im so bored so i write a random (crappy) fanfiction (SFW)

by mrponycraftian

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 410

this is just some random thing that i probably wont do again so enjoy

im was bored had down time, so I waste my time writing. LOL. Just so you know I do not condone what happens in this fanfic, so leave it to the ponies and also…… well Nevermind just read at your own will.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-22 21:37:08 UTC

skittles Vs cotton candy

"But Rainbeer Douche!" Pinkie pie yelled getting angry "cotton candy is the best type of candy!"

"No it's not, Panty Pow, skittles are like 20% cooler than cotton candy!" Rainbow dash retaliated back to the pink earth mare

"Take that back you rainbow pot head" Pinkie said spitting out her tounge

"I dont have to deal with this shit right now i have to work" said rainbow while she turned to the door

"Oh Rainbeer Douche!" Pinkie said while summoning a large ball of Cotton candy to throw at Dash's hair

"What in the absolute HELL do you want!" yelled Rainbow turning around being greeted by a giant ball of pink goodness that was cotton candy

Pinkie started laughing like herself. Rainbow on the other hoof took out a 20lb bag of skittles and chucked it at her in blind (or should i say colorful) rage. Pinkie was then engulfed in a tsunami of rainbow colored pills.

"Take that you damn piece of pink shit" rainbow yelled starting on her kamehameha

"But pinkie was expecting rainbow to do a kamehameha, so she started on her own special move panty canon. she put rainbow dash in panties i have now forget to check the spelling and this will be a run on sentence ooooooohhhhh" Pinkie started yelling out the story

"God damnit pinkie stop narroting the story thats my Job" I said with hate to the pink pony

"Sorry Mrponycraftian, i won't do it again" Pinkie said getting sad

"What the hell are we still fighting?" rainbow asked looking so confused

"What the hell do you think" Pinkie said blasting her panty canon

"Shit you pinkie how dare you put panties on me" rainbow dash said wiggling her butt. She resumed her kamehameha and blasted Pinkie into tiny pieces.

Just then Twilight sparkle a random purple mare that looks really ugly came in yelling.

"Mrponycrafting i will kill you im not ugly you son of a bitch" She said slapping me trying to find a weapon

She broke my bones and shoved them up my nose. She chopped off my head and killed me.

"Twilight!" I yelled "You killed the stunt double what the hell"

"He called me fat, and why the hell is that in the script" She said

"OH my god, everybody shut the hell up!" I said pulling out a 9mm pistol and shooting them all.

Good god its over thank you Celestia