Ben Drowned in Friendshipby The SystemChaptersNot-so Invisible when a CloudNight of the Living BenNightmare Night like a Retarded HalloweenRandom Mention of 42:)Majora72 hours remain: Salesman24 hours remain: The Doctor?Before I continue96 hours remain: Back to save EquestriaI saved the world twice 4 Days agoHeroCutie Mark Crusaders Zombie Slayers!Operation Evacuate PonyvilleCanterlot has fallen!No Casualties-Intermission-Restoring OrderJadusableAnimate RegenerateLike a Weeping Angel in the ForestPonyville is for people like JeffBest Plan Gone Terrible WrongThe Evil of the ThrillerThe L33t in the LibraryInter-Dimensional Flying LessonsThis is Where Twilight Princess came from Not-so Invisible when a CloudThey both left the treehouse library to 'go look for me', but they're completely unaware of what I can do. I mean, I have this trick, where I can make only one person see me, and I occasionally use the trick, but when I do, I only use it on insane lunatics. But anyways, I followed them out the door and retraced from where I came from and flew back to the alley, where they were standing. Pinkie was all like "I swear it was right here! Its eyes were bleeding and everything!" Then Twilight said "Pinkie Pie, just because Nightmare Night is tomorrow, doesn't mean you can play scary jokes on me!" Then Pinkie said "But I wasn't- oh, what's the point? You won't even listen to me." So Twilight said "Thank you. Now, I'm going to go and sleep, so don't bother me again!" Nightmare Night? Sounds like a retarded version of Halloween. Though, if that's what it is, this gives me the perfect chance to strike fear into helpless little ponies! But anyways, back to my pink target. I think I'll use the little trick I explained earlier.So I went up to her and said "Well, Pinkie, it seems your friend isn't listening to you anymore." She looked at me with a shocked face and said "You! Stay away!" So I said "Where is the fun in that?" "I don't care who or what you are, but I'll- what are you anyways?" She caught me right there, so I was like "I- Uh- wait what?" And she cracked the code, saying "Aha! You're just trying to scare me!" Compromised, I said "Alright, you caught me, I surrender." So Pinkie asked "But like I said, what are you?" I told the truth, saying "I'm a human, but I'm dead." She looked shocked when she said "You're... a ghost?" I was like "Yeah. But listen, I just this great idea for Nightmare Night." Curious, she asked "What is that idea, exactly?" I said "I'm going to scare this whole town half to death!" But then she told me "But what about the princess?" I was like "What." And she's like "Yeah, Princess Luna! She hosts Nightmare Night every year!" Surprised, I said "She does?" So Pinkie said "Of course! The holiday was made about her, after all." I tried getting back on track "Really? Well, how about you help me with my little plan?" She agreed "Sure!" Time to begin "Ok, so first..." This is going to be perfect! Night of the Living BenI was stalking around the little town in my normal form, trying to see if everything was going as planned. The plan was that Pinkie, or in this case Pinkamena is going to go around town, unnerving everyone, and when night falls and the holiday begins, I'll go to the graveyard and take one of the dead bodies, appearing as a zombie. It should get scare factor of 9001/10. Anyways, I went to check on 'Pinkamena' to see if she was ready. "Pinkamena, are you ready yet?" "Almost!" "Good, then Ultimate Scare Prank will begin shortly." I flew out of Sugarcube Corner, and took a look around me. All these little ponies are going to fall for excellent plan, and that princess, too! Pinkamena came out, with her hair flat as plank of wood. This is where it begins Well, it's almost time for my moment. Just gotta wait for the princess to show up. Pinkie Pie already took her part in going around town, freaking out everybody. Now they all look like the insane lunatics I mentioned earlier. That looks like her on her sky chariot. I'm guessing now the plan was perfect, as it looks like from here, they're telling her what happened. That's my cue. Time to get crackin'. I hopped into the grave where Pinkie helped me dress the dead pony up to look like me. It took a while, but we managed. So I managed to dig my way out of the coffin and get to ground level. Prepare, for your worst nightmare. Hopefully. Nightmare Night like a Retarded Halloween"Sorry, everyone!" I was apologizing to everyone for the pointless prank I pulled off. Even Pinkie Pie had to apologize for of course helping me. All of the ponies started to get back to their holiday, putting on costumes and doing their trick-or-treating. "Well, sorry Luna. About that-" "Apology accepted." "I'm sorry, too. Hey, can I go trick-or-treating now?" "Go ahead." "Yay!" Pinkie Pie ran off, and Luna looked back at me. Yet I spoke first. "So what about me?" "Hmm..." She stood there and looked down, thinking. Then she looked back at me. "When I leave, you will come with me. Me and my sister will decide what we'll do with you." "So I have a night of freedom?" "Well, I guess-" "Sweet!" I turned around and ran down the street, leaving a dumbfounded princess behind. So I have one night of freedom now, huh? Lets make this count. Random Mention of 42It took a little bit to get to the castle, but we finally got there. The place was humongous! It covered probably half the entire town! "This way." We walked through the halls for what seemed like forever, until Luna stopped in front of a large pair of doors, with suns painted on each one. She quietly opened a door and poked her head in. "Sister, are you awake?" A more mature came from inside "Yes. Come in." She motioned her head for me to follow her, and we both stepped in the room. There was a pony like Luna, only she was taller, she was white, and the mark on her rump was instead a sun. Oh, did I mentioned her crown was huge? "Who is this you have brought?" "He calls himself Ben, and from what I heard, he is a ghost of a human." "Human?" "Yes, Your Highness." "We hadn't any humans in Equestria in about 1042 years!" Boom. That's where I was. I'm in a little show for little girls. Freckin My Little Pony. Wait, did she say 42? "But you see, like she said, I'm a ghost." She walked up to me and said "If you are a ghost, may I put my hoof through your face?" Strange question. "Sure. Why not." She raised a foreleg and attempted to put it through my face, put all I got was a hoof planted in my face. ... "You lied." "No I didn't! I swear, the way I died was that I drowned in the ocean after getting knock off the boat!" "Then how are you solid?" "Look, I have powers like a ghost, watch," I said as I turned into a green cloud, and back again. "And I can do this," I said as I whisked a sugar cookie from nowhere, and began to eat it. I said with a full mouth "Shee? I tol' you." "Hmm... Luna, may I ask why you brought him here?" "He had scared the entire town of Ponyville with a 'simple prank', along with the help of the Element of Laughter." "He did?" "Yeah... Sorry bout that." "Hmm... perhaps he should have a second chance." "What?" "What?" "Yes, a second chance. But I must put you under watch of my student, Twilight Sparkle, so you cause no more mischief." Oh, that pony. "Now that has been settled, I ask you to leave, for I have grown tired." "Got it." Second chance. Boo-yah. :)"Pinkie Pie is throwing a party today, you coming?" "Pinkie Pie is the best I know. Of course!" It appears I got a invatation to Pinkie Pie's latest party. Never been to a party, since I died, of course. It apparently started an hour from now. "Sounds like..." *zing!* *puts on sunglasses* "...a blast." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! 