Psycho in a new world

by Banjo Moon

Chapters

New start
Trying for peace
Trouble with a reward
Lost and Found
New job, New ponys, New news
Kiss and make up
Meet the Apples
Meet The Apple's Part 2 : Call of Thy Dutys
Meet the Royal's
Lost Now
Banning me to work.
Boring to New
First for EVERYTHING! Even Bad Things
Is this the end?
problems
This Is The End

New start

"Goldy locks."

"What is it Kassidy?"

"Can we go walking?"

"We live in Decatur. Is that a good idea?"

"Come on you promised."

"Ga fine..."

Kassidy is my sister. 5 foot something inches. White with blonde hair, blue eyes. She just so happened to turn 13 not a couple of weeks ago. Man did she now how to push my buttons, she knew my every weakness before I went crazy. Yes crazy.

I'm Casey, HAHA laugh it up cause I ain't no girl. Even though I got shoulder long blonde curly hair, I'm not a girl. I'm a good 5 foot 7 inches I think with blue eyes. Pure hillbilly (and every thing behind that term to. Yes being rasit kinda counts.) Fluffy not fat and not the cutiest guy eather. I would be going on 16 but we will get there later. I hate every one, my father died last year due to cancer and finding a job is hard. I was put in a mentle hospital for a while for wanting to kill people. They think my meds are working but they have no clue. So far smoking has helped but lowers my life spand. 'Like I want to live anyways.' Well we will get back to the story.

"Kassidy its 9 in the morning. We live in a crack head trailer park and people would love me dead."

"But Casey." She gave me them damn puppy eyes.

"FINE! Dress warm its only like 56 out side."

"YAY!" She ran out of the living room to get her jacket.

"I'm taking my truck mom!"

"If you get cought driving.."

"I'll get the shit beat out of me yes I know." I sighed will grabbing the keys to my 95 chevy pick-up. It was a nice truck, dude had a bran spanking new 350 vortex put in it. Pure american muscle under that hood.

"Kassidy I'll be back in like a hour to go on that walk ok?" I could hear her growl in anger whiched made me laugh.

It was a cold day in Illinois. A day you wished your little sister would let you sleep in. Ghost my white pitbull pranced at the door wanting to go with me. "Sorry buddy not this time." I patted his head walking into the cold air. All That I wore was a pair of camo pants with matching boots, My slayer T-shirt doing very little to block out the cold but me being from West Virgina helps alot. "Damn notherners and there shitty life styles." There was cars parked in front of my 67 trailer but giving me just enough room to get my truck out. As I walked past my mom's burgungy 91 plamouth min van getting to my blue truck.

"Hey Casey how are you?"

"Fuck off."

"WHAT!?"

"Shut the fuck up and thank what ever god will listen that you can still see your damn kids you fucking drunk." It was my nabors wife. She was a true back stabbing bitch. I never liked her, all she did was drink, smoke crack, and bitch about how they live in a shit hole.

"Casey!" My sister was hanging out the front door.

"What?"

"Rob said to drive safe."

"Will do." I started the truck and the sound of the engin always made me shiver. "So much power and I can't even use it. HA I lied!" I slammed it into reverse kicking rocks every where from the rear wheels. Pilling out through the trailer park always let people know to keep a eye out cause I will hit you.

'I been to mushroom mountain'

'Once or twice but who's countn'

'But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills'

My raido was blarring with a dark horse hanging out of my mouth. The wind coming from the open window blew my hair around that wasn't under my ball cap. I know smoking is bad for you, hell thats how my dad died besides drinking to. But doing 60 in a 40 MPH zone was my happiness, if I see a cop yea I slow down. Driving was my only happy place besides hunting.

I was on my way to see my friend Dean. He was a true red neck. Racen cars to having a ugly girl friend. She ain't that ugly but I've seen better. Anyways I waned to stop by, it was his birth-day and you don't have a 16th B-day party every year. My eyes left the road when I could hear the King of the Hill theme song going off.

"Who the fuck is calling me?" I picked up my phone to see it was my son austin, well not my son but he is to me. "What you want jackass I'm driving?"

"Dude some latin kings are in the trailer park looking for you."

"Tell me something I don't know."

"They said there in a gang and they got guns man, big guns."

"Ok I care why?"

"There trailer 17 peoples."

"Oh they have the balls to come at me now?"

