Last Night

by ezio dementay

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie, DJ P0N-3, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3006

Pinkie Pie goes to a party and has a drink or a few. What's the worst that could happen?

Every week Pinkie Pie goes to or throws a party, and usually nothing unexpected happens.
I mean, what's the worst that could happen after a few too many drinks?

NOTE: I have never seen the film "The Hangover" so if anything in this seems similar to it then it's by complete coincidance.

Edited by DeadlyLittleBunny

Published 2012-07-06 13:34:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-06 13:34:01 UTC

Let's Party!

Vinyl Scratch was setting up her equipment for a party she had been asked to DJ for.
"Okay Zeck-O, put the turntable there and the tracks next to it. I'll get the remixes out back!" said Vinyl.When she came back, she came across a familiar face. "HI THERE VINYL!!" The bouncing pink pony squeaked.

"Yo Pinkie. Came to check up on your party I see?" Vinyl smiled.
"Well it's not my party remember, it's Rainbow Dash's party for something. I forgot." The smiling Pinkie Pie was bouncing even higher now, about two feet per bounce.

"Just remember to pay me. My last gig left me without pay." Vinyl sighed. Pinkie Pie produced a wallet, scooped out some bits and offered them to the white mare "I'll pay you now then."

"Thanks Pinkie, but I can't accept this now. It's my rule to not take payment unless I know everypony's had a good time."
"Okey dokey Vinyl. I Pinkie promise to pay you."
They shook hooves and went off to their separate things.

"Okay Zeck-O, I got the remixes. How's the turntable?" Vinyl called.
"Don't worry DJ, the tracks are ready to groove like everypony's hooves." Zeck called back, trying to rhyme.

Vinyl face hoofed."Dude, that was awful. That's your worst one this week!" She began to laugh, and Zeck started to laugh too.

"Yeah, I guess I'm a bad rhymer. But, oh well. Hey, did Pinkie Pie tell you that she was getting the food?" Zeck asked
"She usually gets the food, doesn't she?"

"Haven't you ever been to a Pinkie Pie party before?" Vinyl exclaimed, "She stacks the place with cupcakes, cupcakes and more cupcakes!"

Ditzy Doo was delivering mail to all the ponies of Ponyville. While she enjoyed the job, she wished it would be a bit different. The whole thing got boring ever once in a while, but Ditzy found comfort in the fact that she knew practically everone in Ponyville.

She had to deliver one last piece of mail before she could spend the rest of the day however she wanted to.
On the way, she came across the very pony she was looking for.

"Hey there, Pinkie!" She called as she flew over to the pink pony.

"Hi, Ditzy! What's up?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Well, I've got this parcel here that's addressed to you. I was going to ask you something, but nevermind it." She took the package out of her saddlebag and passed it to Pinkie Pie. "Here's your parcel."

Pinkie Pie tore open the wrapping on the parcel. "Nice! It's the hoodie I ordered for Rainbow Dash. So Ditzy, are you going to the party or what?"

"I have to look after Dinky remember?" The grey pegasus replied.

"How about I ask Rarity to look after her?" Pinkie Pie asked, bouncing up and down as she did.

"Well, Dinky and Sweetie Belle are friends, so I could organise a sleepover or something." said Ditzy. At that, Pinkie grinned and took Ditzy by the hoof before taking her to Rarity's.

They knocked on the door to the boutique and the prim white pony herself opened the door. "Hello Pinkie Pie and...Ditzy I believe?"

"Hi there Rarity, I just came to ask if you would do a favour for Ditzy here." exclaimed Pinkie pie.

"As long as it doesn't involve the sewing machine, then sure. What's the favour?" asked Rarity.

"Well you know how you said you didn't want to go to the party tonight?" Pinkie started. Rarity nodded.

"Well, Ditzy here wants to go but she has her kid, Dinky Doo-" Rarity cut her off. "And you were going to ask if I could look after her?" said Rarity.

"Yep. So will you? Please?" Pinkie pie stared at her with puppy dog eyes.

"Fine i will. besides Sweetie Belle and Dinky are friends after all." said Rarity.

