Oh my goodness. Oh my dayum.
"Oh my goodness. They goin' ham."
-DaymDrops, Some amount of time ago...
-5:19 PM
The front door to the Golden Oaks library burst open and smacked against the inner walls of the tree house with a thud. Spike dived away from the kitchen stove and did a front roll to the lobby of the library to see what just made such a disturbance. His chef's hat suffered immensely as it could not keep up with the friction of his skull against the wood floor during said roll...
It was too much for the hat, but will remain forever missed...
He smiled when seeing that it was none other than Twilight Sparkle, who had tired engraved into her purple pony face and a saddle bag over her back. "Hiya, Twilight!" Spike called out happily; disregarding her clear lack of desire to do anything other than get to bed. "I'm making dinner, are ya hungry?" he continued in hopes that he could please his care taker and maybe score some sort of reward later down the road. But that wasn't it; he really just liked doing things for her, for he was ever grateful of the shelter she supplied him with.
She sighed weakly, "Ah, I'll pass for tonight, Spike. Pinkie and the girls wore me out today at her party." She yawned while nearing the staircase, the small dragon's eyes glued to her, "She kept asking me what was in my saddle bag in the most annoying way."
"Swiggity swag; what's in the bag?" Spike offered with a raised brow.
The bag slid off and on to the floor as her ears perked up, "How did you know that?"
"I was eating lunch with Applebloom, Sweetie, and Scoots. She came out of nowhere and- and just... shouted that..." he said hopelessly. "I-... It... changed me..." Spike sniffled. His morale, unknown... His psyche, forever scarred...
The plot thickens.
Twilight didn't know what the hell that was all about and started her way up the stair case. "Uh... I hope you can sort that out without me. I just need to be alone for a bit, m'kay? I'll make myself dinner when I wake up in a few hours..." she said while finishing the way up and opening her door. Spike's tears fell on deaf ears as he went back to the stove...
The chef's hat never to be recovered.
Twilight's original name was actually Dickard Nixon. Richard > Rick >> Dick >>> Dickard. She later cloned herself and gave the name to her clone whilst keeping her new name. She sent the clone to some planet where Dickard Nixon ended up becoming president after some time. He was known for starting a drug war or something. And no one smoked weed again. Because criminals never break the law and people don't have enough ambition to do it anyways. Never. It's not like a thousand US citizens die every year and gang violence has doubled from it or anything... Whe- heh... Where the hell did you hear that?
-5:25 PM
"Well that was weird," Twilight thought to herself while sitting face-down at her desk. She wanted to write a letter to the princess, for she had once again started to fall behind on consistent letter sending. Twilight had actually kept track of her friends' contributions of letters to Celestia ever since her little incident a while back. She kind of turned the entire town into mindless hacks that attempted to get freaky with her toy doll. Regardless, the pony knew that her or her five friends failed to figure out an important lesson in the magic of friendship over the past week.
The time for action...was now. It was all or nothing. The fate of the universe lied only with Twilight Sparkle, for if she were to push this off for even one more twenty-four hour interval... Nothing drastic would change at all.
Twilight rose her head up and sighed at the sheet of paper with only 'Dear Princess Celestia' inscribed on its top margin. She evilly smirked and levitated the quill pen to the parchment "I just wrote this to waste your time". She giggled to herself like a giddy school girl passing notes about girly stuff like... Spec Ops: The Line, or Foot Ball, or... the FN Five-SeveN... or this fucking thing that Youtube won't shut up about.
She decided she would have Spike send it later; perhaps after her nap. Surely her ideas would get better if she had enough energy to think of them. Maybe she could write one about how she despised Pinkie's way of noting her saddle bag... Hopefully she didn't see the contents within, for Twilight might've died of embarrassment...
It was a little egg-shaped vibrator with a lengthy cord and powah box to stimulate her most precious of areas. She had purchased it while shopping for a gift for Pinkie Pie... or whoever's special day it was. That mare threw a party for just about anything really. Twilight wondered how she had energy for anything at all, for the pink mare was always moving and jumping and scaring the shit out of town's ponies with her slap-stick sudden appearances...
