Pwned

by Lucien Chance

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character
Length: 4279

Luna treats Chaotic to a relaxing evening in her chambers.

Luna has been playing video games ever since she was released from the moon. Some ponies even have the audacity to label her "Gamer Luna." It's all very exciting to her, so she shares that excitement with her friends. Friends like Chaotic Note, Head Scribe of Equestria's Night Court. Following a won game of Equestrian Fortress 2, she invites Chaotic to spend a night with her, alone...

Warning: Clop. Cloppy clop. Cloppy clop so cloppy you couldn't help but just clop to it. And LunaXOC, so if you don't like that, read it anyway.

Written as a gift to Chaotic Note.

Published 2013-10-22 10:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-22 10:00:01 UTC

Filthy Casuls

Princess Luna enjoys video games. It's a simple statement, both in its phrasing and its truthfulness. She enjoyed playing video games ever since she was dragged into the market district of Canterlot by Princess Celestia. After a visit to Game&Hoof Warehouse, Luna gained one thing (well, more than one thing) and regained something else. That something else was Chaotic Note.

The two of them had met before, and it was a happy reconciliation in the aisles of the Warehouse. Chaotic had set Luna up with her first XBUCK-360, custom painted, and showed her a great number of games that she would quickly grow to love. It was only natural that the two would develop and even stronger friendship after playing many, many multiplayer games together.  Multiplayer games like Haylo, Minecraft, Equestrian Fortress 2, and Prop Hunt. The two made a fantastic team, and their relationship was all the better due to his proximity to Canterlot Castle.

So, on one day, a day much like any other, the two were inside their respective homes playing video games together. What were they playing, you ask? One of the greatest, if not the greatest F2P on the internet, Equestrian Fortress 2.

"THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE!" an annoyed voice screeched over the megaphones throughout the map.

Chaotic and Luna were playing a Capture the Flag game on a less-played map called Sawmill. They were on the RED team and, as the mare on the megaphone suggested, the BLU team had taken their intelligence.

"Luna? Where are you?" asked Chaotic over the game's chat. He was playing the Spy, rushing across the map while disguised as a Scout on the opposite team to try to stall, or kill, whoever stole their intelligence.

"I just came out of the spawn, I'm going to try to get over the rooftops to get a clear shot. Where are you?" Luna replied. She was playing the sniper class, her Custom Machina sitting comfortably on her back. After a few more jumps she was in position above the highest building on the map, the main Sawmill.

"I'm in position, where's our intel?" Luna murmured over the chat as she scanned the map through her sniper's scope. She noticed an enemy Pyro emerging from its spawn and put a bullet in its head without hesitation. "Come on, where are you?" Luna continued to scan the land before her.

Just then, she noticed a commotion coming from a hole in the side wall of the building in front of her. She peered down the scope to get a closer look, and a flash of blue darted across her line of sight. The enemy that had RED's intelligence was running around the interior of the building.

"Chaotic, can you sneak in there and try to draw him out? I can't get a clear shot from here," Luna spoke into her microphone.

"Sure thing, I'll go in the other side," he responded immediately.

Luna noticed a cloaked RED spy walk briskly around the building, searching for the other staircase that led into the base. Moments after he disappeared from her sight, she heard several surprised yells from down below, accompanied by the kill-feed in the upper right lighting up.

"THE ENEMY HAS DROPPED OUR INTELLIGENCE!"

"THE ENEMY HAS PICKED UP OUR INTELLIGENCE!"

After a brief lull, Luna noticed a BLU Engineer run out the hole in the wall she was watching, RED's intel on his back. Despite her surprise at the turn of events, she took the shot. The bullet planted itself in the head of the Engineer, killing him instantly.

"Nice shot!" Chaotic cheered in the background.

"Thanks," Luna said automatically, her focus elsewhere. One side of her brain was still scanning for enemies that might try to take the briefcase while it counted down its reset timer, the other was thinking about what Chaotic just did. "He pulled off three backstabs in a row, in the heart of BLU territory." She chuckled softly. Nopony else could do what that colt did on Equestrian Fortress 2.

After a couple tense seconds, the briefcase returned to RED's base, and Luna moved to another vantage point. "Alright, the score's still 2-2, us. Let's finish them off," she said to the entire team through the game's chat. Her announcement was followed by hollers and whoops of excitement.

