporal Incognito of the Equestrian Intelligence Agency."

Braeburn eyes widened, "you one of the Feds?!" he had a shocked look on his face.

Incognito knew what Braeburn was thinking of right now... "...look Apple man we forgave the Apple family years ago for processing apple flavored hookah without proper consent. I'm not gonna arrest you, apple hookah is the least of our worries right now."

Braeburn let go of a breath he was holding in, "alright then, thank Celestia."

Incognito took a good look at his face to confirm it in his mind before speaking again, "all right Braeburn, let's get out of here, I can hear voices approaching from all the noise."

The two stallions backed up enough to give momentum to clear the 20 feet high wall. Incognito noticed a ladder to his right and gestured Braeburn to follow him up to the rooftops. The two didn't stick around to see who the voices belonged to.

"Where are we going now? A hiding place for us to spend the next 2-3 months or so in?" asked Braeburn, trying to have a jumping conversation like in one of the certain anime series he's watched.

"We're not in the clear yet Braeburn, the whole reason I found you was because I was on my way to retrieve someone".

"Who?"

"His name is Spike, a baby dragon who lives in the Ponyville library with Princess Twilight Sparkle. We need his messenger powers to help open instant communication with our captain Shining Armor" Incognito readjusts his utility belt while jumping with his hind legs.

"We?" asked Braeburn, confused on the statement.

Incognito looked at him, forgetting to tell him about the PAHF.

"That's right... you don't know. Well a few days ago, the captain of the royal guard Shining Armor created a special pro-stallion task force called the Equestrian Anti-Heat Forces meant to protect stallions from heated mares. We're expecting some Canterlot reinforcements to arrive any second now. I'll explain later, we're already here."

The two stopped and jumped onto the nearest roof to the library window door.

"You want to come with me Braeburn, or do you want to stay here and watch my back?" asked Incognito, looking through the window for any sign of Twilight.

"I wanna come with, I wanna see my ol' spiny heat survival buddy." said Braeburn jumping next to him in front of the window.

"Heat survival buddy? You've met Spike before?" asked Incognito.

"Me, him, Doctor Whooves, that wonderbolt Soarin', ma cousin Big Macintosh, have been through some crazy adventures, trying to outrun Twilight and her friends and their heat." Braeburn started daydreaming on the fun (horrible) and exciting (terrifying) adventures the five of them had.

"Let's keep the nostalgia for later, I have a job at hand. Stay completely quiet and keep behind me" said Incognito as he slowly opened the window, silently landing with a soft "clop" on the oak floor. Braeburn managed to be as stealthy and got behind Incognito. Braeburn sniffed the air, but smelled no estrus lofting through it.

"Princess Twilight's not here Incognito, the air is still clean." whispered Braeburn.

"Really? I can't smell through this mask, and I need this suit for more than just to look cool" said the spy pony, "alright then, I trust your sense of smell, we can just drop the stealth act." the pony stood back up.

"Wouldn't Spike be freaked out that we trespassed onto his property?" asked Braeburn, still keeping the stealth pose.

"According to the Ponyville property records the Ponyville library is public property but Twilight does enough contributions to the town to make up for her unofficial ownership here. But that deal was never put in fine print." Incognito trotted down the stairs, catching Spike's attention.

Spike was before in the kitchen as he was there, wearing his chef outfit, he didn't look at Incognito and was stirring an egg beater in the large bowl of cake mix in his other hand "who are you? Whoever you are, do you need to check out a book or-" he stopped, his green eyes widened as he made eye contact with the spies brown ones.

"Hello Spike," Incognito said, stopping halfway on the stairs, "I'm Incognito of the Equestrian Intelligence and I've come to-"

"Sweet Celestia..." Spike murmured under his breath, "it's... it's... IT'S... IT'S A NINJAAAAAA!!!!!"

Incognito suddenly dodges the egg beater as it was chucked at him, watching it hit the wall behind him. He got stains of cake batter on his skin tight outfit.

"Spike I'm not trying to hurt you I'm-"

He didn't turn around fast enough to have an entire bowl of cake batter greet his face with a BIG HUG!

Nice shot, Incognito thought as he tumbled down the stairs in a sticky mess. He landed at the base as a disgusting 3 layer cake: sweet gooey batter on the top, black spider silk in the middle, and a cloak of sweat on the bottom.

"Who are you? How do you know my name?!" exclaimed Spike, threatening the secret agent with the empty bowl that took him down quickly in a delicious fashion.

Incognito rubbed cake batter out of his eyes as Braeburn decided NOW to come down. Incognito took off his mask to breathe in sweet air.

Braeburn spoke on the fallen ninja's behalf, "you don't have to worry Spike, he's with me pardner." he helped Incognito to his feet, and helped him take off his cloak.

Spike spoke as Incognito crawled out his cloak, "I'm really sorry... Incognito was it? You just startled me with your dangerous appearance and my dragon indistinct just kicked in to defend myself." He put the bowl on the wooden horse head display.

"Yeah... whatever it's fine, please tell me if Her Majesty Princess Twilight Sparkle isn't here..." he asked now fully out of his cloak.

Incognito's hoof gun appeared to be clogged up with cake batter, rendering it useless.

Braeburn examined the stallion's full appearance he never noticed before: large slicked back mane, muzzle similar to Princess Celestia's except more like a stallions, and cutie mark showing a silver shuriken over a gold one, representing his talent in combat. He had a physical build about as big as Braeburn's.

"No she went to the Carousel Boutique to get a dress to wear for her trips for Canterlot. How come?" Spike asked, climbing up the stairs to pick up the egg beater.

"Did you wake up before Twilight?" asked the ninja pony, wiping his utility belt from cake batter and fixing it to his bare coat.

Spike gave Incognito a WTF look, "...dude... asking me if I wake up before Twilight is like asking Pinkie Pie if she's eaten anything sugar-free."

"So I'm guessing no then?" Incognito said. "Alright you just need to know that the heat season is here now."

Spike stared at him... then began to walk over to a corner.

"WHAT! THE! F-"

A huge gout of green flame blocks out the dragon's toilet word, a magic barrier keeps the wall from lighting up the hollowed tree.

"Sweet Celestia! Watch that fiery tongue of yours pardner!" commented Braeburn.

Incognito suddenly gets a realization he's forgetting something... "Oh damn it! Private Redshot!"

"Private Who?" asked Spike, recollecting his sanity and rationality.

"Did another stallion try to get in here? Tan coat, red eyes, red mane, unicorn?" asked Incognito, killing for an answer from Spike.

"Red mane unicor... no sorry" said Spike returning the bowl and egg beater to the kitchen and coming back with a mop and bucket. "You and Braeburn are the first ponies I've seen today, I don't remember a unicorn of that description."

It's safe to assume that Redshot got nabbed and rutted by some early bird mare, poor guy, he's too young to be father.
, thought the brown stallion.

"All right then, thanks for the information," thanked Incognito, slinging his inside-out ninja cloak on his back, "now if you can come with me and Braeburn I can take you someplace-"

Suddenly the tree began to rumble, it ended very briefly but was like a 7.0 earthquake. The group began to hear screaming outside, and the short intense earthquakes were occurring again.

"What in the-?!" Spike exclaimed, digging his claws into the oak walls, "why is there an earthquake h-happening?!"

The screaming becomes louder, suddenly a stallion is sent crashing through the glass portion of the front door, his body crashes onto the wooden horse head, it's still in place firmly. The pony stays there beaten and gasping for air, Incognito recognizes the worn-out face.

"Private Redshot?!" said Incognito, dropping his cloak, "What in Celestia's name are you-"

A purple blast of magic zips through the window, exploding in the Private's face, sending him to a wall, cratering it. Incognito rushes to the Private wallowing in pain in his on little wall hole. His ninja outfit was torn and ragged, barely hanging onto him by strings.

"Corporal... SIR!? What are you doing standing here, get Spike out of here and RUN!" yelled Redshot ready to pass out from getting beaten around Celestia knows for how long.

"Run?! Run from what?!" Incognito demanded, Redshot couldn't answer as he's trying to collect his what little magic energy he could conjure up.

Redshot shoved Incognito out of the way and fired a flurry of firebolts from his horn through the window to the unknown attacker. The flurry of firebolts isn't enough as a continuous beam of purple magic slowly pushes ahead to Redshot.

The earth ponies and dragon in the room were impressed by the unicorn's magical endurance. But alas, he was defeated by the beam of magic that met him in his cratered hole, exploding in his face. The 3 males were sent smacking into the wall by the shockwave. Incognito recovered and went to the defeated Private, scrounging for little air his lungs capacity could take.

"She's here sir..." Redshot said, gripping to what little consciousness is left in his mind.

"WHO PRIVATE!? WHO??!!"

With his last bit of usefulness, he spouted out two words,

"Her... Majesty..."

The private's head slumped down, unconscious.

Incognito slowly turned around, the door open, "her majesty" before him.

"Hello there, my name, or my full name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. As you know my dear subject that today marks the first day of the heat season. Now I am not irrational like most mares in heat who blindly charge at you and your fellow brothers, not giving you mental time to prepare and stuff like that, I am more collected and fair. Therefore, it is only fair that you be given the choice to either accept the pleasure of being inside my royal body or to decline the offer only to enjoy my royal body anyway. Please choose your decision now so that this pesky heat of mine will seem a little less troublesome."

"Uh....... decline...?"

"I see, unusual choice, but accepted. You are the first one I know to disobey a direct order from their Highness and to deny the pleasure of mating with an alicorn. However unfortunately, this makes me want to have intercourse with you even more since you have the audacity to disobey my command. I will allow you to have a 3 second head start before your genitalia are mercilessly ravaged by my genitalia........... time's up!"

Ch. 5

Incognito dove to his left, dodging Her Majesty's feral pounce. Redshot was in his hooves until he threw the stallion's unconscious body to Braeburn. Braeburn catches while watching Incognito dodge Twilight's tackles and magic blasts.

"Braeburn! Starting now you're part of the PAHF!" Incognito is cut off by a book thrown almost hitting his face. Braeburn freaks out at this statement.

"M-m-me a soldier?! I can't do t-that I'm too well... cowardly..." Brawburn hangs his head down, ashamed of his weakness.

"Bullsh-" a loud explosion envelops every ponies ears, Incognito gets thrown to the ceiling and drops like a rag-doll.

"Every stallion and colt's sex life in Ponyville- no in EQUESTRIA all depends on your involvement right here, right NOW!" books are torn off the shelf and magically chucked at the stallion.

"But I-"

"No "BUT'S" soldier! Especially not a male's butt!" Twilight manages to hit Incognito with a book, knocking him off his hooves. The princess pounces only to find the Incognito up again, "get Spike and Private Redshot to a safe area, get to the Town Hall while I hold off the princess!"

Twilight flaps her wings hard causing a huge gale of wind to pin Incognito on a wall. Neatly assorted books, scrolls, and personal belongings are scattered zooming all over lobby.

Braeburn looks at Spike's frightened face through the torrents of wind rushing through the place. He looks at the Private's unconscious body on his back.

Damn it Braeburn you gotta man up! He thought deeply through the loud whistling of the gales. You've been letting your friends down every heat season, getting yourself captured only to be busted out again, hiding like a coward so Big Mac or some pony else to risk their safety for your own! Well... NO MORE! Braeburn's can feel his neck standing straighter, his face scowling in the intense wind.

"Follow me Spike! YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA!!!!" he cries out, galloping upstairs to the closed window.

Twilight notices this, and doesn't want another stallion getting away from her, "oh no you don't" she was about to magically seal the window before Incognito wall galloped to her winged level, jumping off and tackling her to the ground. The three are successfully outside, Braeburn carrying Spike and Redshot on his back as the Apple jumped from rooftop to rooftop.

"Your fight is with ME your highness!" Incognito grunted through as he tried to subdue Twilight. Unfortunately the alicorn had more than enough arsenal to take down a simple earth pony. Incognito quickly grabbed an sleep pellet in his tail and needed to find a way to open the princess' mouth.

"You're trying to subdue me aren't you?!" exclaimed Twilight, "that's quite kinky and all but TOO RISKY!"

Incognito forgot she was an alicorn, he couldn't hold down her wings and horn. Twilight's wings curled up slightly and started striking Incognito in the ribcage, winding him. He plopped over Twilight, out of stamina as Twilight turned the tables on him, or more like body positions. She began running her feathery wings on the stallion's brown toned chest. She had him restrained on all four limbs, her on top of him. Incognito was about to break free from the mare's weaker grip until she cast a spell on him.

Suddenly his muscles felt like giving up, they denied every nerve action his brain demanded. "Er... gah... what... did you do to me...?" asked Incognito through his gritting teeth.

"I prefer my stallion completely submissive, so I weakened you muscles so they would rebel in protest to your body." Twilight giggled maniacally, "I don't want you messing up my sex tempo alright? I'm sure you understand."

Twilight's tail swatted the sleep pellet from his tail's grasp, exploding in a corner.

"Now lay still, I've read about a spell that can get earth stallion's REALLY riled up. Now just relax my dear stallion..."

She cast another spell which got Incognito running for the hills as his sexual tension rises. He couldn't hold down his body's hormones as his wanger erected to his misfortune. He groans in pain/pleasure as Twilight brushes her soft feathery wings on his chest again.

In a minute she's gonna drive me to screw-town, to screw me up until I can't screw no more. Incognito thought, wait... screw... screw... screw... driver! Doctor Whooves' sonic screwdriver!

He fumbled his pelvis a bit, feeling a lump on his tailbone. He slowly reached with his tail and slid the sonic screwdriver from it's holster and wrapped it tightly. He positioned the tip to almost touch Twilight's flanks.

He placed a strand of voluntary tail hair on the button ready to trigger it.

"I hope you're ready for the best royal ride of your life!" she announced, making out on Incognito's lips.

His tail held the button, charging it for a big blast. And as Twilight's pelvis slowly drifted downwards, she felt the tip on her genitalia... and another tip on her tail hole as well.

"You... have two...?"

"You... could say that..."

He released the trigger

Her Majesty's body was sent behind him to a large pile of ridden books on the floor, pinning her to take a full helping of the sonic waves. Oddly to Incognito's knowledge, instead of screaming in pain, she was screaming in... ecstasy. She orgasm-ed loudly over the high pitched waves.

Incognito didn't know that Doctor Whooves could use the Sonic Screwdriver to force mare's to orgasm, rendering them to pass out from climaxing.

He got back up, feeling his burdened muscles lighten since Twilight couldn't focus her magic any longer. He slowly approached the Princess closer, the sonic waves pleasuring her to the point of blurry vision.

As Twilight was about to reach her limit, Incognito turned up the power by double output, Twilight screamed at the top of her lungs. Suddenly the screwdriver halted it's assault, out of power. The princess started angrily twiddling her meat wallet, not wanting the pleasure to stop. Incgonito slowly stepped back, as Twilight announced with her wrecked vocal cords.

"IT'S HAPPENING!"

Incognito didn't expect what happened next, as a supersonic stream of princess juices shot at him with the force of a rocket, smashing him into the wall. The stream was pounding him before a good 3 seconds before Her Majesty Princess Twilight ceased her climax attack. Incognito sat there, out of breath and drenched in Twilight's love fluids, catching his breath.

"The experienced ninja pony getting smashed in the face with a bowl of cake batter only for it to be hosed off by an alicorn's love juices, yeah I've had better days than this..." Incognito spoke out loud, getting back on his hooves. He shook himself like a dog only for the stench of sweat and Twilight's fluids to still be jammed in his pores.

He approached Her Highness' unconscious body and picks it up. Carrying her upstairs, he tucked her into bed. Incognito already knows that Twilight is a master escape artist with tons of spells up her figurative sleeve to bust her out of any situation so he's not even going to try.

He looked at his sexual assaulter and stared at the mare's peaceful face as she slept.

"It's amazing the things nature can conjure up within us isn't it your highness?" Incognito thought out loud, slinging his inside out ninja outfit on his back.

Leaving the window open, he jumped outside onto the rooftops to return to HQ.

Ch. 6

"Oh SWEET CELESTIA!" yelled Braeburn as he almost lost his footing and nearly plummeted from 3 stories to Heat Hell. He glued his place on the rooftop as he caught his breath, burdened by the weight of an unconscious stallion and a baby dragon on his back. He could feel the baby dragon's claws digging into his neck like giant syringes. "Ah! Dang it pardner loosen up the grip will ya?!"

Spike opened his eyes to find out he's still alive, "oh yea... sorry about that Braeburn. I'm just... scared of heights that's all". Spike was only holding onto Braeburn's neck with one hand, the unconscious Private Redshot in the other. Spike looked down to scan the streets for mares that may have heard that scream. Braeburn continues to parkour on the rooftops towards Town Hall.

"I don't see any mares outside right now, nor in the sky, just a few walking around not doing anything" commented Spike on the quiet 11:00 am day. "What's up with that?"

"If I had to guess..." asked Braeburn, "they're trying to fight the urge by locking themselves up, but they know well that it's not gonna go away by just twiddlin with your baby basket." Spike looked at him, confused.

"Baby basket?"

"....you'll find out when you're older. We older ponies may say that a lot, but it's for your own good, you need to sleep PEACEFULLY after all."

"Fine then, I'll probably get the reference since I already know a lot thanks to this book I read a few weeks back." said Spike.

Braeburn cocked an eyebrow, still looking onward. "Book? What book?"

"Twilight would read it when I'm not around, but one time she left out in the open when she was at a trip to Canterlot. I think it was called...

