The Equestrian Necromancer

by Damerd Stoughtfist

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Romance, Princess Luna, Trixie, Comedy
Length: 2367

A necromancer is teleported from England to Equiestria.

My name is Eugus Darkblade. This book is the recollection of the first and only alien to ever grace the world of Equis. "I was walking home from my college class......"

Note: 1 there is death in this fic. 2 there is Technology that is like our own but no tools of war. 3 I AM NOT FOLLOWING THE STORY LINE OF THE SHOW. if any of these things upset you this fic is not for you and if I see that you posted a comment about these things I will remove it so that the people who like to read comments can.

Published 2013-10-17 18:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-01 15:29:41 UTC

1

Eugus Darkblade's POV

I was walking out of the reused classroom crypt in the massive grave yard. Looking over at the mirror set at the opening I saw myself. A pale 7'2 male with coal black hair that came out of the hood of my black leather trench coat. Looking into my eyes I frowned as I saw the thing that marked me as not completely human. My eyes were a deep crimson red with deep slits instead of iris's.
Growling at my Image I turned and picked up my black leather computer bag. Walking out into England's Cold Winter Air I started walking. Walking out of the Grave Yard I head towards my shack in the Industrial District. Walking through the Trade district I smiled at the cheery shops that were open at this time of day. Stopping I waved to some children who waved back but there mothers quickly pulled them away from my view. Sighing I start walking again and as I exit the trade district I see three people walking towards me and I took a step back in fear as these men where the ones who made my life a living hell every day. Reggie Firebrand the leader put a arm around my shoulder and started forcing me to walk into an ally. Once inside I was shoved up to the wall and he was all up in my face as the other two stood back and watched with stupid grins plastered on their faces.

"What do you think your doing you little shit. Trying to avoid us makes us really angry you know that!" He shouted in my face letting flecks of his spit hit me full on. Grimacing I tried to wipe the spit off but Reggie held my arm to my side and then removed his hand from my throat and started to repeatedly punch me in the stomach each hit sending a massive wave of pain going through my body. I collected all my strength and wrenched myself from his grasp and started to run towards my home I was quickly followed by them if the fireballs were any indicator.

"Damn Pyromancers, why cant they just leave me alone." I said while gasping for breath as I ran. Looking back I tripped and started falling. Looking down I saw that there was a pink door laying in the ground I started screaming as it opened to show darkness on the grand scale. I was falling at insane rates towards the seemingly never ending darkness. Opening my eyes I saw a speck of light that was slowly getting brighter. After a few seemingly hours of falling I noticed that the light was another door this one which was gold with a sun and moon on its surface. I closed my eyes as it opened and I fell through. Hearing wind I opened my eyes and saw that I was falling from the sky towards the center of a small town of....

"Are those horses?" I asked with confusion, with a sigh I lost consciousness.

Twilight Sparkle's POV

I was in the processes of waking up and getting out of bed. I sighed as I slowly and sluggishly rose from my bed. Lighting up my horn with magic I used a simple levitation spell to tidy up my bed. Looking around I saw that my study session from last night still needed to be cleaned but I thought it could be done after a good breakfast.I started walking downstairs and from there to the kitchen. I was about to pull a bottle of milk for some cereal when I felt the ground shake and heard a huge crash coming from town square. I quickly grabbed my saddle bags and ran out of the library towards town Square. I saw Applejack heading in the same direction so I ran up beside her.

"Hey AJ you have any idea what happened?" I asked Applejack with worry. She looked over to me and shook her head no. Sighing we both started running faster. Reaching the town square we both stopped on a bit as there was a humungous crater that dominated this side of the square. Slowly walking to the lip of the crater we gasped as there was a lightly but creature in dark clothing at the bottom. Running towards it I was shocked to see that it was still breathing. Getting closer to it I lightly poked it in its side. Hearing a groan I ran back up to AJ and watched as the creature started to stir. Looking around I noticed that the rest of my friends had joined us at the lip off the huge blemish in the street. I turned to them and started to explain everything that I knew.

Eugus's POV

I felt bruised and battered as I sat up. Looking around I noticed that I was in a large crater that seemed to be where I landed. Slowly standing to my feet I looked around and noticed that the horses that I was seeing from up in the sky were talking to each other. Shrugging my shoulders I turned around only for the pink horse to be right in front of me.

"HI I am Pinkie Pie and I love parties do you love parties what am I saying all ponies love parties though your not a pony so do you like parties and what are you I have never seen something like you before so what are you hu hu hu." The pink said at speeds that couldn't be followed. Shaking my head I walked towards her but I soon felt a massive impact to my back sending me flying. Looking over to what hit me I noticed that there was a......blue pegasus flying just at eye level.

"Stay away from my friends monster." The blue pegasus yelled at me with fury and rage oozing out of her mouth. Looking at her for a second I turned and ran. Hearing the sound of wing beats I quickened my pace but was captured and held down within seconds. Turning my head to look behind me the pony was standing on my back. Trying to get out from under her she stomped a hoof into the back of my head and all I knew was blackness.