Working at the bakery probably explained her hyper-ness. Pinkie was surrounded by sweets all day, and probably fucked them all night... orally of course... You see, she needed to ingest them so that-... N-nevermind, fuck you. Anyways, lots of sugar.
Then there was the question of how much she took in all the time. How was she not fa-?... Actually, now that Twilight thought about it, she was a bit bigger back there. Her thighs got a nice thickness on them from all those snacks. Thinking on it more, Twilight remembered how it bounced all over the place when she moved. Especially when Pinkie bounced to move.
Twilight let out a slow exhale as her heart pumped a bit harder. She thought deviously, maybe a little revenge was in order for Pinkie's crazy antics bugging her all the time. Her new vibrator would suffice exceptionally for such a task. She'd keep it on low for an hour or two as she whispered dirty obscenities into her ear. Twilight would occasionally flick her hoof at Pinkie's clit to drive her wild. She would wiggle in response to her torture; unwillingly shaking that amazing ass for Twilight. The purple pony would eventually get onto licking her plump pussy as the pink pony was strapped down on her front, begging for-
Twilight gasped when she heard a loud clank against the bottom of her desk. She looked down, "Oh... right." Upon her recollection of thoughts; Twilight dismissed the blatant noise as just her big throbbing cock wanting to play...
What? I put it in the description!
Unfortunately, that letter for Celestia was going to have to wait even longer now, for Twilight had much bigger matters to attend to. Her purple dick reached up to the bottom of her work desk from where she sat on the chair and seemed to be trying to push up the desk further to reach a full state of erection. With a grunt, she pushed the member so it aimed downwards, the touch making her gasp once again, and quickly scooted the chair away from the furniture while still seated on it.
She puffed air out of her system slowly yet again when feeling up her cock. Twilight measured up at an awesome nineteen inches when her arousal got the best of her. That's a whopping 48.26 centimeters for you foreigners that my leaders want to bomb! Yay Democracy! A bead of pre squeezed its way out of the tip due to Twilight's throbbing to her hoof moving slowly up and down her fleshy beast.
The single bead quickly found itself pooling with more of her warm and sticky fluids as she rubbed; only to begin drooping down the underside of her dick. It ran down... and down... and down. Jeez, it was a long way down from the head. It eventually formed a streak all the way down her length until it met with her other set of genitals. Twilight considered herself blessed by Celestia that she had both parts which both functioned like they were supposed to. She was born to fully experience both sides of the spectrum to their epic potentials.
She didn't sport a set of testicles though. She never understood why either, but it kind of disappointed her since she couldn't bear any children... Well, more correctly make other mares bear children... using her sperm... Hypothetically assumin- God. DAMMI- Anyways, she was in some ways a fan of the no balls thing. That way movement wasn't as awkward, she wouldn't have to worry about kiddies playing tag and accidentally running under her to induce terrible pain (Twilight actually scolded mares that laughed when stallions were hit there too, for they had no idea...), and there would be no massive testosterone spike to give her un-mare-like muscle mass.
The only down side she could think of, besides the no children thing, was everypony asking her that stupid question. All it proved was their ignorance to a stallion's reproductive abilities. "LOL, how cen u cum w/ out balls!!?!?" She wanted to scream at anypony that had the audacity to express that they failed sex-ed with flying colors. Seminal vesicles. Click that article and please avoid making the mistake again.
Her pussy was, as expected, wet and beginning to form a little puddle on the seat. Twilight had to use all her strength to fight the pleasure taking over her body's movements. Reluctantly, she pulled her hoof away from her needy erection and slapped the forelimb away with the other when it instinctively went for her drenched cunt.
Moaning from her thick penis demanding her immediate attention, she quickly hopped off the chair, now lightly coated with her vaginal juices. Twilight needed to make this one worthwhile; lest she have another night where she woke up in the morning to find her cock rock hard and her blanket plastered to the ceiling from an unbelievable amount of thick spunk. She dreamt of Celestia giving her fellatio that night... and it was very, very hot. One awkward explanation to Spike that involved sandwiches with a couple gallons worth of extra mayo later; Twilight was in her bedroom stroking herself just to the thought of cumming like that while actually conscious, just to experience it.