...50 Shades of Grey or something".

Braeburn paused and looked at Spike in mid-jump...

"...WHAT THE F-"

Braeburn's bit his toilet tongue hard as he crashed his chin on the clay tiled edge of a building's rooftop. He accidentally forgot where he was jumping and crashed the three plummeted down into a dumpster.

Braeburn's head has arisen from the bags of garbage they so thankfully (disgustingly) landed in. His tongue was hanging out his mouth with a big red stripe across its side. "Waz fe thuck thpike, d'all tharn't spl*raspberry*upposed poo wead dwat."

Spike gave him a look more stinkier than the garbage they're talking in, "how about I do the rest of the talking here before I ditch you and Private "Dead Weight" here?"

"th*raspberry*-ine" said Braeburn, retracted his swollen tongue back into his mouth. Braeburn climbed out of the garbage with Spike and Redshot on his back. Braeburn tried looking for a ladder or a wall climbing surface but to avail.

"Looks like we're grounding this little adventure lil' dude." said Braeburn struggling to sound audible over his damaged tongue, he looks at his 3 and 9 o' clock, "keep an eye out for any mares you see and I'll kick it into "OH DEAR GOD" (or Celestia... you get it... but God sounds funnier though) gear."

"My eyes are peeled Braeburn, lead the way."

Braeburn zips from shadow to shadow, bush to bush, and wherever mares aren't for a good 10 minutes until he sets his eyes on Town Hall.

Unfortunately, it's a wide spacious area about 150 meters sprint to the front door. And to add to that, there are possibly mares inside as well. "We're gonna make this run Spike, brace yourself."

Spike wrapped his arm around the stallion's neck and tightened his grip on Redshot's torn up ninja cloak.

"LET'S GO!" Braeburn yelled as he summoned the rest of his stamina to make the sprint.

He only made about 10 meters before Spike yelled out "PEGASUS MARE ON YOUR 6!" Braeburn turned around to see a turquoise pegasus called Lightning Dust on him, flying at him with high speeds.

Braeburn abused his legs a little more to pick up the speed, then Spike yelled out again, "10 EARTH MARES ON YOUR 5!" Braeburn could their hear screams of sexual rage closing in on him.

"Do something Spike! Hit them with a fireball or something!" requested Braeburn, Spike complied and took a deep breath.

He belched out a small ball of green Draconian fire at the group of mares. The ball erupted sending the mares in all directions. Spike states to Braeburn that he has the ability to make fire that can voluntarily cause burns but he didn't do it this time. But that didn't stop the mares as they planted their staggering bodies and galloped at full speed.

100 meters to go, Braeburn's legs were starting to go numb. Spike summons up another ball to hit Lightning Dust, but she briskly dodges it. Spike fires another but misses, he tries again... and again... and again... but keeps missing. His inner dragon rage begins to curdle on the inside, irritated by this stubborn target.

"GrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAHHHH!" Spike let's out his most ferocious roar and starts firing a continuous volley of fire-bolts from his gaping mouth. Hundreds of specks of green fire the size of watermelon seeds are fired like a mini-gun. Lightning Dust couldn't dodge them all and gets peppered in green fire. She crashes into the ground, biting the dust (bu-dum-tsssss), Spike redirects the hail of fire on the earth group. They all scatter and run away as Spike focuses his fire on whatever poor sucker he has his sights on first.

20 meters to go, Spike thinks they're in the clear until Braeburn announced through his gasping breath, "AHEAD! AT THE FRONT DOOR, TWO OF THEM!" The spa twins open the door to the town hall, initially confused but then sexually activated a second later. They charge at the stallion while he charges at them, hoping to burst through their pounce.

Spike ceases fire and turns up front and takes a deep breath, unleashing a searing scatter blast inches away from the twins, sending them back into the Town Hall with a loud thud.

Spike rudely interrupts the desk attendant's job, shooting her off her chair and into her morning breakfast of eggs, buttered toast and hot coffee.

Braeburn notices the open door with Incognito in it, waving at them. Braeburn wasn't gonna ask how Incognito got there before they did, only that he was glad to see a friendly face. Braeburn collapsed to the ground in front of the HQ door, Redshot's body heaping with him. Incognito dragged the two inside and Spike slammed the door shut.

Braeburn and Spike spend a long moment there, catching their breath. Incognito rested Redshot on his back, gestruing his head for every pony to follow him. Spike and Braeburn hold their noses from the stench Incognito was giving off. Incognito opens the entrance to show whole underground bunker before them. Spike and Braeburn take a moment to ingest what they're seeing right now until Big Mac and Doctor Whooves trots to them.

"Cousin Big Mac! Doctor Whooves!" Braeburn rushes to his cousin's side, fully recuperated.

"Long time no see cuz, how's the family in Appleloosa doin?" aksed Big Mac as he patted his cousin's neck.

"They're doin fine so far, the buffalo have been real friendly... though I think it's best for them to steer clear from the town for a while... heat season and all that".

Doctor Whooves shook hooves (ba-dum-tsss... I think...) with Braeburn, "nice to see you again old chap! You're looking tip top right now!"

Braeburn gave an earnest nod, "it's good to see you again Doctor, how's Ditzy Doo?"

"Oh you know... in heat... other than that she's just fine." Doctor Whooves waved the question off.

"That's good to hear, I hope that-" Braeburn took a whiff of air, smelling Incognito, "ah damn it dude you need a shower!"

Every pony stopped for a moment and took a big breath at the air, smelling something really funky. Their noses pointed themselves to Incognito, still wreaking of Twilight's happy juice.

"Wow brony... what happened between you and Twilight?" asked Spike, pinching his nose.

Incognito shook his head, refusing to speak, "It's something that I can talk about with anyone here but YOU Spike, please... I don't want to... I REALLY don't want to..." Incognito went to Doctor Whooves and returned his sonic screwdriver.

"Here you go Doctor, I'm sorry but I had to use it in order for Spike, Braeburn, and Redshot to escape Twilight, so it's out of power" he handed the device to Whooves, who promptly took a whiff at it.

Whooves then licked it out of indistinct... and again... and again... "so that's what Twilight tastes like... tastes sweet... with a tinge of-"

Incognito covered the Doctor's hoof, knowing the smell just as well as he does, "ANYWAAAY....! I'm gonna drop off Redshot at the infirmary and take a long, nice shower at my quarters. You can find the mess hall on your right once you go down the staircase. Uh, doctor you seem to already have a good grip on the know-how in this place, can you show the Braeburn and Spike the way?"

Incognito's hoof was still covering the doctor's mouth, he finally released it, taking a deep breath from his mouth. "Sure, you get washed up, I'll handle things here just fine."

"Alright then, if you need any assistance, just wave over one of the soldiers, they'll help you out."

Incognito galloped down the long staircase with Redshot bumping up and down on his back.

The gang follows Whooves down the staircase overlooking the base with a circumference of 1/2 mile radius long and about 1 mile tall based off of the top of Whooves' head.

Whooves spoke out loud about his observations of the bunker as he led the gang to the mess hall:

"Based on what I observed from the staircase overlooking at the entrance, the place seems very old."

"Apparently when I asked Major Marks about this place, he said that this bunker was carved out by order of Princess Celestia a long time ago. Every major town has a bunker like this under their Town Hall, but the bunkers themselves are much older than the building it's under. As you can tell this place is underground, took over 6 years to carve out this much rock. The bunker was designed to house the entire population of the town in case any catastrophic disaster occurred... like right now. the EIA have been using this place for a while but since the some personnel are female this place is more empty. However they been maintaining this place quite well, not a speck of dust anywhere. "

"What keeps the place from not causing a major sinkhole, crushing us all?" asked Big Mac, looking at the ceiling.

"Since we live in a world of magic, Princess Celestia and Luna has given her personal blessings to every bunker in Equestria including this one. The magical field is present everywhere in Equestria, but it's particularly strong here. The magic fuels the headlights for infinite energy and the magic keeps the ceiling from caving in on us."

Big Mac nodded, mostly comprehending what Whooves just explained.

Braeburn tapped Whooves shoulder in the middle of his lecture, "can I ask you a question?"

"Sure Braeburn what is it?"

"Off subject I think but how did Incognito get here before me and Spike? His hooves were full with Twilight, so how did he get here so quickly?"

Braeburn looked up at the brightly lit ceiling of headlight's that fed off of the magic field that he breathes in. He pointed to a portion of the bunker wall.

"Oh yeah I know! Take a long look at that side of the bunker over there, you can see a gigantic carved out hole there."

Braeburn looked at the hole, every pony followed suit... they were stupefied wondering how they didn't see that.

The arched entrance was over 1/8 mile high and 100 meters wide. Braeburn looked even harder to see smaller entrances half as big dividing from the main entrance and those dividing into smaller ones.

"In certain parts on Ponyville there are secret entrances that only could accessed by the Equestrian Intelligence Agency. There is a whole labyrinth of entrances all leading up to the bunker. I asked Marks if our reinforcements will go through these. He said no stating they're "landing hot", I don't get military slang but I think it means they're landing right in the open in front of Town Hall."

They all reach the Mess Hall, similar to the town cafe only with green cloth walls. There was large stainless steel circular table with 10 seats.

Everyone takes a seat and a white earth pony guard with a brown apron comes out to take their request. "I'm Specialist Reave, I'm in charge of the maintenance of the housing half of the bunker, what can I get our top priorities today?" He geld out a pen and notepad, ready to write down their orders.

"A latte please" requested Hooves.

"Mug of apple cider please" requested Big Mac, wanting to drunk off his headache.

"Same here, with ice and a non-alcoholic please." requested Braeburn, looking at his sore tongue.

"I'll have a glass of milk and a garnet-amethyst puree" said Spike, Reave gave him a stink look.

"......You're getting a milk, that's it" he commented, doubtful he had the tools to pulp precious gems.

"And I'll have strawberry shake please!" said an unknown voice outside the tent.

Every pony turned around to the entrance to see a certain wonderbolt heat survival friend fly in and land on a seat next to Braeburn.

"SOARIN?!"

Ch. 7

"SOARIN?!" every pony said out loud, Reave wrote down his order not feeling the vibe. He nodded his head and went to the kitchen.

"Hey guys, Iong time no see!" Soarin greeted everybody's shocked faces.

"Howdy pardner! How and why are you here in Ponyville?" Braeburn asked, giving him a brohoof.

"I was actually in the bunker for a while, I decided now to come over now that everybody's here." Soarin said, taking off his saddle bag and putting it on the table.

He took out a dossier labeled EAHF Pegasus Commando unit. He fanned out the documents on the table containing his debriefing documents, Shining Armor's drafting letter, his objective and assigned town to scout. He started explaining his role in the EAHF and the plan established by Shining Armor specifically for Ponyville.

"There are 9 wonderbolt stallions in the squad, each cities pegasus scout platoons will be run by a wonderbolt, meaning I'm in charge of the scouts here. This whole operation sounds crazy, but it's our best way of surviving this season, which is why I volunteered. Shining Armor states that the plan has 2 parts to it. Since the EAHF forces in cities all over Equestria need orders from the high chain of command Shining Armor's not here. Instead one of his top soldiers Flash Sentry will be running the operation out here in Ponyville."

Soarin seems more serious than usual thought Spike, well he did volunteer, and leaders need to be more level-headed instead of carefree like he usually is. Must be a lot of pressure

Soarin took out a long scroll and fanned it out, almost taking up the whole table.

"This is the primary plan, evacuating as many stallions, colts, and married couples as possible into the bunker through the underground entrances. The labyrinth's always end up towards the bunker so it's pretty damn hard to get lost."

Soarin took out another scroll and spread it out on the stainless steel table. It was a map of Ponyville with 6 x's marked in certain areas.

http://djinn327.deviantart.com/art/Map-of-Ponyville-MLP-FIM-274680721

(all credit goes to djinn327, amazing work)

"There are 6 secret entrances in Ponyville:"

He ran his hoof down north to south,

"There is one in the plaza, inside of one of the large barrels next to the town well."

"Another is in the secondary school, in one of stalls in the stallion's bathroom."

"Another is in Maple Park, where there is a stump is actually a manhole cover."

"Another is located near the library, at the base of a tall tree to the right of the library."

Braeburn and Spike looked at the X marking the library, Spike spoke up slightly angry, "there's a secret entrance here?! Why didn't Incognito tell us about it instead of having us run for our lives?!"

Soarin looked at the two, "Incognito told me his hooves were so full of Princess Twilight that he forgot to tell you, besides Twilight would've heard it and that could jeopardize the whole operation by exposing ourselves."

The Apple and dragon sat back in their seats, finding that as a big excuse.

"Another is in the bakery district, turning off the lampost to the right of Sugarcube corner will open a manhole cover disguised as a bucket of false apples."

"And the last is in Sweet Apple Acres in the well there is a ladder down it you have to climb down."

Soarin kept the map spread out so every pony can remember where they are. Soarin scrolls up the map and puts everything else back in his saddle bag. Reaves comes back with the orders of drinks, sliding them to the respective customers.

"Evacuating every male in Ponyville won't sound easy..." Spike commented, taking a chug at his mug of milk.

Reaves catches wind of the question and takes a seat with the gang.

"It's only fair you guys know what the statistics we're facing with this heat season. Ponyville's population is approximately 3,700 ponies. Out of that number, only 975 of those ponies are male, leaving the majority of 2,775 to the female population. We have a lot more cities with denser populations than Ponyville so we won't be getting that much troops, only a small sized battalion (300 troops). Unless we get more volunteers from the stallions in Ponyville, our chances of this operation being successful is 50-50 roughly."

The group sit there silent staring at their after hearing about this.

Reaves takes a deep breath, hating to be the bearer of bad news "reports had led us to believe that this heat season is not like any other one we've experienced. Usually when a mare is in heat, some part of them can resist the need to go ballistic in the presence of a male. But now when a mare so as much as smells or hears a stallion the heat floods their thoughts. They can't think rationally as their hormones drive them insane, desperate to find the source of the scent."

"Eeyup..." Big Mac said, knowing well that that statement is true.

"Heat always occurs randomly when mares awake from their sleep from having wet dreams. But now it there are symptoms that lead to heat. Before they have this special heat, they would show some of the outward signs of a fever, then it activates when the mare believes sleep is their only option. We should be getting some more Intel by our scientists in Canterlot if any new discoveries pulls up. For now, we'll just blast any mare that so much looks in our general direction."

Reaves rises out of his seat, exiting the cafe, "I'm going to make sure the quarters are made for when the reinforcements arrive, enjoy your drinks fellas, they're on the house." his hoof steps trailing off softer in the awkward silence floating around the table.

"....A new adventure every year huh guys?" Big Mac, taking another swig, banging his mug on the table surface.

Doctor Whooves propped his legs on the table, holding his mocha in the hooves grip that he will never understand how and why, "It's only the worst every year, but it's good to know... that I'm going through it with someone else watching my back" he pats Big Mac on the broad shoulders.

"Derpy always told me you've been at this "life at stake" thing for years" Big Mac responded, "... alone, no one watching your back. You can count on us pardner!"

Whooves spirit felt enlightened by this statement, he took a sip of caffeine rush, "well in this case it's our sex lives and stallionhood at stake but it's critical nonetheless. Thank you Big Mac..."

Braeburn propped his legs up as well, fixing his hat "why is it that every time visit Ponyville I get caught up in the heat season? Maybe Trollestia has inflicted a curse upon me or somethin..." he fishes out an apple slice from his wooden mug and pops it on his swollen tongue.

(BTW in this story Celestia, Molestia, and Trollestia are the same, just Celestia going through different alter egos at appropriate times)

Soarin laughed at loud thinking of a funny slapstick toward Braeburn, "I can just imagine Molestia just descending from the skies to take you to her bedchambers in the heaven only for YOU being forced to take HER for all eternity."

Everyone broke into heavy laughter at this disturbing imagery, Braeburn felt a shivering drop down his spine.

Spike takes a sip of milk, pondering on a thought he wants to share to the gang, "I wonder what Princess Celestia looks like when shes in heat..."

The laughter abruptly halts with every wide-eyed teeth-baring stallion freaking out on the inside.

Spike looks around the table at his stiff guy friends, "Never mind then..."

Every stallion starts conversing about sexual things like completely casual conversation as Spike absorbs every freaking word.

"I know Pegasus mares get "Wing-boners", how does it work for Earth mares?" Soarin asked the Big Mac.

"Hmm... Caramel told me that it's when the ponies tail like INSTANTLY shoots straight up and they just stand there like a statue."

Soarin almost choked on his shake from hearing that, "Tail boners huh...? Hehehehehe... wow, I heard from a unicorn friend of mine saying one time he was working out, his body was sweating bullets. His fillyfriend was watching him like a hawk while on the treadmill. He noticed her horn was like... throbbing... rapidly... like VERY rapidly!"

Big Mac almost shot cider out of his nose, trying to contain his laughter under a tight grin. He swallows, then proceed to guffaw at that line.

Doctor Whooves laughs with Big Mac, "You could say she was feeling a bit..."

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"...horny"

"WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" yells out everyone, instantly lighting up the mood of the dusty and boring bunker cafe.

Everyone gives Whooves air-bro-hoofs and settles back down into their chairs, they all give deep sighs in unison.