1 HOUR LATER "So where is it again?" "Over here." Right, it was house that looked like the gingerbread house from Hansel and Gretel. Weird. We walked right into the party in progress. "Oh, hi Twilight! Hi Ben!" "Hello." "Hello." "You're just in time!" "I'm glad about that." :) "I thought we could make funny masks!" :( "What? Where did you get that idea?" "From this!" And she pulled out a rainbow, spike-covered mask with big, yellow gaping eyes. Not again. Majora"Pinkie Pie, where did you get that mask?" "On Nightmare Night!" I felt some eyes watching us. "Ben, that looks like your drawings. Is it yours?" "No. In fact, it owns itself." "What do you mean by that?" The mask spoke quite loudly, and the loud music stopped. Everyone was looking at us. It said first "I think you should know," then "It's a bit quite, you think? I fix it." When Pinkie drop the mask, it floated above everybody's head and flew out the door. "What was that?" "Majora." 72 hours remain: Salesman"Wh... What?" "Where am I? Where are my masks?" "Majora? BEN?" "Oh no..." "Ben, what have you done!?" "That's not good." This was just like the game now. If I'm correct, I only have three days. I don't think Luna would be happy. The moon is falling, and only I can stop it. Except it isn't a game, and I could die. "What in the name of Celestia is happening!?" "I think it's obvious the moon is about to destroy the planet. My calculations tell we got three days, and only I can stop it." "Sounds complicated." I know, right? "Ben! BEN!!!" Oh, you have got to be kidding me. First Majora, and now The Happy Mask Salesman is here! Wait, what happened to him? Where's his masks? "Ben, thank goodness you're here! I need help-" "Getting back your sacred Majora's Mask and stop the moon from killing us all, I get it." "I... No! I need to get out of here! You must help me!" "Why? You just some strange other-worldly being with no care for this world, and as far as I know, Majora may be your companion!" "Uh-" "Ben, who is this?" His voice changed from his happy, gentle voice, to a dark, cold voice. Like as if his vocals changed! "I am what he said I am. Very well done, Ben. You are the first to find out my secrets." That wide grin spread across his face, as he levitated in place for a moment, then flew up to the horrid looking moon. I don't even know how that face got there. I don't even know what to do. 24 hours remain: The Doctor?"The Doctor?" "Yeah, he's a time traveling pony, that pops up here and there. Maybe he's here!" Great, First a My Little Pony time period, then everyone from Majora's Mask, and now there's a Time Lord in Ponyville! It just gets stranger every second. By the way, 2 days have passed, and the moon wants to crash into Canterlot. Twilight had been acting like a insane schizophrenic scientist trying to be killed by a mad A.I.. Until she mentioned the Doctor, of course. "So what's your plan, that happens to include The Doctor?" "You know him?" "He's just a fictional character in my universe." "That doesn't matter. The plan, by the way, is we are going to travel back in time, and find Majora before Pinkie does." "What about the salesman?" "Oh. Him. I didn't think about that." "Just give me a sharp blade, I'll take care of it." "Ok then. Now, lets get going, we down have much time!" Where's that frickin bell? Before I continueOk, so a lot of you are probably wondering this: Ben, where are you narrating this from? Just some white, infinite spot outside of time and space. Just throwing it out there. You may also be wondering: If your out of space and time, how are you writing this? Just because I'm out here, doesn't mean I'm not partially Internet. Geez. 96 hours remain: Back to save EquestriaVrooooooooomp! Vrooooooooomp! "There we go! Right back 4 days ago! Why did you need to go here again?" "Thanks Doctor. And we are here to save the entire planet!" "Okay, whatever." "Just stay here, ok?" "Right here. Entire time. Got it." "Pinkie said she found Majora in the alley, right?" "Yeah. Lets go!" Time travel. I wouldn't believe it, but since the moon isn't there, it's actually believable. Ok, time to find that alleyway. I dematerialized and took flight over the town. The sun was just rising and ponies were coming out from there homes and Rainbow Dash was heading towards the library. Oh no. I forgot about the physics of time. In this case, Time Paradoxes. To make it simpler, the universe would implode if I met myself. Just don't get caught. So I flew into the alleyway, and found the mask and Twilight there. I forgot she could teleport. Though, she was looking at the mask funny, almost hypnotic. Oh come on. You have got to be kidding me. I saved the world twice 4 Days agoThe Happy Mask Salesman. To make it simple, I need to slit the demon's throat. And I may die. For both worlds. But it'll be better that way. I guess. Right, so I need to find him before night. I knew something was off about him. "Are you sure we're going the right way, Ben?" "Yes Twilight. I'm sure." I killed a over-powered cultist mask. I can kill its owner. "Shh! There he is." He was out cold. His masks are missing. Perfect. "Stay back. I got this." I quietly stepped out of the bush and slowly sneaked up on him. My knife was at his neck. Reference time. "Go to sleep." His eyes flashed open. His voice sounded as if there were two. Majora. "You first." Out cold. Dammit. Wait a moment. Right, so now I got a sub-conscious form. Sweet. Time to end this. "Muahahahahaha-" *snap* Now they're both dead. Kind of anti-climatic, though. But heroes don't need no glory. They just need to be seen. :) Hero"We are all here today to honor Ben, for saving the entire planet of Equis, and sealing two evil demons into the soil!" Hundreds and hundreds of cheers filled the entire castle. I could've gone deaf, but luckily I didn't. "We thank you Ben, for the great deeds you have done today." Never seen a platinum medal before? You have now. Really shiny. "It was nothing. I almost did it before in the past." "You are now trusted amongst Equestrian soil." "Great." 1 HOUR LATER, PONYVILLE "You killed a haunted mask?" "You nearly died?" "Ben, it must have been so awesome!" "Well, of course it was awesome." Me and Twilight got back about 35 minutes ago, and I was crowded by multiple colors and voices. Like right now. "And when did you do this, exactly?" Oh, Rarity. "4 days ago." All the voices ceased. I wanted silence, but not Awkward Silence. "4... days ago?" "Time travel is complicated, guys." "Oh, now it makes sense." "But still, how did ya stop the moon from fallin?" "Like I just said, Time travel is complicated." "Right." "Well, I've heard loud voices all day. I think my ears need some rest." Turning in for today. But this adventure just started. Cutie Mark Crusaders Zombie Slayers!1 WEEK LATER "Cutie Mark Crusader Zombies Slayers!" "No! Stay back!" Yup. Zombie Apocalypse. What else? Just gotta find 3 meteors to activate the secret song. *snarl, growl* Give me a moment. Ssssssssslish. *stab, stab, stab* Still got my trusty kitchen knife. "Why can't we help?" "Because then you'd become a midnight snack for the restless!" I said, pointing at the zambees, breaking down the library door. Wait. "Crap! Quick, this way! Up the stairs!" So who do we have here? Lets see, we got: Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy in the corner, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity and Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, The Princesses, and a few other ponies from town. Some other chose to defend themselves. Good idea. "Ben, they broke the door down!" "Hold on!" Powers, don't fail me now! *zing!