Reformation of NeonChaos711

NeonChaos711: (Why was the last part so short? Yes, I broke the fourth wall again. If you don't complain that Pinkie Pie does it, don't complain that I do.)

Shadow Storm: "Now, where should we start our search?"

Princess Luna: "Hmm, Lauren does tend to be in different locations very often. It could be hard to find her. You gave us quite the challenge Neon."

  Neon isn't even paying attention, he's just staring at an ant.

Lovinity Hearts: "Hey, are you even paying attention?"

NeonChaos711: "Did someone say something?"

Princess Luna: "Ugh!"

  Two royal guards come walking up to the three ponies and Neon.

Royal Guard 1: "NeonChaos711?"

NeonChaos711: "Yes, that's me. Is there something you want?"

Royal Guard 2: "You're coming with us."

Shadow Storm: "Huh?"

NeonChaos711: "I'm guessing you're going to take me to Lauren?"

Royal Guard 1: "No NeonChaos711, your going to prison."

NeonChaos711: "Prison!? What for? I just arrived here for my reformation."

Royal Guard 2: "Suuure you are. We got word of an anti-brony coming into our country, and now we're taking you away."

NeonChaos711: (Do they really think I'm going to listen to them? I came here for my reformation, why do they think I have to be sent to prison? They should know why I'm here.) "Just for the record, why do I have to be sent to prison?"

Royal Guard 1: "Because your an anti-brony, your kind only likes to cause trouble here."

NeonChaos711: "That may be true, in some way, but I'm only here to be reformed by your queen."

Royal Guard 2: "Shut it! Your coming with us, and that's final!"

Princess Luna: "Now wait just a minute, this guy is here to be reformed from being an anti-brony. Don't interfere."

NeonChaos711 "I don't need anyone to fight my battles Luna. I'll take care of these two."

Royal Guard 1: "YOU will take care of us?"

Royal Guard 2: "What a laugh!"

  Both guards start laughing. Neon closes his eyes for a second, and then reopens them revealing a sharingan. He uses the sharingan and stares at both the guards. The guards finally stop laughing long enough to see what's staring at them.

Guards 1 and 2: "W-what the...?"

NeonChaos711: "Fear the tsukuyomi."

Guards 1 and 2: "The wha..."

The guards get cut off before they can finish their sentence. In a flash, the world around the guards starts to become distorted, and before they realize it, they find themselves hung up on a wooden board. Trying to struggle free, the guards look in front of them and see Neon holding a sword.

NeonChaos711: "The tsukuyomi is mine to command." Multiple NeonChaos711s appear all around. "I'll keep cutting you like this for the next 72 hours."

  Neon cuts the guards with his sword, then for the next 72 hours, Neon and all of his clones slice the guards with their swords. Then, In a second, the guards find themselves back in reality. What was thought to be hours was actually mere seconds. The guards collapse from pain. Neon stops using the sharingan.

NeonChaos711: "Too easy."

Shadow Storm: "What just happened?"

NeonChaos711: "I'll never tell."

Lovinity Hearts: "Now can we try looking for Queen Faust now?"

NeonChaos711: (That's right. We haven't found anything that could help us locate Lauren. All we've done so far is have our time wasted by these guards. Wait a minute, what's that?)

  Neon goes up to the two unconscious guards and starts to look through the stuff the guards were carrying.

Shadow Storm: "What are you doing!?"

Princess Luna: "It's not enough you made them pass out, now you've got to loot their unconscious bodies?"

  Neon pulls out a scroll and reads a section out loud. "Queen Lauren Faust is expected to be at Canterlot at 2:30 this day."

NeonChaos711: "Well that's convenient."

Shadow Storm: "Convenient? That's perfect! Lovinity, what time is it now?"

NeonChaos711: "Half past noon."

Princess Luna: "Let her look."

  Lovinity look's at the clock.

Lovinity Hearts: "Half past noon."

  Before Neon could say anything, Luna quickly says: Don't say it!

NeonChaos711: (What is it with everyone that a guy can't say something funny every now and again?)

Shadow Storm: "Let's just take Neon to Canterlot."

Princess Luna: "Fine."