Twilight had thought of using the vibrator to solve this dilemma. Obviously, since she wasn't planning on raping her pink friend anytime soon, the first use would rightfully go to the purple mare that purchased it. She seemed to be having horrible trouble navigating, for her huge horsecock slapped against her chest with a mighty throb two or three times after she tried trotting to fetch the device with haste. Precum streamed down her dick and formed a thin trail along the floor that followed her. Blood surged through it harder when she throbbed. She winced at the need with a wiggle, her member swaying left and right as well, getting the back of her forehooves nice and sticky since it kept brushing against them. Twilight couldn't ignore it and it would never settle down at this point.
Then it hit her...
"The bag slid off and on to the floor as her ears perked up, 'How did you know that?'"
The bag slid off and on to the floor...
The floor... Downstairs
"BUCK!" Twilight yelled while stamping her hind leg into the floor... prompting her meaty member to bump violently against her entire underside again, both stomach and chest. The throb, as a result, actually gushed pre this time. It splat against the floor, not too far from her much thinner trail of the stuff, and made her stare with her mouth agape. "There is no way it's going down after seeing that," Twilight said, shocked at the excessive burst of fluids she got everywhere. She couldn't have been more right, for the sight only turned her on even more. Her pussy could have coated all of her chair if she rubbed it all over the thing carefully. And her dick let off a precum burst the size of a colt's first load ever... Good times, man.
She knew she wasn't going anywhere until the monster was dealt with... Though the reward for her new task would be obtaining an item to help finish herself off... to get said item due to... She decided her new goal was the sleeping thing as before mentioned!
Carefully, Twilight sat down first on her haunches, feeling her purple dick bounce lightly and throb once. She then slowly spread out her hind legs while sitting back to achieve the position she desired. Some manual masturbation was going to have to suffice, or else... I don't know; whatever I was gonna say was probably lame...
Upon sitting down; she actually eyed her large member for a few moments. It reached up to her snout in this position. She could smell the extremely pungent odor of her own arousal. The glorified abundance of her precum, which never ceased from flowing down her huge cock (also in gobs now), only amplified the sense clouding her vision and impairing her ability to think. Ever since that dream with Celestia; Twilight wanted to live and breathe that moment that she didn't get to feel when she was asleep. If she were able to think without all the pleasures clouding her mind; Twilight would've scorned herself for not thinking of it sooner.
She had always wanted somepony to suck her dick... Twilight just assumed she was too preoccupied with stroking herself all of the other times and letting out enough cream to turn any one of her friends into Rarity without the purple hair or talent stain. It kept her from realizing that her penis was actually large enough (Larger, more like) for her mouth to reach it easily. For fuck's sake; it was right in front of her face now, oozing her fluids all over the place! Wait! That was the answer...
Autofellatio!
The plot thickens. Or at least her dick did...
The thought caused her soaking cock to throb powerfully and bop her on the nose. She couldn't think anything of it before receiving a small precum facial that covered all of her snout. The huge thing needed her loving desperately. Twilight stuck her tongue out to sample the stuff... she had curiously tried her semen after gushing all over the bathroom walls once and actually didn't mind doing it to savor sexual tension before an afterglow wore off. There was that weird aftertaste though and it always felt like it was trying to stick to the back of her throat... She couldn't explain it... And neither can I really... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Beyond that, she could bear the aftertaste, for the added pleasures from the intimate submission to her dick's will made it burst another pre-facial. Twilight's heart sunk at the amazing sight as it made her heart pound harder. She wrapped her forehooves around the upper half of her shaft and pulled it back. Twilight stuck her tongue out, closed her eyes, and opened her mouth wide as it neared her muzzle again...
Bliss.