For a good 10 minutes or so everyone begins to reminisce on the highlights of their heat adventures together. (The following are scenes from the fimfiction that inspired me, Escaping the Heat, SPOILERS)

Soarin being KO'd, tied up, and rutted by Applejack while unconscious. Braeburn almost becoming a sexual sacrifice to Princess Luna, Big Mac having a one on one fight with Rarity, Doctor Whooves almost having a bondage with Twilight, and poor Spike having to deal with everything.

"This is why I like you guys", said Spike, raising his glass of milk in the air, "you're GUYS, I like Twilight and every pony else and all but these kind of conversations I could never have with them."

Big Mac raises his mug up as well, " it's great you're here little brother, how bout a toast? To guys!"

Braeburn follows suit, "to STALLIONS!"

Soarin joins in, "BROS BEFORE HOES!"

Doctor Whooves shoots his cup up, spilling it a bit, "and BLOODY HELL it's gonna stay that way!"

They clash their drinks together, finishing them in one sitting and smacking them on the table.

Incognito comes into the cafe, fully clean and not smelling like alicorn love juice and dressed in what looked like a soldiers outfit. He had a radio set fixed in his left ear. He wore a green shirt that stopped at his hips but went to his neck. He was wearing a black strap of 3 spare ammo compartments around his neck. He wore golden royal guard shoes and a bronze hoof gun equipped to his right foreleg. The hoof gun looked different from his last one, it had a second mechanism on it with a cone-shaped barrel. He had 4 blue grenades marked with 3 z's indicating they were sleep grenades on his right foreleg. On his left foreleg were 4 hourglass shaped grenades with red stripes on them, the gang didn't know what they were for. He was wearing his utility belt now with a golden buckle. He didn't have leg wear, exposing his silver shuriken over a golden shuriken cutie mark and thick hooked tail.

"I figured you guys were here," he pulled up a chair next to Soarin, "in case I didn't introduce myself properly to any of you I'm Corporal Incognito of the Equestrian Intelligence Agency. I've lived in this bunker my whole life, carefully observing the events in Ponyville. I've never stepped into action in the events of the parasprite devastation, Spike's greed frenzy, and everything else because Princess Celestia personally ordered me not to step in unless ordered to do so."

"You lived in this bunker your whole life? Watching us?" Spike asked, feeling a bit creeped out.

"It's the EIA's job to watch every pony, we need to collect every bit of information every spoken because for all we know, some pony could be plotting something that could be threatening this "utopian" society of ours." Incognito trailed off, waving the conversation off with his hoof, "never mind then, I came here to tell all of you that the reinforcements have arrived and will be landing in the market plaza right now. Follow me outside so we can greet them. Major Marks, Private Redshot, Sergeant Reaves, and the rest of the squad will be joining us."

The gang follows Incognito up the stairs and out the Town Hall entrance. The 6 other guards including Ironsword are posted on the way to the front entrance, dressed and armed in the same outfit and gear as Incognito (minus the utility belt). Daisy, the desk attendant, and the spa twins were gone and probably dropped off somewhere far from Town Hall. The 6 follow behind the group as they walk out into the open field, ready to defend the LZ from any mares. Oddly there was no tangos in sight, absolutely silent, waiting for the reinforcements to fly in.

Marks, Redshot, and Reaves gallop out the doors and join the troops in the open field. The three were dressed like Incognito as well except Marks and Redshot didn't have any gear for being unicorns that know projectile spells.

"Looks like you're up and running already after taking a hell of beating Redshot, you're gonna be alright?" asked Incognito, surprised his comrade looking untouched.

"Don't worry sir, I cast a spell on myself to speed up the regenerating process, it's pretty useful." Private Redshot said, holding his head high. His voice sounded fierce to the gang, who were thinking him like a male Rainbow Dash only a unicorn and with fire. He had a spell tome symbol cutie mark meaning destruction to represent his skills in elemental offensive magic.

"Try not to stumble into anymore horny alicorns alright? You became "at age" a few months ago."

"It's alright sir, I can take on any mare anyday, just not princesses..." he scratched the back of his red mane, similar to Rainbow Dash's except more trimmed.

"Stow it you two, the reinforcements are here." Major Marks commanded, looking over to the mountain holding Canterlot.

A large group of about 100 Pegasus guards led the convoy as it made it's way to the LZ. The convoy was close enough for the group to discern it. There were about 10 cargo chariots each 15 meters wide and tall being towed by 5 Pegasus on each chariot. 3 chariots held the supplies, 2 chariots held unicorn specialists, and the other 5 held earth ponies. One Pegasus got ahead of the group and landed in front of the welcoming committee. He was orange with a spiky blue mane and short cut tail. The 10 guards saluted at the landing of this pegasus while the gang just looked at him.

"Colonel Flash Sentry, sir! Welcome to Ponyville, heat-est place in Equestria this season." said Major Marks.

"Good to see the squad out here in Ponyville is still untouched, who are these stallions?" Flash asked, looking at the gang.

Soarin stepped up and saluted as well, "I am Wonderbolt Soarin sir, I will be taking charge of the scouting team, and these are these are the priorities that will give us an edge in the battle, sir!"

"Alright then, everything looks good, we'll be setting our base of operations in the bunker, stand by and defend with the troops as the supplies are unloaded off the chariots and-"

Suddenly what looked like a gigantic halo of rainbow erupted in the far distance. A line of rainbow was jetting from the epicenter right... towards... the cargo...

The stream of rainbow almost misses the center chariot by inches, leaving a beam of rainbow and muteness in the midst of the troops. Everything seemed safe until the turbulence caught up... paired with a flurry of magic blasts of different colors coming from the building windows, bushes, and cover spots, shooting down the airborne Pegasi to be picked up by the turbulence.

Everything went to hell as Incognito yelled out over the gale of boulder shattering wind pressure and deafening sounds of magic blasts.

"AMBUUUUUSH!"

Ch.8

The ranks of the guard were efficiently scattered around the sky and field as the cargo of supplies, unicorns, and earth ponies are flung into the eastern side of the market square, crashing with a large boom on their sides.

"Oh Crap-Crap-Crap-Crap-Crap-Crap-Crap-CRAAAP-" the Pegasus guards towing the cargo were interrupted by their faces being buried in the ground.

Every inch of the air was filled with volleys of kinetic blasts picking off the Pegasus guards one by one. Major Marks put up a force field around Flash Sentry and every pony as they retreated to the cover of the Town Hall front porch. But as the group left, Flash Sentry stood his ground, flying up to skillfully dodge the mess of magic blasts zipping at him. Soarin joined Flash in the air assault.

"It's ON NOW!" Soarin yelled out, diving into the hell in the sky.

"You soldiers get the priorities to safety and guard them!" he yelled over the chaos, "If I'm going down, I'm going down with my men!" He shot out into the sky and yielded low altitude to take down the windowed unicorns.

Some Pegasi managed to fly high up in the air and rain concussive fire down on any mares outside in cover, opening up more maneuver space for the Pegasi guards. The Pegasi towing the cargo were luckily not crushed but were knocked unconscious from the sudden assault.

The unicorn's that were so rudely rocked and shook in the cargo worked together in a jumbled mess to magically saw the doors open. They could feel the walls bang and splinter as magic blast impacted the wooden surface. They rammed the crudely cut open cargo door then the 3/4 of them proceeded to make force fields and return magical fire to cover the other quarter of unicorns in busting out the supplies and earth ponies. The battle was past 5 minutes and 90% of the Pegasus guard were luckily still midair.

About half of the magic assault was put down by the time the Earth ponies were broken out and hastily armed. Using the newly manufactured hoof rifles attached to their right foreleg, they return concussive fire. The earth platoon took cover behind the town hall and chariots, bringing the Pegasi drivers to safety. 2 earth ponies took point on top of Town Hall with long range armament sniper rifles fished out of the supply chariot. The talented marksmen shot the bolt-propelled concussive rounds at the unicorn mares bluntly poking their bodies out the windows, KO'ing them back hard in the houses. The magic assault was halted, the air was clear of magic bullets and blunt ones as the the sound of silence enveloped every ponies ears.

Then the sound of a war horn echoed from the market, breaking the silence. The PAHF forces thought they triumphed until the heated bodies of hundreds of Pegasi mares rose high in the air and diving into the airspace of the leftover flying stallions. To add MORE hell hundreds of Earth ponies voices screamed for stallion as they erupted from the two bridges behind them. The stench of estrus invaded the field, some stallions eyes began to well up with tears. The earth stallions hastily galloped to the sound of mares behind them and fought them off as they crossed the bridge. Since the magic assault was over, they all broke out of cover and positioned themselves in a linear formation facing the horde.

"...Holy... Shi-" the Pegasi guard was interrupted by a mare pouncing him down to the ground. The flying guards had to go through another hell dodging tackling mares from all directions. The swarms of earth mares were predictable... but there were swarms of them. The line was slowly pushing back on the stallions. The sniper team had their hooves full with the horde of Earth mares, trying to take out the back forces behind the ones already on the bridge.

"HOLD THE LINE STALLIONS!" bellowed Flash Sentry, grabbing a Pegasus mare and spinning her around. The 8 pegasi who tried to hit him on all sides were stricken back to the ground with a cratering thud. He hurled the mare's body at another charging, their bodies causing a domino effect with 3 others. Soarin was using his Wonderbolt speed to out fly mares and ambush them from behind.

The PAHF were fighting a two front battle, Pegasus filling the sky on the northern side of Town Hall. Earth and unicorn stallions holding off a horde of mares on the south end.

"THERE'S TOO MANY SIR!" yelled out a Pegasus guard who ran out of ammo and resorted to sky bucking and body charges.

"WE CAN DO THIS SOLDIER!"

Big Mac and the gang inside Town Hall watched the chaos of bullets streaming through the air. Small explosions erupting from the Earth horde as mares from the doing of the snipers. The unlucky females were shot in the air only to be dropped back down by another KO'd body hitting them. Major Marks and the rest bucked the front windows open and fired from there.

"Sleep grenade out!" bellowed Incognito, ripping off the pin off with his teeth and chucking the blue grenade at the earth horde. Many stallions were already not used to their hoof guns and forgot about their grenades. The sleep-gas filled canister flew and landed right in front of the right bridge advancing line, tapping Apple Bumpkin's hoof as it rolled.

Apple Bumpkin was visiting with Braeburn to Ponyville for the Zap Apple harvest until her heat kicked in and she sexually assaulted him. He managed to lose her until Carrot Top assaulted him as well.

The Apple mare stared at the weird object before her until it detonated. The mare and the 3 other girls behind her collapsed. Incognito was sure that done the trick before the something green magic aura flickered on the mares' bodies. Soon they were up again, troops fire smacking their faces as the females very slowly pushed the line, their prizes waiting for them.

Incognito had a extremely contorted look on his face as he tried to hold back the slowly advancing horde. The earth mares endurance seemed to be more powerful, merely staggering from the bullets raining on them. "This is ridiculous, these damn Earth ponies aren't staying down!"

"They really want to bang us don't they? Their crotches must be on fire right now." Redshot commented, reloading his weapon.

"Yeah... fire" the brown stallion halted the crackling of his hoot-mounted weapon. He just gave figurative birth to an idea, "Fire... that's it!"

"What's it Incognito? Something to finally stop the mares?" asked Spike ducking under behind an oak table.

"Maybe... probably, it's a long shot. Redshot, Pegasus guard, follow me were going out there!"

Major Marks looked at him confused, "Corporal what are you trying to do...?"

"Just trust me, follow me you two! We're going to the rooftop!"

The three stallions took the back entrance and were lifted to the rooftop by the Pegasus guard.

The snipers were too occupied to notice them, repeating the same process of firing then bolting... firing and bolting... firing and bolting, which was interrupted every now and then to reload.

The sniper rifles weren't like it's hoof gun relatives, minus the bronze color. Instead of a trigger it had a red button on it's right side that would ignite the magic powered battery to send a charge through the bullet. It had a stock and a x20 powered scope, the ammo cartridge was clicked in the barrel into the bottom. The barrel was about 18 inches long with a little divot on the end to add a suppressor barrel. The rifle made a muffled booming noise when the bullet shoots at an eye-blinking speed.

The 2 snipers were frustrated by their fruitless actions now that the mares found this new burst of endurance to get back up after the air around them are constantly exploding. The earth group were merely holding off the horde, not defeating it. Eventually they'll run out of ammo much to the delight of the females.

"Damn it! Stupid thing is jammed!" cursed the blue maned sniper, whose sniper rifle had a jammed bolt.

"That's not good," commented on the 2nd sniper with the grey-blue coat, "well, these things were hastily assembled, they were bound to break under pressure sooner or later."

"I don't understand how these earth ponies keep getting up, the unicorns seemed to stay down."

"Many ponies have been wondering what earth ponies have that pegasi and unicorns don't have, maybe physical endurance is one of them."

"You know I keep forgetting that the females aren't trying to kill us intentionally, they'll probably give us strokes from sexual trauma but that's still bad."

"That sounds like they trying to kill us. Now stop wasting precious time and try to get that rifle fixed!"

"I CAN'T! These hooves can't handle technology this small and complex, these were made by unicorn's with precision telekinesis. Besides, they never explained how to fix this to earth ponies, only the unicorns know how to and they look pretty occupied right now." The sniper looked down at the unicorn specialists shooting tending to the wounded and the KO'd. All the unicorn's ran out of magical juice and resorted to the hoof guns.

Incognito walked up to the sniper with the broken rifle and tapped his shoulder, "just head down to the earth ponies with the Pegasus guard behind me and arm up with basic weaponry, me and the Private will handle it here."

The pony gave a cocked eyebrow but complies with the superior officer, "Sir yes sir!"

"What are planning sir?" asked Redshot, looking over the chaos below.

"Charge up a fire ball, area of effect, non-lethal and hold it there... if you can..." Incognito ordered, Redshot complied and held the spell in his horn.

"Alright now what?"

"Just hold still..." Incognito got on his hindlegs, and grabbed Redshot's tail and neck. He bent over the Private's neck down so his horn pointed straight at the mare horde. Incognito began to slowly crank Redshot's tail clockwise, Redshot's red-orange aura began to vibrate. As Incognito sped up his tail spinning, the aura vibrated more violently.

"What the hell are you do-... woah woah woah- WOAAAHHH!" Redshot's magic sparked and flashed, a small raging flame was building on his horn. Incognito suddenly stopped his spinning, and tugged Redshot's tail hard.

At the sniper and even Redshot's surprise, a gigantic flurry of fireballs shot from the unicorn's horn and spaced out over the tightly packed mares, raining down on the horde like Persian arrow strikes. Fireballs the size of basketballs launch mares high in the sky in every direction. A few flying earth ponies crashed in the stallion troops to be held down. The giant fireballs continued to stream from the horn for an astounding 20 seconds before the fireballs dimmed down to the size of baseballs... then marbles... then sand... it stops completely.

Incognito released his grasp on Redshot and let him plop on the floor. Redshot was gasping for air, sweating buckets. His stomach felt like a black hole just opened up to gorge on his insides "OH SWEET CELESTIA...! I NEED SOMETHING TO DEVOUR, I'M SO F**KING HUNGRY!!"

The sniper was proning right next to the display of hazardous fireworks erupting from the single stallion's 6 inch horn, wide-eyed and astonished. He shot his head to the bridges and area next to it, littered with unconscious mares and small craters.

"What the hell was that?" Below the earth and unicorn troops stared in disbelief at the sudden turning of tables. "I don't know but thank Celestia it showed up at a good time." They snapped out of it, not giving a crap where it came from, only that it saved their genitals from permanent dysfunction. They moved back to the north side still swarmed with Pegasus mares.

"Thank Celestia... it's over." said Redshot, plopping down on the floor, "h-how did you-" he was shortly picked up and dragged by Incognito, still a burning look in his eye.

"Just join up back with Marks and the rest of the group, you too sniper, head down to refill your ammo and I'll meet with you later when the estrus blows over." Incognito calls the Pegasus guard back up to bring the two stallions back down. "Get these two up here down with the rest, I've got another idea to save our flanks."

The pegasus flew up and grabbed the two by the shouders, "I don't know what you're planning sir but your last plan sure worked. This one better be a doozy or we're all screwed... literally."

Redshot's abused body was escorted back to the ground with the sniper who brought his stuff with him.

Incognito went to the north portion of the roof porch overlooking the Pegasus battle. Stallions were zipping in all directions away from mares throwing themselves at them. Now it seems that even the Pegasi mares have that stubborn endurance, surviving crash after crash to only shoot back up in the air. Flash Sentry noticed the land battle was done and fought his way to the front of Town Hall. He was about to command the troops to open fire but realized that could end up with serious friendly fire.

Incognito dropped down from the rooftop onto the field, unscathed by gravity pushing down on him on his landing. He galloped to the middle of the sky battle above the open field. Every now and then Pegasus mares would crash down but only to shoot back up 2 seconds later. Ground troops looked in confusion at the singular figure standing there with his brown eyes closed.

"Oh man...I can't believe I'm gonna do this..." Incognito mutters to himself, taking deep breaths.

He ripped off his uniform Superman (or superstallion in this case) style and flung it to the ground, exposing all of his light brown coat.

(http://colors.findthedata.org/l/618/Light-Brown)
(*To get more specific)

In a realistic horse voice, he roars at the top of his lungs. He spins around and bucks the air to kick his natural musk and the smell of his masculinity to the pegasi mare's level. The mares are somehow entranced by the sound of Incognito's yelling and whinnying like it's a holy symphonic choir. Incognito's smell and musk was a hundred times more potent then the guard's musk. The mares release their sexual grasp on the pegasus guards, soaking their ears with the heavenly (rather crude) yelling of the single stallion below them.