* *BANG BANG* A pistol. Glock 17. Sweet. *sobbing* *BANG BANG BANG* *click* 5 bullets. Wow. "Shit! Out the windows!" The unicorns were teleporting them and the earth ponies out, while the pegasi evacuated out the windows. "Kill me, I dare you." OMFG, DYING HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. *poof* Still Alive, Want you Gone. Operation Evacuate Ponyville"Come Princesses, with me!" "Where is Twilight?" "Over here! Don't worry, I'm fine!" "It just had to be zombies, didn't it!?" Stupid Zambees. Why did Zecora have to try a crazy-ass potion to bring back the dead?! Now we're all screwed. "Come this way-Nope! Other way, other way!" "BEN!!!" "Its Rainbow Dash!" "Ben, help me!" She was perched on a dead tree surrounded by zombie ponies. Hold on, is that... Heh, the Happy Mask Salesman became a zombie, too. Double kill. "Hold on! I gotta go get her!" "Don't worry about us, Ben. We can stand our ground." "Ok. Don't panic, Dashie! I'm coming!" I need something more efficient. *zing!* M16A4. Full mag. Awesome. *Ratatatatatatatatatat!* *click* One bullet for one brain. "Come on, Dashie!" "Right behind you!" "Come come!" "Right!" "Ok!" "Come on, we need to evacuate everyone out of Ponyville to Canterlot! I can think of what to do there." "But how will we get everypony there?" Suddenly, a British accent from behind. "I think I can help!" "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "Doctor?" "Come on, if we can get everyone in the TARDIS, I can take us straight to Canterlot!" "Good idea!" Operation Evacuation is a go. Canterlot has fallen!"Everypony into the castle! Quickly!" "Hurry up!" *SLAM!* "Ok, so that's everyone, right?" "Yes, I do believe so." "Geez, I haven't even been here this long, and there's already something wrong." "Ben, how long do you think we've got till they get here?" "Comparing the fastest from the slowest, the fast ones will make it within a few hours." "What about the salesman?" "You saw him too, Luna?" "Yes. How long will it take for his zombie to get here?" "Since that guy had some sort of teleporting act..." "...he could be here within minutes." *bang* "And I believe I was right." "Now what do we do? This zombie has unbelievable amounts of speed, and he is being followed by an army!" "Don't worry, I'll think of something!" "Ben we don't have time!" "Yes we do." *bang* I pulled out my knife and aimed at the chain of the lock on the door. *stab* The doors opened outwards slowing, revealing the undead salesman, it a knife wound in his head. He just fell over. Just in time to see the army of zombies slowly approaching the castle by the streets. "We have some more guests." Nice going there, Ben. You just put Equestria into extreme danger. No CasualtiesA FEW HOURS LATER "We're surrounded!" "Great. Just great." Ponyville had fallen. Canterlot had fallen. Nowhere is safe. No cure. No hope. ... No problem. "If there was a spell to cause this to happen, wouldn't there be an opposite spell with opposite effects?" Celestia became speechless, then Luna spoke. "There is! I read about dark magic a few times, and there is an opposite spell!" We both looked straight at Luna. "What? Just something to pass the time." "Okay..." I waited a second. "Well, aren't you going to cast it!?" "Oh, right! I hope this works!" A sudden flash of light blue light knocked me out. I heard a voice as I faded into sleep. "sorry about that, Ben...!" -Intermission-Hey everyone! I have to tell you that I'll be releasing a completely different story in the future! You will follow Brake Lavender, the space-bending scientist, and The System, a time-traveling fancy-looking Time Lord in the Red Tardis, as they travel through both universes, picking up and dropping off companions, fighting Daleks and Demons, and saving it all! One universe at a time. Restoring OrderWell, that was a doozy. First, I get attacked by Majora, then I get a zambee apocalypse 1 week later, and then I get knocked out for another whole week without warning. Owwww... "Well, it's good your still alive, right!" "Twilight, remember back to that week ago, in the library?" "Yeah. Why?" "I was eaten alive. I can't really die, you know." "I... guess." Right, so anyways, Celestia and Luna have begun fixing every single thing that smashed, destroyed, or left behind. Everyone is completely ok and there were no casualties. Celestia has also been getting on Luna's case about reading about dark magic. I think everything is normal in Equestria once again. Good. Jadusable-( 2 weeks later )- This is bad. This is really bad. They seem to have found Jadusable, and have taken him to the castle. I'm so screwed. He's going to tell them, I know it. And this is even worse, because Twilight thinks it's a good idea to go to Canterlot for a break. Like I said, I'm so screwed. In fact, we're already on the train. Well, time to die a second time. This will not end well. Animate RegenerateI've decided to give away this story. But not without a challenge, first. If you're reading this right now, go read my blog post "Animate Regenerate", and the very first person to animate Temple of the Daleks will receive this story as a prize. Hopefully, your watch your Doctor Who lately... Like a Weeping Angel in the ForestHehehehe... :) You've met with a terrible fate, Reader, haven't you? Ok, it's just not funny anymore. Hello, I'm Ben, and you probably heard of me. Yes, I'm the 'BEN' who haunted the Internet guy, Jadusable, but I gotta some fun, right? Right? Anyways, I'm here to tell you about my time in the evil, no good, dreaded Equestria. Saying the name just gives the shivers. Geez. So it all started 4 years ago. I was stuck for about that long, so I don't see why your laughing. Anyways, the first second I was there, all I knew is that I was in some sort of forest, so I stepped off my pedestal and took off the smile, just so I could look around. The whole thing looked much more greatly animated than Majora's Mask, but it was very cartoonish, which made me gag. I looked at my hand, which was about as well animated as the area around me, so I suspected I was in a very good Zelda game, though I am gonna miss that salesman. Good friend, I say. Anyways, I heard something coming towards me so I ran back to my pedestal and put back my trademark smile. A figure emerged from the shadows, only for me to see a strange-looking zebra approach me. What surprised me is that it could talk, but it only talked in rhymes. It said something about warning this place called 'Ponyville' about something, but I hope it wasn't me. It ran back into the forest, as I dematerialized into a thin green gas, and followed the zebra. Soon, it galloped into a HUGE opening, and kept going towards a small town that seemed to be in the middle of the opening, so I suspected this is Ponyville. And that's where the horrors began. Ponyville is for people like JeffSo I followed the strange zebra towards the little town of Ponyville, which was possibly the worst idea I've ever had in my afterlife. The whole entire town looked all too childish, but the worst part was that it was literally FILLED with multi-colored ponies and unicorns and pegasi. I thought I was having serious mental problems and I'm having visions, but I'm dead already, so that wouldn't be possible. Thinking about it, that world would be more likely for Jeff. Heh heh. Anyways, I had a pretty good idea on my part that would help me take my mind off it. I flew into one of the alleys and materialized a couple of feet inward, with my amazing smile. The first pony to see me was a pink pony with a crazy mane that's probably never groomed. She was bouncing along until she noticed me, and looked straight at me, but instead of a scream of serious terror, all I got was a giggle. My idea had went terribly wrong, as the pony walked straight up to me and said "Boy, you suuuuure are scary!" Plan B. My eyes began to bleed and my eyes rolled into the back of my head. The pony backed up a bit while the only reaction I got was a nervous face and a "Uh..." Final step. I simply said in a low, demonic voice "Boo." The pony ran down the street at full speed, screaming her head off like "WUAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa..." I simply laughed as I dematerialized and flew up to see where see was running. She seemed to be running to a hollowed out tree, that apparently