Twilight Sparkle Strips for the Children

Back into the public eye, Twilight was again beset by Pinkie who came rushing up to her.

“You did great! Everypony loved it! I told you it would work!” Said the orchestrator of these events.

“Really? I thought it was a bit flamboyant.”

“Of course it was, silly! That’s pretty much the whole point of it! And thanks to you, those children are going to live easier lives for a long time. Oh, this is the best charity ever!”

“I’m glad to hear it. Well, I suppose we better clean the place up.”

“Aw come on, we still got a lot more work to do. If we made a huge pile of bits from just one show, imagine what we can do with two shows?!”

Even though the power of the pink one is renowned, Twilight stamped her hoof down and took a stance. “No, I will never do another show again. This was a one time thing that we will never speak of again, okay?”

“But the children!”

“Pinkie, you’re my friend, but the children have to learn to take care of themselves at some point.”

Pinkie allowed this challenge to her ambiguous authority to stand, and accepted this small defeat. “Alright Twilight, I won’t force you to.” Twilight nodded and took her leave, leaving the pink baker alone to ponder her thoughts. Unfortunately, the most pressing concept in the insanity ladled mind was “Welp, better find out where Fluttershy is.” and “So how much longer until the reader can stand up in public?”

Now why don’t you put a red headed step child in your shoe and beat it?