Rainbow Dash and the Sexy Apple Farmer

by TotallyNotRainbowDash

Rating: mature
Tags: Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Sex
Length: 1312

Applejack gets covered in cider, and Rainbow Dash has to lick it off for her. Then they find out that Rainbow Dash is the best at sex.

Applejack gets covered in cider, and she needs a really sexy pony to lick it all off of her. Good thing Rainbow Dash is there, and AJ has always thought she was really sexy.

Also, people shouldn't thumbs down this one, because it's really awesome.

Published 2013-10-19 20:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-19 20:20:03 UTC

Chapter 1

“Rainbow Dash! I need your help!” Applejack called out.

Rainbow Dash was sleeping in an apple tree, but she woke up right away and flew right to AJ while doing a barrel roll that looked really cool. When she got to Applejack, she could see something was wrong. AJ’s totally sexy body was dripping wet!

“Rainbow Dash, I’m so glad you’re here! I got apple cider all over me, and I need somepony really hot to lick it all off.” Applejack said.

“I can totally help you with that!” Rainbow Dash said like an awesome friend. “Let’s go in the barn, because we’re probably going to end up having sex.”

“Okay,” Applejack agreed, and they went into the barn.

Rainbow Dash knew just what to do, because she thought a lot about licking cider off of AJ. Not just because AJ made the cider, though that was cool, but because AJ’s body is so athletic and hot, and licking over all of those muscles and that sexy butt is really hard to stop thinking about. Especially when she’s working, and all sweaty, and Rainbow Dash could look at it and imagine it was cider.

Anyway, Rainbow Dash started with her neck, and licked really long licks down that, and over the rest of her body. AJ was really turned on.

“This is so sexy, RD.” Applejack said, and Rainbow Dash hadn’t even gotten to the sex part yet. She was still licking Applejack’s cutie mark. But that was sexy too, because in this story AJ thinks it’s sexy to have her cutie mark licked, especially when she’s covered in cider and it’s like licking the hottest apples ever.

Rainbow kept licking until she got to AJ’s backside, which AJ stuck up in the air so it looked even better. Like, AJ always has the best butt in Ponyville (except for Rainbow Dash's) but sticking up it looked all perfect and firm and round, and Rainbow was totally getting to touch it now. Rainbow licked the curves, tasting the delicious cider.

“Oh Rainbow… please have sex with me. Please.” AJ whimpered like a little filly, because Rainbow Dash was doing such an amazing job getting her turned on. Rainbow Dash always knew this would happen, because AJ would only act like that if she was with someone so hot she couldn’t stand it, like Rainbow.

“You really want me to, don’t you?” Rainbow said, but she was still licking that totally sexy body.

“Hay yeah! I don’t know how I’ve gone all these years without beggin you to have really hot sex with me! But now I gotta beg you… please…” AJ begged Rainbow.

“Since you’re totally begging for it, I’ll do it.” Rainbow Dash said, smiling, because she was happy to help AJ out. And also because AJ got cider on her mare parts too, and so she was going to taste really good.

“Wait, I got an idea!” AJ said, before Rainbow had started licking her, because she wouldn’t have been able to think or talk if Rainbow had started already. “I should do you at the same time, and we can see who’s better at sex!”

“That would be awesome.” Rainbow said, because she knew she was going to win and this way she would get to get off while she won, which was the coolest idea EVER!

So AJ laid down on the floor and Rainbow got on top of her and they started licking each other like crazy. AJ licked Rainbow’s sex parts so hard, and pushed against her, and it felt so good. It was totally rough and hot, which is awesomely sexy sometimes, and AJ was like, the perfect pony to have sex with like that.

But even though AJ was really, really good, and she was totally going to make Rainbow come, Rainbow was even better. She was eating out AJ harder, and AJ was wiggling and panting even though she was still licking Rainbow. All of AJ’s mare parts tasted like cider, so even licking AJ was really awesome for Rainbow.

AJ couldn’t take it for long, and when she came she had, like, two orgasms at the same time. Rainbow Dash wasn’t sure if that could happen, but that’s exactly what it felt like for AJ. AJ gave Rainbow Dash a really good orgasm too, and Rainbow liked it a lot. It was totally clear that Rainbow won the contest, and that just made her come even harder. But not hard enough that AJ won the contest.

“Wow, RD, you’re way better than me at sex!” Applejack said.

“I know, AJ. But you’re really good at sex too.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Thanks! I don’t mind not bein as good as you, cause for you it’s like a magic power or something.” Applejack was really impressed.

“It is kind of like a magic power, isn’t it? But, it totally isn’t magic." Rainbow Dash said, tossing her mane in a way that made her look good. "I’m just that cool, and I know what other ponies want.”

Applejack hugged her. “Like how right now I just want you to run your hooves all over my strong body, and nuzzle against me?”

“Yeah, I totally know you want that, and I’ll do it for you. But this isn’t like cuddling or anything, because awesome ponies like us don’t cuddle.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Of course we don’t!" Applejack agreed totally. "This ain’t cuddlin’, it’s just you bein’ close to me and rubbin’ me and it’s not sappy at all.”

So Rainbow Dash was totally cool as she laid down next to AJ and rubbed all over her muscles, and put her muzzle in her mane and smelled the sweat and cider that it smelled like. And Applejack stroked Rainbow’s wings, but they both still seemed like they could jump up and fight a monster at any time. The ponies seemed like that. Not Rainbow’s wings.

“Ya know, me and Twilight have been hangin out together a lot, and she really likes having sex with you too. We should totally all three have sex together all the time.” Applejack said.

Rainbow Dash liked that idea, because she read some stories like that and they were really hot. But this would be way cooler than those stories because Rainbow was actually so totally awesome at sex.

“That sounds cool, but me and you should still have a lot of sex.” Rainbow said.

“Of course we should! You know how athletic I am, we should be havin’ sex, like, twice a day. At least.” Applejack said. Rainbow Dash knew they could both totally do that. “And I have a ton of extra cider, and I don’t wanna give it to Pinkie because it’s totally unfair how she always gets ahead of you in line every year. I think you oughta have it.”

“A whole ton of cider? I totally couldn’t, AJ.” Dash said, because she was being generous. She really could drink all that cider, but you look really nice if you tell other ponies you can’t take a present from them, and then they insist and you get it anyway.

“I insist. You’re the best pony in town, RD.” Applejack said, totally honestly. “You deserve it.”

“Then I guess I’ll have to drink it all. I really like hanging out with you like this.” Rainbow Dash smiled. “I wish it was like this all the time.”

Author's Note

On my last story, people said it was to fast. I tried to slow down, but that's really hard for me. That's why Twilight got to get off three times, and AJ only got off once but it was so good it felt like two times. Rainbow Dash is totally just as awesome at sex in both of them, I just wanted to write it better.