The punisher

by Johnbravo13

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Dark, Human
Length: 2792

The punisher ends up in equestria.

The punisher in equestria what do you think happens?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-03 23:12:05 UTC

The psychopath

the hive

Location: unknown

October 19 2013

8:50 pm

   "What is this shit" a changeling drone complained as he continued to carry the heavy eguipmet to the hives lab.

   "Quiet you idiot. Do yo know what the queen will do if she hear you say something like that?" A changeling knight warned

   " pfft she doesn't scare me"

   " I should" echoed throughout the corridor.

   "Queen chrysalis" both changelings panicked and backed to the wall. The drone almost dropping the piece of equipment.

   " so you think you can just dethrone me?"

   " no my queen I would never dream of it." The drone whimpered.

   "You know just so this is clear..." Chrysalis fired a blast towards the knight striking him dead."oh and if you drop that box. I will have you dehorned and dewinged. Got it?"

   "Ah y-yes maim"

   "All right"

   "Phil" the drone whispered.

   "WHAT WAS THAT?!"chrysalis screamed.

   "Nothing"

   "Changelings only have names if they are important drone Seven four three."The queen scorned.

   "Yes maim. If you don't mind. What is this for?"

   " I might as well tell you. Nine weeks ago a found another world. I need a curtain psychopath to create enough of a distraction I need to go with my plans. Who knows it may take out a element barer as well."

   "So you going to bring that thing to the hive?"

   "No I don't know where he will show up ok." Chrysalis yelled.

   " ok"

   " oh and I will take the equipment now be on your way." Chrysalis said taking the box in her magic. "Oh this is excalant this is the last part it will be ready any day now."she thought to her self.

equestria

Location: canterlot castle

October 19 2013

Three hours earlier

A male earth pony by the name of One-Word enters Celestia's day court.

   "Ugh unless you have good news please just bug my sister later ok." Celestia groaned." I am not in the mood."

  "K"

   "Oh and um can you tell the cooks to bring me some banana cloud cake?"

   "Sure"

   "Uh I am so fat but it is so good." She whispered to her self.

   " no"

   "Are you being truthful?"

   "Yes"

   "Ok ah thank you."

Earth

Location: New York

October 19 2013

5:00 pm

   "Look I don't know the lock combination. They don't tell us that"

   " we'll that is just swell." The crook said as he readied and aimed his firearm.

BANG

The crook head jerked to the side as he fell splattering blood on the wall.

   "Oh shit the punisher." The manager whimpered behind his desk.

The punisher holstered his pistol and walked up to the desk handing a one dollar bill." Can I get change in quarters please?"

   "Yea just take it and go." The manager half hazardly throw five quarters on the table.

Castle took four leaving the bill on the desk. "Thanks." Then walked out and across the street to the laundry mat. The proceed to insert a quarter into the machine. Sitting down he began to read the local newspaper.

The punisher still at large.

The vary long line of murder racked up by the punisher or castle continues to rise. The punisher is believed to work alone but a informant targeting his victims is not unlikely. All his victims all had criminal records on file a lot of them murderers. Any and all information containing clues to his whereabouts will be awarded handsomely. What ever you do do not engage

   The punisher smiled and texted Larry his informant "year two they still don't expect an informant"

Equestria

Location: Canterlot castle

October 19 2013

11:00 pm

One-word entered Luna's night court.

   "Let me guess Tia brushed you off and sent to me?" Luna asked

   "Yep"

   "For fucks sake Tia. Fine what is it"

One-word throw her a letter.

   "We'll crap the portal parts have been stolen. Have some one investigate."

   "K"

   "Ugh why do you have to be named One-word?"

   "Oh thats easy. You see when I was born the doctors said to my parents to limit my name to one word. Yea my parents are smart asses. Actually that's our family name so I am One-word smart-ass."

   Luna deadpanned not expecting more than one word let alone ...that. "Ok this night court is over." Luna said leaving still processing the conversation.

   "K"

   After a while Luna decided to walk around the market looking for ways to get back at her sister for unload all the crap on her. She eventually came across the die store she stopped.

...

...

   "Wow those graffitiers are really stepping up there game." Then walked in.

   "Welcome to to dye store where colors come to be I'm dye pack what do you need."

   "You do know that..." Luna was cut off by dye pack "yes I know it scares away the customers. You would think that would be wise enough but eh. So what can i get you princess ... Oh princess." The store clerk quickly bowed.

   "Arise uh I need some bright pink dye please."

   "Interesting request can I ask what it is for why?" He said while getting the dye ready.

   "No you may not but do not fret you and all will know in time."

