Organized fighting matches are a time-honored tradition on Turian ships. Not only is fighting known to be good recreation for Turians, it also makes for good bonding time between squadmates. Besides, nobody is immune to the pressure of knowing that they might soon be ordered to sprint through a crossfire, and the opportunity to blow off steam and settle grudges can be important.

But there's more than one way to work off stress. This is the story of how Rainbow Dash taught Garrus Vakarian how to blow off steam the pony way.

A clopfic about what Garrus didn't tell Commander Shepard. Warning: contains dextro-amino proteins.