was someone's house. I followed her into the treehouse, to find it was actually a library. The pink pony called out "Twilight! Twilight!" A lavender unicorn ran down a staircase and asked the pink one "Pinkie, what is it?" And the pink one was like "Therewasastatuethingyinthealleyandiwalkeduptoitanditmadeascaryfaceanditsaidbooandthen-" And 'Twilight' said "Pinkie, slow down! What statue?" And Pinkie was like "It was a weird monster thing! It was wear a green shirt and hat, and brown pants, and-" And then Twilight asked "You found it in the alley?" And Pinkie was all like "Yeah!" And they went over explaining about me in the alley and stuff like that. I laughed in my mind sooooo hard at this! It was just too funny! I bet Jeff would as much fun here as I did! Suddenly, Twilight asked "Can you show me where you found it?" I was like "Huh?" And Pinkie said "Yeah, come on!" Perfect chance for more fun. :) Best Plan Gone Terrible WrongI slowly walked into town with a limp, to go along with the plan. They were all still over at the center of town with Princess Luna, so it all went along with the plan. When I got in range, I started going like "Gruuuuuur. Braaaaaaaaaaains," and with the reaction I wanted, everyone ran in all directions, screaming their heads off. Except for the Princess. "You can't scare me, though your costume is very well made." "This isn't a costume." "It isn't?" "Yeah. I'm dead, just needed a body for the prank I pulled off... sort of." "You're a ghost?" I stepped out of the body, making it fall over "Yup." "What is your name?" "Ben." "And how long has this 'prank' been going?" "Since this morning." "Did anypony notice you?" "Only Pinkie. She was the one to help me unnerve everybody." "Is that so, Ben?" By now, ponies began to slowly come out "Yes. I apologize though if I upset you." "It's alright." She looked at where the crowd ran "Don't worry everypony! The problem has been resolved!" As all the ponies came out from their hiding places, Luna looked straight at me. "We seem to have a special guest here, tonight." Busted. The Evil of the ThrillerI was walking around a little bit, watching all of them in their costumes, going up to doors and saying "trick or treat!" This somewhat reminded me of something. "...and as you fight to say alive..." It seemed to be familiar... So familiar... "...your body starts to shiver..." Like it was right at the tip of my brain... "...for no mere mortal can resist..." Like... Wait... "...the Evil of the Thriller." ... Good idea. I watched that music video literally hundreds of times before. And thinking about it, I remember the whole dance. Maybe somewhere along the street, I can do the Thriller dance. I may make a fool outta myself, but just maybe. Just maybe. Alright, I need to find a good spot on the street. Hmm... *zing!* Oh my god, I didn't think I could make a boom box come outta nowhere! I can do anything, can't I? *zing!* Got the tape, and that proves I can. Ok, back to the street. Lets get this party going. 13 MINUTES LATER As the song ended, I fell over on the ground, like I was just shot. The entire crowd around me gave a big applause, as I whisked up from the ground, giving a bunch of bows and "thank you"s. I guess I did good. "Ben, it's time." I looked over to see a split in the crowd, where Luna was standing. "Coming!" I snapped my fingers, making the boom box disappear, and ran over to Luna and followed her to her chariot. Why do I have the feeling this wont end well? The L33t in the LibraryTHE NEXT DAY I'm so frickin l33t. I'm alive again, AND I still have my ghastly powers. That's just frickin boss, man. Anyways, they sent me and a letter to Twilight stating that see has full custody over me. As if. Looks like she's waking up. I've been drawing pictures of Majora all night for no reason, like a 5 year old. Not saying the drawings are that of a 5 year olds, but they're actually expertly drawn. I wanna see her reaction. "Ugh, you're still awake?" "Haven't slept for years, and I'm still alive, so I think it's normal." "What's with all the drawings, Ben?" I forgot to tell you about Spike. Let me tell ya, really bothersome. "These are all drawings of Majora." "Who?" Of course you don't have Legend of Zelda, just let me snap your necks. Geez. "Just a character I made up." "Whatever." "Hey I was wondering-" There was suddenly 'somepony' trying to break the frickin door down. Who pounds that hard on a door? Probably someone who hates doors. Or whoever is out there. "Hey Twilight! I'm here for the next chapter of Daring Do!" Oh no. Not her. Twilight last night told me about all her friends, but I didn't want to meet this one next! Maybe as last. "Hold on." She went to the door and gave the greeting I hoped not to hear. "Morning, Rainbow Dash! Come right in!" The rainbow-headed freak trotted into the library, looking around in all directions before looking straight at me. "What and who is that?" "Hello to you too, Dashie." "He is a human, and his name is Ben." "How long has he been here?" "I've been on this planet for about 2 days." 24 hours remain. She looked a me for a moment before going back to the reason she was here. "So you have the next book, right?" "Yup! Right over here." As far as I can tell, I'm still l33t. Inter-Dimensional Flying LessonsDid you know ghosts can travel between two dimensions, and can bring anyone with them? I did that today with Dashie. So it started after we 'met', if you can even watch and say we did, that she was looking for the next Daring Do book, and I was still thinking about my uber l33t ghost powers, and that's when I remembered that ghost trick I explained above. Now I remember, that the only way of getting around in there, is flying. Now, if you can't fly, you'd fall through the Void, for the rest of eternity. Luckily, I knew this head-on. "Hey guys." They both looked at me with annoyed faces, as suddenly as the green beam that came down from the ceiling, and I simply vanished. Without warning, I suddenly appeared behind the two ponies, with them looking at me with shocked faces. You are so gullible. "What did you do?" "I stepped over into a different dimension to fly around." "Flying around in another dimension? Really?" "Yeah?" She walked straight up to me, with a smile five times as large as mine. "Can I come?" She was serious. She looked as if she was going to explode. "Sure. Why not." She did just as I predicted. "Wait. I need to tell you something important." She instantly stopped, and appeared right back in front of me. "Give me your hoof." She gave me her foreleg, and the green beam slowly came down from the ceiling. "The thing is," the beam slowly came closer "that if you stop flying, you'll fall for the rest of time itself." The beam had reached us. "Have fun." :) This is Where Twilight Princess came from This is Where Twilight Princess came from Majora has taken Twilight! Repeat! Majora has taken Twilight! Stuff just got worse. The way I know this is because the color drained from the eyes of the mask, and Majora is literally inside Twilight. She still has those creepy eyes. Gawd. "Kekekeke..." "Thanks, Ben." And Twilight just vanished. Or should I say Twijora? I don't know. The mask is mine, because its harmless now. "Doooooooctooooooor!" "What, what is it?" "Majora has taken Twilight's body!" I think I will call her Twijora. "Oh no. This is bad. This is reaaaaally bad." "What?" "Tell me, what would happen if Majolight is to find past Twilight?" Twijora is better, old man. "Destruction of the universe?" "Exactly." "As I suspected. Anyways, we have to stop her!" "Right! Come along, then." LATER (Sorry, no action 4 u) "Pin them down!" "Gah! Get off of me, fool!" "Knock them out!" "What!? I can't hit-" "DO IT!!!" "Sorry, Twilight." *wap* *demonic screehing* "I broke the mask, so she would die!" "You did?" "You gotta think ahead. Now, lets get-" Wait. I forgot the salesman. Dammit.