Luna and Chaotic spent rest of that game supporting their team by eliminating enemies with large amounts of health. Heavies and their Medics would collapse due to a knife in the back or a bullet through the brain. Luna covered Chaotic's daring escapes more than once after he would dart in and assassinate a high-profile target.

At long last, a Scout on their team managed to nab BLU's intelligence and run it out of their base successfully. Luna dropped anypony trying to rush into the center of the map while Chaotic kept the rest rounded up in their spawn. Once the Scout had gotten far enough through the map, Luna jumped down from the roof and met up with Chaotic as he was running for more health.

"I knew you wouldn't fail me, now get back to base," the Announcer said.

All of RED's weapons suddenly became Übercharged. The BLU team each held up their hands in defeat, letting their weapons fall to the ground. The doors to the BLU spawn flew up, allowing Luna and Chaotic to storm in, sniper blazing and knife flashing. In a matter of seconds, the two killed the entire BLU team.

"Nice shootin' Luna!" Chaotic exclaimed.

"Hey, I wouldn't have gotten half those shots if it wasn't because you were terrorizing the other team!" Luna said back humbly.

The round was announced as over, and all-chat kicked in. A chorus of "good-game's" greeted Luna's ears. The BLU team was respectful in defeat, or that's was she thought until one angry pony began talking on the mic.

"That's complete shit! Nopony can snipe that well! I'm calling hacks on you, Night Lightning!" the pony, General Confusion, yelled over the chat.

The lobby went silent. On a game where hacking was virtually nonexistent, an accusation of that sort was taken extremely seriously. The pony had a point though. Luna had more than doubled her kill count during the time she was perched on that rooftop. She could understand why somepony would accuse her of hacking.

But, just before she could give a seething retort, Chaotic jumped in. "She's not hacking you idiot! Ponies are allowed to be a good shot in this game! I bet you couldn't hit half the shots she made, even with hacks!"

A slight "Ooohh . . ." echoed over the game's chat.

"Oh yeah? You wanna fight about it?" General Confusion answered menacingly.

"Sure I will, as long as you admit that she wasn't hacking once I kick your flank!" Chaotic growled back over the mic.

"Alright, but if I win, I want all your items," Confusion responded with finality.

"Done! I've got a Dueling Minigame with your name on it!"

"I still can't believe how badly you whooped his tail, Chaotic," Luna said again. The colt had won the fight nearly flawlessly. The two made an arrangement to meet up in Pony Joe's Doughnut Shop as soon as the game had ended.

Chaotic was sipping a drink while relaxing in his chair. "It wasn't that big of a deal," he replied casually, even though his heart was beating furiously. He always enjoyed meeting up with Luna, but it was never after something like that. He still wondered what came over him back in the game. Usually, he played calmly and didn't let any player get to his head. Acts of aggression like that weren't common for him, but he knew what fueled his actions that game, and she was sitting directly across from him.

"Not that big of a deal? You won by at least 40 kills! I've never seen anything like it! Not to mention that the duel gave you your Silver Dueling Badge!" Luna exclaimed. In her mind, though, she was still trying to analyze why Chaotic acted the way he did. In all the hours that the two had logged in any video game, she had never seen him behave so belligerently. "Could he . . . have feelings for me?" she questioned silently, a slight blush rising to her face as she considered the notion.

"Well, he deserved it." Chaotic could see the slightly visible redness on Luna's cheeks, but he dismissed it as being an effect of being so worked up.

"Well, he is a pretty handsome colt . . ." Luna's brain mused while she observed Chaotic sipping his drink. After a few moments of staring, Chaotic began to take notice of her stare.

"What? Do I have something on my face?" he asked, oblivious to the reason behind her look.

"Mmh? Oh, no, you don't," Luna said, snapping back to reality. "I should invite him over tonight. Celebrate his achievement a little bit. He strikes me as the kind of stallion that would like a nice glass of hard cider."

"Hey, Chaotic?" Luna asked suddenly.

"Hmm?" his ears perked up as his straw fell out of his mouth.

"Would you like to . . . maybe come over to the castle later tonight? To celebrate your victory?" Luna asked, her blush returning in full force.

"Oh . . . uh, sure!" The question caught him off-guard as he stammered for a moment before regaining his composure. "I-I mean, I would lov-like to come over to the palace tonight. To celebrate," he added.