"I guess but they said they got people looking for you right now."

"Ok?" I looked in my mirror to see a catalac on big rims coming up fast. "Well howdy do?"

"What?"

"I forgot ya was there, I think I found there friends." The gray car kept getting closer and closer. "Fuck ain't no cops on these corn roads to help me out."

"I know be careful dumbass."

"Will do fuck tard. Oh and tell my family I loves em." I hung up not wanting a answer from him. "Well how can I help ya'll?" Knowing what was going to happen next I put on my seat belt and slammed what ever gas petal I had left. "Well fuck there fast." I was doing 100 plus by now. I looked in my mirror only for a bullet to take it out. "SHIT! NEW GAME! NEW GAME!" I was in the middle of no where. So no one could hear the gun shots even if they cared.

I didn't mind death, I kinda knew I was going to die soon anyways. I kinda even welcome it. I would be praying but I hated the christan belife. No I am not a satanist eather. I just have no belifes at all. What happens, happens boo hoo, sad story for all I care.

'POP!'

"FUCK!"

Every thing went into slow motion. They must have got my tire. I went up side down to be put back right than return to up side down and it repeated this for what felt like five minutes.

I must have blacked out cause every thing stopped rolling. Some how I crawled from the up side down truck to my back in the middle of the road. What ever pain I was in didn't stop me from lighting a cigarette in my mouth taking a long puff off of it. I closed my eyes from the bright sun and enjoyed the nicotine in my lungs.

"Any last words nigga?" I looked up to see a large black man holding a 1911 acp colt 45 to my head.

"Only a request." He tilted his head.

"Fine, what is it?" I smiled.

"Theres a 357 magnum in my truck, can you get it and fire all the rounds off to make it look like I some what fought back." The guy only looked to his partner.

"Ya heard the cracka give him his piece and only fire one round. He might need the rest in the after life." His buddy did what he said only to fire a single round out of the silver magnum and threw it to me.

"Thanks and last words.. Hm, nope do what you gota do." I closed my eyes and took a long puff before a bullet went into my head.

I heard the boom but felt nothing. Every thing was dark. I took a puff of my cigarette thinking 'How the hell do I still got this? Mabe for once God is giving me something I need.' As I took another hit of the tobacco every thing went wightless.

"What the fuck?"

"Casey your are a bad person."

"If you are God than I need not to explane my self."

"Very well than."

"Ok? Why is it still black in here?"

"Don't worry about that. Name five things that you need to survie in a unknow place."

"12 guage pump action, slugs and buck shot, knife, cigs, and a lighter."

"It will be done. By the way what you have on you will also go with you."

"Well than could I get some rounds for my magnum. If your God ya know that I like it. ALOT."

"I know Casey, now live in this new world you will be going to."

"Do I get details?"

"Have a nice life Casey, oh and you will also stay human."

"O....K? I guess bye."

I opened my eyes to be met with a cartoon world. "Thank god I've done shrooms before cause if not I would be flipping the fuck out." I stood up to met a army green duffle bag. I undid the zipper and a smile grew in my face. I reached in and pulled out a pack a dark horse's and my lighter that 'God' didn't give me. "Thank you." I took a deep breath only to here a scream from behind me. "For fucks sake." I turned around to see a white... unicorn? "What in the sam hell?" It must have fainted cause it don't have its eyes open. Its mane was well done for a mythical horse. "Did that fucking thing scream at me?"

"HEY YOU!" I turned to see a blue fucking horse with wings and a rainbow colored mane. The thing just stared me down.

"Holy shit! What the fuck am I on?" I started to walk closer to the mini horse.

"What did you do to Rarity?!" Its angry look grew.

"You can talk! Shit I have to be on acid right now!" It snorted at me making me stop and walk over to my bag instead.

"Answer me!" It flared its wings out.

"Now if I was you I would calm down." I took the silver magnum out of the bag and looked in the cilinder. "Five rounds."

"What are you!?" It just kept getting more pissed.

"Do ya'll know what a gun is?" Her look never changed. "Yep kinda figured that one. Well let me show ya." I put my cigarette back in my mouth while pulling back the hammer pointing it at a near by tree. "Ya ready?" Still the same look. "Fine but cover ya ears pony." I pulled the trigger making the gun kick back my arms nearly cutting down the one inch thick tree.

