Equestria. Land of ponies, ruled over by the Celestial Sisters, enjoying the bounty of Harmony and Friendship. Ponies frolic and play in the bright sun, later resting and enjoying the brilliant moon. A land of absolutes. Their rulers just, their heroes golden, their humans pets.

Enter Richard, a young man struggling through college and keeping himself sane by smashing people with sticks and trying to avoid being smashed in turn. What will happen to such a peaceful kingdom when one of their universal rules is broken by a man with such training and apparel as he?

Follow the misadventures of a SCAdian Armored Combatant as he traverses the land of Equestria, finding friend and foe alike in his quest to just live!

Non-Canon story set in the Your Human and You-verse by the talented MadMaxtheBlack.

Your Human and You is a recommended read, whether you like my story or not, as it is an excellent literary achievement. Some minor spoilers may occur, however the timelines of this story and the original will split apart as each progress.

Mature mostly for Gore, with few sex scenes if any, and only those necessary for the plot.