Pinkie's Pleasurably Fun Adventure

by poniesftw

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 2969

Pinkie Pie travels through a interdimensional vortex that unexpectedly transports her to the human world. She then proceeds to curiously inspect her new, and interesting, body.

Pinkie Pie wants to have the same fun that Twilight had, so she travels through a interdimensional vortex that unexpectedly transports her to the human world. One of the first things that she is captivated by in the new and strange world is her own body. It's hard to walk, and she has these weird things called fingers. What will she do in this strange and unfamiliar world?

Warning: This story contains clop! Just wanted to tell you that...

Published 2013-10-20 04:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-20 04:00:02 UTC

Pinkie's New Body

Pinkie Pie bounced gleefully down one of the many long hallways in the Canterlot Castle. Twilight had just returned from her adventure in a new world and everypony was excited. From what Twilight had told Pinkie, the place that she had went was completely different from Equestria. Not only that, but there was apparently parallel versions of everypony in it as well.

"Oh, it sounds like she had soooo much fun!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie as she bounded up to a door at the end of the hallway, "I wish I could have gone too."

Pinkie opened the door at the end of the hallway and jumped through. As she looked around at her new surroundings she noticed that there were portals wherever she looked. She was in the portal room of Canterlot Castle.

"Perfect, I knew that this room was around here somewhere!" announced the pink pony to herself, "Now which portal is the one that Twilight went through? It's hard to remember, they all look the same."

It was late evening in Canterlot and Pinkie and her friends were spending the night in the castle until they returned home the next day. Of course, Pinkie couldn't sleep at a time like this, in fact, she normally could sleep at any time, but that was besides the point. The point was that Twilight had traveled to a new and awesome place without her, and she had all the fun without her. Now Pinkie hated missing out on fun things, especially if they were once in a lifetime fun things. So, she had decided to slip out of the sleep chambers at night and go through one of the portals. Then, she would have lots of fun exploring a new world, and come back before morning. Nopony would ever know that she was gone; it was the perfect plan!

"I'm so nervouscited!" smiled Pinkie inspecting each portal, "If only I knew which one Twilight had went through."

After a little contemplation Pinkie decided the best way to pick the right portal. It was as simple as Eeny, meeny, miny, moe! Even if she didn't pick the right portal she'd still have a super fun adventure.

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, I pick you!" exclaimed the carefree pony picking a random portal.

Pinkie happily bounced over to the portal that her hoof had landed on and peered inside. The only thing that she could see inside of it was her own reflection. Amused at the fact of her own reflection, she started making funny faces and laughed at herself. When she was finally through chortling she took a deep breath and stepped through the portal. As Pinkie spun through the interdimensional vortex she began to wonder where she would end up and how much fun she would have in this new world.

"I bet I'll make a lot of new friends, and I can make them all cupcakes! Hmmm, do they even have cupcakes where I'm going? I hope so. If not, I'll be the first to make them! Ooo, and what about chimicherrychongas? I wonder if I'll see my parallel self? Or a parallel Gummy! I wonder if Rainbow Dash..."

Suddenly, Pinkie hit the ground with a dull thud. She had landed. It took a few minutes for her senses to kick in. Everything about her felt different. After a little while she had focused enough to pick her head up off the ground and look around. Wherever she was it wasn't the same place that Twilight had gone to. Twilight had said that she had landed outside next to a building. Pinkie, on the other hand, was already inside some sort of a building. It seemed to be someone's bedroom. There was a bed in the corner, and a dresser. Also, there was a window, but the curtains were pulled shut. Out of the corner of her eye she saw some sort of a black box sitting on top of a table. And finally, on the far side of the room, there was a white door leading out of it.

"Hmmmm, where am I?" wondered Pinkie having trouble forming words with her new mouth, "And what am I?"

With great effort Pinkie tried to stand up on her feet. From what Twilight had explained, in the place that she had traveled to people only stood on two legs. Pinkie hoped that it was the same for this world.

"Wooaaahhhh..." cried Pinkie stumbling over and falling onto a small desk in the room. Her hand hit a small black object on the desk and suddenly the black box on the other side of the room came to life!

"...and now we are going to transition over to Washington where President Barack Obama will be giving a speech about our economy," announced a lady who suddenly appeared in the black box.

Curious about what was happening Pinkie began to fumble with the black object some more to see if it would make something else happen. Instead, she somehow managed to make the black box go completely blank again.

"Woah, was that magic?" thought Pinkie as she continued to stare at the black screen with interest.