"Great, we'll have such a nice evening!" Luna exclaimed, clopping her hooves together in excitement. "I'll see you outside my chambers at 7:00, okay?" she asked, standing up.

"Uh, sure. I'll be there," Chaotic said, slightly unsure of where the night would be headed. He rose as well. "I guess I'll see you then, Luna." He turned to walk off.

"Oh, and Chaotic?" Luna called out to him quickly.

He turned around to face her. "Yeah?"

She gave him a small smile accompanied by half-lidded eyes. "Don't be late," she said in a much lower, but softer voice.

Chaotic got chills down his spine. "O-okay. Bye Luna." She turned and began to walk away.

"What was that all about? And that look . . ." Chaotic thought worriedly. "What brought all that on? I can't put my hoof on it." He thought about it on the whole walk home.

Seven arrived quickly. Chaotic spent his time taking a shower and thinking. Mostly thinking. The sudden change in Luna's behavior confused him, and he wasn't quite sure what to expect when he showed up. Nevertheless, he walked the short distance to arrive at Luna's chambers in the back of the main castle.

A quick trot down the hallways later and he found himself in front of the imposing black obsidian doors that lead to Luna's room. He gulped and slowly raised a hoof to knock. "Nothing to worry about, right? It's just Luna." His hoof connected in three solid thumps that echoed through the dimly lit hall.

The door opened quickly and he was yanked inside immediately. The door slammed shut behind him and he was left in total darkness. He had been in Luna's room before and he knew how she could control the lighting extremely well, but he had never seen it pitch black. "Luna?" he called out to the dark.

A hoof glided gently down his back, causing a shiver to run down his spine. His ears twitched as he picked up a soft thumping noise from somewhere in front of him. "Luna?" he tried again.

Suddenly, numerous candles around the room flickered to life along with the fireplace, illuminating his surroundings. The place was cleaner than before, most of the games were put away and Luna's gaming rig was set off neatly to the side. A few stray cushions sat on the ground next to an open journal with a quill and ink-pot. His mind skipped over those thoughts, however, choosing focusing on the mare that was standing in front of him.

Luna stood a few paces away, in the center of the room. Her hair wasn't in its usual ethereal form.  Instead it was a light blue color that cascaded down around her head. Her eyes were half-lidded and her face held a faint blush. She still wore her royal regalia, save for her metal slippers.

Their eyes connected for a brief moment, and then Chaotic looked away, at the cat sleeping by the fire, at the sword hanging over the mantle, at the journal open on the ground. For some reason he couldn't hold his gaze on her.

"Chaotic . . ." Luna purred gently.

He gulped. "Yes, Luna?"

"I want you to look at me. There's something important I want to tell you."

"O-okay." Slightly reluctant, he turned his eyes back on her form.

She slowly advanced upon him, her body swaying in a way that mesmerized the stallion. He felt a gently hoof graze his cheek, and then Luna began to speak. "Why did you do that today?" she asked.

"Do what?" he asked, confused.

"You stood up for me against that raging gamer earlier. That was the angriest I've ever seen you. I want you to tell me why you did that," she said, removing her hoof.

"Because he was wrong. You weren't aimbotting, and I knew that. I-I wanted to prove him wrong." The reasoning was solid enough, but Luna detected the slight waver in his voice, confirming her suspicion that he was lying.

"Now Chaotic, don't you lie to a Princess," she cooed.

"I . . . uh . . . I did it because . . ."

"Yes?"

His body heaved as he expelled a breath. "I did it because I didn't like him yelling at you like that," he finally admitted. "I knew that you would never do something like that, and it made me angry that he had the nerve to accuse you like he did."

"That was an extremely kind thing for you to do. And I know how difficult it must have been to say those words to him," Luna purred, beginning to circle around him. Her hoof reached up to his side and she dragged it along his body as she moved. "That was so kind, that I wanted to treat you to a little fun tonight, and maybe some more after that."

She got three quarters around him and leaned in to whisper to his ear, "I think you'll like it." She smiled as he visibly shuddered, then she finished her circle. "I think you'll like it, just as you like me."

"W-well, I-" he sighed. "Yes. I like you. A lot. What of it? You're a Princess and I'm a Scribe."

She leaned in close to his face. "And I don't care."