Incognito stops his frenzy to look at the mares above him. The female's mouths were drooling, their genitalia dripping like a mild raincloud (ironic really).

".............HE'S MINE!"

"SCREW YOU HE'S MINE!"

"NO HE'S MINE!"

"I CALL DIBS!"

"FIRST ONE TO RUT HIM GETS HIM!!!"

Like an armada of heat seeking missiles, the entire group of mares converge on the stallion's location. Incognito gallops into the town and into the urban territory. The mares chase the single extremely attractive stallion, shoving in front of each other with their tongues hanging out. The guards put up a big fight with the pegasi, fatiguing them so Incognito can outrun them for a long period of time.

Flash Sentry and the rest of the troops set down their worn out bodies. Flash watches the single soldier distract the mares they were fighting a second ago. He noticed that some pegasi not in the battle climbed out of their windows to follow in the chase. However they still couldn't catch up with Incognito's hard-earned speed and agility. It won't be long until the entire female population of Ponyville is on his tail.

Doctor Whooves put some thought into what Incognito just did that lured all the mares to him. How the hell does yelling and flailing randomly attract that many females, he thought. After careful digging through the contents of his mind he found what it was: "I think that was a... mating call..."

Big Mac's attention was caught by the word "mating call", "what in tarnation is a mating call?"

"A mating call is a ritual that is used during heat season, stallions use it to attract mares to a certain location...shouldn't you what a damn mating call is?"

"Nnope, usually sexual intercourse is done through the consent of each partner. But a mating call sounds well... suicidal..."

Big Mac observed the hundreds of pegasi girls in a single moving point. Incognito continued to yell and kick up his musk to attract more females, watching him gallop for his life.

"Back in my old world where horses weren't sentient, they would use a mating call to signify fertility in a stallion. It's surprising the laws of nature are similar here."

Flash Sentry sat there in the crater-riddled field until he caught onto what Incognito wanted him to do as he made the distraction.
"Ground troops! Gather up the earth mares and lock them up! Pegasus troops, find every KO'd unicorn and lock them up as well! Get ready ASAP to evacuate the town stallions as soon as you're ready! MOVE IT!"

The troops scattered and did their assigned duty while Flash Sentry and Soarin went back to the Big Mac and the gang, "Major Marks, make a letter to Shining Armor saying we need more ammunition, hand it to Spike to send it over."

"Sir! Come on Spike."

"R-right!"

Flash turned to Doctor Whooves, "Whooves, can you think of a rescuing strategy to help rescue as many colts and stallions as fast as possible?"

"I can't promise it but bloody hell I'll give it my best shot!"

"Good, head back to the bunker with Redshot, he'll help you out."

"M-me?!" said Redshot over a shocked face.

Flash gave him the "I'm about to court-martial you" stare, "yes you Private, on the double!"

"S-sir! Yes sir!" Redshot and the Doc galloped back into the bunker as Flash faced the Apple cousins.

"Braeburn, Big Mac, get one of the toppled infantry cargo chariots and get them back in business. We'll need them to round up the mares before they regain consciousness. Can you do it?"

"Eeyup sir!" said the both of them, heading outside.

"Soarin, I have a favor to ask of you, patrol Ponyville from the skies for any sign of the Mane 6. during the battle I saw no sign of any of them and the ground troops confirmed that they didn't find them either."

"Why do need to know where the Mane 6 sir?" Soarin asked, sliding his goggles on.

"This heat maybe connected to the Elements of Harmony somehow. If we can subdue the Mane 6 and force them to cooperate, then maybe we can solve this special heat problem."

"Don't worry sir I'll try to find as fast as-"

As the two were talking, six mares suddenly teleported onto the barren field...

"no more need to find them sir..."

"cause I already see them...."

Undoubtedly it was none other than bearers of the Elements of Harmony. Rarity, Applejack who was mysteriously no longer hog-tied, Rainbow Dash who landed next to her friends after attacking the cargo, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Princess Twilight up and conscious quickly. The sniper now on the rooftop again, still airborne Pegasus, and Rifle stallions opened fire on the six, only for an almost impenetrable force field mixed with purple and magenta held by Twilight and Rarity. Pinkie Pie busted out her party cannon and fired an ACTUAL CANNONBALL instead of confetti at the earth ponies taking cover behind the toppled earth pony cargo. The whole ground platoon looked at it, confused.

"Hey do you see that...?"

"Yeah... what is that...?"

"Whatever it is... it's coming straight TOWARDS US!"

"OH-" *kablam* "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-" *crash*

"ugh God... I-I mean uh... C-Celestia... agh..."

The cannonball exploded with the force of charging bulls, scattering the earth ponies all over the grass field behind them. Some were KO'd from the blast while others managed to get on their hooves, limping to evacuate the KO'd.

3 Pegasus guards who ran out of ammo watched the explosion and blindly rushed the six, challenging them to close combat.

Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack stepped out of the barrier, dead serious faces on them but obviously in heat from the stench the guards were smelling. The armed stallions with ammo tried to contribute to their one on one battles but couldn't since Twilight's barrier held up. They ceased fire, watching their comrades duke it out with 3 of the Mane 6. As the 3 brave stallions risk their sex lives, troops try move out into the field to retrieve the fallen Pegasus guards.

(There are 3 fight scenes that happen simultaneously)

The guard flew in with a swooping charge at Rarity only to find her grab his tail, spin him around, and slam him into the ground. The guard staggered back up and flew circles around her until he was creating after-images. The guard bolted out of the loop and tried to head ram her, only for Rarity to skillfully dodge it. He swooped onto the ground and fight her on equal ground. Their fighting skills matched each other on par as they dodged and blocked every blow given to each other for about 20 seconds. Rarity though soon stepped up her game and cast a spell. The guard was caught in her telekinesis grip.

"Looks like you're a bind here boy" Rarity stated in a lustful tone, walking around the restrained Pegasus. "What will you do now?"

"Eh... er... GAH... try to.... uh.... break free... to... get away from you..."

"Break free? Get away from me? That hurts darling, a lot, you do know that it's very rude to talk to a lady like that. Especially if said lady can do this!"

Before brushing her hoof on the guard's crotch, Rarity strikes her hoof on one of the guard's pressure point, temporarily paralyzing him in that limb. She continued to strike the stallion in all his pressure points until she let him go from her magic grasp. The guard couldn't fight back as his limbs were all paralyzed. He glanced up at Rarity, still struggling to move. She magically tossed the stallion next to Twilight, still holding the invisible force field.

"I'm done with my part darling" she said to Twilight.

Meanwhile, out of the barrier, Rainbow Dash and the Pegasus guard were flying around each other in a circular manner until they both met in the center and rammed each other, only to fly in a circle again and repeat the process with a few more clashes. Snipers tried to get lucky but couldn't seem to land a shot. They didn't want to risk friendly fire and waste ammo so they ceased fire to bear watch. Leftover airborne Pegasus guard try to get in the action only to hear the single guard state he wants to do this alone.

"I tough guy I see... I like that", said Rainbow Dash as she collided into the guards rock solid body.

"You're not getting my sheath ma'am, not *clash* TODAY, not *clash* EVER!"

"How about a race big guy, catch me if you can!"

Rainbow Dash kicks into blinding speed with the guard on her flank. She accelerates rapidly, reaching the speed necessary to pull off her trump card. As she hit the limit, she breaks the mach cone into her Sonic Rainboom once again, leaving the guard to bite on her shedding feathers. Rainbow Dash pulls a 90 degrees turn upwards... and another turn behind her. She rams the guard at the speed of sound, catching a bit recoil herself. Luckily the Royal Guard armor is more sturdy than it looks, absorbing the most part brunt of the impact, but the shock wave was sent through the guard's nervous system. The fallen soldier is sent crashing like a meteor into a building, almost destroying all it's support pillars.

"I win, you're ALL MINE now!" Rainbow Dash announced as she dove in the building to retrieve her prize. She grabs the unconscious stallion by the hooves, heaving his heavy body under Twilight's barrier. she retreats to her friends barrier before the snipers and rifle stallions get a bead on her.

Applejack and the guard stared down each other until they both charged each other, crashing each others craniums into each other.

"C'mon pardner... let's dance!"

The two get on their hindlegs, and started wrestling each other to the ground. They both grabbed each other's shoulder's until the guard broke out of it and strafed around the mare. The guard charged in with his wings, throwing heavy blows at Applejack. Some shots landed in her rib cage, winding her. Applejack didn't stand on the defense however as she started to throw quick jabs and hooks at the guard's head. A few jabs landed, but was able to repel the hooks with his forelegs blocking the sides of his head. Applejack managed to land a heavy right punch at the guard's face, disorientating him. He staggered as his vision began to feel a fuzzy. AJ took advantage of this and broke out of her boxing stance. She charged her forelegs, and bucked hard at the guard's torso, sending him crashing into the barrier as it rang out. He was done, the fuzziness took over, his body was beaten.

"D...damn you..."

He head impacted the ground with a thud, AJ walked towards her victory over him. She held up the guards unconscious face, and gave him a quick kiss on the forehead. She chuckled maniacally as she got out a rope from nowhere and hog-tied her prize in, throwing it in front of Twilight's hooves.

All three of the guards defeated, lying on the floor unconscious, ready to be subjected to a pleasurably sexual demise unless taken action. The guards successfully evacuated the fallen soldiers to the safety of the bunker. The forces closed in on the invisible force field, ready to unleash hell on them the moment the barrier drops.

Flash descended down to the barrier, just in front of Twilight. He looked at Town Hall and cocked his head, prompting the Big Mac and everyone else to come over. Spike looked into the eyes of his sister figure as he approached her and her friends. Serious, angry, enraged, ready to punch someone in the face, but all kept under a tight blank expression to maintain her royal dignity.

Spike rushed to the front of the group, digging his claws into the barrier, demanding an answer from his only family, "Why Twilight? Why are you doing this?! This isn't you!" Tears began to well in his eyes, but Twilight's blank face held firmly, the sorrow building up inside of her.

"It's not your fault Spike, blame the ones behind you, they refuse to accept their role in nature." Twilight eyeballed Flash Sentry, they stared lightning bolts at each other.

"We really need to stop bumping into each other your Majesty... at least on better circumstances." He approached the barrier closer, his face almost touching hers, "but Spike is right, you 6 bear the Elements of Harmony, you're a symbol to the Equestrian ponies! And here you are, assaulting hundreds of stallions all because of your damn heat. what does that say to the rest of us Princess?"

Author's Note

This part of the story won't be as comedic since I'm running out of ideas and I'm saving it for another time. I know I know, "an all out war against armed stallions and hordes of incredibly horny mares". It is a pretty easy idea to work with to sound funny but it's hard when you want it be emotionally driving and conflicting at the same time. Not mention I'm trying to dodge as many "inconsistencies" as possible. When I make the chapter of Incognito running for his life from horny pegasi to buy the stallions time I'll try to be as comedic as possible there. For now I feel the need to deliver a moral message concerning the small but significant flaws of Equestrian society. "BUT THAT'S SO BORING!" some of you might say, well a story with straight up slapstick and low comedy doesn't sound like a TRUE story. To me it shows the animalistic behavior of our own society and how entertainment comes before morality. Just hold onto your girdles and be mature about this story despite how odd the main plot line's driving force is about. I'm sorry if this chapter wasn't as funny as you hoped for, but I wanted to add "SLICE OF LIFE" to indicate moral development to one of my genres along with "ADVENTURE" but FimFiction can be a ass about those two being together.

Ch. 9

Undoubtedly it was none other than bearers of the Elements of Harmony. Rarity, Applejack who was mysteriously no longer hog-tied, Rainbow Dash who took a while to get back after Sonic Rainbooming the cargo, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Princess Twilight up and conscious already. The sniper now on the rooftop again, still airborne Pegasus, and Rifle stallions who were attending to their orders immediately opened fire, only to be stopped by an almost impenetrable force field mixed with purple and magenta held by Twilight and Rarity. Pinkie Pie busted out her party cannon and fired an ACTUAL CANNONBALL instead of confetti at the earth ponies taking cover behind the toppled earth pony cargo. The whole ground platoon looked at it, confused.

"Hey do you see that...?"

"Yeah... what is that...?"

"Whatever it is... it's coming straight TOWARDS US!"

*kablam*

"ugh God... I-I mean uh... C-Celestia... agh..."

The cannonball erupted with the force of charging bulls, scattering the earth ponies all over the grass field behind them. Some were KO'd from the blast while others managed to get on their hooves, limping to evacuate the KO'd. The remains of the cargo chariot is ripped apart. Shrapnel is sent in all directions almost putting down some stallions by a hair. Several shards of shrapnel lodges itself in Town Halls' rooftop porch. The sniper almost staggers off the roof from the huge planks of wood that almost took his head off.

2 Pegasus guards and Soarin who ran out of ammo watched the explosion and blindly rushed the six, the emotional fire of payback growing in their guts.

Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack poked their heads out of the barrier, dead serious faces on them but obviously in heat from the stench the guards were smelling. The guards read their body language, and honored the mares one on one challenge. The armed stallions with ammo tried to contribute to their one on one battles but couldn't since Twilight's barrier held up. They ceased fire, watching their comrades duke it out with 3 of the Mane 6. As the 3 brave stallions risk their sex lives, troops try move out into the field to retrieve the fallen Pegasus guards.

(There are 3 fight scenes that happen simultaneously)

The guard flew in with a swooping charge at Rarity only to find her grab his tail, spin him around, and slam him into the ground. The guard staggered back up and flew circles around her until he was creating after-images. The guard bolted out of the loop and tried to head ram her, only for Rarity to skillfully dodge it. The two go into a flurry of punches and blocking

The guard attempts to mess with Rarity's psyche by attacking her moral conduct, "you're one the element bearers ma'am! You're a hero to the people of Equestria! I never thought that I'd be staring YOU down in a fight!"

"I'm doing this because you stallions can't seem to accept your place in the heat season. Why can't you just be a good male and cherish the gift nature has bestowed upon us?"

"GIFT?! I don't see how being forced to father a child I never wanted, and almost die from sexual trauma from the male-female ratio is a "gift"!" He swipes his wings hard to throw Rarity in a small gust of wind, crashing her into the grass field. Not giving a hell that she's covered in dust, she charges back at the Pegasus.

"We deserve consent, we deserve the freedom to choose our partners for life! As the Element of Generosity, you HAVE TO understand our request, and clearly you don't! Is it too much to ask to be given the freedom of choice?!"

Rarity lands a roundhouse kick on the guards side, tumbling him on the ground.

"I don't even know if I'm looking at the same pony who was chosen by the Elements of Harmony anymore. Teaching someone to submit to an oppressive mare society, taking away freedom and not giving it?! You're not even WORTHY to hold the title of "generosity" Miss Rarity!" He lands a left uppercut in Rarity's gut, launching her into the dome of the barrier. She crashes down with a plop, tears are streaming down her face in mental agony. I'm not... I'm not worthy...?

"What would Sweetie Belle say to you when she realized you're taking away someone's freedom for your own gain??"

The guard threw a HEAVY blow at Rarity's conscience when he mentions Sweetie Belle. Rarity doesn't ask how he knew about her little sister, just what WOULD Sweetie Belle say if she found out?

"How could you do that Rarity?! Why would you do that?! He didn't want it, he begged for you not to do it, but you did it anyway! You always taught me to always take the sacrifices for other at your expense, but this is just SELFISH! I never knew my sister was a big hypocrite! I NEVER want to see you again! I'm gonna run away forever, and I'll go as far to jump off a cliff to not see you anymore!"

S-s-sweetie B-belle... I-I would never... ever... I'd rather DIE then... THEN...!! Rarity breaks out into an unladylike rage.

"...Sh...sh-SHUT UP!"

Rarity steps up her game and casts a spell. The guard is caught in her full body telekinesis grip. Her minds floods with perverted thoughts to blot out her memories of Sweetie Belle like alcoholism.

"Ohohoho my... looks like you're in a bind here sir..." Rarity stated in a lustful tone, cat-walking around the restrained Pegasus. "What will you do now?"

He struggles to fight the unicorn's magic grip, unicorns were always too "OP" to be fair, "Eh... er... GAH... try to.... uh.... break free... to... get away from you..."

"Break free? Get away from me? That hurts darling, a lot, you do know that it's very rude to tell a lady like that. Especially if said lady can do this!"

Before brushing her tail on the guard's crotch, Rarity strikes her hoof on one of the guard's pressure points, temporarily paralyzing him in that limb. She continued to strike the stallion in all his pressure points until she let him go from her magic grasp. The guard couldn't fight back as his limbs were all paralyzed. He glanced up at Rarity, still struggling to move. She magically tossed the stallion next to Twilight, still holding the invisible force field.

"I'm done with my part darling..." she said to Twilight. Rarity knocks the last few bits of consciousness out of the guard, his head slumping down like he was dead. The words of the Pegasus burned in Rarity's heart, displaying her guilt for the sin she has committed against the name of Harmony. I'm so sorry Sweetie. But if taking your love for me and crushing it to give you the harsh lesson to be taught about heat season, then I really am a hypocrite.

