dysphoria: cake the cursed

There is a blank screen on a computer, with a simple click of the mouse the computer lights up and a movie starts to play

a mare black coat with a red 7 pointed star cutiemark, about the age of 24 looks at the screen and brushes her brown mane out of her eyes. she seems restless as proven by her wings twitching to get more comfortable

"okay cake, you can do this... "she mumbles before smiling "hello everypony! i am cake and i am a transpony!"

the camera cuts to her rubbing her forehead in discust "nono stupid stupid stupid" she adjusts the camera "take two. ahem. GOOD MORNING VEITNAGGGG!... no one would get that refrence" the camera cuts again, the chair is empty and the mare is banging her head against the back wall

"take twelve. good afternoon fillies and gentlecolts, my name is cake and welcome to.. nono" the camera cuts again, the mare is not onscreen but offscreen the sound of anger/annoyance is heard through a scream of sorts

"take... i forgot. you know what, screw it. if it does not fit this time i wont bother, as no one will see this anyway." the mare sighs, adjusts her hair and looks at the camera "my name is cake, i am a mare.. i was not born as such... i used to be a stallion. these are.... sort of journals i guess? whatever. before i begin i want to explain where i am. not insomuch as you can find my street and house, but just a general... sense of sorts."

cake brushes the mane out of her eyes again and sighs

"i live in the providence of the most... not uber religious but very religious ponys. a group that calls themselves Latter Day Celestias but most people know them as macaronis. nicknamed after the book of macaroni the sort of.. secondary bible they have. it is... the staple of here of sorts. "

"now in the painted pony native equestrian providence, (nicknamed utah because of the ute tribe of native equestrians) most people would reconise big names like salt lick city, lagoon city, and St Gorge. if you dont know where those are you may want to find them on the map. because all my story revolves around those few spots and some others...

so i am cake, i am a mare, and this... is my story"