She closed the gap and sealed his lips with a kiss before he could respond. He stumbled backward, surprised at her sudden action. She gently hummed while walking him back further. Suddenly he pulled back with an unmanly yelp, leaving Luna standing in slight confusion for a moment before she looked down.

Chaotic had tripped over a stray cushion and had fallen down on another. Luna grinned at him like a predator. She took a step forward, then pounced on him, knocking the ink-pot over on the journal in the process. She twined her forelegs around his and their hips pressed snugly together. Their snouts just barely touched, and Luna's breath tickled Chaotic. A deep blush made itself known on his face while Luna's grin decreased in size slightly.

Chaotic gazed into her eyes and uncertainty was written across his face. "Luna, are you sure?"

"I am," was her short reply. Their lips connected again, softly and tenderly. They kissed gently, Luna's hooves caressing Chaotic's sides. As the moments went on, their actions became more heated, more passionate. Luna's tongue snaked out, seeking entry to Chaotic's mouth. He obliged after a moment's hesitation, opening his mouth and allowing his tongue to mingle freely with hers.

She moaned slightly, enjoying the feeling. They explored each others' mouths for as long as they could, but eventually the need for breath overrode the need for pleasure. Their lips broke contact, a thin strand of saliva illuminated by the soft light of the candles. After a few moments of heaving breaths, the two slammed back into lip-to-lip contact. Their passion rode higher than before as their tongues wrestled almost violently. Her horn lit up as she removed her regalia.

Luna began to feel something at her hips. A growing hardness, just underneath Chaotic's midsection. She broke their kiss again and lifted her head up. She rolled her hips from side to side, stimulating Chaotic. He groaned in pleasure, causing a small smile to grace her features once again. The hardness she felt earlier began to poke between her hips.

"Mmm," purred Luna, slowly moving down his body. His eyes followed her progress all the way down, until his stallionhood was exposed in front of her chest. Her eyes flicked between his member and his red-as-a-tomato face.

"W-what?" Chaotic stammered nervously.

"Hmm." She took a hoof and idly began stroking up and down his shaft, causing him to groan in pleasure. "Well, it's just that I never would have expected that a stallion with a coat as light as yours would have a dick this dark," she said casually. Her words rang true. His coat, being a light orange, contrasted greatly with his brown, almost black, cock.

"Everyone . . . ngh . . . is full of surprises," he grunted out.

Luna giggled, a noise that set Chaotic's heart aflutter. "True, true. Maybe I can surprise you tonight." Without another word she removed her hoof and replaced it with her mouth. She took just the tip first, choosing to work her way down the rigid member slowly instead of all at once. Her tongue circled around his tip rapidly, taking little tastes as she worked. She brought up her hoof and began to cradle his balls gently. Chaotic nearly moaned in pleasure, his head falling back onto the cushions they were laying on.

Luna took more into her mouth, fellating his stallionhood with passion. She took more and more into her mouth with each bob of her head, beginning to get lost in the action. He wasn't the biggest of colts, from the few that she had seen, but it was still above average. She wouldn't have too much trouble taking the entire length. With a slight increase in effort, he reached the base of his rod, the tip just barely touching her throat.

Chaotic, in the mean time, was in another world. Lost in the pleasure, most of his brain functions were shut down. A shy colt at heart, he had never had such experiences before. The feeling of Luna's hot mouth wrapped around his stallionhood, her tongue teasing the tip, was one that he would never forget. She began to suck on it slightly, taking his pleasure in another direction.

He began to get more into the act as his brain slowly rebooted. Her bobs were met with slight thrusts of his hips giving him another few centimeters into her mouth. He placed his hooves on the sides of her head, caressing her transformed mane gently. She gave her approval to the action with a moan, the vibrations directly affecting his rod.

Luna slowed greatly, then forced her head all the way down and began sucking on it before withdrawing with a loud pop. She smiled at his cherry-red face. "How did that feel?" she murmured.

"Luna, that- that was amazing!" he exclaimed softly.

"I'm glad, because now comes the fun part," she said mischievously.

Before Chaotic could wonder what she meant by that, she was already standing up and turning around, revealing her dripping marehood to his wide eyes. Her lower lips were puffy and open slightly. She began to back up, bringing it closer to his face, but he met it halfway. His head rose up and he hugged her hips, mashing his face between her legs.