Not-so Invisible when a CloudThey both left the treehouse library to 'go look for me', but they're completely unaware of what I can do. I mean, I have this trick, where I can make only one person see me, and I occasionally use the trick, but when I do, I only use it on insane lunatics. But anyways, I followed them out the door and retraced from where I came from and flew back to the alley, where they were standing. Pinkie was all like "I swear it was right here! Its eyes were bleeding and everything!" Then Twilight said "Pinkie Pie, just because Nightmare Night is tomorrow, doesn't mean you can play scary jokes on me!" Then Pinkie said "But I wasn't- oh, what's the point? You won't even listen to me." So Twilight said "Thank you. Now, I'm going to go and sleep, so don't bother me again!" Nightmare Night? Sounds like a retarded version of Halloween. Though, if that's what it is, this gives me the perfect chance to strike fear into helpless little ponies! But anyways, back to my pink target. I think I'll use the little trick I explained earlier.So I went up to her and said "Well, Pinkie, it seems your friend isn't listening to you anymore." She looked at me with a shocked face and said "You! Stay away!" So I said "Where is the fun in that?" "I don't care who or what you are, but I'll- what are you anyways?" She caught me right there, so I was like "I- Uh- wait what?" And she cracked the code, saying "Aha! You're just trying to scare me!" Compromised, I said "Alright, you caught me, I surrender." So Pinkie asked "But like I said, what are you?" I told the truth, saying "I'm a human, but I'm dead." She looked shocked when she said "You're... a ghost?" I was like "Yeah. But listen, I just this great idea for Nightmare Night." Curious, she asked "What is that idea, exactly?" I said "I'm going to scare this whole town half to death!" But then she told me "But what about the princess?" I was like "What." And she's like "Yeah, Princess Luna! She hosts Nightmare Night every year!" Surprised, I said "She does?" So Pinkie said "Of course! The holiday was made about her, after all." I tried getting back on track "Really? Well, how about you help me with my little plan?" She agreed "Sure!" Time to begin "Ok, so first..." This is going to be perfect!
Night of the Living BenI was stalking around the little town in my normal form, trying to see if everything was going as planned. The plan was that Pinkie, or in this case Pinkamena is going to go around town, unnerving everyone, and when night falls and the holiday begins, I'll go to the graveyard and take one of the dead bodies, appearing as a zombie. It should get scare factor of 9001/10. Anyways, I went to check on 'Pinkamena' to see if she was ready. "Pinkamena, are you ready yet?" "Almost!" "Good, then Ultimate Scare Prank will begin shortly." I flew out of Sugarcube Corner, and took a look around me. All these little ponies are going to fall for excellent plan, and that princess, too! Pinkamena came out, with her hair flat as plank of wood. This is where it begins Well, it's almost time for my moment. Just gotta wait for the princess to show up. Pinkie Pie already took her part in going around town, freaking out everybody. Now they all look like the insane lunatics I mentioned earlier. That looks like her on her sky chariot. I'm guessing now the plan was perfect, as it looks like from here, they're telling her what happened. That's my cue. Time to get crackin'. I hopped into the grave where Pinkie helped me dress the dead pony up to look like me. It took a while, but we managed. So I managed to dig my way out of the coffin and get to ground level. Prepare, for your worst nightmare. Hopefully.
Nightmare Night like a Retarded Halloween"Sorry, everyone!" I was apologizing to everyone for the pointless prank I pulled off. Even Pinkie Pie had to apologize for of course helping me. All of the ponies started to get back to their holiday, putting on costumes and doing their trick-or-treating. "Well, sorry Luna. About that-" "Apology accepted." "I'm sorry, too. Hey, can I go trick-or-treating now?" "Go ahead." "Yay!" Pinkie Pie ran off, and Luna looked back at me. Yet I spoke first. "So what about me?" "Hmm..." She stood there and looked down, thinking. Then she looked back at me. "When I leave, you will come with me. Me and my sister will decide what we'll do with you." "So I have a night of freedom?" "Well, I guess-" "Sweet!" I turned around and ran down the street, leaving a dumbfounded princess behind. So I have one night of freedom now, huh? Lets make this count.
Random Mention of 42It took a little bit to get to the castle, but we finally got there. The place was humongous! It covered probably half the entire town! "This way." We walked through the halls for what seemed like forever, until Luna stopped in front of a large pair of doors, with suns painted on each one. She quietly opened a door and poked her head in. "Sister, are you awake?" A more mature came from inside "Yes. Come in." She motioned her head for me to follow her, and we both stepped in the room. There was a pony like Luna, only she was taller, she was white, and the mark on her rump was instead a sun. Oh, did I mentioned her crown was huge? "Who is this you have brought?" "He calls himself Ben, and from what I heard, he is a ghost of a human." "Human?" "Yes, Your Highness." "We hadn't any humans in Equestria in about 1042 years!" Boom. That's where I was. I'm in a little show for little girls. Freckin My Little Pony. Wait, did she say 42? "But you see, like she said, I'm a ghost." She walked up to me and said "If you are a ghost, may I put my hoof through your face?" Strange question. "Sure. Why not." She raised a foreleg and attempted to put it through my face, put all I got was a hoof planted in my face. ... "You lied." "No I didn't! I swear, the way I died was that I drowned in the ocean after getting knock off the boat!" "Then how are you solid?" "Look, I have powers like a ghost, watch," I said as I turned into a green cloud, and back again. "And I can do this," I said as I whisked a sugar cookie from nowhere, and began to eat it. I said with a full mouth "Shee? I tol' you." "Hmm... Luna, may I ask why you brought him here?" "He had scared the entire town of Ponyville with a 'simple prank', along with the help of the Element of Laughter." "He did?" "Yeah... Sorry bout that." "Hmm... perhaps he should have a second chance." "What?" "What?" "Yes, a second chance. But I must put you under watch of my student, Twilight Sparkle, so you cause no more mischief." Oh, that pony. "Now that has been settled, I ask you to leave, for I have grown tired." "Got it." Second chance. Boo-yah.
:)"Pinkie Pie is throwing a party today, you coming?" "Pinkie Pie is the best I know. Of course!" It appears I got a invatation to Pinkie Pie's latest party. Never been to a party, since I died, of course. It apparently started an hour from now. "Sounds like..." *zing!* *puts on sunglasses* "...a blast." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! 1 HOUR LATER "So where is it again?" "Over here." Right, it was house that looked like the gingerbread house from Hansel and Gretel. Weird. We walked right into the party in progress. "Oh, hi Twilight! Hi Ben!" "Hello." "Hello." "You're just in time!" "I'm glad about that." :) "I thought we could make funny masks!" :( "What? Where did you get that idea?" "From this!" And she pulled out a rainbow, spike-covered mask with big, yellow gaping eyes. Not again.
