US navy gets teleported to Equestria

“Ponies, Why in hell does it have to be ponies” said Herman Barnett

Herman Barnett was a Petty Officer First Class inchange of the computer systems and radar on board of the Eldridge.

“First we have a stinken Admiral with his “Cargo” and then we get teleported to an alien land inhabited by ponies.”

“Gail, how do you have sex with a pony?”

Gail Becker, a Petty Officer Second Class, whose under Herman in the military command chain was caught off guard with this question.

Herman started cracking up

“You know, cherry you're a killer with the faces”

Gail shrugged this off and left Herman’s bunk.

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Rebecca Wright, the EldridgeXO went down to P.A system room to do morning announcements.

“Boy, I never signed up for this” she said to herself

Walking towards the room she saw various members saluting her as she walks by.

“Good thing they don't lose SOP but I can be 100% sure the officers would be on their asses if they broke just one tiny rule”

A few minutes of her walking around the huge ship, she arrived at the P.A system, Why they built it so far away from where the XO sleeps is beyond her. She grabbed her clipboard out of her bag and picked up the microphone and turned it on.

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John was at the bridge, hearing the sound that the XO is coming on the P.A system.

“Oh boy, I wonder what she would say? It’s not like you could say, Everyone, Were are on a alien planet with the main species being ponies. It’s not like the  whole ship does not know already, that we are on a alien planet with ponies.”

John went right back to waiting, for the ponies to arrive

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Captain Daniel Hall already hated this cruise, First with the Admiral and that “shipment” he was sent to protect and then that Admiral outranked him meaning that he has to follow his every wish and command, essentially saying that he has full operational control of this military ship. As well   that THEY WERE IN A FREAKING ALIEN PLANET. Of course Daniel did not have this outburst out loud but he really hated this cruise and would if they ever got home apply for a desk job.

“Maybe NCIS” He muttered to himself

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Commander Albert Murphy, the highest ranking officer on the USS Florida stood on his Ohio class submarine in the middle of the Atlantic when it lurched to the right.

“XO, Status report.” Commander Murphy said knowing that submarines don't just lurched, and that something must of caused it.

Andrew Harmon, the XO onboard the USS Florida looked around a shouted orders.

“Radar check!”

“Dive Check!”

Pat Drake, the radar officer looked at the screen and did a system check.

“No bogies, But I can confirm the storm is gone.”

Lucy Lowe, The dive officer onboard reported after checking her system many different times.

“We have gone up 30 feet from before.”

Commander Albert thought long and hard what he was going to do next

“Bring us up to periscope depth” he said

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