"Thanks rarity." said ditzy, being slightly shy at the time. "when should i bring dinky doo round?" asked ditzy.

"I would say bring Dinky at about the time when the party starts. just bring her here and then you can head off with Pinkie Pie to the party." said Rarity. "that's the plan! i'll pick you up later Ditzy!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie.

back with vinyl...

"everything is set up and ready to go!" said zeck-0.

"okay let's give a quick blast." Vinyl flicked a switch and a blast of sound came out of the speakers, sending Vinyl flying across the room. "turn it down a tiny bit and it's a-okay." said Vinyl. she went over and got a drink.

"hay vinyl don't drink too much. remember what happened at that rich pony's place?" said zeck-0

"yeah but that party was as boring as Fluttershy so me being drunk at least made it bearable." said Vinyl, smirking.

"you know Fluttershy isn't that boring Vinyl. i've hung out with her she's fairly nice." said Zeck-0
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"Look i won't get drunk. i don't promise that but let's face it, some of the best parts of your life happened when you were drunk, like the time with carrot top and bon bon." Vinyl laughed after remembering that.

"Yeah i guess. just don't harm yourself okay?" said Zeck, grabbing some juice. Vinyl nodded and went out back to get some things for the show.

In her bag she got out included some party music and some little things here and there.

"Let's see here blue or red shades tonight? nah i'll go with green." she took of her usual glasses and got out the green ones.

Vinyl looked at the reflection of her eye's off the shades. "I wonder if Zeck still know's that bloke in canterlot that does the funny contact lenses? no matter, my eye's are still good." Vinyl put the shades on and went back inside to get ready.

A couple of hours later...

Pinkie was heading over to Ditzy's to see if she was ready or not. she knocked on her door and Ditzy answered.
"hi there Pinkie pie." said Ditzy with dinky doo by her side.

"Hi there Ditzy and Dinky. are you ready to go?" said Pinkie pie bouncing.

"Yeah but i have to drop off dinky doo first. look i'll drop her off and you go to the party." pinkie nodded and set off.
Ditzy and Dinky went of to rarity's. they got there after about a minute or so and knocked on the door.

"Hello Ditzy and this is Dinky doo i presume?" said Rarity. Dinky nodded but was shy to Rarity.

"don't worry muffin, she's a friend." as soon as Ditzy said that, dinky's shyness disappeared completely.

"now ditzy is there anything i should know about Dinky?" asked Rarity.

"Well no. except that she has a little cold but that's all." said Ditzy. Dinky had already gone inside and was playing with Sweetie Belle. "bye Dinky. be good for Rarity." Dinky smiled and waved goodbye. Ditzy said goodbye to Rarity and went off to the party.

Ditzy arrived at the party but she was early and the only pony's there were pinkie pie and Vinyl scratch.

"glad you could come along Ditzy." said Pinkie Pie. "i'm glad as well but where is everypony?" asked ditzy.

"it's because you 2 are 30 minutes early that's why!" exclaimed Vinyl scratch.

"ditzy this is Vinyl, Vinyl this is Ditzy." said Pinkie pie bouncing.

"Oh yeah i know you. you're the one who last year crashed through the mayors house. dude that was awesome." said Vinyl placing her hoof for a high hoof.

"It wasn't that awesome you know. it hurt a lot and i had to clean up the place and pay for the damages. i was gonna use the money to go on holiday with dinky doo." said Ditzy. "well sorry for asking. look first drink is on the house." said Vinyl.
Ditzy smiled a bit and went inside.

A while later...

Almost everypony in ponyville came to the party. Vinyl got to her turn table and put down some tracks.
"OKAY EVERYPONY LET'S GET READY TO PARTY!!

The music played and everypony danced to music... except Ditzy who was by the muffin table.
"hay zeck take over will ya?" asked Vinyl. "sure but be back soon." Zeck took over and started to play the tracks.

Vinyl went over to ditzy. "why aren't you dancing?" asked Vinyl. "oh-wha hi Vinyl. i'm just eating a muffin or 2 that's all."

"Don't you dance?" asked Vinyl. "not really. i've got 4 left hooves as the saying goes." said Ditzy.