"W-what is that?" Its jaw hung lose. Its wide magenta eyes looking at me.

"That is what us humans call a 357 magnum. Most powerful hand gun in the world... Well was, now its the only." I took out my cigarette and stomped it out. Taking the shot gun I loaded 4 rounds of buck shot into the lower chamber and putting one ready to fire. "Well just to let ya know I'm a good guy. So don't get your peo- I mean ponys on me." I put the magnum in my pants and just so happen that the shot gun had a sling, so it went on my left sholder while I picked up my bag. Looking back at the pony thing, I had to ask. "What the fuck are you?"

It looked at me funny. "I'm a pegasus. So what the hay are you?"

"Human." I gruffed back looking at the white unicorn once more. "So flying horses, unicorns, not on shrooms.... What the fuck kinda of joke is this?" I looked to the sky.

"Who are you talking to?" A smile came to my face.

"I'm crazy, thats all you need to know." I lit another cigarette taking a puff. "Where can I get some food?" Still looking to the sky.

"Ponyville is just a mile or two from here."

"I had the most dredful dream!" I spun around pointing my gun to the white unicorn making her faint again.

"The fuck is her deal?" Looking to the rainbow maned horse.

"Your carring her." She took off to a decent sized village.

"God don't wait on me or nothing. Fuck." I slung the unicon over my sholder taking a hit from my cigarette. Running to a place I had no clue about.... Smartest thing I have ever done.

Trying for peace

Walking through the village was so nice. The screams of colorful horses running and hiding was just, magical. I love it when others fear me, but instead of people its food! Well I never had horse but I would think it tastes like dog, maybe well anything but cat. God cat is greesy.

"ITS GOT RARITY!"

"What the fucks a Raridy?" I looked to my left to see a pissed purple unicorn. "Oh you so cute. I'm gona pet ya, love ya, and call ya Gorge." I broke out laughing remembering saterday moring cartoons. But the mini horse kept its angry look. "Fuck here have her." Lighting another cigarette while mumbaling through it. "Didn't wana ride it anyways."

"WHAT!?" Its eyes went wide.

"Sweet jesus did you think..... Good god I'm still stuck with fuck tards." I layed the sleeping unicorn down and pulled out my magnum.

"What is that?" The purple unicorn got closer to look at it.

"Look down the long silver piece where the hole is and tell me if you see some thing." The stupid fucking animal was just getting to put its face to it. "Dinner." I pulled back the hammer only to see a rainbow flash where my food was.

"WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO KILL HER!?" The blue horse was REALLY pissed.

"You said there was food here..... ooohhhh." Trying to play it off.

"YOU EAT PONYS?!" The purple unicorn went from pissed to pissing its pants well if it had any.

"If I can't find nothing else.... Yes." Taking a long puff I put back my 357. "So is there any thing else?" Tilting my head sounding like a smart ass.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!" A girly scream came from my right just to find a light green unicorn. "HANDS!" It jumped on my chest making me fall on my back.

"What...... The...... Fuck....." It had my hands in a gold dust matching the stuff coming off its horn. "Can I help you?" Its eyes where only on my hands. I looked to the other two ponys with a help me look on my face.

"Hhhaaaannnndddddssss." Its gold eyes some how went wider the more it looked at my fingers.

"OK. Thats just about enough." I went to stand but the gold dust wrapped around my body. "HEY!" Snapping the unicorn out of its tranz. "Can I get up?"

"Sorry." It begain to blush with a sheepish grin on its face. "I'm Lyra Heartstrings."

"Casey." Standing up I noticed my hat was gone. "Fuck, me."

"WHAT!?" Its blush intensafied. "I-I umm like hu-humans but..." It was tripping over its own words.

"Your are a girl right?" Looking at it with a deadpan face.

"YES!"

"Ok than I'm not gay." Getting another cigarette out and puttig it in my mouth only to have purple dust grab it. "What the hell?"

"Whats hell?"

"A place I should be at. Who the fuck took my cigarette?!" Turning around just to see the purple unicorn looking at it closely.

"By the way I'm Rainbow Dash fastest flyer in Equestria."

"Proud of ya now give me my damn cigarette." The purple unicorn didn't even hear me. "Fuck you to." I got the red pack of cigars out. "I need to slow down." Placing one in my mouth just to have the same fate happen to it only with gold magic. "Goddamn it!"

