Mute

Mute

Written by The Escaped Phyco Hero

The Princesses are…what?

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(Marcel)

Oh sweet mother Terisa in a blanket full of holy shit.

Calm down kid.

Who are you calling kid?! We're the same pony!

Well I'm still the cooler one.

Who cares? You're just a voice that drives me crazy!

You're already crazy.

What makes you say that?

You have a voice in your head!

…dammit.

The princess looked pissed. I could have tried to sugarcoat that word, but no other word fitted it. She had a look that could drain the poison out of a rattlesnake. And there's a huge chance that it was because of Aero, Crash, Waylay and me. We were all terrified as I thought over what she could do to us.

Would she lock us in a dungeon?

Would she banish us?

Would she send us to the moon?

Would she lock us in a dungeon, banish us, then send us to the moon?

Or worse…

WOULD SHE SEND US TO MOLESTIA!?

Why do I now have a strange sense Aero wouldn't mind that?

Maybe it's because he's kinda a perv?

Hmmm, sounds right.

"Um P-P-Princess," Aero stuttered, "what honor do have pleasure with we?" Aero stumbled over his words. Sometimes I can't tell if he's genuinely nervous or if he's just playing dumb. Which is more easier than you think for Aero.

She just stood there with the same stern look on her face. She wasn't even blinking. I was both scared and…no wait. I was just scared as shit. Nothing else.

"WE'RE SORRY PRINCESS!" Crash screamed, and nearly making me deaf and mute. He was never really good under pressure, especially when we we were in highschool. At least he made testing periods more fun. "We didn't mean to ruin the Gala. Please don't kill us."

I closed my eyes, bracing myself for whatever the hell the princess was gonna do to us as punishment, but I didn't feel anything. Actually I heard…laughing?

"Now my little ponies, why would I hurt you for doing your job?"

"Well because first, we ruined the Gala, and second, the party hall is covered from wall to wall in tomatoes. Now that I think about, who in hell's name brings tomatoes to the Gala in the first place!?" Aero flew in the air screaming.

"My ponies, how could you ruin the Gala? It was already ruined." Me, Aero, Crash, and Waylay just stood there in confusion.

"Sure, Twilight and her friends are fun, but the Gala has more…"

"Ponies with polls so far up their uptight ashes shtat ghey culd axcually tash mehal?" Waylay cut Aero off by shoving his hoof in his mouth.

"Sorry Princess, Aero…is a total dumbass. He didn't mean it." Waylay turned to Aero a shot him a death glare. "Did he?"

"Actually Waylay Westfall," Princess Luna said coming out of nowhere. Seriously, where'd she come from ", he's right. There are too many preppy ponies in Canterlot. Besides, Me and my sister are big fans of your band."

Wait, did I hear that right. The princess- political leaders and part of the royal family-are fans of punk? Wow, take that stereotypes.

"No bucking way." Crash said with a grin. "You guys are fans of our music?"

Yes we are. We even have your demo CD."

"You two have Three Seconds Till The Nuclear Year? Awesome!" Aero said doing a loop in the air.

"Personally, my favorite song is Dance With Discord and Luna's is Light In The Abyss." Celestia said as I just sat there trying to piece together what I just heard.

The princess are fans of punk/scremo music. Why the hell doesn't thath sound right.

Anything's possible apparently.

"Well, I'm gonna leave." Aero said giving a yawn. "If I get a cab now, I can make it home before the sun comes up. Crash, Waylay, you coming?"

"Sure." Crash and Waylay said in unison.

I was about to join them until I heard Princess Luna call my name.

"Marcel, you mind sighing this?" She held out her handkerchief and a pen.

Dear Celestia, somepony actually wants my autograph!

Calm down you overactive five year old.

You should try being nice, maybe then I'll start listening to you.

I wrote my name on the piece of cloth and Luna took it back making an adorable fan filly shriek. Then regained her posture.

"Thank you Marcel, I'll treasure it for a long time."

I waved my hoof good-bye to the two princesses and was about to leave the gala, until I saw Rarity all alone in the room. Her dress was just as amazing as her. I then let out a sigh and brushed my mane back then made my way towards Rarity.

You seriously think you have a shot with her?

Like you said, anything's possible.