Appearing out of the muffin basket came Pinkie pie. "you can't be that bad Ditzy!" Pinkie surprised Ditzy but Vinyl just stood there.

"How did you do that?" asked Ditzy. "do what?" replied Pinkie. "you... never mind. i don't dance okay?" said Ditzy sighing.

"Aww come on, everypony can dance, even you." before Ditzy could answer, pinkie took Ditzy to the dance floor.
"okay. that was odd." said Vinyl. she then drank a sonic raindrop.

Pinkie took Ditzy to the dance floor and started dancing a very fast dance. "come on Ditzy." said Pinkie.

"I don't dance anymore okay? i just came to hangout with some friends and have a drink or two." said Ditzy sighing.

"Well okay!" Pinkie grabbed Ditzy and took her over to the bar. "now you and i can hangout without you worrying about anything!" said pinkie pie to Ditzy. "can we have two apple ciders down here!?" two drinks were sent down the bar to pinkie and Ditzy. Pinkie drank hers in one gulp and Ditzy sipped hers slowly.

"Thanks pinkie." said Ditzy. "for what?" said pinkie, getting another cider and drinking in one go.

"for inviting me to the party. i didn't think anyone liked me that much to be honest." Ditzy sighed.

"Are you kidding! i lot's of people like you Ditzy. i like you and so does Vinyl." ditzy smiled. "that's nice to know." said Ditzy.

several drinks later...

Ditzy and Pinkie were still talking though it was slurred from the drinks and then Vinal came along. she had also had a drink or 2 and was a bit tipsy. the room became a blur to them and then they started to dance. they had fun, especially Ditzy. after the dancing, Vinyl, Ditzy, and pinkie went out of the party... and then everything went blurry.

Umm...

Vinyl was the first to wake up and take into account of her surroundings. She tried to remember what had happened.

From what she could gather, she, Ditzy and Pinkie had all gotten drunk to the point of no return and had spent the night together.
She vaguely remembered multiple instances of her and Ditzy making out, some of which included lying on and licking each other. "Why don't I remember anything that wasn't with Ditzy?" She thought. "Meh, it's probably for the best anyway."

She hobbled into the bathroom and splashed some water in her face. "I look like a right wreck." She said when she saw herself in the mirror, and slipped on her sunglasses to hide the bags under her eyes. She winced as she felt a searing pain rocket through her head, as if a flaming spear had been jammed right through it, and went to make some coffee in order to combat her vicious hangover.

Upon making her way upstairs, she saw that Pinkie Pie had woken up as well, though she seemed to not have suffered any damage whatsoever and was as bouncy and happy as ever.

"Morning Vinyl! You can throw one hell of a party!" She squeaked excitably, "We did so much last night! You made out with Ditzy and that DJ assistant of yours! And you lead us all back here and we had a lot of fun with the chocolate and the whipped cream and..." By this point Vinyl had stopped listening to Pinkie's fast rambling and had turned her attention to Ditzy.

"Hey Pinkie!" Vinyl interrupted, "Help me get Ditzy back home, okay? I don't want her to know what happened okay? It's just between you and me, alright? No one else!" She exclaimed. "No one else, no matter what!"

Pinkie did the Pinkie swear routine, though she wore a face that rivaled Fluttershy's stare in terms of intensity and seriousness as she did.

"Let's get Dinky and drop Ditzy home, okay?" Vinyl said, pulling an unconscious Ditzy onto her back.

"Well sure Vinyl-Whines-a-lot", I'll help." Vinyl gave Pinkie an angry look. "Well you did moan in bed a lot." Pinkie smiled and licked her lips. "Though you taste kinda like spicy peppers." Vinyl blushed heavily and walked out the door with Ditzy on her back.

"You get Dinky, and I'll drop off Ditzy. Got it?" Pinkie nodded and bounced off to Rarity's boutique, and Vinyl set off carrying Ditzy back home carefully so as not to wake her.

Ten minutes later...

Vinyl was slowly making her way to Ditzy's house and was getting tired of carrying her, not because Ditzy was heavy but because Vinyl was still hungover from the previous night. The sheer fatigue and the still-throbbing pain in her head was starting to get to her.