"I need to tell the princess about this!"

"Can I get that back?" A purple flash took over the spot of the purple unicorn. "Ok I'll just get a new one." I still had the pack in my hand, placeing the brown cigar in my mouth looking for a lighter.

"What is this?" The greenish unicorn had my white bic lighter.

"At least let me show you." Snatching it from thin air I lit the cigar with it. "It makes fire thats all."

"Oohh." I place the lighter back in my pocket.

"Can I at least get a apple?" My stomach growld

"Howdy I'm Applejack." I only looked to the sky.

"Fuck, you. I didn't mean a horse named apple! WHY!?" I fell to my knees looking to the dirt. "I'm not even hungry."

"Is there sumtin wrong mister?" It was a female hick.

"At least its someting like my own kind." I stood up putting my cigar back in my mouth. "Names Casey." Turning and offering my hand to the horse.

"Uh." The tan horse stepped back in fear. She had a long blond mane with a red tie putting it in a pony tail, matching her well, tail. Her green eyes were wide and filled with fear, only making me smile.

"You have a hat!" The worn brown cowboy hat was what I needed. "What do you want for it?"

"Ain't fer sell."

"Damn it. Where can I get one?"

"That mare on the ground." She pointed to the sleeping unicorn.

"Do you fear me?" I looked at her wanting a honest answer.

"Ah won't lie, yea Ah do."

"Good." I turned faceing a large building in the center of the village. "Is that ya'lls town hall?" I got no answer. "I'll take that as a yep."

Walking the short walk was peaceful every pony was already hiding. No sounds, no ponys, just me and my cigar. Well was my cigar I stomped it out a little while ago.

"W-Welcome to Ponyville, I'm Mayor Mare."

"Casey" The brown horse was shaking like a leaf in a wind storm. "Can I ask why every one runs from me?"

"Well we have never seen your kind before." I cutted her off.

"Ah. Well I'm stuck here so get use to me." I stepped off the porch of the builing spotting a ginger bread house with a sign reading.

'SUGER CUBE CORNER'

"Well my blood suger is kinda low. Why not." The closer I got the better it smelled. "Can't smell hay or oats so hell yea!"

I opened the door with a bell saying some one stepped in. "How can I-I...." The orange horse behind the glass counter froze.

"Heller I'm Casey. Gota cupcake or something?" Pulling out my worn leather wallet to show two green dollars.

"That wo-would be 2 b-bits."

"What?" Looking back up I saw a simple vinilla cupcake with matching icining. "Umm. Is that the kinda money ya'll use?" All it did was shake its head. "Fuck." I walked out into the dirt street to be met with a large crowd of colorful ponys.

"Can I help ya'll?" They all backed up with a gasp. "Ok never mind." I sat down on the step to look at my cigar pack. Only had 3 left. "Thanks alot god." I sat my face in my hands.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. Princess Celestia would like for me and the elements of harmany to take you to Canterlot."

"Hey!" I shot to my feet making her stumble back. "Wheres my cigarette?" I pointed my finger to her sqinting my eyes.

"HI!" I opened my eyes to be met with dirt. "I'M PINKIE PIE!"

"Dirt is not my first choice for food." Some how I was able to mumble to it. I rolled over to see a pink pony with cotton candy like mane with matching tail.

"Ohmygash! Igotathrowawelcomeparty! Causeyournewintown!" I guess its a her cause it was pink. But her words started to blend togather.

"Who is Celestia?" All the ponys gasped besides Pinkie who wouldn't shut up.

"Celestia is ruler of this land with her sister, Luna." The purple unicorn known as Twilight spoke up.

"I don't like this Celestia person but Luna sounds cool." The Pink pony ontop of me never stopped talking. "This is going to be a while." Laying back lighting a cigar in my mouth.

'Do it man.'

'What do you want?'

'Your hungry, and pony is pretty good.'

'Fuck off man. How come ya only there when I'm pissed?'

'Your off your meds man thats why.'

'Ok weres the otheres than?'

'Killed them.'

"FUCK YOU!" All the ponys looked at me confused. "What ya'll looking at?" I sounded really pissed.

'Come on kill the pink on first.'

"NO!" I threw the pink horse off of me standing up. "Ok when do we get to meet with your god?"

"U-umm we can leave now." Twilight poofed off in purple dust.

