Pinkie Pie is in a pickle. After a trip to the doctor, she comes to terms with just how unhealthy she is for a twenty-one year old mare. "It's not normal," he says. "You're depriving yourself of certain things that every adult pony needs." Determined to set things right, Pinkie heeds her doctor's advice. And with a little help from her good friend Applejack, she might just get everything she desires... One way or another.

(Contains explicit sexual content)
(May Celestia have mercy on my soul)