   "Should I be worried?"

   "No not at all but this exchange never happened right?"

   "What happened?"

   "That's what I like to heir."

The machine

Equestria

Location: twilight's library

October 20 2013

10:00 am

   Spike, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Applebloom were all huddled up over a comic book.

   "Hay what are you ponies reading?" Twilight asked the three fillies and a dragon.

   "Oh we reading the new power ponies." Spike said.

   "Spike you do know that power ponies were made for small fillies right?"

   "Don't judge me" spike yelled.

   "Well twilight we thought about getting our cutie marks in superheroing. We are just researching to you know what exactly To do." Applebloom spoke up.

   "We already have the costumes made." Sweetie belle said holding a white shirt with a Red Cross on it.

   "Girls don't you think that that's a little dangerous."

   "But it would be so awesome!" Scootaloo said trying to mimic dash.

   "Just don't do anything stupid ok." Twilight said thinking what could they really do ... Beter have dash look after them. "so when are you girl going superheroing."

   "Tomarrow we want to do it right." The cutie mark crusaders all said in unison.

   "Good to know"

Equestria

Location: canterlot castle

October 20 2013

10:00 am

   "LUNA" celestia screamed as she stormed through the castle towards Luna's bedroom from the shower room. All the gaurds know to get out of the way. She made it to her sister's bedroom and went in.

   "Oh hello pinks."

   "Luna you dyed my fur pink."

   "You passed a lot of ponies off on me." Luna reminded celestia.

   "Luna that's defferet."

   "Don't you have day court to go to pinks."

   "Yea and I don't have the time to fix my fur ether." She said walking out to day court.

   "Classic." Luna said with a giggle.

  "Yes"

   "One-word didn't see you there." She said to the stallion in the hallway.

   Celestia sat down on her throne ready for day court."next" She commanded.

   Shinning Armor  walked in "princess I hav... Why ar" Celestia cut him off "I sware to me if you finish that sentance. Your new home will be on the moon."

   "Ah well we found evidence of changeling at the sites of the stollen parts."

   "Amp up the search for the hive. As of right now that is top priority." Celestia commanded.

Earth

Location: New York warehouse

October 20 2013

9:00 pm

   The punisher was watching the warehouse tha Larry targeted. He decided to wait till it was most busy to eliminate more in one sweep. The werehouse was storing illeg guns off all caliber for the black market. This time was now or never. He readied his compound bow and quietly took out the snipers on patrol. The usually fell from head shoots but if not the poision quickly took effect.

   Once he was done and sure that there were no more snipers were watching. He carefully climbed down and retrieved his arrows wiping them of on the victims clothes. He then retracted the bow the placed it in one of his holsters. He the snuck in the building using the shadows his mostly black armor helping.

   He spoted tree crooks talking blissfully unaware of his presence. He decided to Liston in on there conversation.

   "Can you believe this guy only hired five guys? Three guarding the merchandise and two gaurding him."

   "To his defense we are the best there is and the pay oh the pay."

   "Calm down John." The third one said.

Armatures only five I ain't the police. The punisher thought grabbing his knife and his silenced pistol. He quickly ran up stabbed one thug twisting it calapsing his lungs while shooting another them both. The third fired two shots both missed. The punisher disarmed him and broke his arm. Grabbing him he turned on a sander using it as a interrogation devise he said to the thug " you are going to show me where your boss is at."

   "Ok ill show you but they already know you're here."

   "Not a problem."

The hive

Location: unknown

October 20 2013

9:50 pm

   "My queen the device is ready" drone seven four three said.

   "The what are you doing here Changeling Bob start it up" chrysalis said.

   "Yes maim thank you maim" Changeling Bob yelled as he started the devise.

   "Excellent"

Earth

Location: the warehouse

October 20 2013

9:30 pm

   "There in that room they are in there" the thug cried.

   The punisher shoved the thug through the door. The crooks inside started firing but only hitting the thug. The punisher throw his knife at one crook hitting him in his chest and shoot gunned the other. Then he preceded to the boss easily disarmed hem and broke both arms.

   "What ever you want just take it it's yours." The boss yelled

  "Don't worry I will." The punisher said as he stuck a small device in the bosses mouth. "Keep pressure on that or it will blow your mind away." With that he walked out.

   Going back to the storage room he proceeded to open creates taking any thing deemed valuable guns, ammo, grenades etc. After loading his second duffle bag he called Larry. "Ok ready for pickup.

Bang*

   "What was that?"

   "Nothing just punishment."

   "Ok I am bringing the van."

   As the punisher hung up a bright flash of light enveloped him and his duffle bags.

