Derpy was trotting along Las Pegasus, looking around at the bright and flashing lights. Every pegasus pony there seemed to be avoiding her as they noticed her.

“D....Derpy?” Said a pegasus Derpy had never seen before trotted up to her.

“Hi!” Derpy said, “What do you want?”

“You might want to go and see the Movie Theater,” The pegasus said, “There’s uh, something you might want to see.”
Perplexed, Derpy galloped towards Mare Street. She turned and saw a tremendously long line of ponies all standing in line at the Movie Theater. When Derpy approached, they all scattered muttering to themselves.Derpy looked up at the shimmering display of the new movie, The Derpy Desicion: Hasbro’s biggest bubblehead.

“Am I really a bubblebrain?” Derpy wondered, but she went into the movie anyways. She sat down and watched as the movie screen unfolded before her.

“Derpy Hooves,” Said a voice, “Hasbro’s biggest argument, Equestria’s biggest troublemaker. Without meaning to, Derpy destroys things, but recent events must be taken into account.

“Soccer moms have found Derpy ‘offensive’ ever since she first spoke in season two, the last roundup, episode fourteen. They found Derpy attention-loving and a pony with a mental disorder because of her eyes.

“‘The show must go on without Derpy,’ Says Rainbow Dash, ‘Wait, are you guys doing an article, or show?’” Derpy cocked her head. It seemed like a newspaper to her too.

“Odd,” She murmured.

“Derpy Hooves has been a good pony and we will all miss her,” Said the voice in the background, “But Hasbro has decided. We will miss you Derpy Hooves.” The screen lit up and a slideshow of Derpy’s best moments slid by...

Derpy emerged from the movie three hours later her head buzzing and hot tears blazing at her eyes.

“I just don’t know what went wrong!” She said miserably.

“Derpy Hooves?” Said a pony cautiously walking up to Derpy, “I was asked to give you this. I...it’s from Twilight Sparkle.” Derpy took the letter with a note of thanks and unrolled it on the clouds underneath her.
Dearest Derpy Hooves,
I have heard of the new movie, ‘The Derpy Decision: Hasbro’s biggest bubblehead’ and you have my sincerest apologies for you. It must be terrifying of the idea that you will never walk the paths and clouds of Equestria again.
Derpy shuddered at this point; it wasn’t soothing her nerves.

But we just (ALL of my friends, including Rainbow Dash) wanted you to know that it won’t be so bad and you will be in muffin land when you vanish forever. We will all miss you. The show will go on, but it will be empty. Our sincerest apologies Derpy.
Celestia’s faithful student and her friends,
Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Applejack. AND SPIKE!
Derpy choked a little as she crumpled the paper into a ball and dumped it into the nearest trash can.

“Curse you Twilight Sparkle!” She muttered, “You just made it worse.”

“DERPYYYYY!”
A loud screech made Derpy look up. A butter-colored pegasus with a pink mane was bouncing towards Derpy. Derpy’s immediate thought was Fluttershy, but Fluttershy wasn’t that loud, but another pegasus with a rainbow colored mane and tail appeared behind the butter-colored pegasus, flying towards Derpy, she realized Rainbow Dash had spoken, and the butter-colored pegasus wasn’t bouncing. It was trotting, her head low. Rainbow Dash landed next to Derpy, her wings brick stiff, and glaring at Derpy with great dislike.

“Derpy, your comin’ with me,” Dash said firmly.

“I mean, you don’t HAVE to, but it would be nice to come,” The butter-colored pegasus had caught up with them, and Derpy realized that it was indeed Fluttershy.

“I’m not coming,” Derpy told Rainbow Dash angrily, “I’m going home.” Then, without another word, Derpy spread her wings and took off, faster than she had ever gone before in her life. Behind Derpy however, Dash let out a string of colorful words, (Fluttershy looked scandalized) and took off after Derpy, creating a Sonic Rainboom as she went. Dash soared around looking for Derpy, and after searching for about five minutes, Dash spotted her lurking on a cloud, looking around cautiously. Dash dove and Derpy saw her, and took off again. Dash landed on the cloud, swore and jumped from the cloud after Derpy. (And creating yet another Sonic Rainboom as she went)

Meanwhile, Derpy was diving around clouds as a fantastic rainbow color exploded to life above her.

“A Sonic Rainboom!” Derpy breathed, and dove again, accidentally destroying a cloud.

“DERPY HOOVES YOU PATHETIC BAKA! GET OVER HERE NOW!” Came Dash’s voice. Derpy gulped and dove underneath the cloud layer, and into the silver sheets of rain. Lightning flashed and Derpy whimpered. There was a little poof from behind Derpy and she twisted around. Dash was racing towards her.

“I’M NOT COMING!” Derpy screamed, and swerved to the left.

Dash tried to brake as she hurtled towards a cloud, but her head slammed into it anyways. Rainbow Dash pulled her head out of the cloud, and swore again.

“I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!” Dash cursed, “Why does Pinkie Pie even WANT to throw a ‘farewell Derpy Hooves party?’” Anger and other emotions built inside Dash, and she screamed, and dove after the distant shape of Derpy, heading for the outskirts of Ponyville, where her home USED to be. Dash caught up with Derpy easily, and grabbed Derpy’s wings binding them tightly together.

“OUCH!” Derpy howled.

“Put a sock in it,” Dash grumbled, “I’m not happy about this either.” Dash lowered Derpy onto the streets of Ponyville, and grabbed her tail in her teeth. Dash tugged on Derpy’s tail, and with just plain brute force, dragged Derpy to Sugarcube Corner.

“I don’t wanna go in!” Whined Derpy as Dash dragged Derpy towards the shop, drenched with sweat and rainwater. Ignoring Derpy, Dash spat out Derpy’s tail, and tapped on the door with her hoof three times. The door swung anonymously from the inside. Derpy got up, massaging her wings.

“Get in, Derpy,” Dash growled and Derpy obeyed without hesitation. She bounded in followed by Dash. Rainbow Dash closed the door, and the lights popped on.

“SURPRISE!”
Half a dozen ponies in party hats bounded from random hiding places around the lobby of Sugarcube Corner. Derpy cast a wary eye and around, and reluctantly walked forward, her hoofsteps making a clopping noise which pressed on everypony’s ears in the silence that had descended upon the quiet party. The door creaked open and Fluttershy crawled in, drenched and shivering.

“Surprise?” Her tone made it a question as she lay on the ground shivering.
“Ah really thought that Derpy would’ve smiled by now. Didn’t ya’ll think the same thing Big Mac?” Applejack asked her brother quietly.

“Eeeyup,” Big Macintosh replied in his deep voice. Derpy stopped suddenly her wing strapped to her sides. She noticed Pinkie Pie, whose hair was starting to get flatter and flatter, and her playful smile was vanishing.

“Ah advise either runnin’ or smilin’. Ah reckon ya'll should smile,” Applejack hissed. Derpy thought for a second. She eventually decided, and plastered a huge fake smile over her face. Pinkie’s hair popped back up.

“LET’S GET JAMMIN’!” She squealed, and started to play music.

Author's Note

Just so you guys know, I made this years ago, so don't flame me for it being bad, or Dashie's mean behavior to Derpy!