"Who are you people and where do you come from?" questioned the stranger.

"No, our question is, who are you and what are you!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash as she gets into her defensive position.

"You can cut the act. We know you're just humans in costumes. Also, our identities are secret for intruders like you." replied the stranger.

"But you have an ID tag on your machine. It says the owner of the machine is John. Are you the owner of this machine?" asked Twilight.

"What a terrible way to protect your identity to intruders if you need an ID tag to know if I own this machine." replied John.

"So you're called humans? But I see no organic matter on you what so ever." said Twilight.

"We are inside of these machines, Also what do you mean "you are humans," if you're not human, then what are you?" asked John.

"Maybe, just maybe, you might call me crazy, but I think they are aliens!" said the other person in his machine.

"No, they are not aliens. Oh yes, here is my partner, Clarence. He's crazy, so don't listen to whatever he says." said John as he introduces his friend.

"Hi aliens!" he excitedly spoke to the ponies. They reply back by waving their hoofs at him.

"I just told you, they are not aliens!" he replied harshly at him.

Twilight steps up to the person and introduces herself and her friends. "Actually, we are aliens for you humans. I'm Twilight Sparkle, and these are my friends Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie, and my assistant Spike. We live in Ponyville, Equestria on the planet, Equinus"

"Do you really think I'm going to fall for that?" replied John.

"They are aliens! No human can fit inside a costume that small and still look like it's alive! Also, if it is a costume, where's the zipper?" said Clarence.

"Maybe they are midgets, and they are expert costume makers." he replied back.

"...really? I might be crazy, but NO one is going to think of that!"

"Well there's always a chance that can happen."

"You're not going to believe in that in any way are you?"

"Pretty much, yeah."

Clarence tries to find a way that can prove that the ponies are truly aliens. He looks at Rainbow Dash and gets an idea.

"I know!" he said. "You blue pony! Try to fly, us humans cannot fly without machines, but you seem to fly by nature."

"Yeah right. like she's goin-" John said before Rainbow started to flap her wings and started to hover in the air. This astonishes him immediately. Rattling is heard in the machine he is in.

"How do you do that! That's impossible!" he yelled.

"Now do you believe we are aliens?" asked Twilight.

"I can't believe I have to say this, but yes. I do believe you came from another world."

"Good, now can you take us to your leader? Hehe, I always wanted to say that. I've been reading too many sci-fi books lately." said Twilight.

"Very cliche of you Twilight, very cliche." said Rainbow Dash.

"Yes, we will but I have to give you warnings and orders so you don't break our laws." said John.

"Ugh, why do we have to say this to whoever invades our land? It's not like they'll follow our rules anyway." Clarence replied.

"You kind of have a point, plus it's not like they are a big threat or anything. They have no hands, thus unable to carry weapons. Until further notice, they shall be considered as prisoners."

"Why are considered prisoners when we have done nothing wrong?" questions Rarity.

"Trespassing onto our land, and evading police, as I assume that bright purple light was you guys showing up. And not to mention disturbing the peace with that light!" Clarence explains.

"How come we can't be considered tourists? I mean, yea we kind of evaded law enforcement, but can we just put that aside and just say we are visiting your country or something?" asked Twilight.

"Well, we can as long one of you have some sort of identification and we could consider you as alien tourists, or just tourists, but what do they call extraterrestrial tourists then?"

"Interesting question, also here's my library card. I always carry it with me just in case." said Twilight.

She then pulls out a library card with her profile on it, shows it to him, which he confirms it as a actual card and now assigns them to be "foreign tourists" and now starts escorting them along with Clarence to the base of which they work at. John looks at them carefully to see if they won't do anything funny, such as escaping. With those hooves and wings, they could get away pretty easily if they ran off the roads. He then notices something odd, they don't seem to be wearing any kind of clothing whatsoever.

"Why aren't they wearing any clothes? I mean, aren't they kind of self-conscious about someone looking at their nether regions?" He mumbled to himself. The idea of being perfectly fine not wearing clothing is bizarre for him, but then again, these are aliens he's talking about.

"Maybe they like being naked." said a very familiar voice.

"Wait a second, who is that, and how did you hear me!" John replied.

"It's me Clarence, your walkie-talkie is still on. I can hear you fine, and apparently you are have perverted thoughts right now." said Clarence through the speaker.

"I am not having perverted thoughts! I just questioning why don't they have clothes. That is all!"

"Because they are nudists, as they have fur as their 'natural clothing' unlike us bald apes."

"Sure lets go with that, genius answer. We will ask the president whether we can obtain any kind of information we can get about them."

"Maybe he already knows, he might be viewing what the camera is seeing right now, which doesn't surprise me at all. This is some crazy stuff man, the footage is so worth viewing it live right in front of his computer screen!"

"What if he doesn't know about these... ponies?"

"Then we will tell him when we get to our little fort, the people there will flip the fudge out!"

"Yes, we will tell him then." John looks back at the ponies as they get closer to the fort. He does question whether the people would flip, but the answer will be revealed once they enter the base.

Author's Note

Man this took a while. Extreme case of writer's block, and a combination of many other things. Just expect to be more chapters sooner or later in the future!