Excited by her new discovery, Pinkie tried to get up and and walk over to the black box to further inspect it. Instead, she tripped over her own feet and landed on the bed in a daze. When she rolled over onto her back she noticed something out of the corner of her eye. Using her hands to prop herself up, Pinkie turned her head to look at the object that had caught her attention. Hanging on the wall of the room was a large mirror. In it Pinkie could see the reflection of the bed and herself laying on it.

For the first time, she could actually see what she looked like in this new world. Momentarily forgetting the black box, she slid herself across the bed and over to the mirror. She then sat up on the edge of the bed and stared at herself intently. The first thing that she noticed was that she was no longer pink. Her skin was a weird tannish color. The only thing that was still pink was her hair, which was still as puffy and tangled as ever. She no longer had a muzzle either, instead her face was flat.

She was wearing some cloths as well. Of course, Pinkie had kind of expected this. Twilight had told her that when she had appeared in the parallel world she too suddenly had cloths on.

"Oooo, it's pink! My favorite color," said Pinkie pulling at the collar of her shirt as she looked down at it, "And what are these?"

Pinkie noticed that she had two, rather large, lumps protruding from her chest. Curiously, she grabbed both of them with her hands and gave them a few squeezes. She giggled as they squished underneath her hands. Whatever they were they somewhat reminded her of two big balloons. As she groped them she began to wonder what they looked like underneath her cloths. After all, they were a new part of her body that she had never had before.

After some great effort, Pinkie Pie succeeded in clumsily taking off her shirt. Then, to her disappointment, she realized that she had on yet another garment under that. Whatever it was, it seemed to be somehow supporting her lumps. Unsure of how to take it off, Pinkie just began to pull at it in different ways until it kind of just fell off. Finally, she was able to see what these strange balloon-like lumps looked like. Looking down at them, Pinkie noticed that, even without the support, they still seemed to be very perky even though they were big. Of course, what caught her attention the most was the small pinkish dots in the center of them. Curious, she reached her hand up and began to touch one of them.

As she continued to poke and touch it, it suddenly started to stick out more and become hard. Finding this to be interesting and funny, Pinkie only began to play with it more. This only made it harder and more prominent. Also, she realized that it felt good. So, she decided to play with the other one as well. After they had both became hard, Pinkie grabbed both of her lumps and squished them together, all the while chortling to herself. Whatever these things were, they were fun.

Suddenly a funny idea popped into Pinkie's head. She knew that she could lick her elbows, but she wondered if she could lick these small hard things in the center of her balloons. She took a second to laugh at the idea. Half the time she didn't even know where she came with most of what she thought. Anyway, she still wanted to try it. So, taking a hold of one of her lumps she lifted it as close as she could to her mouth and stuck out her tongue. She soon realized that, not only could she lick it, but she could easily fit the entire small hard pink bump into her mouth. She also noticed that as she slid her tongue around it, it felt really good. So, she began to tease it with her tongue until she found out that sucking it was even better.

When she was finished Pinkie popped it out of her mouth with a smack of her lips and smiled to herself. She could always explore the new world some other time; right now she was having enough fun exploring her own new body. She wondered if it had anything else that she normally didn't have. She blew her curly hair out of her eyes before curiously unbuttoning what she assumed to be her pants. It was a little awkward for her because not only was she not used to the fact of having fingers, but she also had to peer down over her large lumps. She toppled backwards onto the bed as she struggled to take her pants off.

She somehow ended up with her back on the bed, her legs straight up in the air, and her pants on the other side of the room. As she snickered at what had just occurred, Pinkie began to examine her new legs. She worked her way down from her feet until she reach her groin area. She noticed that, yet again, she was wearing some sort of undergarment. However, this time she was pretty sure she knew what it was covering. After not nearly as much effort it had taken to get the pants off, Pinkie was finally naked, from head to toe. Using her hands to push her large lumps out of the way, Pinkie peered down at what she assumed was her pussy. It just so happened to be shaven, and it looked a little different than it normally did, but, for the most part, it was the same.

Now, although she doesn't usually masturbate, Pinkie thought it would be a fun idea to try her new pussy out. After all, how often do you get to masturbate in a parallel dimension in an alternate body? Like never! The only thing she wondered was, how was she going to do it? She now had these weird things called hands. Unsure of what to do, Pinkie balled up her right hand into a fist and began to rub her pussy with it. Close enough to a hoof, right? As she continued to rub herself she found out that it felt better if she held her hand out flat and rubbed her clit with two fingers.