Meanwhile, high above of the barrier, Rainbow Dash and Soarin were flying around each other in a circular manner until they both met in the center and rammed each other, only to fly in a circle again and repeat the process with a few more clashes. The sniper pony on top of Town Hall tried to get lucky but couldn't seem to land a shot. He didn't want to risk friendly fire and waste ammo so he ceased fire to bear watch for any more mares that could've forgotten the "party". Leftover airborne Pegasus guard try to get in the action only to hear Soarin state he wants to do this alone. The guards resume their KO'd body collecting while keeping an eye on the sky fight.

"You were always a tough cookie Soarin, never thought I'd get the chance to RUT a Wonderbolt!", said Rainbow Dash as she collided into the stallions rock solid body. Soarin armed himself with a royal guard armored chest-plate before the Pegasus swarm came in.

"No more of my brothers get hurt today, we've been through so much already."

"You've only LICKED the tip of clit stud!"

The two share colliding clashes to wear each other out more quickly. Rainbow Dash's muscles screamed in pain as they rammed against the bigger build and plated armor. But the searing heat muted those screams as Dash kept going.

"You're not getting my sheath Dash, not *clash* TODAY, not *clash* EVER!"

"How about a race big guy, catch me if you can!"

Rainbow Dash kicks into blinding speed with Soarin on her tail. He catches up with her and maintains his speed to tell her something that might win her over to surrender.

"This isn't you Rainbow Dash! You're one of the top students in the Wonderbolt Academy, you're a prodigy and truly worthy of the banner "Wonderbolt"! Me and Spitfire, EVERYONE in the Wonderbolts believe you are destined to be one of us, maybe even the leader. So SNAP OUT OF IT! My nephew... my nephew he... he looks up to you! He's wants to be LIKE YOU when he grows up!"

Rainbow Dash's eyes widen as she hears this statement coming from Soarin. "Really?! You mean it?! Like me?! W-what...?" Rainbow Dash pauses her voice as she soaks in what Soarin just said. Looks up to... me... just like... S... Scootaloo...

Memories of she and Scootaloo flashes through her brain. The tender moments she has with her... the smile on the little fillies face. Rainbow Dash and all her cool and tomboyish demeanor can't fight back the feeling to wear a warm grin on her face as she holds little Scootaloo in her hoof as they soar through Rainbow Falls, fanning her body out and embracing the wind, flowing through every strand of hair in her mane. Every now then Rainbow Dash would do a head dive to frighten the orange filly. Scootaloo would break her flying stance and wrap herself to Dash's hoof like her life depended on it. But Scootaloo knew well that no matter what happens, Rainbow Dash would be there to save her. She remembers it, so Rainbow Dash can remember it as well.

Rainbow Dash remembers one particular memory... Scootaloo addressed her as "sister"... "big sis"... Where could she be right now? thought Rainbow Dash as she tries to accelerate away only for Soarin to catch up to her with ease. Her breath began to shudder in emotional entanglement. Hundreds of questions are fluttering through her mind.

Is she watching me through a window right now? Is she still sleeping in her bed like it was just an average day? Is she trying out every dangerous stunt she can think of to launch herself to the front of my door to ring the bell, praying to Celestia I'll be there to answer it and get her back down? Is she trying everything... to be just like the loyal friend...l-little...LITTLE SISTER she is...? What would she say to me if she knew that I'm taking away someone's natural rights? Would she hate me...? Would she never want to see me again...?

Suddenly Dash's head began to violently throb and burn, "URRRGH.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The pictures of the cute little filly in her heroes arms begin to fade into black. Some image of green eyes emerges from the dark in her head. The heat blazes through her mind again like a wildfire from hell, nullifying every bit of her conscience in a senseless lust for sex. Her vision starts to distort and turn a shade of dark green.

She accelerates rapidly, reaching the speed necessary to pull off her trump card. Soarin, already fatigued from the pegasi swarm, couldn't summon enough stamina to catch up with her. As she hit her limit, she breaks the mach cone into her Sonic Rainboom once again, leaving Soarin to bite on her shedding feathers. Rainbow Dash pulls a 90 degrees turn downwards.

"What the hell is she doing...?"

The vibrant spectrum quickly shifts 90 degrees forward, shifts again upwards.

Then shifts behind her...

"...Oh no-"

She rams Soarin at the speed of sound, catching a bit recoil herself. Luckily the Royal Guard armor is more sturdy than it looks, absorbing the brunt of the impact, but the shock wave was rattled through the Soarin's nervous system. The fallen Wonderbolt is sent crashing like a meteor into a building, almost destroying all of it's support pillars.

"I WIN, you're ALL MINE now!" Rainbow Dash announced as she dove in the building to retrieve her prize. She grabs the lucky unconscious stallion by the hooves, heaving his heavy body under Twilight's barrier. She retreats under her friend's barrier before the sniper and rifle stallions get a bead on her.

Somewhere, in the deepest oppressed thoughts in her mind had she'd wish to stay still in midair, outside the barrier. To take her punishment of tiny, hard-hitting bullets as if the risk of Scootaloo watching Rainbow Dash mercilessly knock out her fillyhood role model and idol wasn't enough to atone. Rainbow's conscience reverts to normal, her vision's hue revealing less greener colors. Her first impulse was to set the guards and Soarin free... but some unknown force is keeping her body from doing that. Whatever this weird feeling is, it felt like more than just lust.

Applejack and the guard stared down each other until they both charged each other, crashing each others craniums into each other.

"C'mon pardner... let's dance!"

The two get on their hindlegs, and started wrestling each other to the ground. They both grabbed each other's shoulder's until the guard broke out of it and strafed around the mare. The guard charged in with his wings, throwing heavy blows at Applejack. Just like Rarity and Rainbow Dash, the guard attacked her psyche to persuade her to surrender.

"Why are you doing this Applejack? You know well that this isn't right, you're taking away our freedom!"

Some shots landed in her rib cage, winding her, "gah- I'm sorry pardner but... to be honest... its what's necessary! Every mare deserves a stallion to rut, and every stallion needs a mare to rut as well."

Applejack didn't stand on the defensive however as she started to throw quick jabs and hooks at the guard's head, "true, there is no denying that... but us stallions choose who we want to have intercourse with. And the mares aren't respecting that decision!"

A few jabs landed, but was able to repel the hooks with his forelegs blocking the sides of his head. "fighting nature... is like tryin to fight Princess Celestia in a cake-eating contest! It just can't be won! We have to submit to it, no choice!"

Applejack managed to land a heavy right punch at the guard's face, disorientating him. He staggered as his vision began to feel a fuzzy. He still managed to spout more words. "Ugh...! How... c-can you say that?! You're the bearer of Honesty, you believe in the truth and for what's right above every ponies need especially you own! Are we telling every pony that heat season is an annual period of chaos and fear? The fear of having your freedom taken away, to never have the chance to date that mare you've always had a crush on but never had the courage to ask her? Part of being honest is accepting what you can have and you CAN'T have! Please... what kind of example are we putting for the children here... fighting like this...?"

AJ ignored him and stared at him staggering back and forth in his southpaw boxing stance, she broke out of her boxing stance. She charged her hindlegs, and bucked hard at the guard's torso not covered by armor, sending him crashing into the barrier as it rang out. He was done, the fuzziness took over, his body was beaten.

"Fighting... like this... why...?"

He head impacted the ground with a thud, AJ walked towards her victory over him. His last question echoed in her head: "what kind of example are we putting for the children here?" She immediately began thinking of Applebloom, and what would she'd be like in the future.

Would she be like me? Tying up her partner like some toy, rutting him dry until he keels over in a stroke? ...Applebloom, Big Mac, Granny, every other DAMN relative all over Equestria would be so disappointed of me right now she gazed all the way to the front of Town Hall to see stallions scrambling about with unconscious mares on their backs. In the midst of the fast moving crowd was Big Mac and Braeburn, looking right back at her. Big Mac had a strained and almost teary look on his face as Braeburn just glared at her. She traced his eye contact back to the unconscious stallions thrown into a pile, like they're prisoners. That face he has... looks just like... when Ma and Pa... oh Celestia... what have I done...? Her face held nothing but melancholy as she plumped down on the earth.

She held up the guards unconscious face, and gave him a quick kiss on the forehead as a sign of forgiveness. But as her lips departed from the stallion's sweaty forehead, a string of drool stretching from his forehead in between them, another cursed surge of abnormal heat hormones pumps in her veins. Her genitals are running down with puddles of anticipation and choked patience. The hormones fully take over.

She laughed psychotically as she got out a rope from nowhere and hog-tied her prize in, throwing it in front of Twilight's hooves. As she laughed as tears ran down her face, guilty happiness filling her honest heart.

All three of the guards defeated, lying on the floor unconscious, ready to be subjected to a pleasurably sexual demise unless taken action by their comrades. The guards successfully evacuated the fallen soldiers to the safety of the bunker. The unconscious earth mares and unicorns were all gathered up and neatly organized into the unicorn and now empty supply cargo chariots. To add make sure they won't be getting back up again, several guards threw in their sleep grenades while unicorns sealed up any major holes, just enough for breathing. It was unknown how the earth mares resisted the sleeping gas but the troops were confident it'll work now. Half of the troops still standing moved into the bunker. The leftover forces closed in on the invisible force field, ready to unleash hell on the Mane 6 the second the barrier drops.

Flash descended down to the barrier, just in front of Twilight. He looked at Town Hall and cocked his head, prompting the Big Mac and everyone else to come over. Spike looked into the eyes of his sister figure as he approached her and her friends. She looked serious, angry, enraged, ready to punch someone in the face, all under a banner of horny, but all kept under a tight blank expression to maintain her royal dignity.

Spike rushed to the front of the group, digging his claws into the barrier, demanding an answer from his only family, "Why Twilight? Why are you doing this?! Stop it!" Tears began to well in his eyes, but Twilight's blank face held as he stared at her "little brother", the sorrow building up.

"It's not your fault Spike, blame the ones behind you, they refuse to accept their role in nature." Twilight eyeballed Flash Sentry, they stared lightning bolts at each other.

"We really need to stop bumping into each other your Majesty... at least under better circumstances." He approached the barrier closer, his face almost touching hers, "but Spike is right, you 6 bear the Elements of Harmony, you're a symbol to the Equestrian ponies! And here you are, ordering the mares to assault hundreds of stallions all because of your damn hormones taking you over. what does that say to the rest of us Princess? We could get rid of this pesky heat of yours, only if you be friendly, let those three go, and come along peacefully."

Twiight closed her eyes for a moment, "FYI, I didn't command the mares of Ponyville to attack you, they went and organized themselves. What I want to know is why my brother is assembling a task force to repel the heat season."

"We're doing this because the number of unintentional pregnancies this year has skyrocketed! Celestia deemed putting children up for adoption to be illegal now and many stallions aren't ready to be fathers yet. Not to mention the number of rapes continues to steadily rise. And do you think we're just gonna stand there and let you rut us?"

"You're SUPPOSED to stand there! It's what nature demands of us, it's a natural law!"

"But it isn't right... there's no freedom in it... we choose our partners, pleasure is passion, not lust your Highness."

Twilight couldn't think of any counter-argument to that statement. She and her friends represent Harmony, peace for every pony. What kind of symbol is she if ponies aren't happy and at peace with each other?

"You make the decision now your Majesty, surrender now and we'll help you through this, or it's war."

The Princess pondered for a long time, holding her urges in. Her friends linger on what she'll say.

"Ok... Flash Sentry, you have our word, how about you girls, are you with me?"

Rarity, Applejack, and R.D. silently nodded in agreement.

Pinkie Pie put on some duck lips (figurative lips or literal ones, go crazy) and nodded as well.

"Sorry for blasting you guys" she said, a wave of regret hit her, "Sex is no fun if the stallion isn't having fun with me."

Flash Sentry accepted the apology, "it's all right... I think, tell that to the ones you shot" he responded, looking back at the wrecked chariot and limping soldiers.

The unsure yellow Pegasus looked at the stallions surrounding them, pointing their bronze firearms (firehoofs... whatever) at her. That incessant and trademark fear of everything that exists invaded her legs, but her heat curdled inside, waiting to be released.

Unlike the rest of her friends, Fluttershy's heat is the most potent in all of Ponyville. But now with this unknown wave of unwavering lust, she might accidentally kill any stallion that's unlucky enough to find her. Right now, there were about 100 stallions still alive because Twilight hasn't put down her barrier yet.

All of Fluttershy's friends were looking at her, waiting for her response. One half of her wanted to stop this senseless violence, the other wanted to vent itself all over the shafts of the beaten and sweaty stallions.

Her emotions pitted with each other, fighting for an answer. "I...I um... well... WELL..... okay", she said with relief and agony.

Applejack sensed Fluttershy's toleration reaching it's peak, she pat her in the back, "it's okay Flutters, this is just as hard for us as well. You're not alone in this fight, you feel it just as much as we do."

"As much as it would be nice to rut you right now, I don't want to spend the next week or so doing just that, we'll try our best to cooperate with you."

Flash gave the princess a reassuring smile, telling her that they'll do everything their power to help her and her friends. "Alright your Majesty, just wait here while some of my soldiers return with restraints and we'll-"

Flash was interrupted by what sounded like evil laughter that came from all directions. Every pony looked around in confusion, trying to find the source of the voice.

The laughter sounded feminine, and all too familiar to the Mane 6. The soldiers pointed their guns in various directions, ready for anything to ambush them from nowhere. The evil laughter grew louder, rattling the crap out of Fluttershy.

"What the hay is that?!" asked Big Mac to anyone with an answer.

Braeburn looked into the town at the crowd of Pegasi mares still chasing Incognito. It now had earth ponies and unicorns in it, he figured it might have come from there. The crowd apparently didn't hear the laughter since they were still moving so it didn't come from there. "I don't know! Do you know Doctor?"

"I've been through some crazy crap in my lifetime but I don't know either!"

"Well someone find the source already!" demanded Spike, ready to tear his ears off.

"You see anything soldiers?!" ordered Flash to the remaining guard.

The replies came back negative, they didn't know either.

The laughing continued, the field for some reason became foggier, this unknown haze just appearing from thin air. Suddenly the Mane 6 minds were filled with a high pitched scree. They trembled and yelled out in agony as they fell on the crater riddled and disgustingly moist ground. They all appeared to be unconscious, still breathing but no brain activity.

Twilight's barrier was still up despite being unconscious. Suddenly Rarity's and Twilight's horn glowed an ominous green, and spewed out a black smoke. The barrier was filled with smoke to the point of zero visibility.

Flash gasped and immediately rammed the barrier, "they'll suffocate in that smoke! Everyone, break the barrier, I don't care how just try anything!"

Soldiers tried everything in their power to break the barrier: shooting it, shooting it at the same time, ramming it, bucking it, and even throwing stun grenades at it, but no avail. Doctor Whooves was ready to pull out his sonic screwdriver but remembered it was out of power. "Damn it for once this thing isn't working! Alright think Whooves, what is one way to power up an electronic device in a world that uses little to no electricity?"

He sat down on the ground to search his thoughts... "EUREKA! This world is powered by magic, magic is potentially omnipotent since it can defy almost all laws of nature so maybe... just maybe..."

Whooves tapped the shoulder of the nearest unicorn guard who was firing at the barrier and put his screwdriver on the his horn. "This idea maybe preposterous but I want you to channel as much magic energy into my device here."

"I'm mostly puckered out of magic sir but I'll try my best." The soldier proceeded to charge his horn.

The horn and the device glowed a blue aura until the guard collapsed on the floor from exhaustion, "*panting* I gave you all I can muster sir... I hope this'll work..."

The device successfully powered up, it's blue headlight shimmering with energy "oh... it's gonna work alright."

Whooves planted the screwdriver firmly on the barrier that now glowed a neon green. He gave the device a good charge and pulled the trigger.

Every pony halted their assault to look at the barrier that now vibrated from Doctor Whooves' attack. The smoke escaped the barrier, signifying that the barrier was broken.

As the smoke cleared it revealed the Mane 6 to be standing up again. Their eyes were closed as they didn't respond to any of Flash's calls. Flash Sentry slowly approached Twilight, asking if she was okay.

Abruptly their eyes lifted, a green light enveloping them as the smoke above them began to pulsate and expand. Flash was sent back with a green burst of kinetic energy. The soldiers pointed their weapons back at the mares, expecting the worst.

Out of the large cloud of smoke emerged a pair of green eyes with a demonic grin of fanged teeth. Flash Sentry raised his hoof to order a hold fire. "I know you who are, I could remember that face like it was yesterday..."

"Queen Chrysalis!"

Author's Note

I have no idea why half of chapter is italicized, I'm sure you can figure out which one are character thoughts and which ones are narration. Another thing, totally disregard half of Ch. 8 with the fight scene, that was a draft for Ch. 9.

Ch. 11 (Ch. 10 is optional and just character background)

"COME AT ME BRAS! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" bellowed Incognito after crashing out of a second story window. He somersaulted out of the way before the glass fragments and pursuing earth ponies lands on him. The black maned equine turned around to see half of every mare in Ponyville behind him. A handful of mares gallop from the public restrooms to join the crowd at his 7 o' clock.

Incognito hoping to Celestia that Flash Sentry is putting together some plan to rescue the stallions before his legs give out. As he was being chased through Ponyville, he encountered some stallions hiding in their homes under beds, inside cabinets, posing as sculptures, etc. Luckily the mares seemed to show no attention to them and only him. To Incognito, this is excellent news knowing that he's the focus of attention of every girl in Ponyville, just not in the way most people expect.

