It’s well over 20% cooler when you’ve got all these options available. For me, anyway. That’s what’s really awesome about it! I’ve got tons of options ahead of me. Wait, you don’t know what I’m talking about, do you? Fine, pull up a chair. Get a drink if you want. I know I sure could use some more.
Gotta love this bar, huh? Really rad, if you ask me.
So, you obviously know who I am. Rainbow Dash, of course! You knew that, eh? Good! I’ll tell ya what I mean. I’ve got no shame, not like that, anyway.
I sleep with tons of other girls. I’ve pretty much lost count on how many and who I’ve been with. And it’s so awesome! Yeah, you think it’s hot, don’t you? Tons of girl on girl, you’re thinking. Yeah, that’s just what it is, so can we move on?
Of course, you know I’m with Applejack. What? What are you-oh, don’t give me that. Listen, pal, here’s the thing. She knows what I do. She accepted it. All of my friends know what I do and they understand. Come on, I know I sleep with tons of girls, but I don’t cheat! I’d never just go behind AJ’s back! I even tell all those other chicks what I’m doing.
Of course I’m loyal to AJ. I’m loyal to all my friends. Always have been, always will be. That doesn’t mean I have to be monogamous. Why would I be? Doesn’t work for what I want. So get off your high horse or you’re gonna be using that mug as a hat. We good? Good.
Applejack doesn’t try to change me. Yeah, yeah, I know she was kinda confused at first, but so what? I’m not gonna hold that against her. She knows what she was getting into, don’t worry yourself about it. She sure doesn’t. Why should you or anyone else?
Anyway, so sometimes, I like it simpler. I like to narrow it down. It kinda depends on my mood, if you know what I mean. After all, I’ve screwed tons of chicks and I’ve tried all kinds of kinky stuff. So I’ve really been around. Still, I like to keep it simple.
Sometimes I want it rough. Sometimes I want it gentle. Sometimes I want it crazy.
AJ’s the best for when I want it rough. Why do you think I like her so much? Hell yeah, we fight a lot before we have sex. We’re always battling to see who gets on top! Sometimes we get bloody noses, bruises, cut lips, and ripped clothes, all that awesome stuff. She even hits me during sex, and I love it! Yeah! Of course I hit her too, duh! Why wouldn’t I? I sure as hell don’t let many girls hit me during sex, let me tell ya. Not at freaking all.
Huh? Who wins the most? Eh, I don’t have a freaking clue. I’ve lost count! Sometimes she wins, sometimes I win. I’d sure as hell like to say I win the most, but even I don’t have the numbers. Who cares, anyway, it’s all about the moment we get into it!
Like I said, I love it. Getting all rough and tough with AJ feels totally right. Kinda like we were just meant for it. All that rough n’ tough sex is exactly what I totally want. She understands it and she even wants it rough, too! Freaking awesome is what it is!
Sure, I’ve gotten rough with other chicks, but it’s Applejack who knows how to make it even better. She knows what I want, I know what she wants, and we know how to deliver it. Nothing beats sex with AJ, bar none. I’ll gladly take any bruise or bloody nose with her, ‘cause it’s everything I’d ever wanted! Rough, fast, energetic, and not holding anything back. Yeah!
Okay, sometimes, maybe I do need a break. I mean, fast as I am, I’m not exactly a machine, here. Heh, don’t get me wrong. AJ and I can go several hours over the course of one night if we wanted to. Yes, of course we take breaks between rounds. Duh! Even we can’t go nonstop! Applejack’s learned a lot about this, in that you gotta space out the time you work and when you take a break. She’s stubborn, but she’s not an idiot. She knows we gotta relax between our screwing.
Anyway, so sometimes, I like it gentle. I like being with someone who’s a submissive kind of chick. Sometimes I just want to be dominant over a sub, you know? Yeah, sometimes that gets boring, but when you get the right kinda chick, it’s definitely awesome in its own way.
I see Fluttershy a lot, actually. So we-hey! Hey, don’t give me that look! I know Fluttershy’s got issues with her shyness and self-assertion, but she’s not a doormat. If she really didn’t want this with me, she’d tell me and of course I’d stop. I sleep with a lot of chicks, but I’m not a liar or a rapist. Stop White Knighting her. She’s a big girl and can decide for herself! Now quit it, then maybe I’ll keep talking.
You good? Fine, now we can continue.
Fluttershy’s a true sub at heart. She’s a lot more gentle and sweet when we have sex, but ya know what? I really like that. Like I said, sometimes I just want to dominate without fighting to do it! Fluttershy’s awesome for that, but she doesn’t just lie back and let me do all the work. Oh, no. She participates through and through. The way she responds, the sounds she makes, and all the great stuff. Fluttershy’s also big on giving and taking. She refuses to let me do all kinds of things without her being able to do something back.
Hey, I’m all for giving and taking, but sometimes I just want to make her feel good without her having to worry. But hey, that’s Fluttershy for you!
Sometimes, I let her be on top. Sure, I prefer being on top in any case, but Fluttershy’s pretty much one of the only girls I’d ever willingly let top me. Like I said, she’s more gentle, so it’s definitely an interesting experience to let her be on top. Even she has her moments of being a lot more bold, which she feels a lot more comfortable expressing. Hey, I encourage her and tell her she can let it all out on me, so I think that helps. It’s pretty awesome, not to mention so freaking cute.
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Oh, right. Because it’s Fluttershy, of course you have to ask that.
