Insanely messed up stories

by Carl on Duty

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Tragedy, Random
Length: 639

Herpaderp ergablerg. This description makes as much sense as the story.

Welcome to some of the horrifically messed up stuff that lives inside the brony gamer's brain. You have reached the point of no return. It's now or never.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-17 15:32:26 UTC

I'm freeeeeee-free falling

What a beautiful sunny day in ponyville, not a single bad thing happening as usual.

The flowers are blooming, the trees are moving (in the wind) and the weather is perfect for a competition.

In fact one is happening right now between the fastest fliers in equestria. There are a few but most of them are worthless and no pony cares about them, however the month important ones are rainbow dash (duh) and an OC of some random film fiction writer on the internet.

Of course all of ponyville was there to watch and all of the other contestants died immediately of constipation, causing several ponies to rage quit their lives.

This competition was not only a race but a test to see who could do the best tricks and to decide who is the definite fastest in all of equestria.

Pinkie pie was the referee so obviously she counted down. "Three.....two.....one.....GO!!"

Immediately the two fast ponies took off and performed the most amazing tricks anypony has ever seen.

The nameless brony gamer's OC made a massive and quite impressive fire tornado while rainbow dash made a massive and impressive rainbow tornado.

When the two powerful tornadoes collided they caused the blue screen of death so God had to reset everything and restore everything.

Once everything was returned to normal they decided to finish off with a bang.

"If you beat me I will literally kill you." Said rainbow dash who was not only Loyal to her friends but also loyal to what she says.

"If I win you won't be able to catch up to me and kill me." Counter mocked the flame colored Pegasus.

Rainbow dash knew she was going to win because she was the only one who could do the sonic rain boom.

However what she failed to realize is that the flame colored OC watched the episode sonic rain boom and knew all about it, so he was able to come up with one of his own......the sonic fire boom.

As both Pegasi flew as high as they could in order to use their sonic booms ( heh heh crap joke) they started to glow rainbow and fire.

The sonic firebomb was the first to be accomplished soon followed by the rain boom.

The crowd was astonished as they watched the sonic booms collide and turn into a completely new one that was unlike any had seen before.

It immediately sucked rainbow dash into another dimension while the OC was safe because he retracted his wings and started to free fall.

When he tried to glide down safely he realized that his wings had already been disintegrated.

He knew death was awaiting and that there was only one thing to do.

He sang at the top of his lungs " I'M FREEEEEEE- FREE FALL- splat as he hit the ground and exploded into a million gory pieces.

His blood and guts rained down on the crowd and they cheered and danced because they were just seriously f***ed up.

Pinkie pie who got bored and went to make some cupcakes was making cupcakes.

Pieces of the OC fell into the cupcake batter.

Pinkie pie who was curious decided to have a bit of a taste test.

" yumm this is super dooper delicious," she said, " I have got to include body parts of butchered ponies from now on."

And from that day forward she always did.

Dont you just love a happy ending?? :D

Because I don't. If you were looking for a story that didn't have a completely strange ending and you think that miley Cyrus's twerking is hot...... Get the f**k off this story because you clearly have the wrong author.

If you like messed up endings however. You're welcome XD but seriously you should get some help