The Apple and the Time Traveler

I became a mare after I got drunk at a party at Zecoras and I drank what I thought was Alcohol but was a potion that changed me in to a mare.

Now what am I going to do? So far my life as a mare is fun. I can go into the spa without being asked by a colt.

"Hey do you want to have a fun with me"

Don't get me wrong I don't really care if he is gay or not. I have a cousin; Braeburn  I know how it feels to be gay.

Anyways, it all started with a little drink and now this.

The next day when I got up I did not notice I was a mare until Apple jack told me It went a little like this.

                                                                               That morning

As I got out of bed, all I could see is well nothing I was still tipsy from last night at Zecora's house. I got up walked (More like crawled) To the bathroom.

"Hey big Ma-"

I turned around to see apple bloom in her door way.

Then she just started to laugh.

"You look silly Big brother Haha"

I was confused "What do you mean??"  I asked

"You look like a mare ha ha" She giggled

I knew that this was probably  another  one of her silly jokes She's  been playing jokes on all of us even granny smith

"What ever Apple bloom" I mumbled

"Ok see you later Big sister Haha" She laughed while trotting down the stairs.

I went into the bathroom and splashed some water on my face.

"Hey big Mac Apple bloom told me that you-"

Apple jack Was cut off by what she saw

"Let me guess you think I look like a mare too!" I shouted

"Well yeah because you do" She said as she splashed a cup of water at my face then held a mirror in front of my face

As I rubbed my apple red eyes I look up "Oh.....I do!" I screamed.

"Wait....How did this happen?" I asked

Apple jack laughed "I don't know big mac but you look really funny"

I thought about what all I did last night at Zecoras house with AJ and every other pony

"Wait I think I know what Happened!" I exclaimed.

"What do you think it was" Apple jack laughed

"Remember at the end of the party last night when we all clanged are glasses together" I asked

Apple jack looked at the ground "Oh yeah" She replied

"Well did you notice that there was one drink that was a different from every other pony's" I said

Apple jack nodded her head

"Well that was my drink we were all drunk at the time Zecora made me that drink!" I explained

"That does not mean anything" Apple jack said

"It does too Zecora could of given me a potion that changed my gender how does it mean nothing?" I asked

"True she could of" Apple jack noticed

Right now I was more surprised then Apple jack

"Well you have  to change your name for now Macintosh is a colt name" Apple jack commented

"Oh...yeah" I noticed I was going to have a hard time as a mare I hope this is all over soon.

"How about Macareina?" Apple jack suggested

"I like that is sounds good" I said

After that we went down stairs ate breakfast Then I got the day off so  I decided to take a walk around Ponyville

 That's when all of this started with me and one other pony.

As I walked into Ponyville Square I was hoping to not be noticed by anypony But then  I was caught.

"Hello there miss I've never seen you around here before?" the voice said

I was afraid to answer  what if he/she thinks I'm a completely new pony I don't want to lose a friend *Sigh* guess I'll have to answer him.

" It's me Big mac... I mean Macareina" I said with a worried look on my face.

Thunder lane just walked around me

"Well You do seem familiar" He noticed

I was hoping that I was not going to have to prove to him it was me

"Ok If your Big mac Then prove it" He snickered

Why did I have to say that

"Can we do it some where else please?" I asked

"No way Right here I have to go soon" He said angrily

I hope no pony will think I'm weird because it looks like I'm talking to a bunch of apples How was I going to prove to him I was myself....

Wait I know I know something He receives from one colt and one colt only (Me when I was a colt)

"Ok come to my barn in an hour and I will prove it to you I promise" I Whispered as I hurried away.

"Um ok" he said with a confused look on his face

After that I just walked down the market street And bought some  food Then I saw Twilight walking towards me I covered my face.

"Excuse me miss do you have 3 eggs?" She asked

What in  world wide Equestria dose she need 3 eggs for?? I thought.

"Um...Nope" I said When I said that I think it gave me away

"Big...mac??? Is that you?" She asked

I didn't know what to say If I said yes she would want to take me back to her library to test on.

"No I'm the new pony in town" I said

Well that was a dumb idea now she is going to ask me my name then

                                                  Ugh this morning is not going as well as I hoped.