Majora"Pinkie Pie, where did you get that mask?" "On Nightmare Night!" I felt some eyes watching us. "Ben, that looks like your drawings. Is it yours?" "No. In fact, it owns itself." "What do you mean by that?" The mask spoke quite loudly, and the loud music stopped. Everyone was looking at us. It said first "I think you should know," then "It's a bit quite, you think? I fix it." When Pinkie drop the mask, it floated above everybody's head and flew out the door. "What was that?" "Majora."
72 hours remain: Salesman"Wh... What?" "Where am I? Where are my masks?" "Majora? BEN?" "Oh no..." "Ben, what have you done!?" "That's not good." This was just like the game now. If I'm correct, I only have three days. I don't think Luna would be happy. The moon is falling, and only I can stop it. Except it isn't a game, and I could die. "What in the name of Celestia is happening!?" "I think it's obvious the moon is about to destroy the planet. My calculations tell we got three days, and only I can stop it." "Sounds complicated." I know, right? "Ben! BEN!!!" Oh, you have got to be kidding me. First Majora, and now The Happy Mask Salesman is here! Wait, what happened to him? Where's his masks? "Ben, thank goodness you're here! I need help-" "Getting back your sacred Majora's Mask and stop the moon from killing us all, I get it." "I... No! I need to get out of here! You must help me!" "Why? You just some strange other-worldly being with no care for this world, and as far as I know, Majora may be your companion!" "Uh-" "Ben, who is this?" His voice changed from his happy, gentle voice, to a dark, cold voice. Like as if his vocals changed! "I am what he said I am. Very well done, Ben. You are the first to find out my secrets." That wide grin spread across his face, as he levitated in place for a moment, then flew up to the horrid looking moon. I don't even know how that face got there. I don't even know what to do.
24 hours remain: The Doctor?"The Doctor?" "Yeah, he's a time traveling pony, that pops up here and there. Maybe he's here!" Great, First a My Little Pony time period, then everyone from Majora's Mask, and now there's a Time Lord in Ponyville! It just gets stranger every second. By the way, 2 days have passed, and the moon wants to crash into Canterlot. Twilight had been acting like a insane schizophrenic scientist trying to be killed by a mad A.I.. Until she mentioned the Doctor, of course. "So what's your plan, that happens to include The Doctor?" "You know him?" "He's just a fictional character in my universe." "That doesn't matter. The plan, by the way, is we are going to travel back in time, and find Majora before Pinkie does." "What about the salesman?" "Oh. Him. I didn't think about that." "Just give me a sharp blade, I'll take care of it." "Ok then. Now, lets get going, we down have much time!" Where's that frickin bell?
Before I continueOk, so a lot of you are probably wondering this: Ben, where are you narrating this from? Just some white, infinite spot outside of time and space. Just throwing it out there. You may also be wondering: If your out of space and time, how are you writing this? Just because I'm out here, doesn't mean I'm not partially Internet. Geez.
96 hours remain: Back to save EquestriaVrooooooooomp! Vrooooooooomp! "There we go! Right back 4 days ago! Why did you need to go here again?" "Thanks Doctor. And we are here to save the entire planet!" "Okay, whatever." "Just stay here, ok?" "Right here. Entire time. Got it." "Pinkie said she found Majora in the alley, right?" "Yeah. Lets go!" Time travel. I wouldn't believe it, but since the moon isn't there, it's actually believable. Ok, time to find that alleyway. I dematerialized and took flight over the town. The sun was just rising and ponies were coming out from there homes and Rainbow Dash was heading towards the library. Oh no. I forgot about the physics of time. In this case, Time Paradoxes. To make it simpler, the universe would implode if I met myself. Just don't get caught. So I flew into the alleyway, and found the mask and Twilight there. I forgot she could teleport. Though, she was looking at the mask funny, almost hypnotic. Oh come on. You have got to be kidding me.
I saved the world twice 4 Days agoThe Happy Mask Salesman. To make it simple, I need to slit the demon's throat. And I may die. For both worlds. But it'll be better that way. I guess. Right, so I need to find him before night. I knew something was off about him. "Are you sure we're going the right way, Ben?" "Yes Twilight. I'm sure." I killed a over-powered cultist mask. I can kill its owner. "Shh! There he is." He was out cold. His masks are missing. Perfect. "Stay back. I got this." I quietly stepped out of the bush and slowly sneaked up on him. My knife was at his neck. Reference time. "Go to sleep." His eyes flashed open. His voice sounded as if there were two. Majora. "You first." Out cold. Dammit. Wait a moment. Right, so now I got a sub-conscious form. Sweet. Time to end this. "Muahahahahaha-" *snap* Now they're both dead. Kind of anti-climatic, though. But heroes don't need no glory. They just need to be seen. :)
Hero"We are all here today to honor Ben, for saving the entire planet of Equis, and sealing two evil demons into the soil!" Hundreds and hundreds of cheers filled the entire castle. I could've gone deaf, but luckily I didn't. "We thank you Ben, for the great deeds you have done today." Never seen a platinum medal before? You have now. Really shiny. "It was nothing. I almost did it before in the past." "You are now trusted amongst Equestrian soil." "Great." 1 HOUR LATER, PONYVILLE "You killed a haunted mask?" "You nearly died?" "Ben, it must have been so awesome!" "Well, of course it was awesome." Me and Twilight got back about 35 minutes ago, and I was crowded by multiple colors and voices. Like right now. "And when did you do this, exactly?" Oh, Rarity. "4 days ago." All the voices ceased. I wanted silence, but not Awkward Silence. "4... days ago?" "Time travel is complicated, guys." "Oh, now it makes sense." "But still, how did ya stop the moon from fallin?" "Like I just said, Time travel is complicated." "Right." "Well, I've heard loud voices all day. I think my ears need some rest." Turning in for today. But this adventure just started.
Cutie Mark Crusaders Zombie Slayers!1 WEEK LATER "Cutie Mark Crusader Zombies Slayers!" "No! Stay back!" Yup. Zombie Apocalypse. What else? Just gotta find 3 meteors to activate the secret song. *snarl, growl* Give me a moment. Ssssssssslish. *stab, stab, stab* Still got my trusty kitchen knife. "Why can't we help?" "Because then you'd become a midnight snack for the restless!" I said, pointing at the zambees, breaking down the library door. Wait. "Crap! Quick, this way! Up the stairs!" So who do we have here? Lets see, we got: Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy in the corner, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity and Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, The Princesses, and a few other ponies from town. Some other chose to defend themselves. Good idea. "Ben, they broke the door down!" "Hold on!" Powers, don't fail me now! *zing!* *BANG BANG* A pistol. Glock 17. Sweet. *sobbing* *BANG BANG BANG* *click* 5 bullets. Wow. "Shit! Out the windows!" The unicorns were teleporting them and the earth ponies out, while the pegasi evacuated out the windows. "Kill me, I dare you." OMFG, DYING HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. *poof* Still Alive, Want you Gone.