As she continued to rub her pussy, she instinctively grabbed onto one of her lumps with her other hand and began to play with it. She started to moan with pleasure and she began to rub faster. Eventually her pussy started to become really sticky and wet. Pinkie was beginning to become very horny now, and she wished that she had something to put inside of her. At that moment a brilliant idea popped into Pinkie's head. She could just use her fingers! They were long and just about the perfect size. She could even determine the thickness by putting in more than one at a time.

Excited by her idea, Pinkie couldn't wait any longer, "Weee, lets go!"

She quickly decided that it would be best if she started out with two fingers. Then, without hesitation, she plunged them into herself. She gasped at the sudden fullness in her body. It felt really good. With the two fingers inside of herself she began to wiggle them around and feel the inside walls of her pussy. Something that she normally wasn't able to do when she had hooves.

"Wow, this is great," she giggled with pleasure and enthusiasm, "I should travel to parallel worlds more often!"

When she was done feeling the inside of herself she began to slowly move her fingers back and fourth, all the while gaining momentum. Her new pussy was really tight, but that was okay, she liked it that way. As she continued to finger herself, Pinkie, once again, lifted one of her huge lumps to her mouth and began to suck on the small hard bump in the center of it. She was in heaven; this was great. As she continued to pound herself with her fingers for, Pinkie began to wonder what other fun things this world had to offer. It obviously had magic because of that weird black box, maybe it had cupcakes too? Maybe she could get Rainbow Dash to come with her to this world sometime. They cold have fun pulling pranks on the people how lived in it. Ooooo, Pinkie wondered what Rainbow Dash would look like in her new body?

Pinkie suddenly let out a loud moan cutting her crazy train of thought off. She had been fingering herself for quite a long time now. While she had been thinking she didn't realize that she had switched from two fingers to four. She looked down and watched her two big lumps flopping back and fourth has she bounced up and down from the thrusting. Every time she drove her hand in and out of her pussy it made a kind of suction sound. She was really wet, and her juices were trickling out of her. She could feel her climax approaching.

Pinkie began to move her hand even faster and began to arch her back. Every time she thrust her fingers into herself she would let out a small sharp exhale. It felt so great, and it was so much fun!

"Here... here it comes!" exclaimed Pinkie throwing her head back.

She shoved her hand into herself one final time as deeply as she could, all the while moaning with pleasure. Then she suddenly cummed, and her juices squirted out everywhere. When she was finished she relaxed her body and flopped back down onto the bed. She was breathing heavily now, and she was all sweaty. Her hand was still lodged deeply up her pussy, and a long trail of saliva hung from the bottom of her lip to the tip of one of the hard bumps in the center of her huge lumps.

After taking a few minutes to soak in the pleasure, Pinkie giggled and sat up. She would have done it all over again, but she could tell that light was beginning to shine through the closed curtains. It was time for her to leave. Although she really wanted to say longer, Pinkie knew that her friends would begin to wonder where she was. She slowly pulled her fingers out of herself and looked at them. They were soaking wet. Since she didn't have anything to dry them off with she just licked them clean before attempting to get up off of the bed. She stood up wobbly and worked her way over to the closet which was apparently the portal.

Just when she was about to jump through the portal, the door to the bedroom suddenly swung open. A thin cross-eyed lady with rather large lumps stepped into the room.

"I'm sooo glad my night shift is over! Now I just want to lay down and slee-" she stopped in mid-sentence at the sight of a random, naked, pink-haired lady standing in the middle of her room.

She was so surprised that all she could do was stare at Pinkie in astonishment. Pinkie noticed that she was wearing a light grey skirt that went well with her amber eyes, and on her shirt was a funny looking bubble design.

"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie exclaimed, "Sorry if I messed up your room a little bit. You see, I'm not exactly from this world. I'm from a parallel dimension! I wound love to talk more, but the interdimensional vortex in your closet is going to close at any minute now and I have to get back home. You should come to Equestria sometime! If you stop by Sugar Cube Corner I'll give you a free cupcake! Anyways, see ya!"

With that, Pinkie Pie dove into the closet head first leaving the cross-eyed person speechless and dumbfounded.

After taking a few minutes to comprehend what had just happened she sat down and rubbed her temples, "The doctor told me that I was special, but I didn't know that he meant I was crazy..."

Author's Note

Now I know that there may be quite a few plot holes in this story, but it's just for laughs! Hope you enjoyed it! :)

Btw, I'm sorry it there are any grammar/spelling errors. I wrote this at about midnight, and when I was sick.