Twilight Sparkle's POV

I ran after Rainbow's flight trail but I had no hope of stopping her at this distance. I watched with dread as she flew just under the speed of sound and turned around mid flight and bucked the creature in the back. I stopped in my tracks as the creature just got up after taking what should have been a fatal blow and looked at Rainbow Dash with a look of wonder before turning and running away with Rainbow in hot persecute. Rainbow pinned the creature and stopped on the back of its head with all her might I screamed when I saw the creatures body go limp and her hoof come back up coated with blood. Running again I stopped next to a smug looking Rainbow and pushed her aside so I could start the healing possesses. I looked at the wound a cringed as there was a long thin cut on the back of its head and I could see the white of his skull. Shivering I realized that I wasn't nearly good enough with healing magic to heal this so I grabbed it and teleported to the hospital. Arriving at the hospital I quickly got the attention of the doctor.

"Doctor Quick-Stitch I have a creature that needs help badly!" I hollered across the room. Turning he looked at me and the creature seeing the cut he quickly picked up the it up and carried it into the operation room. I sat down and waited for the rest of the girls to get here.

2

Twilights POV

I had waited for about forty minutes before I heard the doors open. Looking up I saw the girls minus Rainbow walking up to me. getting off my chair I walked over to them. Stopping a few feet away, I looked at each of them in turn and started to explain my theory about what the creature was.

"So far as I can tell the creature is called a human." I said with dread as I knew the folk tales about humans stealing away foals and eating them in their forest homes. I waited for the news to sink in and as Applejack was about to open her mouth to speak. Doctor Stitch tapped me on my shoulder. Turning to him I gulped and waited for him to give us the news on the creatures health.

"We managed to close the wound with stitches and the bleeding has stopped. He is awake so you can go see him." Doctor Stitch said with a slightly worried tone. I nodded my head and motioned the girls to follow me.

"Doctor Stitch, please lead the way." I said with some reluctance as I knew that I was going to come face to face with what is believed to be a monster. The doctor nodded and turned around and started walking through the halls of the hospital and after a few turns stopped in front of a secure locked door. Doctor Stitch pulled out a set of keys and slowly unlocked the door, pushing it open we all got a good look at the creature as he stared at us from the bed. I stared back hoping to study it closely as this is a monster from myths. It was long from head to hoof about 7 feet. He didn't have a coat instead choosing to wear clothes. He had a kind of mane on the top of his head that traveled down to his shoulders. His clothes were a creepily solid black.....leather. As I was watching him he opened his mouth and spoke.

"Take a picture it will last longer." The Human said as it slowly let its eyes travel across the ponies before him.

Eugus Darkblade's POV

I was watching the ponies as the purple one watched me with a fearful curiosity. I stared at the ponies with a simple expressionless face. After a while I could not hold my inner Jackass back and spoke.

"Take a picture it will last longer." I said with a large amount of sarcasm that was completely ignored by the ponies as they were to dumb founded that I could speak to notice. Sighing I got out of the bed and walked over to the purple one. "Seeing as I am not dreaming and you seem the most curiosity why don't you ask the questions that are on your mind." I said as I flicked her nose to which she noticed she was staring and backed up fearfully like I was going to hurt her.

"Ok why don't we ask the most important question......Are you guying to eat our young." Purple Pony asked with some venom in her voice as she stared at me. I blanched and nearly puked. After my near puking and coughing fit I spoke up. "Oh in the name of all things undead why would I do that I am a vegetarian." I said my face more pale then normal. Looking up I received a confused look from all of the ponies.

"It means I refuse to eat meat." I clarified to the ponies and they looked both shocked and thankful though I don't know why they would be that. I continued on. "So do you have any questions that need to be answered? Cause if not I am going to take a nap." I said to the ponies. The purple pony who I would later learn is named Twilight Sparkle smiled the biggest smile that I have ever seen and slowly took in a breath. 'What the hell have I gotten myself into' I thought to myself as she continued to draw in her breath.

I fell back into my bed completely spent. Looking around the room for the first time I noticed that the hospital room had pretty much the same look as what the rest of the hospitals that I have been inside. Sighing I groaned as I settled back into my hospital bed. I looked up at the ceiling for several seconds before a small chuckle started to form behind my lips and it slowly increased to a full belly laugh. After it settled down I spoke to myself more then anyone else. "I cant believe that she asked questions for five hours strait. Her curiosity is even greater then mine when I learned that I could control life and death." I sighed and slowly fell asleep.

I awoke to the night in full bloom I noticed that a large life force was in the room. Without moving I spoke. "You know spying on the ill is in bad form right." I smiled as I heard a light shout of shock and something was knocked over. "You really want to learn to hide your life force if you want to be sneaky around me goddess." I said as I sat up and saw a pony who looked to be a mix of all three of the species that I had already come in contact with. I waited patiently for the goddess to right herself and whatever she had knocked over. If I were to place her looks I would say she looked like the night. Dark and mysterious but also inviting and calm. The goddess stood and looked at me with both intrigue and a little fear. Shaking her head she walked up to my and offered me her hoof. "I am Princess Luna mistress of the night." She said in a whisper as I took her hoof and shook it once.

Author's Note

Sorry for the late posting of this chapter I have been in the hospital fighting for my life I was only recently aloud out of my hospital room. I am writing this from one of the public computers at the hospital.