Operation Evacuate Ponyville"Come Princesses, with me!" "Where is Twilight?" "Over here! Don't worry, I'm fine!" "It just had to be zombies, didn't it!?" Stupid Zambees. Why did Zecora have to try a crazy-ass potion to bring back the dead?! Now we're all screwed. "Come this way-Nope! Other way, other way!" "BEN!!!" "Its Rainbow Dash!" "Ben, help me!" She was perched on a dead tree surrounded by zombie ponies. Hold on, is that... Heh, the Happy Mask Salesman became a zombie, too. Double kill. "Hold on! I gotta go get her!" "Don't worry about us, Ben. We can stand our ground." "Ok. Don't panic, Dashie! I'm coming!" I need something more efficient. *zing!* M16A4. Full mag. Awesome. *Ratatatatatatatatatat!* *click* One bullet for one brain. "Come on, Dashie!" "Right behind you!" "Come come!" "Right!" "Ok!" "Come on, we need to evacuate everyone out of Ponyville to Canterlot! I can think of what to do there." "But how will we get everypony there?" Suddenly, a British accent from behind. "I think I can help!" "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "Doctor?" "Come on, if we can get everyone in the TARDIS, I can take us straight to Canterlot!" "Good idea!" Operation Evacuation is a go.
Canterlot has fallen!"Everypony into the castle! Quickly!" "Hurry up!" *SLAM!* "Ok, so that's everyone, right?" "Yes, I do believe so." "Geez, I haven't even been here this long, and there's already something wrong." "Ben, how long do you think we've got till they get here?" "Comparing the fastest from the slowest, the fast ones will make it within a few hours." "What about the salesman?" "You saw him too, Luna?" "Yes. How long will it take for his zombie to get here?" "Since that guy had some sort of teleporting act..." "...he could be here within minutes." *bang* "And I believe I was right." "Now what do we do? This zombie has unbelievable amounts of speed, and he is being followed by an army!" "Don't worry, I'll think of something!" "Ben we don't have time!" "Yes we do." *bang* I pulled out my knife and aimed at the chain of the lock on the door. *stab* The doors opened outwards slowing, revealing the undead salesman, it a knife wound in his head. He just fell over. Just in time to see the army of zombies slowly approaching the castle by the streets. "We have some more guests." Nice going there, Ben. You just put Equestria into extreme danger.
No CasualtiesA FEW HOURS LATER "We're surrounded!" "Great. Just great." Ponyville had fallen. Canterlot had fallen. Nowhere is safe. No cure. No hope. ... No problem. "If there was a spell to cause this to happen, wouldn't there be an opposite spell with opposite effects?" Celestia became speechless, then Luna spoke. "There is! I read about dark magic a few times, and there is an opposite spell!" We both looked straight at Luna. "What? Just something to pass the time." "Okay..." I waited a second. "Well, aren't you going to cast it!?" "Oh, right! I hope this works!" A sudden flash of light blue light knocked me out. I heard a voice as I faded into sleep. "sorry about that, Ben...!"
-Intermission-Hey everyone! I have to tell you that I'll be releasing a completely different story in the future! You will follow Brake Lavender, the space-bending scientist, and The System, a time-traveling fancy-looking Time Lord in the Red Tardis, as they travel through both universes, picking up and dropping off companions, fighting Daleks and Demons, and saving it all! One universe at a time.
Restoring OrderWell, that was a doozy. First, I get attacked by Majora, then I get a zambee apocalypse 1 week later, and then I get knocked out for another whole week without warning. Owwww... "Well, it's good your still alive, right!" "Twilight, remember back to that week ago, in the library?" "Yeah. Why?" "I was eaten alive. I can't really die, you know." "I... guess." Right, so anyways, Celestia and Luna have begun fixing every single thing that smashed, destroyed, or left behind. Everyone is completely ok and there were no casualties. Celestia has also been getting on Luna's case about reading about dark magic. I think everything is normal in Equestria once again. Good.
Jadusable-( 2 weeks later )- This is bad. This is really bad. They seem to have found Jadusable, and have taken him to the castle. I'm so screwed. He's going to tell them, I know it. And this is even worse, because Twilight thinks it's a good idea to go to Canterlot for a break. Like I said, I'm so screwed. In fact, we're already on the train. Well, time to die a second time. This will not end well.
Animate RegenerateI've decided to give away this story. But not without a challenge, first. If you're reading this right now, go read my blog post "Animate Regenerate", and the very first person to animate Temple of the Daleks will receive this story as a prize. Hopefully, your watch your Doctor Who lately...
Like a Weeping Angel in the ForestHehehehe... :) You've met with a terrible fate, Reader, haven't you? Ok, it's just not funny anymore. Hello, I'm Ben, and you probably heard of me. Yes, I'm the 'BEN' who haunted the Internet guy, Jadusable, but I gotta some fun, right? Right? Anyways, I'm here to tell you about my time in the evil, no good, dreaded Equestria. Saying the name just gives the shivers. Geez. So it all started 4 years ago. I was stuck for about that long, so I don't see why your laughing. Anyways, the first second I was there, all I knew is that I was in some sort of forest, so I stepped off my pedestal and took off the smile, just so I could look around. The whole thing looked much more greatly animated than Majora's Mask, but it was very cartoonish, which made me gag. I looked at my hand, which was about as well animated as the area around me, so I suspected I was in a very good Zelda game, though I am gonna miss that salesman. Good friend, I say. Anyways, I heard something coming towards me so I ran back to my pedestal and put back my trademark smile. A figure emerged from the shadows, only for me to see a strange-looking zebra approach me. What surprised me is that it could talk, but it only talked in rhymes. It said something about warning this place called 'Ponyville' about something, but I hope it wasn't me. It ran back into the forest, as I dematerialized into a thin green gas, and followed the zebra. Soon, it galloped into a HUGE opening, and kept going towards a small town that seemed to be in the middle of the opening, so I suspected this is Ponyville. And that's where the horrors began.