Her tongue hanging out was meant to ease the slide in of her purple beast, but it did little to keep it from scraping against her teeth and instantly obstructing all entry into her mouth. She retracted her tongue, for it felt more like she was biting on its bottom since her massive cock crushed it against the teeth. With all of the salivated muscle back in her mouth; Twilight played it smart and eased some of the stallion part out of her face. The slick feel of saliva on it forced her to slow it down so she wouldn't climax too quickly. She could relax her jaw again, and as reward for great ideas, Twilight gave her precum-coated tip a long, healthy lick.
The sensations made her pupil's dilate as fluids poured out in excess... She gushed a small bit of pre again, except now it was doing that every time she throbbed! She'd smile at her genius if there wasn't a penis taking up all the space in her maw. Twilight backed her upper body up a little bit more to get more of her large erection out. She slid out until it was just the throbbing tip... It didn't throb this time, no the whole member twitched as she felt that rush come close to pushing her over.
Twilight set her hooves behind her back and onto the floor for support. She stopped her actions to keep herself from cumming. A trickle of the whiter stuff slowly pooled onto her tongue as she forced herself not to give in. The pony eventually felt the near-miss freight train of hyper-sensitivity die down... for now. Unfortunately, this practice also took your progress of achieving orgasm back a few minutes... Varying by participant of course. That was just something she noticed when attempting denial.
Looking down, Twilight noticed her pussy had no problem releasing its nectar all over the ground and her tail. She kept licking at the hardness sealing her mouth while scooping some of the stuff up. Twilight rubbed the now drenched hoof all over her huge cock and continued the action to put in extra pleasure now that it was lubed. Her left hoof would keep her from falling over.
It wasn't enough though... She needed to do more than lick and rub. Her heart skipped a beat when something else clicked with her. She could attempt urethral... Twilight tried to straighten her tongue and give quick laps to the hole that kept freely releasing pre again. Slowly... gently... she pushed her tongue against the-
It sank right down into the beginning of the lengthy tube and engulfed her tongue as Twilight pushed her head down to get more of it in and feel more immense pleasure. She blushed deeply when she felt that three quarters of her tongue was inside of her own penis and noted how easily it had gone in. Maybe she really didn't understand just how big it was? Gleefully, she moaned, the vibrations running down her massive member while she moved her tongue around in there. She kept rubbing with her right hoof too. It was heavenly, she had already forgotten about the toy she bought because of what such an amazing experience giving yourself fellatio was.
Twitch.
She knew that feel and pulled her tongue out of her tube quickly. It brought one last jolt of pleasure, but failed to send her over. Twilight still had control... sort of. In all reality, she couldn't take the nerve-racking teases anymore. Twilight frantically suckled on the tip of her cock while sticking her tongue out and under the bottom of her dick. It twitched again, this time putting forth a splash of pre and coating the entire inside of her mouth. The pony rubbed her painfully hard erection with her right hoof even more violently than she already was. She also started (what looked like) passionately making out with her cock head. Twilight's blush turned her cheeks a deep purple as that familiar sense balled up in her mind and washed down to her groin. She felt an immense tension work its way up her massive hard on and expel a copious amount of pre very quickly which grouped in her mouth to half capacity. Twilight quickly swallowed, as she knew what was to come. Huh... I'll leave that one alone.
She twitched one last time. And then it happened.
Twilight unleashed a flash flood of semen into her mouth. Not expecting the velocity or radically copious amount, her eyes shot wide open as she realized that her mouth had filled to capacity and beyond in only one throb. It spilled a bit over her muzzle and painted the bottom of it white. She could only mutter a squeak before another burst soared right up her massive member and forced the contents of the previous gush right out of her mouth. Twilight spat out her huge horsecock with a flop but it still rested in her right hoof. The insane rush of hyper-sensitivity caused her to spurt again with an intense throb. The third rope of unexpectedly thick semen shot straight up and splashed against the ceiling. It didn't get much a chance to drip back down on her before the unending pleasure made Twilight succumb to her impossible orgasm and blast a much larger fourth wad.
The part of that wads that didn't go right up did distribute themselves all over their owner's body. Twilight was starting to coat herself in her own jizz and was loving every second of it as she screamed in ecstasy. Another wave rocked her thoughtless mind as she fired a fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth shot; still showing no sign of stopping. Each jet spray of cum looked like it was getting even thicker and blasting out with even more force than the first few shots as the creamy ropes made bigger and bigger messes on the ceiling and, fuck, all over the room for that matter.