Luna moaned loudly as she felt Chaotic's first few eager licks. He flattened his tongue and began dragging it up slowly, savoring her nectar. He pressed in further, going deeper into her pussy with each caress of the tongue. More juices were released by his actions, coating his mouth and starting to drip down his chin.

Luna had recovered from the feeling of Chaotic's excited tongue and backed up the rest of the way, gently pushing his head down onto the cushions. She lowered her body and fully sat on Chaotic's face. A bit of drool escaped her lips as he prodded deeper into her insides. She turned her head around to look at the colt, his entire snout buried between her legs. Then, without further hesitation, she turned back and continued her oral ministrations on his member.

Chaotic paused for a moment, losing himself in the pleasure. He craned his neck to see Luna's face as she enveloped his dick once again in her warm, wet mouth. Wanting to reciprocate adequately, he doubled his efforts on her marehood. He practically attacked the mound, tongue running over it in frenzies of passion, pushing in deeper than before. Luna moaned onto his length while she worked.

After a few short seconds, Chaotic began to feel something welling up inside him. He removed his snout from between her legs and barely managed to stammer out, "Luna . . . gonna . . . cum."

Upon hearing the words she increased her ministrations twofold, bobbing faster and teasing with her tongue more. He moaned in delight, signaling how close he was. At the last moment she slammed her head down and sucked on his member. The stallion came with a groan, releasing ropes of his hot seed directly into her mouth. She swallowed eagerly, wanting to take in every last drop. Chaotic's head fell back, plopping directly into the cushions as he slowly recovered from the mind-numbing pleasure that Luna's mouth had given him.

After a minute or so, he felt a hoof upon his pride once again, teasing it back to hardness with skill. Within moments he was warmed up and ready to go again. "I'm ready," he told the mare of the night.

"Good," she said in a heavy tone that sent a shiver down Chaotic's spine.

Luna stood up and turned around once more, facing him again. She stood over his body, looking down at him and his length dominantly. "Do you love me, Chaotic?" she asked.

"I do, Luna, with all my heart," he answered without a moment's pause.

That was all the answer she needed. Her form dropped, sinking his length directly into her soaking wet pussy and locking their lips in a passionate kiss. She bounced up and down on his dick quickly, causing feelings of pleasure to rocket throughout their bodies all the while. Their tongues tangled messily, each pony tasting themselves on the other's tongue.

Chaotic got even more into the act, meeting her strokes downward with an upward thrust of his own, slapping into the tight vagina. Her mound wrapped around his member snugly, causing her juices to coat it thoroughly. She was so wet that some began to leak out of their bond, forming a slight puddle on Chaotic's midsection. The two grunted, groaned, and moaned at the feelings unlike any other.

Suddenly, Luna felt herself being flipped. Chaotic had shown his initiative and reversed their positions quickly, not missing a beat in the process. He was on top of her, hammering into her insides, driving his length as far as he could with every thrust. Luna moaned as her tongue lolled out of her mouth, causing a bit of drool to leak onto her coat. She was lost in the pleasure as Chaotic slammed into her repeatedly. A feeling began to well up inside her, signifying that she was approaching climax.

Chaotic's grunts increased in volume, and his thrusting increased in speed, causing some of their juices to begin splattering across their bodies. "I'm . . . getting close," he grunted out. "Where do you want it?" he asked quickly.

"Don't you dare pull out!" she exclaimed after a gasp.

Just then, her pussy spasmed and clenched hard on Chaotic's stallionhood, trying to milk it for all its worth. She cried out in bliss as her orgasm washed over her. Some of her essence splattered out around his length. "I'm cumming!" Chaotic hollered before he hilted himself inside her pussy and released. Hot ropes of his gooey seed flooded her insides, causing her to moan in greater pleasure at the feeling of being filled up by a stallion.

Eventually their respective climaxes came to an end, allowing Chaotic to flop down on her form in exhaustion. His length withdrew from her insides, letting out a mess of stallion spunk and mare juices. She gently trailed a hoof across his back, comforting the spent colt with her warm touch. After a minute or so of basking in the afterglow, he raised his head to look at her. Their eyes met, snouts almost touching, a redness tinged on their faces.

They met with another kiss. One filled not with a needy passion but with genuine love. The two cared for each other, undoubtedly, and Chaotic couldn't be happier. The pair fell asleep soon after, cradling each other in their hooves.