The Visitor

by Elira

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 662

An unexpected visitor has got their teleportation co-ordinates messed up, ending up in Equestria.

A tall, thin unicorn has seemed to have got their teleportation coordinates mixed up and ended up in Ponyville, confused of where they are, questioning the princess who lives in the library, Twilight Sparkle, while at the same time, is trying to figure out where they're from.

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I have one word to describe this story; Minecraft.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-14 21:11:52 UTC

1. The Arrival

The sound of books smashing together and metal hoof wear filled the library, "Twilight.. Could you stop that awful noise..? I'm tryin' ta' sleep here.."

"Sorry Spike, but I really need to find this book!"

"But why-- Nevermind, I don't want to know." The baby dragon snorted, pulling the blanket back over his head and curling up, as the snoring continued on. "Where is it.. Where is it..?" Twilight jolted, hearing the noise of ponies' screams outside and the books fell onto the floor with a thud, "What in Equestria is going on out there?!" Twilight jumped to the door and galloped a few feet outside, looking around and seeing ponies slam their doors shut, "Could some pony PLEASE tell me what's going o-- EEEEEK!" The princess shrieked, falling back onto the floor, "Hello." The echo-like voice spoke, Twilight stared up at the creature, it was a black mare, the size between Luna and Celestia, a long, straight purple mane and tail and purple eyes with smoke gleaming out of the ends, like Sombra's but it was the same of her purple eyes, "Um.. Hello..?" She sled nervously, fear struck in her eyes and her wings swished out, "From my co-ordinates I was meant to end up in that girl's house.. What was her name..?" The creature put its hoof to it's mouth, she looked up at her horn, "Hmm, what is this?" She questioned, "Oh forget that! Tell me small horse, what is the village I am currently located in this moment?" The large unicorn questioned, lowering her head to Twilight's muzzle, it took Twilight a second to take in what she had said, "Ponyville.. May I ask who you are?" Twilight stood up, looking up at her, "Andr, what might be your's young one?" Andr, questioned. Twilight scowled at being called young, "Twilight Sparkle! And I assure miss, 'Andr', I am not young! I am an alicorn! That is a lot coming from a unicorn!" Andr did not take this lightly, letting out a mortifying hiss at Twilight and the ends of her mouth ripping, before turning back to normal, Twilight backed down, "Im sorry, that was very rude of me.." Twilight apologised, "Would you like to come in and tell me where you've come from?" She smiled, eager to know where Andr came from, the unicorn nodded, ducking her head down to get through, scanning the scenery of the so called, 'Library', "This is where I live." Smiled the alicorn. Andr nodded politely, looking around, "Tell me, why is everything.. Not-blocky?" Questioned the tall unicorn' "Im afraid I don't get what you mean, where do you come from? Could you describe it for me?" Smiled Twilight, levitating  a pen and notepad, "Well, where I come from, everything is made out or squares, nothing is made from.. Whatever these are.." The unicorn held a ball in her hoof, "That's round, a circle."

"A what now..?"

"A circle has no edges, lets just say in this world not everything is made out of blocks." Twilight explained, writing down what she had previously spoke of, "Hmm, tell me Miss Sparkle, what is the civilisation like around here? Are there any factions, fighting, death?" Questioned Andr, a more serious look cast upon her face. "Oh gosh no! I don't know why any pony would hurt anyone else!"

"Humph.. Boring.." Murmured Andr, "Back where I come from I'd have to teleport away from the humans that were swinging those damned diamond swords in my face like morons, it was so fun when they'd stare into my eyes, then watch them burn in the lava.." At this point Twilight's eyes were as small as they could get and ears pinned back, "Okay.. Your world isn't based on friendship then," She murmured, "Could you tell me excatly how many... 'Humans' live in..?"

"Minecraftia."

"Okay, how many humans live in Minecraftia?"

"12,431,301." Spoke the pony, Twilight's jaw dropped, "Then.. What are you..?"

"An Enderman."