Spike quickly skittered up the staircase hoping that Twilight was alright. She had continuously screamed for forty seconds, which allowed him to turn off the oven and take all the food off first. He even recovered his forgotten chef's hat! Such a thoughtful dragon ♥. He cracked the door open, "Twiligh-!... Oh..." he cringed when understanding that those were screams of joy... Sexy, sexy joy... That was still going apparently.
The purple mare's eyes fluttered as her steel hard pole jutted forth another hose of cum. This was her thirty-eighth release of bliss and she felt like it was nowhere near coming to an end soon... She gasped suddenly and shivered to turn as the orgasm still corrupted her thought process, "S-Spike!?" The initial realization that Twilight had company worried her, but her loins failed to care as they kept her body electrified with stimulus. It fogged her badly enough that she had to fight to stay in reality and continue acknowledging his presents.
"I... came to see if you were alright since you were screaming, but I think I got it now," he groaned, wishing he hadn't walked in on this. Twilight was like a mother to him... A now... incredibly hot... hermaphrodite mother with a giant cock that spasmed wave after wave after wave of semen. He blushed as she wiggled on the floor uncontrollably in her huge puddle of ejaculate.
"W-wait!" she struggled to reach out a hoof while a couple of lengthy spurts let themselves go all over her work desk, completely coating it white. The wads were definitely growing larger each time she throbbed. "I can't s- Ah! St-op!" Twilight panicked as her face scrunched in pleasure. Spike's mouth hung agape as he stared around the room and noticed how much of a mess she made. She got it everywhere: the bed frame was plastered white, her bedspread remained soaked, the rug was bathing in it practically as well as sponging up her pussy juice, giant streaks of it covered the entirety of some book shelves while slowly dripping down to the floor, and the ceiling... He swore somepony just launched buckets of white paint up there.
It was unreal, and it kept piling up as she continued blasting off a huge white fountain of it every time she throbbed. "S-Spike, pleeea-ease h-help!" Twilight whined, each pause in speech forming as a result of her spurting harder and splashing more up against ceiling. She used all of her will power to angle her cock the other way while trying to face Spike.
Spike looked down and scratched his head while she winced and her hard on whipped to her left unintentionally. "What do you want me to do exactly? I don't think I-" his eyes forced themselves shut and he fiddled in place when feeling a bucket sized splash of very thick and pleasantly warm cum completely drench his front. He rubbed his eyes and opened them after stepping to the right to see that Twilight kept unleashing cum geysers at the place he stood only a moment ago. He removed the apron and hat, both of which gained incredible weight to them from soaking up most of that ridiculous body shot, then set them aside... They had been through enough for one day...
Twilight blushed when realizing she just gave her closest assistant nothing short of a bukkake, "O-oh my, I'm s-so sorry, Spike! It just-" she gasped loudly at the site. Apparently Spike was more interested in the situation than he let on, for his hemipenes stood out proudly while he blushed... Of course, the blush was covered by cum, for Twilight just coated him in-... Yeah, you get it, lots of jizz. Anyways, Twilight's pupils dilated at the site of the small dragon being turned on by this. She actually stopped spurting liters for a moment to succumb to a rush going through her loins again.
"Twilight?" Spike cocked his head as Twilight fidgeted on the floor with a maniacal grin on her face. He wiped some of the thick spooge off of himself while taking caution not to slip to get by her. Twilight jittered a bit and sat up to turn to Spike while grasping her endowment. As it would turn out, the only reason it stopped coating her walls with semen was because her mind built up another orgasm for her. Eyes wide with desire, her horn glowed and engulfed the dragon with her purple aurora while her cock surged with ecstasy. "W-what the-!" he felt himself being lifted over the purple giant as it erupted and drenched all of his lower bits with one blast, "Wait! Twilight, you'll break me if you-!" Spike stopped with his quick assumption that she was going to shove that huge rod up his scaly butt when she set him down behind the exploding beast and in front of her gushing wet cunt.
