The Draconequus in Socks...

by LoneUnicornWriter

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 771

Nothing more than a simple day where Discord is bored and...

Nothing more than a simple day where Discord is bored and wants something to do. He decides to play around with Twilight.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-23 17:11:52 UTC

Chapter 2

“Fish with drinks come.

Fish with books come.

Fish with drinks and books

and clocks come.”

Discord appears next twilight with his arm around her loin.

“Look, Twilight. Look, Twilight.

Oh Princess Twilight.

Let’s have fun with drinks and

books, Twilight.

Let’s do tricks with fish and

clocks, oh dear Twilight.”

Discord disappears and reappears near her bookshelf.

“First, I’ll make a

quick trick drink stack.

Then, I’ll make a

quick trick book stack.

You can make a

quick trick fish stack.

You can make a

quick trick clock stack.

Discords hovers over troubled twilight.

“Discord, I don’t think I like this game…”

“Oh Twilight, just hop into spirit of having fun!”

“And here’s a

new trick, Princess Twilight.

Drinks with fish

and fish on Discord.

Discord on books

on drinks and clocks.

Drinks and clocks

on Twilight on box.”

Discord then disappears and reappears on the ground, and twilight falls to the ground afterwards with a thud. He picks Twilight by the cheeks, and looks closely at her and starts to squeak.

Chapter 3

“Now we come to

slip and slap, Twilight.

Try to say this

Oh, Princess Twilight…”

“Fish on Discord slip.

Fish on Twilight slap.

Six sick fish slip.

Six sick books slap.”

Twilight gets up slightly irritated glaring at Discord.

“Oh Discord. I don’t this trick, Discord.

My mind is starting to sleep from listening to your tricks.

I’m starting to get

Fish and slip mixed up with the

Books and slap.

I can’t do it, Discord.

Now leave me to do my work.”

Discord gave her a perplexed look, and then smiled. “Oooh, I’m so sorry, Twilight.”

“Here I’ll make it an easy

game to play.

Here is an easy thing

to say.”

“There’s a hat.

A new hat.

Whose hat.

Darang doo’s hat.

Who finds whose hat?

Darang Doo finds Darang Doo’s hat.

           Who sees who finds

           whose new hat, Twilight?

           You see Darang Doo finds

           Darang Doo’s new hat, Twilight.”

                               “That’s not easy, Discord.”

Twilight glares at Discord, and he glares back.

Chapter 4

“Fine then…”

“Who comes? …

Dash.

Rainbow Dash comes.

Who finds rainbow’s goggles?

Darang Doo finds rainbow’s goggles.

Rainbow Dash

picks up whose hat?

Darang Doo’s hat.

Darang Doo finds a tiny spider

of Discord’s socks now.

Rainbow Dash finds a scroll

in Twilight’s box now.”

“Hey, let me see that. It’s a letter from the Princess.” Twilight opens the scroll with her magic, while discord continues and says,

“Darang Doo spots a seed

in Rainbow Dash’s mane.

Discord spots a firefly

on Rainbow Dash’s muzzle.

Fireflies glow.

A seed grows.

Fireflies glow some.

The seed in RD’s mane grows some.”

“Darn Discord!

When will you realize that I hate this game?

This game is starting to confuse me.

So leave me alone and let me be” Twilight looking up at Discord annoyed.

Discord frowned at Twilight and said, “Princess Twilight, what a shame.”

Chapter 1

Discord walks up to the The Library in Ponyville while humming a sweet tune. He knocks on the door and waits patiently for someone to open. Twilight opens the door, and the smile she had adorned on her face, quickly faded.

“Good morning, Princess Twilight.”-Discords takes his bow and continues.- “Would you like to a small game to start your day? It’s only five minutes.”

Twilight closes the door in his face, and starts making her way back to her studies.

“Oh come on Twilight, its just only fifteen minutes.”

“No, And why are you wearing skates in the Library?” Twilight turned looking at Discord’s feet.

Discord raises his shoulders for sec. “Heh, no reason.”

“Alright, make it quick, and what type of game is it anyway?”

Discord smiled disappearing and reappearing right next to Twilight.

“Oh, it just a word game, where you can’t keep with what I say.”

Twilight shoves Discord away with a hoof, and sighs.

“Alright, you start then. Although I don’t know this game, I don’t think i’ll be too lost.”

Discord disappeared and reappeared floating in the air. He looked down at her with a smile.

“Well, let’s see, shall we?”

Discord hops down on the ground, stands up tall, and then looks down at Twilight again.

“Well?”

“Sure, Let’s see. Hmm...” Discord replies as he pulls out a pair of socks, and a box.

“Discord, socks. Twilight, box.

Twilight in box. Discord in socks.

Twilight on Discord in socks in box.

Socks on Twilight and Twilight in box.

Discord in socks on box on Twilight.”

“Oh come on, really?” Twilight responded as she looked up Discorded.