Ask her to bring you home.

I shook my head, ridding the idea from my mind. I want to go home, not fuck a horse. I looked at Pinkie Pie with the most serious face I could and said,

"I want you to take me home." She looked into my eyes, then put on a sad face to say,

"Bur, don't you like it here? Do you really want to go home?"

"Yes, this place is nice and all, but home is where the heart is."

"Oh. I hate to see anypony go, but if you really want to go home, I'll take you there." She then steps toward me, raising her hooves in the air. Then she slams them down, opening a 'rip' in time and space, or better known as, the 4th wall. It looked like a tear in a piece of fabric, and what was inside was my couch. "Just step in, and you will be home." I did just that, and the next thing I knew, I was sitting on my couch, eating cereal. The My Little Pony theme song just finished and Applejack said,

"Sugar cube, I dun think that's right." Applejack said to Pinke Pie as she was decorating a building for a party for some new pony.

"Nonsense, He will love it! In fact, he's watching us right now. Look he's right there!" Pinkie pointed out of the TV and smiled. Apple jack looked the same way and said,

"I dun see anypony." Pinkie Pie just shook her head and motioned for her to watch. Then, a pony, with blue skin and brown hair stepped next to Pinkie Pie. Pinkie said,

"Look, there he is!" Applejack raised her hoof and said,

"Howdy." I pressed the off button on my remote, and put the cereal down. Did all that really happen? Did I run away from a party? Did I rob a pony? Did I push Applebloom out of the way? I still can't believe it. I wasn't there long, but I don't know if I could have lived there for long. I sighed, and said out loud,

"It was worth it." I grabbed my remote, hit the power button, and continued watching the new episode.