Deidara's and Sasori's Adventures in Equestria!

Deidara felt a nice warm wind brush up around him, he heard the voices of two girls having a conversation.

"Are they okay, nurse Red Heart?"

"Yes, they did have some pretty serious wounds that were easily taken care of. But there is something that has been bugging me and some of the doctors and nurses......"

"W-What is it?"

"The pegasus with the long yellow hair......h-...he...has mouths on his front hooves and one on his chest...."

"What?! How is that possible?!"

"I-...I don't know! Where did you find these ponies?"

"I found them just outside the Everfree Forest! When they wake up I'll ask them where they are from."

He then heard a door close and thought to himself, "'Nurse Red Heart'? 'Pegasus'? 'hooves'? 'Everfree Forest'? Where the hell am I?!"

He opened his eyes and found himself staring at a green roof. He slowly sat up, he put his hand on his head, "Oh my head! What a blazing headache, hmmm...."

Something felt off, he looked down at his han-; his eyes widened, he nearly screamed when he saw that his hands were now hooves, like the ones found on...horses. He then looked to his side and saw that he had a wing, when looked to his other side he saw another wing.

"W-What the hell?! T-This has to be some sort of Genjutsu! " he said with fear in his voice, "T-That bastard Kakashi of the Sharingan eye must have done it! Hmm!"

Deidara then heard groaning, he looked across the room and saw pink horse with a horn on its head and a blood red mane, asleep on a bed. It then emerged from the bed.

"Deidara, you better have a damn good reason for waking me up!", the horse looked at him, it eyes widened.

"S-...Sasori?"

"D-...Deidara?!"

Sasori looked down at his han- hooves. His eyes widened, "Deidara...What the hell did you do?!"

"I didn't do anything! Kakashi must have put us in some kind of sick genjutsu!" Deidara said, defending himself.

"Yeah, that must be the case!.... But how do we get out of it, if...we can't do hand-signs to perform ninjutsu?" Sasori sighed.

"I don't know! Use your horn or something?!"

"My...horn?..."

Deidara pointed at Sasori's head. Sasori looked up and saw the horn, he touched it. It was sensitive, "I can feel a large amount of my chakra in it-....."

Deidara saw Sasori's eyes go wide, "Sasori, are you okay, hmm?"

"I-...can feel, I have an actual body,.....I-...I no longer have my puppet body...."

"Wait, then that means that you're truly..."

"Alive!"

Deidara and Sasori stared at each other for a moment but then the sound of a door opening and hoofs taping the wooden floor caused their ears to twitch. Standing in the door way was purple horse, she had an indigo mane and tail with purple and pink stripes going though them. On her...butt,...errr...flank,...she had a symbol which was a pink, six pointed star with sparkles around it. She smiled at them, "I'm glad to see the two of you are awake, you had me worried!"

"Why would be worried about us?! W-We don't even know you! Hmm." Deidara exclaimed.

"Yeah! Just where are we?" Sasori asked.

Twilight looked at the two colts, something was certainly wrong here…

"You're in the Ponyvill Hospital, and why wouldn't I be worried about two colts I found nearly dead, outside the Everfree Forest?!" She exclaimed.

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"Thanks I guess...." the pegasus said in a blunt tone.

"Yes, thanks, um Miss......" the unicorn colt hesitated.

"Twilight Sparkle."

The two colts glanced at each other, the pegasus let out a slight snicker.

"Thanks for your kindness Miss Sparkle. My name is Sasori, and this is my friend Deidara. May I ask, who is the Kage of this land?" the unicorn colt gave a nervous smile.

"Day Dare-Ah and Sad Story? What strange names." Twilight's ear twitched, "Whats a 'Kage'?"

Day Dare-Ah and Sad Story stared at her in confusion.

"Its basically a ruler of the land or an overseer, if anything bad were to happen they'd be the one to call the shots, or jump in for the defense." Day Dare-Ah explained.

"Oh, well Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are the rulers of Equestria."

"Equestria?" Sad Story mumbled, giving a worried look at Day Dare-Ah, who was giving the same look at him.

Sad Story looked at Twilight nervously, "W-Well where are my scrolls and bags?"

"And my bags and our cloaks?" Day Dare-Ah finished.

"Your cloaks were torn up, so I'm having my friend Rarity fix them up for you. And your bags and scrolls are at my library. And if I may ask, where are the two of your from?" Twilight smiled but when she finished her sentence she gave them a blunt look.

"I'm from Iwagakure, its also known as 'The Hidden Stone Village'" Day Dare-Ah sighed.

"I'm from Sunagakure, its also known as 'The Hidden Sand Village'" Sad Story said with little emotion.

"I've never heard of such places!" Twilight exclaimed.

Day Dare-Ah seemed to have mumbled something that she couldn't hear but Sad Story was able to hear it and glared at Dare-Ah with fear and anger.

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"Sasori, I don't think we're on our planet any more....." Deidara mumbled, causing Sasori to glare at him.