Equestria

Location: twilight's library

October 20 2013

10:00 pm

   Twilight sensed a vary strong magic emitted from the Everfree Forrest causing to put down her book.

The human

Equestria

Location: Ponyvile

October 21 2013

9:00 am

   "Girls do you know why I called you here?" Twilight asked her friends.

   "Ah donnow twi, did the princess send ya a letter."

   "No"

   "Ooh are you throwing a party? Nonono you hosting a super-duper-scavenger hunt? Please be scavenger hunt!" Pinkie yelled.

   "Er yes pinkie it's like a scavenger hunt but possibly only one item to be found. Late last night while I was studying I noticed a magic fluctuation in the Everfree Forrest. We need to go in there and find out what it was. Any questions?"

   "Um do we um have to? I'm sure it was just somepony horsing around. If you don't mind me saying."

   "Yes Fluttershy it was way to powerful to just put off. It could be dangerous we have to make sure we stop it if it is. Any other questions?"

   "Nah we're good." Applejack exclaimed.

   "Good. Applejack Big Mac watching the three fillies right?"

   "Eeyup he's ain't quite happy about it tho."

   "Ooh he will get over it applejack. Lets just go sooner we find this the sooner I can fix my main from what the Forrest will most likely to do."

Equestria

Location:Everfree Forrest

October 21 2013

9:30am

   The punisher found himself lying in the Forrest. He got up and picked up both duffle bags of the weapons and ammunition he took from the warehouse. "Alright show yourself." He yelled. There was no reply. " I know you are near you did something to me and brought be here." He stood there for a good ten minuets before he heard growling.

   Turning around he spotted a creature made entirely of wood and it was pissed. "Looks like my friend must have been killed already. Move along wolf this path you do not want to traverse." He said griping his hidden desert eagle.

   The wolf growled again and then leaped towards the punisher. The punisher sidestepped firing at the wolf's head causing it to explode its body falling limp. "See told you." He said turning around holstering his pistol with no weapons showing.

   He heard some rattling he look behind him seeing the wolf's head reforming. Then it growled and leaped again. This time the punisher throw a Grenade strait into the wolf's mouth. The grenade exploded blowing the wolf to bits. "Reform that wolf." He stood the for a minuet before turning around. After another minuet he heard the rattling again. He turned and said " Look wolf just give up, play dead you not going to win this fight." The wolf reformed but was stopes when it was surrounded by a purple haze picked up and thrown away. "Strange."

   "You're welcome."

   He turned around and saw six vary colorful horses all coming up to his waist. "I don't suppose you brought me here?"

   "Oh no dear. We came here in the Forrest cause of the commotion. Oh so you don't know why you are here? Must explain that atrocious attire." The white one said.

   "You mean my shirt? My son gave me it a while back it is supposed to scare away evil."

   "Interesting. Oh where are our manners I'm Twilight Sparkle and that is Fluttershy." She gestured towards the yellow one hiding behind her.

   "I'm Rarity"

   "Am Applejack."

   "Rainbow Dash."

   "I'm Pinkie Pie and why are you bipedal?"

   "Pinkie you can't just ask why somepon-er whatever he is is bipedal." Rarity scolded.

   "Its ok Rarity is it? I'm Frank Castle or the punisher your choose. I don't care and I am a human."

   "What in tarnation is a hyuman?" Applejack asked to no one in particular."

   "He could be from a deferent universe really according to the multiverse theory all possibilities exist. So he maybe the only human here."

   "Egghead."

   "Shut up Rainbow. Anyways Frank follow us to Ponyvile we'll see about sending you back." Twilight said as she lead the way.

   After five minuets Rarity turned to Frank and said. "So you have a son is that correct?"

   "Had a son" Frank said causing the ponies to stop with tears in their eyes.

   "Oh dear. I'm sorry if you don't mind what happened?"

   "I rather not go into that it was five years ago. Lets just keep going I rather be in my own world."

   "Frank what did you do in your world?" Twilight asked.

   Frank thought for a second " I worked for law enforcement to make sure criminals get the punishment they deserve."

   "That's cool my brother is like that kinda. He works for the royal guard to the community save from anything that threatens Equestria. He lives with his wife in the Crystal empire but can teleport here when on duty."

   They walked for a few more minuets till a town in the distance appeared. " we are almost there." Twilight said.

   "Oh I have to set up his welcome to Ponyvile as well as welcome to Equestria party." Pinkie said disappearing.

   "That's Pinkie for you always parting. You can handle it can you?"

   "I'm not the party type but I will manage just fine twilight."