Rainbow Dash catches wind that one of her favorite athletes from her fillyhood will be stopping by Ponyville to sign autographs and talk about his audiobook: "You Suck, I'm Awesome, Now Shut Up and Listen." Only able to convince Mac to go with her to meet him, she discovers that sometimes the fantasy one builds in their mind doesn't always equal reality.

Note: Rated M for language. This is not a 'Kenny Powers in equestria' story, this is a 'Bronius rips off Kenny Powers' personality and makes him a pony griffon from the start' story.