The Giant Metallic Things

by CancerousGingerScorpio

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Princess Luna, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Crossover
Length: 1126

The things were gone from Earth, but came to Equestria. Sounds pretty cliche right? They take over Equestria in mere minutes, reducing the Princesses to barely anything. But, Equestria is saved. Look, why are you reading this? Is it even needed?

They braced themselves for what was about to come next. They readied their weapons, and their Drone. However, what they expected was not what they got. There was no blaring sirens. No creaking of metal. No sounds aside froms screams and groans.

"What the? I thought they would come out and attack us now!" Said the American.

"It vould appear ze have left. But vhy?" Said the scientist.

"They have run rike cowards. Dishonoraber" Said the one with the katana.

"Well, that's one giant load off of our shoulders." Said the bearded one.

But, this load had to be transferred. And sadly, Equestria had to bear this load.

HOWEVER, they shall be saved. Not by who you would expect though.

Published 2013-10-25 01:50:05 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-03 03:16:11 UTC

The Metallic Beings

Twilight was lying under the moonlight, with her marefriend Rarity.

"It is a beautiful night out tonight, don't you agree?" Rarity asked.

Twilight sighed. "Yeah, it is. Everything's so clear. You can see all the stars. Luna did an amazing job creating this night." Ahe replied.

Suddenly, a loud siren sounded nearby. Out of nowhere, a giant, metal thing started stomping nearby, along with another large, metal thing (albeit not as large, but still big) came running towards them.

Rarity shuddered. "T-twilight, what is th-that absolutely hideous creature?"

Twilight began to hyperventilate as it got closer, yelling in a gargled voice, swinging it's arms around. "R-RUN!!!!" She shouted at Rarity. They both took off running, trying to escape the metal thing. The metal beast growled robotically and gave chase to the two ponies. Twilight and Rarity dove into a giant rectangular crater, and tried hiding themselves in some wreckage.

The metal beast stopped, looked around, and yelled in frustration as it couldn't find the ponies. It left the area, running towards Ponyville.

"That was a close one Rarity. Are you alright?" Twilight asked, looking at Rarity.

"No, I am not alright! That ruffian made me get my hooves dirty!" She said in reply.

Suddenly, the sound of creaking metal made them aware of a giant metal foot about to come down upon them, lights shinning on the from it's flat underside. Rarity and Twilight looked up and screamed, knowing it was their end. The giant metal foot the crushed down, smashing and killing the two ponies beneath. The foot soon lifted up, revealing their corpses with broken bones and disfigured appearances sticking to the bottom, then falling off as gravity took hold of the corpses.

No matter what, Fluttershy could not get these creatures to be peaceful. They would always retaliate by using some sort of magical device to shoot white-hot flames at her when she got close. She eventually gave up, trying to fly up to Cloudsdale to escape them. However, Cloudsdale was being attacked as well by the same creatures. She ran to try and hide in a supply closet in one of the shops, but that was a grave error.

One of those creatures had stumbled into the shop and started to destroy everything with it's magical-flame-device. The wood began burning down, some of it collapsing over Fluttershy, leaving her pinned and. At the mercy of the giant being. It stomped towards the supply closet, and, upon seeing the butter yellow pegasus picked her up and began to burn her with the flame-device. Fluttershy could only scream in pain and agony as the flames burned her skin, muscle, blood, and vital organs. When she was at the brink of death, the creature set her down. It then proceeded to stomp her skull in, and burn whatever buts were left of her brain. It then lifted her corpse, and, staring at it, yelled, in clear Equis, "YOU'RE LIFE MEANT NOTHING, LITTLE HORSE!" It threw the corpse to the ground and began to continue wreak havoc in Cloudsdale.

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Rainbow Dash was frustrated. She had used every technique she had at her disposal that could defeat anything, except these giant beasts made if metal. Even her Sonic Rainboom didn't work. One giant beast simply stopped, turned it's head at her, and shit a giant metal tube at her from it's chest, and continued walking forward. The tube then started to chase her, eventually running out of fuel and exploding.

Dash had tried to open the hatches on the top of it's head to get in, but they wouldn't even budge.

She landed on the top of it's head, and sat there for a few moments before two large metal beasts with, as she dubbed them, flamethrowers landed and started stumbling towards her. She got up and readied herself to fight. She attacked one from the front, making it topple over and slide off the edge. She tried to go for the other one, but was repelled by a blast of fire. She flew back and tried to flank it. The beast turned around and hit her in the head with it's claw.

Dash started to fall through the sky like a rock. However, when she landed, she realized she wasn't dead, but merely shaken up from the fall.

"What the buck? That was a HUGE fall, I should've died." She said. Then she keeled over and died.

'Good job Michael. Couldn't have said it better myself.'

'And then the author keeled over and died.'

And so I did.

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However, I could not stay dead forever. Sadly, I'm not in my original body. SCREW YOU GOD!!

Anyways, back to the story.

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Celestia was horrified. These metal creatures just came from nowhere and started destroying everything. They had killed everypony. Even Lulu....

BUT, she still stood strong, rallying troops to try and fight these beasts. However, it was all for naught. Her soldiers were torn apart limb from limb, burnt from the inside out, stomped on, and filled with holes before her very eyes. And what was worse, she was being forced to watch this all happen since she was being held captive by the creatures.

Suddenly, a large, light blue beam illuminated the sky, crashing into the ground, revealing three, no, four bipedal beings, however they did not have armor.

"Oh great, where are we now, German?!"

"I have no idea, little Japanese girl."

"I'M NOT LITTLE!"

"Shut up you two! You sound like school girls arguing over their hair!"

"Says the vun who spends FIFTEEN HOURS FINDING A SHIRT TO VEAR!"

"SHUT UP YOU THREE! JUST SHUT UP! I have had of you all arguing!"

"Okay, jeez, calm down Len."

"So, where are we now?"

"Obviously someplace that giant robots are, dumkompf."

"Speaking of which, MOVE!"

THUMP

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Giant Metallic Beings VS. Four Completely Different Humans

Giant Metallic Beings VS. Four Completely Different Humans

The four special individuals dived out of the way before the foot came smashing down, destroying whatever just happened to be beneath it. (Such as Richtofen's KAC ChainSAW)

"NEIN! Mein gun!" Richtofen said.

The red-haired individual, who's name was Teto Kasane, threw a Mauser at him. "Don't be such a baby, German. It's just a gun."

Richtofen looked at her. "That gun vas ze prototype Nazi Germany vas going to use to vin ze War!" He said, picking up the machine-pistol & loading in a fresh magazine.

Celestia stared at these beings in confusion. Were they here to help, or here to destroy? Her question was answered when one of them, the blue-haired one, pulled out a rocket launcher & destroyed the metal beast holding her captive. (She didn't get hurt because Call of Duty logic. That's an explanation.)