"Like Nike always said, Spike! 'Just do me!' I c-can't take it anymore!" Twilight shouted as her cock jutted forth gallons of cum yet again. She had no clue where all of it had come from; this was more than at least twenty five times what she unloaded after than dream she had! The pony wasn't sure if this counted as two orgasm's worth either, because the first one didn't seem like it was ever going to stop, and it only did because it had to make way for the second one. How she figured having her brother/son-like assistant fuck her was going to make her cease an impossible orgasm, she didn't know. But it would probably feel pretty damn good to have something pound her female parts while she gushed insane amounts of spooge everywhere.
Spike's cocks (hemipenes, remember?) throbbed at such words, but he grimaced, "A-are you sure about that, Twilight?"
"YES!" she yelled while her magic grabbed Spike and lunged him forward into her lower body. His dicks didn't penetrate her, but he was crushed up and rubbing hard against them and her massive erection. It angled down to lay on Spike's face as she pushed it there. He blushed an even darker red when actually feeling the cum streams go up and out of her penis. The sheer amount made her tube expand greatly to accommodate each new spurt and shrink back down afterwards, only to widen again when the next wad of ejaculate worked its way through.
Arousal stormed over Spike's thoughts and made him pull his hips back to line his two dicks up with Twilight's cunny. Since she was a grown pony and he was only small dragon, surely she wouldn't have trouble taking both at a time there. Her vaginal nectar splashed out over his already cum-covered cocks which drove him wild with desire. Instinct forced him to line up and instinct forced him to thrust forwards. Spike gasped as her velvety walls tightened down on him right away, for Twilight's persisting orgasm made her clench powerfully each time she gushed another long, goopey rope of baby batter. With a moan, he pulled back to get ready and thrust again... and again.
Soon they, well Spike did since Twilight couldn't really bring herself to move at all, found a rhythm that suited his erections as they throbbed with need. Twilight didn't speak at this point; she just laid there with an open mouth smile and her eyes rolled into the back of her skull. The feeling of her orgasm drove over the course of eight minutes now, and just wouldn't let up. The entire floor had at least an inch of ejaculate over it and it started pouring down the stairway a while ago. Spike kept his face buried into her thick member just to feel the pulse go through it when she burst again. It turned him on so much before that he figured he should keep doing it.
Twilight croaked, barely conscious, "Spiiike..."
"Y-yeah?" he asked, starting to feel that pleasant sensation well up in his groin.
"Can... Ah, c-can you please stroke m-me?"
He smiled, "I can do better than that!" Twilight gasped and launched a particularly larger blast of cum at her ceiling when Spike actually hugged her enormous dick. His draco tongue slithered out and wrapped twice around the upper part of her shaft. With his arms enveloped around her purple cock, he used it at leverage to continue fucking her. The dragon was effectively giving her oral and vaginal while stroking her horsecock at the same time!
Twilight tensed up on the ground as her assistant's actions turned her into melting putty... Putty that shot a continuous load from its over sized prick for nine minutes straight. Spike actually noticed that the surges through her tube no longer rose and fell, they simply rose once more and hardened. He looked up to see that her throbs didn't decide how much cum expelled from her raging hard on anymore, it simply erupted out like a fire hose. It created a down pour of semen and rained on the two as Spike stared up in awe.
He barely noticed that the rush of orgasm tore through his little body to get down to his loins. With a quick gasp and retraction of the tongue; Spike unloaded into Twilight, his cocks throbbing extra hard from what he just witnessed. He grit his teeth in pure bliss as he kept thrusting into her while his cum filled her. Her cum though... It glazed the two with an extra thick layer as it showered down on them. It piled up quickly and drenched the pony's back and up to Spike's hips. After Spike spurted a good eight or nine times, it overflowed a bit, and the sensation left him to bask in the afterglow.