Yes. She likes to cuddle. I’ll admit, I don’t cuddle very much. AJ and I do snuggle, but it’s not quite what you’d expect, but she is one of the few I’d ever cuddle with. Fluttershy, however, is a huge cuddle bug. If there’s one girl I always snuggle with, that’s Flutters. She’s really sweet and just likes those quieter, intimate moments. Not always my thing, though.
But for her, I don’t mind it. Hell, I really like it. She’s nice to cuddle with, she always smells nice, and she’s always so happy. How can I not? Sometimes I need a good gentle cuddle, I’ll admit that much. Just don’t think I’m sappy for it.
Life’s too short. Like what ya like.
Anyway, sometimes, I’ll admit, I need to be held. AJ’s awesome for that, she’s really understanding and lets me do what I gotta do. She’ll sit beside me, sometimes hold me, sometimes puts an arm around me, whatever feels right. On top of that, she tells me right out what I need to do and asks what she can do to help.
Fluttershy’s great for that too. She holds me, runs her fingers through my hair, sometimes whispers in my ear, you name it. She’s a sweet kind of girl and likes to be there for you, you know? I feel like I can talk to her about anything, and she listens. Sometimes, that’s just what I need. She can’t always do much to help, but she listens and holds me. That’s all I can ask for, really.
You sure are quiet. Huh? The crazy? Yeah, I was getting to that! Hold your horses.
I don’t get what you’re finding funny. Whatever, I’ll wait till you’re done laughing.
You done? Oh, fine. I’ll wait.
How about now? You done? Finally. You were beginning to freak me out.
Anyway, so I also like having crazy sex. You know who does that awesomely? Pinkie Pie. Hell yeah, you won’t find crazier sex anywhere! She has all kinds of tricks to make it kinky, let me tell you. Toys, positions, using all kinds of confectionery, you name it, she’ll try it. There isn’t anything she won’t do.
Well, except when the Cakes and the twins are around, she tries to keep it a minimum like that. So sometimes we gotta cut corners or wait until they’re gone to bed. But whatever.
Pinks is awesome to screw, she usually lets me take control, but she can actually overtake me like nobody’s business! Not rough and tough fighting like with AJ, but it’s definitely worth mentioning.
What? You didn’t see it coming? You must be new here. It’s Pinkie Pie. Yeah, I know she spends her days baking, planning parties, throwing said parties, and babysitting. But even she needs a break to let out her… uh, Inner Zaniness, I guess. She’s Pinkie. That’s all I can say. You didn’t know she was into crazy sex, eh?
This one time, she used her party cannon! You had to be there. It was the freaking weirdest and yet the coolest thing she ever did for it. I mean, whoa!
Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a bit. But she does make it crazy! In her own Pinkie-ish way, if you want to put it like that. She makes sex interesting, even if you just want an easy lay after a tough day at work. Hell, sometimes she’ll even surprise you right the hell out of nowhere! Can’t really explain it when she does that, but trust me, it’s pretty awesome.
Hey, you know what? I like that bigger body of hers. I’m with all kinds of girls, so I don’t exactly discriminate, either. But I think it’s pretty awesome, with that round belly of hers, especially. She calls it jiggly or something like that. Jiggly, kinda like jello.
Where was I going with that?
Whatever. You get my point.
So, it’s totally something to have all these options of girls I can be with. Hell, you know what? When it comes to AJ, Flutters and Pinks, it isn’t just the sex, either. Whether it’s a few of us or all six of us, we all have awesome times. Fighting against evil, going on adventures, traveling places, or just hanging out around here doing stuff. Call the sex an awesome bonus, if you want to, I guess. It’s been awesome hanging out with all of them, you know? Wouldn’t trade it for a thing.
Wow, I’m getting sappy. Guess it’s the alcohol talking, or something. Still, can’t exactly deny it.
Huh? Oh, yeah. Like I wanted to say, as much as I do sleep with other girls, AJ’s still my… uh, well, technically my girl, right? I don’t know, I can’t even label it if I tried. Anyway, she still means a lot to me, a lot more than I can say. Same for all my friends. I can tell you I’d go to them before I’d go to some stranger chick I never met.
At the end of the day, I like all kinds of sex with other girls. But if I had to narrow it down, I like it rough, gentle, or crazy.
Hey, whaddya know. There’s AJ right now. I guess she’s coming to deliver some apple cider or something. Heh, hope you don’t mind, but I’ve gotta run. She’s wearing those awesome shorts, anyway.
What? Oh, don’t give me that look. You know I’m going home with her so we can screw.
Author's Note
Before you guys get any ideas, no. XD Don't get used to this. The reasons why I did this are below. This was a special circumstance.
To anyone who follows Schpog’s AskHumanAppleDash blog, I wrote this little fanfiction based on it. It’s not much, just a little something of Rainbow Dash speaking to a mysterious bar patron (or is it the reader?) a bit about her sex life. :P
I had one original plan for this, but I decided to keep it simple and tackle this kind of narrative. Where the character is talking to someone you never get the name or identity of. It’s a mystery character or it could be the reader. You never know. X3
Anyway, so I might do my original idea, which was to split it into a little anthology. Rough, Gentle, Crazy. It was going to be a full-on NSFW sex fic with Rainbow Dash sexing up with Applejack (Rough), Fluttershy (Gentle), and Pinkie (Crazy). Not in the same day, mind you. Just a bit of a “Time in the life of” kind of thing. An anthology, like I said.
Plus, I made this for her as a thank-you. The blog and bits of its storyline really inspired me for a story I have. Without it, well, I never would’ve gotten to where I am now. :D I also made it as a message of getting better, due to her recent health concerns.
Schpog, thank you so much for inspiring me. <3 Glad you’re feeling better!
