Sum Gud Luv (self-titled chapter)
Sum Gud Luv
It was a splendid day in Ponyville as Rainbow Dash swept by Apple Acres™. Rainbow Dash was on her way to see her friend applejack, who she had promised to help with Apple™ bucking today. She flew up to the shack where Granny Smith knitted. Her long flabby hooves shining in the breeze, her sagging wrinkles complemented that fine, aged ass. Rainbow Dash always had a thing for the prune, but never in a million years was she going to admit it. That was until today.
“Hello Ms. Smith, Applejack around?”
Granny Smith looked up from her knitting and gleamed a smile at the rainbow-haired pony. She had a smile that would really get the juices flowing. Sexually.
“Ehh? Apples™? Yes, we got plenty of Apples™ to sell.”
Oh Granny, Rainbow thought. There was something about her that she couldn’t pin down. Was it her false teeth? Was it her “experienced” yet out of shape hips? Whatever it was, Rainbow knew that she was the pony for her.
“No Applejack. Is she here?”
Granny smith replied:
“Oh yes, she left for the day. Had some business to do in town...or something. She said I would help you today since Big Mac is still resting after that wiener sucking competition. He got third. Applejack always calls me a burden and burns me with cigarette buds, but she though I would be helpful for once in my life.”
Rainbow nearly nodded due to her ADHD and paid no attention to Granny’s tales. This condition lead to several miserable failures in her life, such as turned down job interviews and relationships with family and friends. None of that mattered now. All she knew is that she wanted Granny.
Granny’s knitting supplies plopped on the floor as they fell from Granny’s rocking chair. She was a bit of clumsy senile pony. She slowly turned and bent to pick up her shitty knitting revealing the cryptic entrance to which none returned. Some say that if the wind is just right, you can hear the echoes of small woodland creatures that she sat on and sank into the valley of no return.
“In my old age, I’m surprised I can still breathe let along pick up my shitty knitting.”
Now was Rainbow’s chance. Today would be the day she would finally get to suck those aged nipples. Her tantalizing body emitted a smell that hit her like a truck. Granny was in heat. For her age? Rainbow was surprised that the gears still turned in her vagina.
Of course Rainbow fucked her chance as Granny sat back down in her rocking chair made from small plastic rabbit dildos offered by the sweet Fluttershy. “She’s a cunt” Rainbow thought. She was clearly thinking about what it would be like to kick her right in the baby maker. She hated Fluttershy. Everyone did. What a cunt.
Granny Smith broke the silence.
“Thinking ‘bout that cunt, Cuntershy? What a bitch. Most of these dildos were used when I got the chair. Cunt. Well let’s get to the barn so we can get the supplies.”
“Hey, Granny Smith, we should head on over to the barn.” said Rainbow Dash as she and Granny Smith walked by Sweet Apple Acres.
“Oh, alright deary.” Granny replied.
She and Rainbow Dash both turned to walk towards the barn, both with sudden rash thoughts rushing through each other’s minds. For some reason, both were very nervous, both very scared that something very unusual was about to happen. They could feel it in their stomachs.
“Say, Rainbow Dash, I have a question to ask you.” Granny Smith said.
“Okay, sure. What’s up?”
“Do you..” she started “Do you have a marefriend?”
Rainbow Dash’s eyes went wide at this. Why in the hell would she ask something like that?
“Uh, well I… I don’t exactly have a…hey, wait a minute! What the hell do you mean ‘marefriend?’ Are you trying to say that I’m gay?”
“Uh, well, no! Well, I mean… I dunno, everyone kinda thinks that you’re….well, gay..”
“WHAT?”
“Don’t take any offense into it! I was just curious!”
“Let’s just…drop this and walk into the barn. It’s getting a little cold out.”
As the two progress to walking into the barn, Rainbow Dash starts to sway her hips back and forth in a seductive manner, immediately catching Granny Smith’s attention. Granny Smith sees the opportunity, and she does not fail to take action. She runs up behind Rainbow Dash and immediately mounts her, emitting a small moan from Rainbow Dash, as it took her by surprise. Granny Smith grunts loudly as she begins to violently violate Rainbow Dash, thrusting her hips into hers harder and harder. This goes on for a good two fucking minutes before Granny Smith falls over dead due to a heart attack.
“Excellent. Just as planned.” said Rainbow Dash as she licked herself clean.
Just then, she started hearing a small shuffling from behind her. Rainbow Dash quickly turns around to find a standing Granny Smith grinning mischievously at her.
“True love never dies, my deary. Please prepare thou anus.”
Rainbow Dash lets out a small shriek as Granny Smith tackles her onto the ground, and immediately stuffs her mouth with her right nipple, making Rainbow Dash choke on it. Rainbow Dash moaned and muffled sounds into her nipple, attempting to free herself from this pleasant hell. But it was no use, Zombie Granny Smith was just too strong for her. Rainbow Dash eventually gave in, and allowed herself to suck on Granny Smith’s nipple.
Granny Smith let out an evil laugh as she pulled herself up off of Rainbow Dash, picked her up by her neck, and bit her entire head off. Blood gushed everywhere as she let go of the lifeless body of a once legendary flyer.
“I have WON.” Granny Smith yelled. She then tore off Rainbow Dash’s wings from her body, put them onto her own back, and flew off into the darkness.