Spike sat back in the pool of fresh cum, his cocks flopped out out along with a few dribbles of his orgasm, only to remember what else was happening. It took another enormous splash of goop to the face to remind him though. As he sat up, he noticed that Twilight's massive dick was, indeed, still trying to cum enough to make a waterfall. Her tongue lolled out as she just lay down again with her eyes fluttering.
He chuckled and got up to stroke her stiff pole while ejaculate kept pumping out in a giant stream. She went on for another twenty seconds before it actually died down from a heavy fire-hydrant like blast to throbbing powerful spurts of liters... Another ten seconds of soft stroking had her settled to cumming like a race horse for about sixteen healthy gushes. The seven last shots that made up about triple what Spike pulled inside her still leaking pussy.
Twilight's cock was still as stiff as a boulder, but semen only oozed out in small strands as it passively throbbed. It wasn't a continuing orgasm that made her throb; it just helped comfort her during her afterglow. She panted loudly, "Th-thank you, Spike..." The stacked up ejaculate around them settled down to meet with its other sticky brethren.
"You're... welcome, I guess?" He said, not entirely sure about what just occurred. What if Twilight regretted this action in the near future and scolded him for not overcoming his primal urges? He grimaced at the thought of punishment before coming to a question to take his mind off of it. He looked around the room again.
Just... White. All of it. There was white. Some white over-lapped other white. Some white piled up more than other white. White ran down the staircase like molasses. White coated every square inch of the walls and ceiling. It drooped down in lengthy strands as gravity took over. "Twilight? Where did all this come from? How did you ever manage to-?" He was cut off when Twilight pulled him over using her magic and locked lips with him. Stunned at first, he blushed feverishly, but soon gave in as the lust took over once more.
They explored each other's mouths for around a minute before separating. Twilight only muttered in a sultry voice, "I don't care... It was the greatest thing ever..."
Spike smiled again before something puffed his chest out and caused him to belch. He coughed up a letter and read, "It's from Celestia." Before handing it over to-. Twilight came instantly from hearing that. A drawn out moan and four ropes of goo erupted out of her aching hard on. Spike chuckled as Twilight woozily came to her senses. She gripped it with her telekinesis.
-Dear Faithful student
That's what happens when you even think of sending me spam messages using Spike! You thought you would get away with wasting MY time? Well, I wasted yours, young lady. Not only did you experience a ten minute orgasm; now you have to spend the rest of your day cleaning it up! Did I mention I learned a spell that allows me to give ponies ten minute orgasms? because that's kind of important... Anyways:
Bwahahahaha!
-Dr. Robotnik Princess Celestia
PS: Pinkie told me that you were going to send it, that's how I knew... Skank.
PPS: She agreed not to tell anyone about your secret and stop using her 'new phrase' if you let her join your next session. Though I think that everypony will know by the time you're done reading this.
Evil Evil Evil!
"Oh... Celestia did that to me," Twilight shrugged.
"The cock too?" Spike asked quizzically.
"Uh, no. I was born this way," she sheepishly grinned while getting to her hooves. That was the most descriptive way of explaining how she had a cock ever. Her erection went down finally and retracted back to her dark purple sheath. "She also said that Pinkie knew about our session and wanted to join our next one."
Spike gasped with glee, "There'll be a next one?"
"You know it, number one assistant," she cooed before they embraced again. The sticky stuff matted all over their bodies and 'schlurped' loudly when they met. Twilight giggled, "Maybe a shower is in order."
"Right," said Spike while getting up and walking to the stairs, cum sloshing beneath him as he navigated. He called out from about the second step down though, "Uh... I think you turned the first floor into a swimming pool Twilight."
"Twilight cringed at his analogy, "How deep a swimming pool?"
"Deep-end, deep..." he sighed.
Then she suddenly remembered, "Wait, why the hell was I writing a letter to Celestia? I was supposed to go to bed when I got home!"
...
Because I'm the narrator, so fuck you... You dumbass freaky tourist...
UHKEY BUYY!
Author's Note
*Urethral penetration is very painful, I wouldn't recommend it unless you get off to self harm.
Hopefully any people with the fetishes demonstrated in this fic are able to find it (And look past the bad comedy).
-Have a nice day now