Agents of the CIA

by Diamondface

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Dark, Comedy
Length: 571

Celestia calls upon The Cutie Mark Crusaders to join her special black ops team.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders are drafted into The CIA (Celestia's International Agents) and must save the world with gadgets and kung fu.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-17 19:09:55 UTC

Welcome to the Team

"Come on, Sweetie Bell! You can do it!" Applebloom encouraged. Sweetie Bell nodded as she climbs over a large rock. She began to wonder why she was the one mountain climbing and not Scootaloo. "I think I can do this, I think I can do this" Sweetie Bell chanted to herself. She climbed and climbed until she was ready to faint. " I don't think...I can go...much...longer," Sweetie Bell gasped "Can we try something else?." Applebloom looked at Scootaloo. "I guess." Scootaloo yelled up. Sweetie Bell was overcome by relief. But before she had time to celebrate she slipped and fell. "Owch!" Scootaloo yelled, blood dripping from her nose. "Uh, Scootaloo?" Applebloom said. "I change my mind," Scootaloo said wiping her nose. "We can try Surfing tomorrow." Scootaloo got on her scooter and rode off. Applebloom and Sweetie Bell shrugged.

A few weeks later Scootaloo is at Twilight's House getting a cut healed. "So how did this happen again?" Twilight asked. "We were trying knife throwing to see if that was our special talent. I got nothing. Except this." Scootaloo replied. "You and your friends are a little too determined to figure out your Cutie Marks." Twilight said observing Scootaloo's other scars and her broken wing. "A little?!!!" Scootaloo exclaims. "They are crazy!" Scootaloo says. "Maybe you just need a break. Say! Me and Rainbowdash are going to go to Cloudsdale for Flying Con. Do you want to come?" Scootaloo stared at Twilight Sparkle for a minute or two. "DO I?" Scootaloo cheered. "I'll take that as a yes?" Twilight said.

That night Applebloom sneaks out of her room and out of her house. She sneaks into town and meets Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo. "Sorry Ah'm late. I fell asleep." "Doesn't matter anymore. Let's go!" They sneak out to a field and lie down under the stars. "Star Observing Cutie Mark is a go!" Sweetie Bell squeaked. "No way I can get hurt this time!" Then they hear a loud BANG! BANG! They quickly turn around and see two stallions shooting at two shadowy figures who are shooting back. "What the hell is going on out there!" Scootaloo says. "SHH!" Applebloom and Sweetie Bell say while covering Scootaloo's mouth. Then one of the Stallions turns and grabs Applebloom. "AHHHHHHHHH!!" She screams. "Applebloom!" Sweetiebell yells. Then one of the shadowy figures shoots the other stallion and he drops his gun Sweetie Bell grabs and points at the wounded Stallion. "Don't move, or your partner gets it! Sweetiebell says. The Stallion drops Applebloom. Sweetiebell shoots him in the head. Blood covers Applebloom. "EEEEEKKK!" She yells disgusted. Then the shadowy figures walk toward them. "Please don't hurt us!" Scootaloo says. The shadowy figures knock them out and drag them off.

A few hours later, Sweetiebell wakes up in a metal room where the Shadowy figures and Celestia stands before them. "Celestia!" Sweetiebell says "Those two grabbed us!" Scootaloo and Applebloom wake up as well. "Calm down, my little Ponies. It is all right. These are my top Spy Phillies. The shadowy figures pull of black masks and are revealed to be..."Diamondtiara and Silverspoon!" Applebloom gasped. "But why?" Scootaloo says. "We've been pretending to mean to you. And sorry for the time I called you a bitch, Scootaloo." Scootaloo just stared. "They are my top agents. But, I am afraid you know too much. Welcome to the CIA!"

THE END