Ponyville is for people like JeffSo I followed the strange zebra towards the little town of Ponyville, which was possibly the worst idea I've ever had in my afterlife. The whole entire town looked all too childish, but the worst part was that it was literally FILLED with multi-colored ponies and unicorns and pegasi. I thought I was having serious mental problems and I'm having visions, but I'm dead already, so that wouldn't be possible. Thinking about it, that world would be more likely for Jeff. Heh heh. Anyways, I had a pretty good idea on my part that would help me take my mind off it. I flew into one of the alleys and materialized a couple of feet inward, with my amazing smile. The first pony to see me was a pink pony with a crazy mane that's probably never groomed. She was bouncing along until she noticed me, and looked straight at me, but instead of a scream of serious terror, all I got was a giggle. My idea had went terribly wrong, as the pony walked straight up to me and said "Boy, you suuuuure are scary!" Plan B. My eyes began to bleed and my eyes rolled into the back of my head. The pony backed up a bit while the only reaction I got was a nervous face and a "Uh..." Final step. I simply said in a low, demonic voice "Boo." The pony ran down the street at full speed, screaming her head off like "WUAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa..." I simply laughed as I dematerialized and flew up to see where see was running. She seemed to be running to a hollowed out tree, that apparently was someone's house. I followed her into the treehouse, to find it was actually a library. The pink pony called out "Twilight! Twilight!" A lavender unicorn ran down a staircase and asked the pink one "Pinkie, what is it?" And the pink one was like "Therewasastatuethingyinthealleyandiwalkeduptoitanditmadeascaryfaceanditsaidbooandthen-" And 'Twilight' said "Pinkie, slow down! What statue?" And Pinkie was like "It was a weird monster thing! It was wear a green shirt and hat, and brown pants, and-" And then Twilight asked "You found it in the alley?" And Pinkie was all like "Yeah!" And they went over explaining about me in the alley and stuff like that. I laughed in my mind sooooo hard at this! It was just too funny! I bet Jeff would as much fun here as I did! Suddenly, Twilight asked "Can you show me where you found it?" I was like "Huh?" And Pinkie said "Yeah, come on!" Perfect chance for more fun. :)
Best Plan Gone Terrible WrongI slowly walked into town with a limp, to go along with the plan. They were all still over at the center of town with Princess Luna, so it all went along with the plan. When I got in range, I started going like "Gruuuuuur. Braaaaaaaaaaains," and with the reaction I wanted, everyone ran in all directions, screaming their heads off. Except for the Princess. "You can't scare me, though your costume is very well made." "This isn't a costume." "It isn't?" "Yeah. I'm dead, just needed a body for the prank I pulled off... sort of." "You're a ghost?" I stepped out of the body, making it fall over "Yup." "What is your name?" "Ben." "And how long has this 'prank' been going?" "Since this morning." "Did anypony notice you?" "Only Pinkie. She was the one to help me unnerve everybody." "Is that so, Ben?" By now, ponies began to slowly come out "Yes. I apologize though if I upset you." "It's alright." She looked at where the crowd ran "Don't worry everypony! The problem has been resolved!" As all the ponies came out from their hiding places, Luna looked straight at me. "We seem to have a special guest here, tonight." Busted.
The Evil of the ThrillerI was walking around a little bit, watching all of them in their costumes, going up to doors and saying "trick or treat!" This somewhat reminded me of something. "...and as you fight to say alive..." It seemed to be familiar... So familiar... "...your body starts to shiver..." Like it was right at the tip of my brain... "...for no mere mortal can resist..." Like... Wait... "...the Evil of the Thriller." ... Good idea. I watched that music video literally hundreds of times before. And thinking about it, I remember the whole dance. Maybe somewhere along the street, I can do the Thriller dance. I may make a fool outta myself, but just maybe. Just maybe. Alright, I need to find a good spot on the street. Hmm... *zing!* Oh my god, I didn't think I could make a boom box come outta nowhere! I can do anything, can't I? *zing!* Got the tape, and that proves I can. Ok, back to the street. Lets get this party going. 13 MINUTES LATER As the song ended, I fell over on the ground, like I was just shot. The entire crowd around me gave a big applause, as I whisked up from the ground, giving a bunch of bows and "thank you"s. I guess I did good. "Ben, it's time." I looked over to see a split in the crowd, where Luna was standing. "Coming!" I snapped my fingers, making the boom box disappear, and ran over to Luna and followed her to her chariot. Why do I have the feeling this wont end well?
The L33t in the LibraryTHE NEXT DAY I'm so frickin l33t. I'm alive again, AND I still have my ghastly powers. That's just frickin boss, man. Anyways, they sent me and a letter to Twilight stating that see has full custody over me. As if. Looks like she's waking up. I've been drawing pictures of Majora all night for no reason, like a 5 year old. Not saying the drawings are that of a 5 year olds, but they're actually expertly drawn. I wanna see her reaction. "Ugh, you're still awake?" "Haven't slept for years, and I'm still alive, so I think it's normal." "What's with all the drawings, Ben?" I forgot to tell you about Spike. Let me tell ya, really bothersome. "These are all drawings of Majora." "Who?" Of course you don't have Legend of Zelda, just let me snap your necks. Geez. "Just a character I made up." "Whatever." "Hey I was wondering-" There was suddenly 'somepony' trying to break the frickin door down. Who pounds that hard on a door? Probably someone who hates doors. Or whoever is out there. "Hey Twilight! I'm here for the next chapter of Daring Do!" Oh no. Not her. Twilight last night told me about all her friends, but I didn't want to meet this one next! Maybe as last. "Hold on." She went to the door and gave the greeting I hoped not to hear. "Morning, Rainbow Dash! Come right in!" The rainbow-headed freak trotted into the library, looking around in all directions before looking straight at me. "What and who is that?" "Hello to you too, Dashie." "He is a human, and his name is Ben." "How long has he been here?" "I've been on this planet for about 2 days." 24 hours remain. She looked a me for a moment before going back to the reason she was here. "So you have the next book, right?" "Yup! Right over here." As far as I can tell, I'm still l33t.
Inter-Dimensional Flying LessonsDid you know ghosts can travel between two dimensions, and can bring anyone with them? I did that today with Dashie. So it started after we 'met', if you can even watch and say we did, that she was looking for the next Daring Do book, and I was still thinking about my uber l33t ghost powers, and that's when I remembered that ghost trick I explained above. Now I remember, that the only way of getting around in there, is flying. Now, if you can't fly, you'd fall through the Void, for the rest of eternity. Luckily, I knew this head-on. "Hey guys." They both looked at me with annoyed faces, as suddenly as the green beam that came down from the ceiling, and I simply vanished. Without warning, I suddenly appeared behind the two ponies, with them looking at me with shocked faces. You are so gullible. "What did you do?" "I stepped over into a different dimension to fly around." "Flying around in another dimension? Really?" "Yeah?" She walked straight up to me, with a smile five times as large as mine. "Can I come?" She was serious. She looked as if she was going to explode. "Sure. Why not." She did just as I predicted. "Wait. I need to tell you something important." She instantly stopped, and appeared right back in front of me. "Give me your hoof." She gave me her foreleg, and the green beam slowly came down from the ceiling. "The thing is," the beam slowly came closer "that if you stop flying, you'll fall for the rest of time itself." The beam had reached us. "Have fun." :)
This is Where Twilight Princess came from This is Where Twilight Princess came from Majora has taken Twilight! Repeat! Majora has taken Twilight! Stuff just got worse. The way I know this is because the color drained from the eyes of the mask, and Majora is literally inside Twilight. She still has those creepy eyes. Gawd. "Kekekeke..." "Thanks, Ben." And Twilight just vanished. Or should I say Twijora? I don't know. The mask is mine, because its harmless now. "Doooooooctooooooor!" "What, what is it?" "Majora has taken Twilight's body!" I think I will call her Twijora. "Oh no. This is bad. This is reaaaaally bad." "What?" "Tell me, what would happen if Majolight is to find past Twilight?" Twijora is better, old man. "Destruction of the universe?" "Exactly." "As I suspected. Anyways, we have to stop her!" "Right! Come along, then." LATER (Sorry, no action 4 u) "Pin them down!" "Gah! Get off of me, fool!" "Knock them out!" "What!? I can't hit-" "DO IT!!!" "Sorry, Twilight." *wap* *demonic screehing* "I broke the mask, so she would die!" "You did?" "You gotta think ahead. Now, lets get-" Wait. I forgot the salesman. Dammit.