"Good." I finished my cigar only to light another in its place. I sat back down pulling out my silver 357. It was just beautiful, Black plastic grips and a longer barral with vines inscribed into it. On the black grips read.

'Pain' on the left one and 'Lost' on the right one.

I flipped open the cilinder showing four rounds with two shells. Pulling out the two shells placing them on the dirt. The bronze shells reflected in the sun light. Slamming it shut putting it under my chin. "This all could be over right now." I pulled back the hammer, finger on the trigger. Taking a heavy hit off of the cigar ready to pull the trigger.

"Why would you kill your self?"

"Ain't that what you want?"

"I didn't give you a second chance to just kill your self."

"I won't find any happiness here anyways."

"How do you know?" Closing my eyes still talking out loud.

"I'm in a world with fucking colorful ponys, no humans. There is no love for me here."

"You can still love here Casey."

"Yea what if I want to have kids later in life?"

"They can help you with that but for now enjoy your self."

"What do you mean by that?"

"The ponys named Celestia and Luna are power full beings here. Show some respect and they maybe able to help you."

"HA! Every thing here fears me. Hell I'm death in these guys eyes."

"Because you are Casey. I'm giving you rifle of your choice and more ammo. Fight for the ponys and you will be happy, or you can kill them your pick."

"Fine make it a M24 with a good scope. If ya love me give me them iron sights to."

"You'll find it along with more cigars my friend."

"Friend?" Every thing went black.

Trouble with a reward

Pain- A pysical or emotional feeling of being hurt.

Lost- To be misplaced or in a unknown area.

These two words on the gun that took some lifes. It has been passed from my mothers side of the family, and now I own it. I have see people die around me and taking a life is what these to words come in. These have every thing to do with it.

"Beep. Beep. Beep."

I felt good. Sleep is hard for me and I finally got some.

"Beep. Beep. Beep"

"Where am I?"

"Beep. Beep. Beep."

"Shut up. Good god." I opened my eyes to be met with a white ciling. The beeping was driving me nuts.

"Beep Beep Beep Beep." The beeping got faster.

"Shut UP!"

"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. BBEEEEEEPPPPP............" I ripped off all the IVs and wires on me making it sound like I flat lined.

"HA! I wished." Standing up slowly to be met with a cold floor on my feet. "The hell is my clothes?" Unplugging the heart moniter, I looked around the small room to see my bag with my boots, camo pants, and Slayer shirt on top of it. "Well howdy do." When I finally got dressed, a white horse came in. Not even seeing me in the corner. "Can I help ya?"

On its pink mane was in a bun with white hat with a red cross on it and hearts on the corners. "OH! You scared me Mister Casey. Are you feeling fine?"

"You are the first horse not to flip out." Her blue eyes had a hommy feeling to them.

"Umm the term is pony Mister Casey."

"Oh, well its just Casey, but may I have your name?"

"At the front desk with release forms." She shot me a wink while walking out of my room.

"Getting hit on by a pony. Who would have....." Looking up at the lights. "You sly son of a bitch." Grabbing my bag I heard something big hit the floor.

"M24 with tan powder coat. Pure bliss right here." I picked up the 16 pound gun. It was a monster. Pulling back the bolt and pulling out the magazen to show 5, three inch long rounds. "You did good god. Too bad you forgot the scope."

Walking to the front desk was fun. Having guns over each shoulder made me bump into every thing. Not even talking about the heavy green bag.

"So where do I sign?" The desk sat a thing of papers that I could care less to read.

"I can see you can care less about the forms Casey."

"You could not be more right Miss...?"

"No."

"No? Thats a wird name."

The mare just giggled watching me trying to figure out how to do the paper work. Finally I just bowed my head in defeat. I dropped the pin and banged my head on the wooden desk. "Your funny Casey."

"Glad you think so." Not stopping with my self abuse.

"Its Redheart if you want to know so bad." I stopped to stare at her.

"Thank you Miss Redheart. When I..." She out her hoof in my mouth. How it didn't taste like dirt, I don't know.

"Sign here and maybe a lunch." I did what she said.

"So about that lunch thing," Her eyes dropped. "When I get back from seeing ya'lls princesses I will make sure I get hurt to see ya." Turning from the blushing mare I stepped into the bright day.

-----Ponyville's dirt roads.