The brown stallion is never used to this much attention or any attention to begin with, he was always alone in that bunker. The guards never spoke to him unless it was about business or reports. Every silent night it was the same thing, guarding the joyous citizens of Ponyville from the rooftops with no backup or any pony to report back to, doing everything to stay out of contact from them. He remembers the rumors and conspiracies made by him when he first came to Ponyville, as well as the other ones later.

Incognito leaps from roof to roof as Pegasus mares try tackle him down, only to make holes in the rooftops as Incognito jumps from them. Incognito still can't believe that mating calls still work even in society today. That's what he read during his studies of Equestrian culture and history as a colt. One Pegasus mare got lucky, and hit Incognito's hindlegs in mid-jump. The mare couldn't get a grip and cratered in the tiled rooftop. Incognito lost his footing, bumping his head on the edge and falling down to his possibly inevitable death if it wasn't for him plummeting into something... gooey.

"Uhhh my head... what in Equestria am I doing in..." he gave the substance a quick lick, "jelly...?"

He seemed to have lost the mares for a while, Incognito appeared to be in a giant jar of jelly, grape jam to be more specific. Suddenly a stallion's head rose out of the jelly, the brown stallion's heart skips a beat or two.

"....Yo bro whatcha doin in ma jelly?"

"Uhhhhh... hiding?"

"Well go find some other jar of jelly to hide in, this one's mine."

Incognito climbs out the jar and shakes the artificially flavored substance off his body, a consistent WTF look on his face.

"I really don't see how living in giant jars of jelly is in the slightest way beneficial to society but... whatever bro it's YOUR skill."

"No pony can do this better than me, NO PONY!" he screws the lid down, restricting his only source of oxygen for about 10 minutes or so.

"Whatever... ahem... AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" he throws out another mating cry, the once lost crowd is on his tail again after 10 seconds.

Aloe, Vera, Berry Punch, and Rose turned to the right to make eye contact with the irresistibly handsome stallion next to the big jar of grape jelly.

"THERE HE IS!"

"HE'S MINE!"

"THOSE ARE MY BABIES!"

"H-hello ladies... GOTTA DASH!"

The light brown stallion ran across fruit stands and other vending stands as he was being pursued. The three mares were suddenly accompanied by 240 more ladies. He bucked anything that would slow down the crowd as he ran. He noticed the Apple family stand, and a tall stack of barrels labeled "Sweet Apple Acres' 100% Apple Cider", about 16 barrels stacked in a pyramid formation.

"Sorry about this Big Mac but..." he jumped up and grabbed one barrel from the top, the mares didn't tackle him but slowly approached him like a horde of old-fashioned zombies. Incognito took advantage of this and chucked the barrel at the mares, sweet and sticky cider covered the entire crowd, "it's for the greater good".

They yelled and rubbed their eyes madly, commenting on how bad their eyes are burning right now. It was obvious the cider had alcohol in them, not the regular kind of cider. The Apple family always had more than just apple cooking skills, much to the FDA's "luck". This was to Incognito's luck since the mares somehow broke out of their heat induced frenzy and scattered to the nearest place with water. Incognito roundhouse kicked two more barrels into the sky, exploding over a flock of Pegasi. He kept chucking the barrels until he was down to his last one.

One unicorn managed to think over the heat and kinetically grabbed it when it was in Incognito's hooves. She shook the barrel in all 3 dimensional directions until Incognito let go in disorientation, plopping down back to Equestria. His whole world was spinning and getting louder as the leftover crowd cheered and squealed in joy. Suddenly he was back to his senses, and his indistinct kicked back in. He jumped 7 feet into the air as the unicorn let go of the barrel. He chucked the barrel at the crowd, it exploded with a 20 meter radius, way more than he expected. Since the unicorn was shaking the barrel so much, the cider began to pressurize and was unleashed by the smallest tear. The crowd was down to about 20 pegasi, 80 earth ponies and 20 unicorns, half of what it was before. Every mare he hit seemed to KO from the smallest stimuli that tapped them. They would for some unknown reason blink a green aura then pass out. He didn't care what it was, just glad that it made his life easier. Incognito dashed through the various parts of the market area, except it wasn't the usual straightforward rows and columns.

The earth mares split in different directions and filled the rows while the Pegasus and unicorns stood by and watched. It seemed that the square was arranged differently today, it was like a maze instead of rows and columns. Incognito was too exhausted from throwing to have the energy to just jump over the stands.

To Incognito it felt like something... or some pony rearranged this so it was like a maze. As Incognito walked around the oddly arranged market stands, he realized how clumped they were together. Usually they had at least 30 meters in between them but now is was only 10 meters, very little maneuvering space. They probably did this as a fear factor, Incognito thought, fear that I might be jumped from behind since the smell of every pony's estrus filled the air, so I can't sniff mares out. "Ah great, f**k me..."

"WITH PLEASURE!"

A mare clerk jumped out of the dairy stand, Incognito immediately grabbed a nearby cheese wheel and smacked her with it. She was sent into the stack of milk cartons and shipment of eggs. She was about to get back up until Incognito KO'd her with a 2 foot long stick of butter to the face.

"Oh Celestia THAT was close, gotta hide quickly" Incognito found a bakery stand and dove underneath the counter. He couldn't hear the sound of hoofsteps so he's in the clear for now. Suddenly his stomach growled, Incognito was sure that a mare heard that. When he thought about it, he hasn't eaten today so maybe...

Incognito quickly grabbed a random treat from the table he was hiding under. He grabbed a pink cupcake, and put it into his mouth. I'll just send the owner an anonymous bag of bits when this is over, he thought before he steals the cupcake. He reached over and grabbed another cupcake, and ate that one as well. He could feel his stomach rejuvenate with the heart rotting sugar and carbs. He's usually used to eating plain loaves of bread and tap water so this is something rather hard to resist. He kept picking sweets from the table until he grabbed something soft. It had a warm silky texture to it and had the plump of a bed cushion. He poked his head out to discover his hoof was grabbing the soft ass of a peach coated, magenta maned, and pale blue eyed Pegasus with a single cupcake cutie mark, looking at him with the lustful look. (No actual character just one I made up on the spot)

She chuckled seductively, licking her lips in the same manner,

"Ohohohoho myyyyy, you want to eat me don't ya?"

"Oh no..."

"Don't worry, I'm the best kind of cupcake there is honey! The SWEETEST!"

"Oh no- MMMFF!!"

She shoved her butt into Incognito's frosted stained lips. They both fell over and scrambled on one another, toppling various sweets off of the counters into their struggle. Incognito managed to get some air and rational thought through even when rubbing himself all over this pretty hot&horny mare covered in sugar. He bucked her off, throwing her out of the stand. He grabbed a nearby pie and chucked it at her. It impacted with a blue and violet filling over her face. She did a backflip in midair before plopping down on the ground, KO'd.

Incognito moved out of the stand and galloped to hide under a pottery stand. It took him a while to notice that he was covered in sweets. "Whatever", he commented, "at least it's not Twilight juice". He wipes the frosting from his face and shakes the rest of his body, ridding him of sweets but not the smell of them. He poked his head out to see a group of mares standing before him, ready to charge at him.

"Alright ladies..." he casually picks up a brown pot next to him, tossing in between his hooves "let's do this!"

That was the signal the ladies needed to charge at the lone stallion. He threw the brown pot and the entire table of porcelain princesses at the group. He vaulted over the stand and dove into the next stand full of produce. Unicorns decided to come in and shot magic blasts at the single stand. Incognito threw a table of produce down as cover. He grabbed a watermelon and chucked it over into the mess of magic blasts. He heard a boom and the frightened screams of mares at the organic explosion. That was his signal to start pelting the unicorns with coconuts and whatever he could get his hooves on. The unicorns KO'd at the instant the fruits impaled themselves on their horns.

The cover was starting to crack and shatter under the pressure, so Incognito dove to the next stand. Much to his favor, he landed into a stand full of old tribal Equestrian wares and weaponry, dulled to be safe and legal. He noticed a crossbow with 10 tipless bolts in a quiver. Next to the weapons was a sack of 10 blue balls labeled "Coltachacton styled tear gas" He immediately grabbed it, putting the crossbow and quiver in with the holstering torso rack already next to it with 3 blunt tomahawks. Mares close in on the stand, Incognito breaks from cover and chucks the 3 blunt tomahawks at the females, instantly KO'ing them. He throws all the balls overhead at most of the pegasi who dove into the fray. Almost the entire group dispersed and retreated to back north, the rest crashed into the stands below. He arms up the gear, and vaults and gallops to the stand with the arcane knickknacks. He finds a crystal magical bubble with a green aura in the center, floating on the counter. The mares close in 30 meters away from him.

He stares at the mares then back at the orb "... Oh well, here goes nothing!" he sticks the orb on a bolt and fires it at the mares. The magic orb detonates, it's green magic aura falling to the ground. Suddenly a large transparent brick wall as tall as Town Hall emerges out of the ground to block the mares' passage to him. "Whoa... now that's awfully convenient..."

He grabs what looks like a dark blue gauntlet labeled "hookshot" and fits it over his left hoof, figuring it would be useful. As he slips it on, his mind suddenly flashes with this strange knowledge of the hookshot. He sees images of ponies with it, they would shoot it at certain surfaces where the long chain with the 4 pronged spike lodges into it. It would quickly retract, dragging the pony with it to carry them high and far distances. "Interesting..." he commented, examining the blue gauntlet.

He could see Pegasi closing in his the position with the giant wall, so he flees out of the arcane stand and into the flower stand. He rips open a hole to see Sugarcube Corner in the distance. He points the hookshot to the tip of the roof, "this better work!" He presses the button trigger inside, releasing a green translucent chain from the small hole in the gauntlet.

"Come on, come on!" the chain takes about 10 seconds to fly all the way to the tip of Sugarcube Corner. He feels a small impact reverberate through the long chain. "Yes it worked! Alright now what...uhhh oh what's this?" he could feel a second button next to the one he just pressed in the interior of the gauntlet. "Uhh I think this is the retract button."

In a Legend of Zelda fashion, the supposedly magic chain rapidly retracts into it's formless state inside the hole, pulling Incognito straight midair. "Whoa! Okay alright now we're movin'!"

But he wasn't done there as the few 9 remaining pegasi were well on his tail. This hookshot joyride seemed to go on forever, only going 16 mph with only 80 meters to go. "Oh crap not THIS AGAIN!" He pulls out his crossbow, loading it with his tail. He aimed down with the puny divot that is the iron sight and fired the tipless bolt.

It lands straight on the head of a green Pegasus, falling back to Equestria. He loads up another one and fires it, getting two birds with one stone as the hit Pegasus grabbed the tail of another. He KO's 3 more ladies but misses another, still approaching.

4 bolts, 40 meters, and 3 mares on his tail.

Unicorns were firing magic blasts at the midair stallion. Unable to tilt or swing his tugging body, Incognito braced himself as kinetic fists pummeled him. One particular pegasus immediately accelerates to Incognito at a blinding speed. Except she wasn't going for him, she was going for the hookshot chain. As she flies next to the chain she shoots high in the air and crashes back down on it, snapping the chain back into formless energy. Incognito plummets down to Equestria faster than the Pegasi could chase him.

"OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-"

Luckily Princess Celestia was there to soften his landing. And by Princess Celestia I mean the statue replica of her in the southwest square, softening (worsening) Incognito's impact. His body smashes through the statues head, shattering millions of bits of hard work onto the grass field. Incognito could've sworn he heard a bone or two snap as he tumbled on the grass. He picked up his beaten body, trot limping away from his leftover pursuers. He moved to the lamp post to turn it off and move to the empty barrel, try to retreat to fight another day.

His body was wrecked beyond function, his weapons were snapped into pieces, hanging down his torso like dead weight. The hookshot was unresponsive to Incognito's command when he points it to a building. Earth and Unicorn mares caught up with the straggling pegasi, eager to claim their valuable prey. Incognito stared at the clock tower in the far east: 5:15pm. That was 3 hours since he's been running, more than enough time for the forces to retreat into the bunker.

Incognito's beyond his limit, he can't keep this up anymore. He collapses on the field, heavily panting, his body growing heavier. He could feel 2 ponies grab him by the forelegs. He could hear voices cackling and speaking to him as he struggles to make any kind of movement.

"We finally got you boy, hope you're ready"

"You'll be the first of hundreds of stallions who'll get what nature planned"

Incognito held on to his shaking to respond to what he heard.

the first? Incognito thought through his hazy brain, every pony else is safe, they just want me?

"Her majesty has chosen for you to give her the perfect foal. So please cooperate with us so we may perform a few... tests... to see if you're fit enough."

Now Incognito was confused, were they in heat or brainwashed? "Her...Majesty? Why... are you doing this for Twilight...?" Incognito asked in an audible enough volume.

The mare holding his right arm picked up his chin, and puckered him deeply in the lips. She retreats her lips as the sexual rush rattles her. Incognito was going to ask the necessity of that but figured she'd say "why not".

The left mare chuckled at the stallion's contorted look, "We're not doing this for Twilight, neither for Celestia, Luna, or even Cadence".

"Then... for who do I owe the "honor" of bestowing the perfect child unto?"

"You'll see soon handsome. Just stay quiet until we get there".

"Urgh...! Like HELL I WILL- GAH!"

The two mares hoofed him in the face, rendering him unconscious.

"*Swoon*, He's so hot when he's quiet isn't he...?"

Ch. 12

Queen Chysalis' hazy cloud form loomed over the puny stallion's, hypothesizing that shooting a gaseous cloud will actually hurt her solid form. "Hold your fire damn it, its not gonna work!" ordered Flash Sentry, looking at the Mane 6. Their eyes and mouths were glowing green, their bodies magically picked up in the air below Chrysalis.

"Every mare in Equestria is all under my control, all thanks to Princess Cadence and her foolish love" Chrysalis roared, her eyes pinning on Flash Sentry.

"What?! Impossible, the last time you saw her you were rocketing out of Canterlot!" Exclaimed Redshot, firing a firebolt at the cloud. The Queen forgot to give a diamond dog's ass about it.

"That wasn't my first and ONLY attempt, I had a backup plan, not all antagonists are that stupidly evil."

Doctor Whooves galloped in front of the giant green eyes in the black smoke, "then how in Equestria did you manage to control Princess Cadence and every mare in Equestria?"

Braeburn spawned (yeah, from thin air) a pair ear mufflers, "Oh dear Celestia exposition, tap me on the shoulder when the unimportant hulla-baloo is over!"

Chysalis glared at the cow colt whistling sea shanties, not giving him the trolling satisfaction of irritating her, "It's quite simple really, I tried to grab her love again, only this time more discreetly. During a festival in the Crystal Empire, I disguised myself once again this time as a common unicorn. I pretended to be a deep admirer of the two as they went around socializing with their fellow subjects. As I shook hooves with Cadence I then proceeded to give her a hug. From that hug I cast a microscopic magic beacon that allowed me to control Cadence anyway I wanted. She and Shining Armor never even knew about the beacon until it was too late. When Heat Season approached, Cadence of course had her own sexual problem. That's when I did it, I cast a mind-controlling spell on her under her muzzle."

Queen Chysalis went on as Whooves took this opportunity to sit down and tie his undone tie again. Patched up reinforcements returned to the field, not even needing an order to go to the Chrysalis shaped cloud.

"As you know, Princess Cadence is the ruler and Goddess of Love. She has the ability to control the emotions of every pony pertaining to love. And there is all kinds of love out there. Love for another, love for family, love for a profession, love for oneself, and so on. But there is one type of love that is the most potent of all, guess what it is..."

Flash Sentry closed his eyes at the question, "Passion..."

"Exactly, love doesn't burn brighter when two or more lovers engage in the most intimate of intimacy. Sex is something even Cadence can't control completely when it comes to herself. Celestia, Luna, Twilight Sparkle, and Cadence may be alicorns, they may be Immortal Goddesses but they are still mares. Through my control of Cadence I cast the most powerful and potent heat spell in history, 1 or 2 stallions wouldn't even be enough for a mare anymore. Throughout the world, stallions went on their merry way to have some fun. But soon the stallions realized the mares of Equestria weren't ever going to be satisfied, and they weren't going to give them a break, some even had strokes from the overload of happy thoughts."

Corporal Ironsword jumped in, "That's why we made the EAHF, nature is much crueler this year but apparently it goes much deeper than that".

"Foolish stallions, you don't realize how badly your situation is don't you? The majority of Equestria has always been female, and I have control of ALL of them! I can go anywhere in the world, and it's a buffet of love everywhere I turn. I would be more powerful than I was during the Canterlot Wedding! Many stallions are left comatose and unable to fight back. Soon when the Celestia and Luna are too deep in heat, enough for even Discord to finally submit, I will establish myself as Ruler of Equestria! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-"

"Can you skip the fricking EXPOSITION and attack us already?! Ugh dear Celestia you're worse than Twilight when she went on that caffeine binge!" Spike yelled as he shook Twilight in desperate attempts to snap her out of it. Suddenly he belched out a letter. He picked it up and tossed it to Flash Sentry. Flash read the letter as Chrysalis stared at him, reading the letter out loud.

"Dear Flash Sentry,

I am sorry to inform that your reinforcements will NOT be coming because of the drastic turn of events with the Heat Season. According to various reports, it seems that the mares have begun to organize themselves, and are executing precision strikes of EAHF bunkers all over Equestria. Larger cities are in desperate need of supplies and weaponry, I'm truly sorry. I realize that the Mane 6 are in your domain but I can't focus on the lives of hundreds of stallions for the lives of millions. You are my best soldier and a just as good leader as me capable of making the best decisions.The least support we can provide for you is to keep you updated on the earliest developments relating to the heat.

