Lunas' detective ageny

It was a normal day in ponyville as Derpy was delivering mail as her usual routine, but this day seemed even happier to her cause this day Derpy had her daily muffin had blueberries in it. Everyone was nice to Derpy (who wouldn’t be), they all had smiles on their faces when she flew by dropping their mail with care as she went across town with the biggest smile on her face, and life was perfect today.

Luna was hard at work (other than raising the moon and providing peace at night), at her job as chief detective of Equestria, she was searching through file when her assistant burst in with grave news, the assistant said in a loud concerned voice “Princess Celestia has been murdered”

“What!” Luna shouted “My sister’s dead!” Luna grew silent for a second as she looked lost in thought then her mane grew in to a shadowy fire, she flew angrily through the ceiling and started flying toward Canterlot with the gleam in her “twilight eyes” shining across the land. Seconds later she flew into the grand hall breaking a glass window for an entry point, she saw her sisters’ corpse lying on the ground, as she flew down for closer inspection. She saw that half of Celestia’s legs were cut off and shoved into her recently fucked to “death” pussy and her face was completely covered with semen and blood from being repeatedly punched in her face, at this sight Luna vomited, not being able to control it the vomit sprayed all over her dead sisters’ mangled body.

Derpy’s day was ruined when her boss fired her for accidentally delivering the wrong mail to another person (the third time this week), as she was wandering around looking for a new job she was moping when she sees a sign for a job opening at the detective agency, Derpy walked in to the buzzing building and Derpy asked the nice mare at the front desk “What’s going on in here, why is everypony so worried?”

“Haven’t you heard the Princess was murdered” the mare said in a saddened voice?

“Oh my gosh not Luna” Derpy was worried for her favorite princess

“No not that princess” the mare said in a redundant voice.

Derpy sighed as relief filled her body and after a little talking and being transferred around from mare to colt in the building she got the job and was sent to work immediately at the newest murder at the cafe down the block from Sugercube corner and Luna was first on the scene, looking for any similarities between the two murders but there wasn’t anything, Luna expecting the worst of multiple killers.