The roads felt like home. Well North Carolina, no concrete kingdoms just olden times. I guess the ponys got use to me, which sucks. They even gone so far to wave. All of this kindness made me sick. But the colors were nice, not to bad to rape your eyes, but not HD like earth.

"Watch where your going next time!" Turning around in what must be a flea market was a yellow pony with pink hair getting screamed at by a.... Griffin?

"Is this chicken bothering ya?" Walking towards the two only to see the griffin smile.

"Yea she is."

"I was calling you the chicken. So is it bothering ya?" The yellow pegasus nodded lightly hiding behind its long mane. "Well ya heard the pony. Bye, bye."

"How you going to make me." The griffin came to my chest. This only made me laugh.

"HA. I've fought dogs bigger than you." Ripping out my magnum, pulling back the hammer.

"O-Oh my." The yellow pony backed up in fear.

"Whats that going to do?" It was laughing at me, and I don't take lightly to that.

"This fires a piece of lead at high speeds hurting or even killing what ever it hits." It just kept laughing at me. It even fell on its back in laughter.

"Please d-don't do that Mister." The whispering pony asked in a kind voice.

"What do you think is the right action than?" Looking into her deep blue eyes seeing something, was it pleading? "As you wish." I put the gun back up.

"HAHAAHHA!" It didn't even get up off the ground.

"Have a nice day." Walking away like nothing even happened. I just mindlessly walked through the color filled village. The lit cigar that hung out of my lips tasted good. Smoking kept me calm and happy, better than killing.

"Are ya ready?" Turning to be met with the country pony.

"For what?"

"Canterlot..... Weres mah manners. Am Applejack, element of honesty." She tipped her hat to me.

"Ah, a truthful pony eh. Still don't like it." She frowned at me. "But ya got my trust." She perked back up at my words.

"Twilight wanted me to get ya."

"Well lets go." Taking the last hit off the cigar before stomping it out.

----------A big ass tree house.

"Ok so how are we getting there?"

"Train." Twilight answered with her muzzle in a purple saddle bag.

"Why would you get a tattoo on ya'lls asses?" Looking at all of the mares flanks seeing all kinds of pictures.

-The yellow pegasus who was Fluttershy had three butterflys

-The pink hyper active mare, Pinkie Pie had three party ballons, the two outter ones blue and the middle one yellow.

-The cyan pegasus with the rainbow mane, Rainbow Dash had a white cloud with a rainbow lighting bolt.

-The purple unicorn Twilight had one big pink six point star with five white stars around it.

-The tan earth pony known as Applejack had three red apples.

-The white unicorn whom is Rarity had three blue dimands.

"Oh there called cutie marks. There a ponys special talant." All of them were blushing.

"So like a tattoo."

"Whats a tattoo?" Pinkie asked getting in my face. All I did was push her back.

"This." I lifted up my shirt to show a white tiger's face with the word PATER in fancy writing over it om my right shoulder. "And this." Turning around showing the Advenge Sevenfold logo taking up the upperpart of my back. "Did ya'lls hurt?"

"What?" All of them looked confused. "Did yours?" Rarity asked looking kind of discustied at my ink.

"Let me guess yours is done by magic." Twilight shook her head. "Tattoos are done with a needle and ink."

"We can talk more on the train but we need to go." They all pranced out of the red door. Leaving me to light another cigar from my bag.

"Glad I know What they look like." Picking up my bag starting out the door slamming it behind me.

-----Fun train ride.

All they did was talk, never shutting up. From what I heard its going to take FIVE fucking hours to get there.

"So Casey where did you come from?" Twilight asked and for some reason came and sat next to me.

"Place called earth, but there I was killed so I was put here." I took a puff off the brown cigar filling the air with smoke.

"What is that?" Pointing to my cigar.

"Its something that will kill me later."

"Why do you have it than?"

"Look it makes me calm. And before you ask it contains over 2000 poisons in it thats how." Blowing my smoke out the open window next to me, watching the green filds turn dark as the day fades.

"Oh..... Why are you so angry?" I stopped mid puff to chuckle at the question.

"Do you know what schizophrenia is?" She shook her head. "I hear people that ain't there. I like to know whats around me and I tend to yell at them making every one scared. So thats why I'm angry, I hear shit and see shit that ain't there."