Good Luck,

Shining Armor"

"Oh no... DAMN IT!" Flash crumples up the paper and throws it at Chrysalis' cloud, doing no damage whatsoever.

She chuckled like a psychopath would chuckle, "I told you. There is no hope for you, I'll let you stallions hide in that bunker and attempt to fight back. But now every pony here knows how futile your efforts will be. I control Princess Twilight and the Mane 6 now so you can't even hope to fight back. You can't use the Elements of Harmony since you can't control them. I am currently in Ponyville as I speak, I've come for a... specific stallion to give me my perfect princess/prince."

"What stallion?" asked Big Mac.

"The most worthy stallion of my body and most attractive in Equestria."

"Is Prince Blueblood in town or something?"

"Blueblood?! Hell no, I'd rather have Spike in me! I'm talking about the special race of stallion." Spike shuddered as Chrysalis stated his name.

"An Alicorn stallion? Does that even exist?" Whooves pondered on the thought.

"No... good guess though *chuckle*, he is merely an earth pony. Old Equestrian culture says it's known that the more blandly colored the stallion is, the more fertile and attractive he'll be."

Marks cocked an eyebrow, "Old Equestrian culture says that? Since when?"

"This is older than you think dear, even older than Celestia and Luna. Back when ponies weren't as intelligent as they were now. No matter how smart we'll get, denying our animalistic indistinct is futile."

Chrysalis eyes and devilish grin shrunk to a blank face, the grin returned with full force, "oh my, it's seem the mares finally captured him. The stallion is quite cunning for using an ancient mating call to give you time to retreat, but foolishly sacrificed himself for a hopeless cause."

Whooves' ears caught to the word "mating call" and stood up, "don't tell me... Incognito is the one you want isn't he?"

"Ooh, smart as ever Doctor, yes... he's the one I want. Now if you excuse me... I have a prize to claim."

Chrysalis' large ball of smoke began to dissipate, fading away into the sky from the Mane 6's possessed bodies. Before the soldiers had the chance to catch them, Twilight's horn lit up, teleporting her and her friends a long, unknown distance away. Soarin and the two guards were left there now that the Mane 6 were under Chysalis' full control. Three troops immediately rushed over and evacuated their bodies for medical attention.

The rest of the soldiers froze there, unable to accept the return of Queen Chrysalis.

Redshot's face contorted in anger, ready to break down and cry, "DAMN IT!" he stomped the ground, torching the grass beneath him. "Just when I thought I'd be able to go through with this season still a virgin."

Ironsword had a puzzled expression on his face, "you want to stay a virgin?"

Redshot hastily shook his head, believing he should've said that more clearly, "I... have someone waiting for me... a very special somepony in Maretropolis, I'm well... saving myself for her"

Ironsword proudly chuckled at his conflicted comrade, "good man, we'll get through this. She WILL be your first, we'll make sure of it."

"T-thanks..."

Big Mac turned to Flash Sentry, who was contemplating in thought of a plan, " what do we do now pardner? Our original plan just got blown to hell, do we have a backup?"

Flash slowly opened his eyes, finalizing his joint plan, "yeah... I uh... I think I do. EVERY PONY! RETREAT TO THE BUNKER! I'LL EXPLAIN NEW ORDERS THERE!" as he yelled his orders, ground ponies zoomed to the front entrance and other blown out holes while the Pegasi troops landed inside Town Hall through the huge gape in the roof.

Flash Sentry, Big Mac, and the gang went into the bunker after the last troop galloped in. Pegasi troops that bustled through the musty bunker air, carrying boxes and crates for one place to another. As the gang went down the main entrance platform, they walked in the now full medical area. The gang would see infirmary beds filled with unconscious troops and able-bodies unicorns treating lacerations, concussions, and other major wounds. Soarin was lying in a bed, steadily breathing through an oxygen mask next to the 2 other guards that also got beaten by the Mane 6. Every pony eyes suddenly widened, they felt a shudder down their spines as they passed by what looked like a neatly stacked pile of body bags.

"*Shiver*, thank Celestia we have no casualties, I ain't mentally ready to see something like that..." commented Braeburn as he imagined those bags being full.

"We have to expect the worst", said Flash Sentry, walking next to Braeburn, "it's been too long since Equestria has under siege. What makes it worse that it's a civil war, and that a known public enemy is causing it."

Big Mac walked ahead to make eye contact with Flash, "what's the plan? Are we gonna rescue Incognito?"

"....No"

Ch. 13

Big Mac froze from the single word uttered by the person who makes all the orders, "What...?"

Flash Sentry halted his stride to turn around, staring with a fire inside, "I said we're not going to rescue Incognito, that's final."

Big Mac galloped to Flash in a scowling expression, "So we're just gonna just sit here, catch our breath with the precious time that single stallion gave us with his life?! We're just going to leave him to die?!" His voice was starting to crescendo, out of his usual volume.

Unfazed by the taller stature and angered expression of Big Mac, Flash shot a scowl back at him, "...are you saying that this is a bad idea?" The soldiers that were in earshot of their argument stopped in their duties to look at the two, in fear something going to result with a finally used body bag. Half of the infirmary was dead silent, lingering on every syllable uttered.

It's very rare that Big Mac ever gets angry, even Braeburn has never seen his cousin go out of line. But to stand up to one of the most skilled soldiers in the whole Royal Guard is something impossible for many soldiers, but not being a soldier Big Mac doesn't realize how dangerous the situation he brewed up is. "Well... eeyup! It ain't right, we should be out there, tryin to rescue him."

"Big Macintosh...", said Flash Sentry, turning his back to him, "I understand... that as an Apple sibling, it's hard to put your honesty aside. But you need to look at the bigger picture", Flash turned his head to look at the wounded quarters. Big Mac did likewise, he saw soldiers in various casts, ranging for arm casts to full-on body casts. Every single one of them glanced at him, wide-eyed for speaking against one of the highest authorities in Equestria.

Flash turned back around to Big Mac, "You heard it yourself, Queen Chysalis said she's in Ponyville, and that she wants Incognito. Now I don't know why she wants such a specific stallion, but if what Chrysalis is right... that she has control of every mare in Equestria, we don't want to take any chances. My soldiers may be the very best of the royal guard but they've have been banged up enough for today. Quantity can beat quality if tipped far enough. If we go out now... well let's just say the Ponyville nursery is going to get VERY full."

He put a hoof on Big Mac's shoulder, "I'm sorry Big Mac, but I have to look out for what's best for ALL stallions. If that means I have to sacrifice the safety of one pony for the safety for all ponies, then that's what I'm going to do."

Big Mac stared at the ground, the frustration building up inside. He was still unable to accept Flash's decision, regardless he left to go to the quartering area. Braeburn and Spike followed him, while Whooves stayed to talk with Flash.

"This is hard for you I can tell" said Whooves to the troubled Flash, "having to make decisions not every pony is happy about."

Flash merely nodded to the doctor, then returned micromanaging the soldiers.

Whooves was about to check on Soarin until he was approached by Private Redshot, eating a fiber bar, "Will Big Macintosh be alright Doc?"

Whooves sighed in exhaustion, "he and his sister Applejack are known to be one of the most reliable ponies in Ponyville. I guess... watching Chrysalis take over her body and assault a guard has really put him on edge. You can tell he wants to save Ponyville as soon as possible from Chrysalis."

Redshot finished his fiber bar, tossing the wrapper in a nearby disposal bin. He gestured Whooves to come in closer to hear him whisper, "well don't tell Flash this but... me and Ironsword are willing to help you guys out anyway possible even if our superiors say not to".

Redshot extended out his tail that looked like a frozen flower of fire to Whooves. Whooves looked back at his stub of tail and sheepishly chuckled back. Instead the two merely shook hooves, "why are you helping us like this Redshot? Won't you get court martial? I mean you're a Private so I doubt you they could court martial you any lower so... you're risking your military career for us?"

Redshot nodded, "yes I am, can I come with you to Big Mac and the rest, there is something I want to explain to all of you."

"Sure"

"Alright then"

The two went to the Earth Pony third of the quartering area. Whooves asked why the three races were separated to Redshot. He assured Whooves it wasn't because of segregation but due to... sleeping conditions. They looked around the section until they found Big Mac lying in a bed just about his size. Braeburn and Spike were sitting in a small wooden table beside him. Whooves sat in the chair next to Big Mac's head, his eyes staring at the tall green pup tent shading him from the magic headlights above.

"Big Mac", Whooves called, Big Mac turned his head to give the doctor a depressed look, "I know you want to know that Private Redshot and Ironsword will help us if you want to rescue Incognito from Chrysalis."

"You're gonna help me?!" Big Mac said in an alarmingly loud volume. His friends quickly shushed him as earth ponies with crates on their backs passed by.

Redshot leaned his basic stallion muzzle closer to whisper into Big Mac's ear, "yes! we'll help you if you really want to rescue him".

"Eeyup, I do wanna rescue him, I don't care if it's for the greater majority I do not leave a friend to the horny buzzards".

With too much honesty comes stubbornness, thought Spike, just like Applejack was during Applebuck Season

Braeburn sat up in the chair, cocking an eyebrow to Redshot, "why are you helping Big Mac pardner... won't you get trouble to helping him?"

Redshot nodded, "yes... but me and Ironsword's priority is keeping you, I guess Braeburn, Whooves, and Spike away from danger. You're probably going to gallop off anyways if I refuse to help you Big Mac but... Ironsword and I also want to save Incognito too."

Whooves didn't catch that when he was chatting privately with the pyrophile unicorn, "you personally want to save him too...?"

Redshot gave everyone a look in the eye, "the reason why me and Ironsword want to save him is because he deserves it"

"Deserves it?" asked Spike, "did he save you and Ironsword one time?"

"Yes. Uh... do any of you remember the Shadow Colt?"

The gang looked around at each other, Big Mac was the one to nod his head of the four, "the colt showed up in Ponyville before Spike and Twilight showed up in Ponyville, when I was just a young stallion and when Applebloom was born."

Spike, Braeburn, and Whooves looked at each other, Whooves assumed Spike would've known about it, the library holds more than just books. Spike figured the Doctor would know, being the crazy timelord he is. No pony expected Braeburn to know nor did he himself.

Whooves put together the pieces, drawing up a conclusion, "this colt you fellows are talking about... Incognito is him is he?"

Redshot uttered an "mmhm" hum, Big Mac eyes widened, "Incognito's the Shadow Colt, Redshot?"

"Yes... based on the old reports of Mayor Mare, Incognito guards Ponyville in the night from any Everfree Forest creatures. Back then it was a catastrophic problem, the point of tearing Ponyville to the ground. Royal Guard forces were REALLY lazy and undisciplined during that time. There were few volunteers, and no pony was willing to put up a night shift, no matter how desperate Mayor Mare was. Millions of Bits in damages were made, ready to plunge Ponyville's economy into a snake pit. Properties were vandalized, vending stands raided, and everypony stayed inside, fearful for their lives and foals. Celestia couldn't guard Equestria as well as Luna plus she needed to look after the larger cities."

Big Mac cut Redshot off to continue the story, "then came in apparently Incognito, dressed in a black jumpsuit like that one he wore when we met him. He would traverse among the rooftops, seeking out any threat to Ponyville, and he was VERY good at it. Timberwolf attacks ceased, along with other creatures like ursa minors and other Greek monstrosities that stumbled into Ponyville. While all the citizens were asleep, a few would stay up late and see Incognito walk the rooftops. Few drowsy residents would discover he would take on about 10-20 timberwolfs at a time, leaving piles of twigs in his path."

Redshot told the next part of Incognito's night crusade, "on one occasion a resident spotted him defeating an ursa major!"

Spike thought of that complete mule crap, "there's no way a tiny colt can take on an ursa major, let alone an ursa minor."

"Well he wasn't a perfect fighter, he could take down an ursa minor but had a run for his money when it came to papa bear. Incognito is a good fighter, but he's just an earth pony, no flying, no magic, just his skills, intellect, and physical items. One guard reported saying they found kunai where Incognito was."

Big Mac continued the story, "the 'Shadow Colt' became very famous, but his fame led to his temporary disappearance. After what felt like months, his popularity vanished again, he could roam the night of Ponyville again, he still does it even today... unknown to anypony... until now that is."

"So... we're trying to rescue the pony that saved Ponyville from utter destruction?" asked Whooves to the two.

They both simply responded in unison, "eeyup".

"Did you know all this time he lived in the bunker?" asked Braeburn.

Redshot nodded, "he didn't live here alone all this time, he was surrounded by EIA agents that worked here. But..."

"But what...?" questioned Spike.

"He was always trying to distance himself from other ponies. His co-workers tried to reach out to him, myself included, but most of the time during the day he was either sleeping or eating. This is the first time he's ever worked with other ponies and he's been handling in it well for the most part. He's done so much for the ponies on Ponyville, we gave him nothing in return... it's time we return the favor."

Big Mac sat up in his bed, extending his hoof out to everypony's general direction. Redshot put his hoof in the center, Braeburn and Whooves did likewise topped with Spike's tiny claws. Eyes were exchanged, smiles ran across the guys' faces.

"Eeyup!"

Ch. 14

(http://www.deviantart.com/art/Map-of-Ponyville-Labeled-v3-2-215925777) For reference, assume Ponyville is structured like this to make it geographically accurate with the storyline.

"Uhhh... where am I...?" Incognito muttered as his vision began to focus. The ninja stallion arises from his unconscious nap to see the colors of trees and moonlight pouring down on his eyes.
It was nighttime, everything stilled looked visible enough. The smell of estrus still wafted through the air so obviously he was colt-napped by those mares. But what confused him was WHERE were his captors? It appeared Incognito was in a forest, imprisoned in some sort of cage hastily made of bamboo sticks. The work looked really sloppy and he can probably just undo the knots. His limbs were restrained on thin green vines that protruded out of several surrounding trees, stretching his body out in midair. Why would some pony restrain me on something this easy to break? Incognito thought. Despite his aching muscles Incognito snapped out of the green vines with no effort, plopping down on the forest fauna.

"That was easy, now to get out of this- WHOA!" the dead vines that laid on the forest soil suddenly grabbed Incognito again, applying more force on the pull. Incognito grunted as his limbs tensed in agony. He collected his breath as he felt his joints ready to pop out of place. How the vines magically grabbed him he'll never know, let's just say magic that's why. "Sigh... great, I knew it was too easy. Let's see..." Incognito whispered.

What those ladies told me before I passed out... her majesty? It wasn't none of the princesses though, so who's left to point hooves at? Incognito moved his tail around to discover it wasn't restrained unlike his legs. The vines didn't give a hell that he had an extra limb coming out of his tailbone so the bland equine took advantage of that. He stretched his tail out to a knot connecting the bamboo cage. After 3 minutes he finally untied a whole side of the prison, the bamboo sticks piling down with a clacking.

"Alright, 3, 2, 1... MOVE!"

The stallion quickly snapped the vines off again, diving out of the cage and out of the vines' reach. His muscles writhed in pain again after his adrenal glands shut off. The shadow colt's left hindleg felt the worst, like a joint was misplaced or a fracture. He probably impacted the Celestia statue with his hindleg first that's why it stings like hornets. His whole body still hasn't recovered yet, and everything burned right down to the tip of his tail. This whole deeply dangerous scenario reminds Incognito of this book he once read, though he forgot what it was called.

He limps to a tree and rests there, holding on to his wrecked limb. Incognito scans his immediate area for any sign of female hostility. There are voices... and the sound of hoofsteps getting louder. "Argh, great I'm doomed" he said as he limped for his life. If he tried to hide the mares would sniff out his musk anyway so he had to deal with them sooner or later. As he painfully wandered north through this unknown part of the forest he's in, Incognito spots a lake with a windmill. Without giving a second thought Incognito softly delves into the lake. The water was like a refreshing, numbing deathtrap; at least the burning in his limbs was gone. Despite the freezing ice water he could feel the searing fire in his body kindle up more as he paddled.

He swims underneath to avoid any trouble, his lungs holding steadfast for 30 seconds. He sees a dock, and reaches out to it. Ugh, too high, he thought as he reached out his forelegs, perhaps I should just go to the shoal and just-. Suddenly he felt hooves catch his, his rapid beating heart missing a beat or two. That better not be who I think it is, but it was as an beige coated earth mare pulled out the vulnerable ninja, pinning him to the ground.

"Now now mister" said the lusty mare as she pressed her body harder on his, "her majesty doesn't want you running away. You ought to be punished!".

“Rrgh... agh... oh wow, because the situation totally calls for freezing punishment sex.” he responded as he struggled to inch his weakened body. Her body heat was like the most comfortable blanket in Equestria to the freezing Incognito. One part of him wanted to just fall asleep in this girl's embrace. But the larger majority of his conscience wanted to head butt her.

"Get off of me!" Incognito kicks her off with his hindlegs, his left leg erupting in fiery pain. The female is shot into the icy lake with a "clap"! He gets up only for a pegasus to tackle him back down, his face buried in the dirt. He could feel his left hindleg ready to burst. Several voices catch Incognito's ears as he gasps for air in the muddy ground.

"You're coming back with us boy", said the pegasus, putting him in a full nelson. "This time we'll put you in a cage where the moon doesn't shine, Chrysalis would be really upset if you were to escape again."

