A Silver 2012 Nissan Altima. In this fateful sedan, idiocy and horror began. In this car, two jackass highschool juniors find themselves in an irrational chase from their world to a colorful and much more dangerous land. A land that becomes invaded, infected, BLIGHTED by an interdimensional terror. A terror that brings misfortune upon a helpless boy. A terror so vile that it stirs old enemies. A terror that yearns into the ears of the downtrodden and unhappy, slowly building a dark following, preparing its every move.

An evil book, bound in human leather. Through this stolen tome, nightmares arise. The boundaries between worlds become shredded, tossing two hapless teenagers into an alien world, separating them, and leaving one in a chain reaction of disasters.

Two close friends, like brothers, thrown apart in a hard reset. Both possibly insane in their own humorous (at least they seem to think so) ways, both thrust in completely opposite scenarios. One, crashed into a welcoming town, a Princess, and a sextet of friendly heroes. The other? Well, they haven't found him yet.

This is the story of Lee and Gurkirt, two friends on the run from their own idiocies, chased into a pastel pony world by the law, a vengeful bride, and an angry cult.

Perhaps stealing the Necronomicon wasn't such a good idea.

Can Lee protect the dark tome, the cause of this madness? Will the natives change his cynical and dark outlook on life? Will Lee ever find his friend, or is he doomed to an unpredictable life with the six heroes of Equestria?

Club brawls, spider monsters, possessions, and so much more! Read past this glimpse and get caught up in this fantastic adventure with laughs, tears, and insane, high octane adventures, all wrapped up in an absolutely badass tale.

Now read, you damn dirty apes.