How Rainbow Dash betrayed her friends
Rainbow Dash flew through the air as she always does, 'cause she's apparantly too good for the ground or somethin'. She was showin' off as usual, even though nopony was impressed with her totally lame moves. She passed by this annoying pink pony, Pinky something or other. The stupid pink pony was messin' around as always. She just got done breaking up another happy friendship that had lasted since childhood and was now lookin' to hang out with Dash because I guess she has nopony better to hang with.
But Dash was like "no way, I got way cooler friends than you! I'm gonna go have a make-believe tea party, 'cause I've decided being cool is just lame." So she flew off, leaving the pink pony behind to cry and cry so much that a puddle of her own tears formed on the floor.
So then Rainbow Dash flew to some dweeb's house, ShutterFly I guess, and kicked down the door. "Hey ShutterFly, let's hang."
"Ok."
So teh two went outside and did lame-o stuff togethre like singing and dancing and talking about love and tolerance. Then ShutterFly was like "Dash your so cool"
And Dash knew that, even though it totally wasn't true, and said "yeah, I am, so I should go hang with cooler ponies than you."
Dash flew off, leaving her best friend behind as a bear came out and attacked her. Even though her friend was being mauled to death, DAsh was like "I can't be seen with somepony like you. later."
"But Dash, we were friends!"
"Friends shmends," dash said, "I can just make new, better ones."
So Dash decided to hang out with Lightning Duster. They decided to have a race and raced through the sky, through clouds at speeds that would have killed any other ponies (trust me, I've seen it)
Lightning Dust won, and because Dash is so full of herself, she threw a tantrum and decided to push Dust off the cloud to her death.
Dash was left friendless because she had betrayed every last friend she ever had, and nopoyn else wanted to be with somepony who just turned her back on her friends and totally 180ed her persoanlity all the time.
Rainbow Dash then felt a claw on her shoulder. She turned around and looked on in awe at the awesome creature that stood before her. It was the famed griffin huntress Gilda. Badass queen of flight school and most awesome friend the ungrateful pegasus had ever had.
"Gilda? what are you doing here? I betrayed you for no good reason otehr than I'm a terrible pony who chooses lame pastel dweebs over the obviously more awesome girffin that you are."
"Yeah, I know," Gilda said. "But y'know what? Even thoguh your a total flip-flop, and you became such a dork since flight school, and your totally not worth it, I'll still give you another chance."
"You will?" Dasha sked. "omg your so awesome! I'm truly not worthy of having a friend as kind and generous and honest and loyal and funny as you!"
"Yeah yeah, I am great," Gilda said as she stretched out her claw. "Now kiss my claw, bitch."
"YEs!" Dash kissed my claw, a little too much.
"Don't slober on it!" Gilda shouted as she slapped Dash across teh face.
"Sorry! My bad!"
Oh, that face was too adorable. "Eh, it's cool," Gilda said as she hugged Dash, who whimpered as she eased into the hug. "You're too cute, y'know that?"
"am not," Dash said.
"Are too," I say as I lick up some of the blood that had poured from my attack. "Sorry if that hurt ya, Dash. Lemme make it up to ya."
"G-Gilda, I was savin myself for"
"For me," Gilda says as she kisses Dash, forcing her tongue into her mouth. Dash likes it. She moans into Gilda's mouth and holds her tight as she wants more. Who could blame her? Even Selesteya wants Gilda.
"I'm gonna make you feel better," Gilda said as she ran a talon gently over Dash's face. She ran it down her front stroked her hind legs. Dash begged for more, so Gilda cureld up all but one claw and shoved it inside Dash's pussy. "Like that?"
"Yeah! More! Hoof me more!"
"It's clawing, dweeb!" Gilda corrects. Hoofing's what ponies do, and Gilda ain't no lame pony!
"Oh yeah! You're so smart and awesome and great and this! I'm gonna cum!" Dash squirted all over Gilda, cumming so much even though she had hardly even got started.
"You'd better be ready to return the favour," Gilda said as she turned around and lifted her tail up, showing her awesome pussy to Dash who drooled at the site.
Dash was lucky to be able to dig into the best pussy in the world. She licked and "hoofed" Gilda's soaking wet sunt and sucked on her clit so much. it felt amazing. Gilda came all over Dash's face, a lot of it getting inside Dash's mouth and she swallowed it.
"Hey Dash!" the stupid pink pony was back, flying in the air in some stupid helicopter thing despite being an EARTH PONY. "Wanna hang out?"
"Fuck you," dash said, jumping up and kicking the pony in the stomache. She fell down and exploded as she hit the ground. "I got Gilda, I don't need you!"
"Damn right!" Gilda and Dash go back to having awesome sex, but it doesn't last long as Dash pushes Gilda aside and flies into the air. "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to find somepony else! Your boring me!"
"But we"
"Bye Gilda! See ya never!"
But we were friends. We loved each other. We had something.
And you fucking left me after all I gave you.