The stallion wide-eyed at the name... Chrysalis? He wished he would’ve expected it. One thing that puzzles him though, where are the Changelings? Incognito pondered on this new development as he was hauled away, if Chrysalis was planning to hide out in Ponyville, she would’ve kept tighter security. It was pretty simple to break out of the prison. And if she wanted me so badly I would’ve seen her in person by now. Something doesn’t seem right with the way her horrid majesty is approaching this. It doesn’t matter; he’ll be imprisoned once again, probably in a hollow cement cube with holes as big as needles for air.

As Incognito’s vision began to blur and his eyelid’s gaining weight he lingered from the burst of warmth and light behind him. He couldn’t make out any of the blurs in his sight, just assumptions he made. Almost 20 blurred figures were enveloped with a huge flaming ball, their bodies blown into the lake. The mares that held him collapsed, their bodies colliding with the soft grass. He fell down with them, his body refusing to get up. Another was bucked into a tree on the edge of his vision. Incognito managed to curve his head to his left to see several more of his captors barraged with green bullets. A flurry of muffled cracks filled his ears as several pegasi were hit by the air exploding around them. Incognito felt himself being lifted and rested on a yellowish figure.

Oh, I think I’m being rescued…, thought Incognito as the heavy feeling finally took over… thank Celestia.

Author's Note

I feel I might need to end this story pretty quickly. I'm running out of creative and funny thoughts. I'm afraid this story will get too boring if it's drawn out for too long, and I'm currently making another story in progress and this one is feeling a bit too old now. By the way thank you so much for the amount of favorites I've been getting, it's really inspiring to see people are actually reading this stuff I write (now if only you guys could THUMB UP the video that would be even more inspiring :D). I consider this story to be a good start of my short time on fimfiction.net and the amount of attention pretty decent for an amateur story-writer like me. I can't blame people for not liking this story. I admit this story sounds absolutely ridiculous given the scenario at first glimpse, and it's most likely I'm missing some logic with the situation here and there. But despite the hit and misses I'll try my best to give you guys a story you deserve. ;D

Ch. 15

It’s 8:00 AM; Flash Sentry has already begun the rescue missions of stallions with the help of Whooves mapping out the squads and maneuvers. Flash caught wind of their little rescue mission when he overheard them. He decided it’s best to let it slide since there was no talking Big Mac out of rescuing Incognito from impending doom. Flash can’t deny chain of command, but he can’t deny what friendship can accomplish. Deep down Flash respected Big Mac, he fought for the right thing.

Flash observes from the top of the decimated Town Hall with binoculars to see Doctor Whoove’s strategy coming into play. Fire teams have balanced assets of 2 recon pegasi, 2 specialist unicorns, and 6 breach and clear earth ponies entering homes and businesses successfully evacuating every single stallion and married couple out of the establishments, then later to be escorted back to the bunker out of harm’s way. What puzzles Flash Sentry though was the lack of colts and fillies in the rescued civilians, significantly smaller ratio compared to the estimated population. Wherever they are, he’s sure the fire teams will locate them.

Queen Chrysalis’ abducted female forces diverted to smaller groups only to be taken down quickly by his skilled troopers. Flash is feeling a tinge of guilt for treating the mares like this in realization that it wasn’t their fault. Flash doesn’t care about the heat season anymore, all he sees now are innocent civilians being brainwashed to fight, and with no other option but to fight back. All the more reason to get the non-abducted to safety so they can take on the full extent of this operation.

No casualties whatsoever, the combing fashion of the fireteam’s approach is not only thorough but reassuring that their operation out here will go smoothly. Whooves plan was an ingenious strategy, only a few holes in it like of Queen Chrysalis or the Mane 6. In order to get the Mane 6 to cooperate they’ll need to take down Chrysalis, whoch will be no easy feat. Now if only Whooves and his friends will rescue that poor soldier he’s forsaken in time… he’ll need some of that fearless tenacity.

*Meanwhile in front of the school house*

“Can we get out of here already?!” requested Braeburn as he reloaded his weapon with his slightly trembling left hoof. The gang just went through with their bold rescue mission of saving their apparent friend they spent so little time with. The only problem was that they were utterly surrounded by hissing mares with a green glow in their eyes. This wasn’t something Ironsword and Redshot were expecting, they scolded each other for not expecting it.

“We’re working on it, damn!” The pyro unicorn Redshot hefted his self-appointed partner Incognito on his back, casting gouts of smoke on the pegasi above.

“Well work faster, Celestia damn it, I’m having so much fun right now!” sarcastically cursed Ironsword as he sky-brawled with charging pegasi. His foes merely bit his shedding feathers from the power of his scatter-shot.

The rifle was like the average bronze hoof-gun that was fixated on their right hoof like Metroid and Megaman (I’m not saying Megacolt, horse puns are really hard to make up and don’t sound right). The scatter-shot in every way looked like a masterkey under mount except the trigger was on the interior of the firearm. Every mare that closed in 2 inches of
Ironsword were blown back with force of charging bulls on steroids.

“Eeyup!!” yelled Big Mac as he let loose with his brand new hoof gun, spraying blunt fire from the hip. “Ya got a plan Doc?!”

Doc pauses for a long second to see Big Mac with a hoof-gun, it so weird seeing him like that. It’s obvious to Whooves that Big Mac will go to extremes to help his friends, even if that means being he has to be something he’s not. Either that or Big Mac has learned the true meaning of excitement, since he’s shows little of that most of the time.

Whooves brushed off this thought, “It’s quite simple really, keep blasting!” retorted Whooves, sending bouts of sonic waves through his general direction, a vibrating torrent travelling through the air and picking up any mare in its path . Whooves didn’t anything in mind to break them out of this, just hoping something will arise to save their flanks from their most impeccably happiest demise.

Their battle wages on for 2 minutes, mares closed in from all directions but west forcing the gang off there. They manage to push to the front of the school house with the earth and unicorn mares approaching the group like zombies and their prey. Whooves approaches the door with Sonic Screwdriver in hoof, doing what his Sonic Screwdriver is best at: opening doors.

“Agh bloody hell, low on power… cover me this’ll take a while”, orders Whooves as he slowly works his screwdriver along the door hinges.

The mares were only 10 meters apart from the group, the first line not breaking an inch from the force of shallow explosions and draconic fire peppering their faces.
The gang’s exhausted efforts weren’t showing any relieving results, they couldn’t hold themselves any longer. Big Mac and his hip-firing hoof gun were down to 1 mag, Spike needed a Gatorade (no, I’m done making horse puns, it’s just ridiculous), Whooves couldn’t focus well from the smell of estrus getting stronger as he tried to lock-pick a door with hooves, Ironsword retreated back to the ground with no ammo, and Braeburn was chucking anything he could get his hooves on.

“EVERYPONY HIT THE DECK!” railed Redshot, casting a heavy fire blast over the Braeburn, nearly vaporizing his hat off. The ball of neon blue flames seared the air with the high-pitch screech of fireworks resonating from it. The horde of mares in front of deck-hitting ponies are sent in all directions like a pile of marshmallows and a stick of TNT. This gives the gang an ample 10 seconds to help break the door open. But the School’s front door was surprisingly sturdy as it held from the force of Apple family hindlegs.

Redshot legs were beginning to give out from the weight of him and the unconscious ninja pony on his back, his magic and literal stamina almost depleted. Big Mac takes the icy-cold Incognito off of his back. “Thanks bro, let’s get this door open already Doc!”

“It’s not working! Cheerliee must have a very impenetrable security system implemented that’s laced with magic seals. It’s not budging!”

“Didn’t your sonic doohickey take down Twilight’s barrier, why isn’t it working now?!” asked Braeburn, tearing off one of the wooden pillars from the railing and chucking it at the horny horde.

“I don’t know, I absolutely abhor how magic can’t be explained! How about you try?!” responded Whooves. Whooves has always been to scientifically explain everything in his lifetime, magic is one of the few physical properties he can’t.

Suddenly there was voice on the other side of the door, “who’s trying to break into the classroom?” said what sounded like a colt’s voice. That was weird to everybody since its summer vacation and children aren’t supposed to be here. It doesn’t matter; he came to school at the perfect time.

“Kid let us in, right now!” demanded Ironsword.

“Why?”

“Cause I SAID SO!”

“Who’s the loud guy Snips?” came another voice from the side of the door. The voice sounded really dopey, like the pony clogged his nose with two corks.

“I don’t know Snails, but he really wants to get in”.

“Huhuh, no kidding, what’s the password?”

“W-wha… p-password…” stammered Redshot, throwing the last bits of fireballs he can conjure up. The females are only 5 meters away, being held back by wooden planks torn off the railing. “It’s an emergency; just let us in, please!”

“Pretty please?” responded Snails.

“Pretty pl-… Y-YES PRETTY PLEASE!” yelled back Redshot.

“Pretty please with pie on top”?

“Goddamn it… and I don’t even care that what I said is irrelevant in this world” said Whooves, still fruitlessly trying to unhinge the door.

“With pie on top- that’s not even the right phrase…” commented Braeburn; he can’t believe he’s going to die just because some kid can’t stop being retarded for one second.

“Dang-nabbit kids just LET US IN!” hollered Big Mac as he head-charged the estrus-reeking ponies away from the group with no more stuff left to throw.

“Oh hey! Mr. Big Mac, sure come in” responded Snips, casually unlocking the impenetrable hinge. Redshot swung the door open, almost hitting the tiny colt’s centimeters away. The colts just noticed the entire horde of females behind them hissing and screaming for fun times.

“WHOA!” yelled Snips and Snails in unison. They quickly backed away, hiding behind their desks.

The gang dug in what was available and looked for the nearest objects to throw. The horde was pushed back with books, textbooks, pencils, the flagpole, some poor pony’s lunch and saddle packs enough for Whooves to slam the door shut, locking the bolt and sturdy hinge with it.

The gang fell to the floor again, believing they were really safe for the moment. Incognito manages to regain his consciousness, waking up with his neck between the prongs of Big Mac’s work horse collar.

He looks around with partially open eyes, the majority of his vision consumed in the color light gamboge (Big Mac’s mane color). “Well, this is a drastic turn of events”, commented Incognito, lifting his head out of Big Mac’s sweaty mane.

The gang looked around; Snips and Snails weren’t the only ones here, staring at them, confused. There were a lot of fillies and colts here, as if school didn’t end a month ago. Among the fillies and colts were Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Rumble, Featherweight, and whole mess of kindergarten kids looking at them.

“Big Mac? Spike? Doctor Whooves? And is that… cousin Braeburn?!” commented Applebloom, rushing to her family's side. Other colts and fillies rushed to the gang’s side, helping them up.

“My… how polite are all of you?” said Doctor Whooves, nuzzling Sweetie Belle’s head as she got him back on his hooves.

Sweetie Belle giggled in innocent adorableness, “no problem Doctor”.

“Who was that outside the door anyway Doc?” asked Scootaloo, handing Spike a water canteen. As she said that a unicorn filly went to unbolt the door.

“DON’T OPEN THAT!” yelled the gang in unison, frightening the filly away from it.

“Why not?” asked Snips, politely handing Redshot his bottle of water. Redshot courteously accepts the offer. One part of him was grateful to him; the other wanted to smack him over the head with the water bottle in his magic grasp.“By the way thanks kid, you saved our flanks back there. Let’s just say the single ladies of Ponyville are feeling a little too overzealous to see us, and they were uh… giving us too much attention” said Redshot, dipping his horn into the bottle.

“Wow” commented the earth and pegasi ponies looking at the tan coated, red-eyed unicorn with his horn in the bottle. The children just learned that unicorn horns “overheat” when overused based off of the loud sizzling sound and steam building up in the bottle.

The gang spends their break trying to recuperate again, talking with the children that aren’t even supposed to be here. Applebloom tells them they’re here because they were planning on holding a surprise birthday party for Ms. Cheerilee.
The CMC told Cheerilee to be at the schoolhouse today but she’s several hours late.

The mare horde for no particular reason disbanded despite the Queen’s prize being in there. Whooves probably thought they’re planning something, which means he shouldn’t be sitting on his flank fixing his hair and get strategizing.

Afraid he was going to have to break it to Applebloom and her friends; Big Mac told every pony what has been happening for the past week, with the massive heat wave but left out the part with Queen Chrysalis. The children took it… rather casually; even Sweetie Belle was pretty composed. Equestrian society can be very cruel when it comes to the range of knowledge the children know in… some areas.

“It’s weird really,” commented Whooves, “in my old world if a child saw their parents having sex, they would usually be scarred for life. But in EQUESTRIA… ohoho myyyyy…”

“I just want to know when I’LL score!” announced Snails, Spike could’ve sworn he saw the fillies back away an inch or two.

“You really don’t want to kid, especially not now” responded Ironsword, primed and ready to kick some feminine, voluptuous flanks again.

Spike yoinks the bottle from Redshot’s horn, guzzling it down to the last molecule. Redshot let the tiny dragon refuel up to light up some mares too. “Why does this taste so… magical?” he commented, examining the empty bottle. “What I said there doesn’t seem right”.

“How are you holding up dude?” Redshot asked to self-appointed his partner Incognito. He turned around to see him in his bare overalls, his ninja cloak in a torn, muddy mess in a trash bin. For a cloak that’s apparently made out of steel-strong spider web it sure gets damaged and ripped apart often.

Incognito was sitting in the corner of the classroom, observing for any hostility. He didn’t talk to any pony, just blankly stared through the window. “What… oh, I’ll be fine, just get some rest”. The stallion boldly swings the window open overlooking Ponyville, taking in the distant sounds and colored shapes buzzing around the town. “They already started making evacuations?”

“Flash didn’t want to sit around and wait for Chrysalis to over our home”, responded Big Mac, taking off his collar.

“If he didn’t send troops in now, this rescue mission would end with us in a sex dungeon”, added Braeburn, Applebloom could feel her cousin shiver as she sat on his back. All the children in the classroom were either conversations with each other or were listening to the gang’s banter.

“But … WHY did you save me?” Incognito finally put out. He was willing to sacrifice his own free will to be her-giver and boy-toy of a tyrannical queen for the sake of Equestria. But if he’s rescued, Chrysalis must be going nuts by now, only escalating their problems by a whole scale.

“You’re our friend Incognito, we know you’re the Shadow Colt who saved our home years ago” confessed Big Mac, approaching the light brown stallion.

“You do…?” he said, his eyebrows slightly scrunched to be noticeable. He didn’t look back at the draft horse’s green eyes, just continued to stare out at the war-zone that is Ponyville.

Big Mac walked to the window to stare outside with the conflicted equine. “You’ve done so much for us, for this town. I remember when you single-handedly saved the farm’s orchard from a teenage dragon raid. Me and ma’ family watched from our ranch house as you took down those fire-breathing demons- no offense Spike, in 2 minutes flat. I only knew that colt was you until now. Now that I do, you deserve to have a friend.” Big Mac puts his hoof on the hero’s shoulder.

“You shouldn’t have saved me…”

“Why in Equestria would you say that, do you want to be Chrysalis’ personal slave?”

“I’m not saying I want to, trust me I don’t, I hope to Celestia I will never be that witches’ boy toy” Incognito turned his head to look at Big Mac, “but in this world we live in… not every pony can have the happy ending”.

Everyone was silent, taking in what Incognito just said, especially the children. Incognito continued to enlighten the pony on his shoulder, “Not every hero gets a song about them. Princesses lead in the light, I lead in the shadows. Few ponies like me, and even some in the EIA have sacrificed so much… too much… just so every pony else don’t have to sacrifice anything. Royal guards get free tuition, good pay grade, and commemoration for the actions they’ve done. Me? I get a life of loneliness, to guard a sleeping town where I will never know the residents of and what lives they live under the sunlight.”

He turns back to stare at the town, “and you know what…? I’m happy, because of the actions of me and a few others, you’ll never go through the horrors I’ve been through”

“What kind of horrors?”

The melancholy horse closed his eyes, absorbing the sounds of civil war. “It’s best if it stays… unknown…”

"Oh... well, eeyup then".

Author's Note

I think I can see some flaws in this chapter I might need to work through in my later ones. First of all, I'm starting to suck at making gripping endings that gets you guys coming for more so next time I'll make a brainstorm since this story wasn't that pre-meditated. This particular ending is with a hypothesizing question of Incognito's past but honestly I know the brony fandom takes a certain dislike to OC characters because their creators make them too linear and bases the story too much around them ad how visually awesome they are (trust me, that's what I exactly did with my other story). I'm trying to make Incognito as dynamic and flawed as possible so he can go through the development and make him more relateable and emotionally appealing to the readers. Redshot and Ironsword are mostly supporting characters with an already fixed personality that guides the gang through developing a perspective of life through Incognito's eyes. Second I know there are alot of unanswered questions that may cause some people to lose interest so right now I'm trying to fill as much holes in some consistencies. But I realize this may be boring since it requires alot of dialogue. I'm not too good at blending action with exposition and there are some fans that like plot development just as much as action but I need to please both groups. I figured I might be able to do it perfectly in the new story I'm making but we'll see. Second I have noticed how structured my chapter have gotten lately. Group goes through action, stops and rest to make sharp turns in plot development instead of consistently moving the plot through along with the action, I know I'll work on my pacing. If you guys like the character development tell me, otherwise I'll keep it to a bare minimum.

If there are any improvements I can make in the story, I beg you DO NOT be afraid to criticize me! I will not be offended in any way, I know this work is a bit amateurish so I need feedback from you guys so can better myself as a writer to give you guys a story worth telling.