The Eleven Doctors

"Well, red, sinister lights, I like red sinister lights...very sinister...and very...red-ish."  Pinkie went on in as character as possible.

Chryssie gazed blankly at the Pink one.

"Where did you find this?"

"WE WERE EX-PLI-CIT-LY OR-DERED TO COL-LECT THE E-NE-MY I-TEMS, AND TAK-ING SOME PO-NIES IS SOME-THING OF IN-TER-EST TO THEM!!"

"Fascinating...but why would the Daleks take Ponies?" Inquired Chrysalis.

"Well, they did totally kill Toola-Roola and StarSong, and I think Kimono's dead too."

Chrysalis then put her mechanical hand to her chin: "Fascinating.  I take it that those they spared are being herded to something called 'The Final Experiment', yes?"

"Well, yeah, how did you-"

"Nobody should know their creatures better than their own creators" Chrysalis explained.  "My monsters are up to something grand; and I would like you to eradicate them!"

"Um, yeah, I can't let you do that."  Pinkie replied.

"AND WHY NOT?!"

"Because there's going to be a catch....riiiiiiiight????"

To her surprise, Chrysalis smiled.

"A rational reason; I like that.  Fair enough, all I want to to prevent a wide over-population of creatures that are out of control."

Before either of them could continue, Fluttershy was shoved into the same room as the rest of them: "Oof!"  Then she tilted her head up.  "Hi Davros.  Sorry to have made you wait."

"It was but a pleasure deferred.  Now you are here....now you shall pay ten fold for the mental agony I suffered!!!"

"I'll say one thing Davros...you're like a deranged child, you're always talking about killing, revenge, and destruction!"

"It is the only path to absolute power!!"

"But at what end, Davros?"

Pinkie remained silent the entire time until now: "WHOOOOOOO WANTS DONUTS?"

They both glanced at her, and then continued their conversation: Fluttershy decided to get the damaged electricity cannon and aim it at the Chrysalis Davros: "What are you doing?!" pleaded the Chrysalis Davros.

"I'm not here as your prisoner Davros, but as your executioner."

"Hey, since Davros' life is about to end right about now, how about we offer her some cupcakes? They make your last breaths magically delicious!"

"PINKIE PIE! MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE!!"

"But I-"

Flutterbitch then shoved Pinkie against a wall, and Davros decided to help Flutters.

The "wall" turned out to be an automatic sliding door, which then opened and Pinkie slid right through it, and then was locked on the other sied.

"That should keep her quiet," the Chrysalis Davros muttered.

"Now, back to our discussion" Fluttershy said gently, "I think I'm going to kill you."

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Blueblood was totally making out with a Pony turned Zygon, to the astonishment of other Ponies.  All their jaws dropped.

What surprised nopony now was how the Zygon immediately revealed itself as exactly that, a Zygon, reflexively.

At that moment, all the guns of the soldiers cocked, but Blueblood waved a gentle hoof at them: "No, don't shoot," he cooed "their cover is blown.  There's nothing they can do now."

One desparate Zygon shouted "JUST SHOOT THEM!!"

"Oh, 'just shoot them teased Blueblood'", which was an accurate impression.

Snickering at this, a Zygon officer said between guffaws, "do me! do me!"

Then, Blueblood gazed at him deeply...

minutes later....

"Wow..." the Zygon officer said between pants, "that's not what I meant...but...call me, okay?"

"I will stud," Blueblood said with a wink.

Lyra was probably the only Pony who didn't look as though she had her childhood ravaged in front of her eyes: "Hey, where did the Angels go?

Her question was answered by having all the Angels surround them at once, all to their surprise.

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Pinkie planned this: She tested Fluttershy's and the Chryalis Davros' capacity of paying attention to her several times, just to make sure they wouldn't suddenly care about what she was doing.  She knew that both Fluttershy and Davros would not agree to this, because she was planning at blowing the place sky-high.  She knew she put the lives at herself and everypony else nearby at doing this, but it wasn't just Ponyville at stake, but the entire world.  She actually hated to do this, but she knew that she may have to and end to several hundred lives, Pony and Dalek alike, to save the Ponies from destruction.

She gets all her energy from nuclear fusion, right? she thought.  To hold plasma within the coils of the core, she needs some pret-ty strong magnetism, which she probably sheleters from the Daleks to not disrupt their CPUs.  Must be held under lock and key.

However, she turned on her toy Sonic Screwdriver Luckily, I have just the tool I need, she thought.

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"Now you see," the Discord Master began, "I had the Daleks plant a little device of my own...It grants the author more will over what he can do to this wretched place, now I'll turn on this device...and more of his will gets planted in...Just watch."

Then Twilight saw the screen, and was surprised: There was Derpy, in the Everfree Forest...

Derpy had then approached a clearing in the forest, and then she saw it: Poor Golden Harvest, still as a statue.  She went up to it, and pleaded with it, trying to make her speak again...but it was no use.

The she noticed something...a safe...and a well...

Realizing the pattern, she put it all together:

"Golden Harvest is safe and well!"

As soon as she figured that riddle out, Gold Harvest's face disappeared!

But then, there was a felt board, with felt pieces on it, that made a felt face.

But they were separate from the head, so she knew what she had to do: assemble the pieces together to finish the face!

So then she tried it, putting an eye here, and mouth over there, and when she was done, she was sure she got it right...but at better attention, she realized something was a little off...but it was too late to fix that, and Golden Harvest was alive again, but with a different face.

Golden Harvest said "Derpy...I feel different."

Derpy began to panic and plead: "Goldie, before you look at your face, just remember, I love you!!!"

All this did was tempt Goldie to look at her reflection all the more.  And she screamed.

And screamed and screamed and screamed.

"Derpy...what did you do!"

"I, I just don't know what went wrong..."

"BESIDES EVERYTHING?!?!"

"Well, it's not that bad." Derpy insisted.

"Not that bad? I look like a Picasso!"

The Discord-Master guffawed and chortled until tears welled in his eyes, and then he regained composure.

"Now, let's see what will happen when we screw with Trixie's mind."

Trixie was in the TARDIS, still grooming and preening herself.  Snips walked in, and then she stared at him.

"Your name...Snips, right?"

"Um, yeah?"

"How did you come by that name?"

"Mom gave it to me?"

"Or perhaps it is a name, of a spritely being, yes?"

"Trixie, you're not making much sense."

"Of course not.  You're an alien spy; do you know what we do with alien spies?"

Snips shook his head.

Trixie decided to demonstrate....