When she finally got to Ditzy's house, she used her magic to take Ditzy's keys, which she she had hung from her horn, and carefully slide them one by one into the keyhole until she found the correct one and opened the door. She stepped inside and saw a recliner chair with muffin shaped cushions on it. At that point she noticed that the rug on the floor had pattern of muffins and smiley faces on it.

"Ditzy sure has a thing about muffins." Vinyl mumbled, "I can't say I blame her though, they're delicious. That reminds me, I should probably get some muffins on the way back..." She placed Ditzy on the recliner. "Hmm...blueberry or strawberry?" She thought aloud, just as Ditzy opened her eyes and looked at her.

"Urgh...Hi Vinyl... what's up?" Ditzy said groggily. Vinyl started to sweat from nervousness. "Come on Vinyl, you can tell me. After all, I owe you my thanks for last night. Best night I ever had!" She smiled, then frowned. Her brow furrowed as she tried to remember something, but failed. "...Although I forgot the last part. Can you please tell me?" Vinyl sighed and found a chair to sit on.

"Do you remember what happened last night exactly?" The DJ pony asked. Ditzy pondered this for a second but nothing came to mind.
"Because, umm... you and I kissed... and made out and went back to Pinkie's place and well... you get the picture."

Ditzy just smiled and kissed Vinyl on the lips. "Well I probably picked you then. I was with you and Pinkie and I chose you over Pinkie." She said after she had pulled away. "Besides, you're super cute Vinyl!" Vinyl smiled and before she could say anything, Ditzy kissed her again and then quickly pulled away again.

"You told me you didn't have anywhere to live and asked me last night if you could stay with me, and I said yes, but only if you pay some rent, either with money or baby sitting Dinky." Ditzy smiled at Vinyl and lead her to the guest room.

The room was pretty big and had a lot of music posters and a CD rack next to bed. The bed itself had musical note-shaped pillows, and felt as soft as silk.

"I hope you like it Vinyl. I'm a bit of a music person myself. I don't play anything myself but you and I could maybe teach each other a few things. You know, if you want to of course, or we could just be buddies!" Ditzy smiled and kissed Vinyl on the cheek. "Now were is my little Dinky-poo?" Vinyl burst out laughing upon hearing Ditzy saying "Dinky-poo".

When Vinyl had stopped laughing, she managed to say:"Well, Pinkie is supposed to be picking her up, so she'll be here in a few minutes. No need to worry, Muffin-head."

As the two mares were speaking, the door bell rang and Ditzy went to answer it. She opened the door and saw Pinkie in the doorway, along with Dinky and Vinyl's DJ equipment and CDs.

"Hey Pinks, just dropping off everything?" Pinkie nodded with a joyous smile and handed Vinyl her stuff, before bouncing off towards the bakery. Just then, she stopped and then zoomed up to Vinyl and handed her a big bag of Bits. It felt like contained about five hundred or so Bits. Vinyl and Pinkie exchanged a goodbye hug, and then the frizzy-maned pink pony resumed on her bouncy journey back to the bakery.

"Mama, I had lots of fun at Rarity's!" Dinky chimed as she came inside to hug her mother. "She taught me stuff about dresses and sewing! Now your Little Muffin can make you something really pretty!" Before Ditzy could even open her mouth to say something to Dinky, the little filly had already galloped up the stairs and into her room to make something for her beloved mother.

"You know, you're really lucky to that Little Muffin, as you call her." Vinyl said with a smile. "Still, thanks for letting me stay with you. How can I ever repay you, Ditzy? I'll do whatever you want!" Ditzy thought about it for a moment.

"Well, you'll still pay rent but you do owe me, so how about this?" The grey pegasus proposed. "You can be my helper with everything! With Dinky, with the food, with everything. That's how you can repay me." Ditzy went to the kitchen and grabbed some muffins to celebrate, and Vinyl followed.

"So basically, I'll be kinda like your servant, but we'll be housemates too?" Ditzy nodded and passed a muffin to Vinyl. She held her muffin in the air with her hoof. "Cheers, to becoming roomies!" The pair toasted, tapping their muffins together like one would do with drinks in celebration.