"I'll, leave you alone." She walked to the front of the yellow train car toher friends. Looking back out the window seeing the beautiful night.

"At least the nights here are nice. I guess thanks."

'Your quite welcome.' The voice sounded like a mother talking to her child.

"Whos that?"

'I am princess Celestia, and may I welcome you to our lands.'

"Ok?"

'My younger sister and I can't wait to meet you.'

"Hope you want a soldier cause I'm up for hire."

'We will talk more when you get here, until than have a nice trip.'

I pulled out my magnun running my fingers over the grip looking over the word 'Lost'. I lost my father and thats what I am right now. He died due to cancer and the doctors didn't even catch it till it was to late. We only had him for a year when we was told. I found him laying in his chair not breathing. After me finding him dead I have been a cold hearted ass hole. My friendships crumbled and relationships were out of the question.

Flipping the gun looking at the word 'Pain' made me laugh. I still haven't found my meaning of the word yet, but it was a ironic word to me. I have always said, "Family is the first to love you, but the first to screw you over." I live by them words, only caring for my mom and sister. Well did now they are on there own.

"Canterlot station! Don't forget to get all of your belongings!" I didn't see where the voice came from but I did what it said. Stepping off of the train was like getting off of a time machine. Every thing was fine marbal, every pony was well dressed. In the distince was a huge white castile in the dark.

I replaced my shot gun with my bag, pulling back the pump to find a red shell in the chamber. Smilling I closed it back following the group of mares infront of me. The night life here was diffrent from Ponyville, every pony was out partying or working. Steet lights reflected of the shinny road. Looking every where but in front of me was a bad mistake.

"WATCH WERE YOUR GOING!" A jackass bumbed into me not even caring. I lowered my shot gun at the sight of ponys in golden armor.

"HALT!" The three ponys walked right to me. "Stait your purpuse here."

"He is with, MMHHMM!" I coverd Twilights mouth with my hand.

"Your 'princess' wanted to see me."

"How dare you disrespect the princess!" The three raised there spears to me. Eather I shunk or every one got taller cause now the three was to the top oh my chest.

"If you call it that but I would not pick a fight with me. The elements of harmany are my guides." Gestering to the group of mares behind me.

"We are going to have to place you under arrest." One of them must have been a unicorn because a pair of cuffs came floatting to me.

"How about I just follow ya'll?"

"Put these on or we will use force." The cuffs got closer

"Case' just do wat da say." Applejack kind of sounded concerned.

"Why? Theres no since in it." Applejack just nugged me. "Fine." Putting the shot gun on my back I put on the steel cuffs in front of me.

We walked through the city with ponys looking at my cuffed. When I looked to them they raised there nose in the air. It was more my pace, hatered was here no pony looked down to others as equials. They were top dog and no pony was better than them. Our group was basicly looked down on do to lack of 'bits'. No fasion means no power. It was just like rasisim, its such a magical thing. Every once in a while a guard would rip on my cuffs making me think.

'DO IT! There treating you like a animal!'

'Shut the fuck up!'

'Your there bitch!'

'Fuck off!'

'DO IT! You can get your gun take out the 3 guards than one more to brake the cuffs. Just do it.'

"FUCK OFF!" I kicked the closest guard in its helment, pulling out my magnum shotting my cuffs. "Now back up!" Evey pony backed up in fear.

"Casey what are you doing?" Twilight was in pure fear.

"This." I pulled out my rifle and pushed it to the fallen guard's head. "Now take me to the princess with no more problems."

"You are going to be in trouble for this."

"If you want to see your family ya'll will shut the fuck up! Now lets move it!"

The rest of the walk was nice, well for me anyways. The guard with its life on the line must hate it. The castile was nice. It looked like any other castile with big windows and many guards. Only diffrence no pony stopped me. We got to the throne room doors with two guards out side of it.

"HALT! What are you doing here?" The largest demanded.

"L-look just let us by. This monster is crazy!" I only laughed at his remark. The large doors opened by what I think was magic to reville a large room with two large chairs followed by a red carpet coming to were we stood. In the brighter chair was a large regal alicorn. That looked rather suprized at my entrence.

"Let me guess your Celestia." The white pony only nodded not fazing her free flowing color filled mane. "I'm honored to be here."

"May I ask what are you doing to my guard?" Her tone was still motherly and she had a hell of a poker face.

"Make sure I got here with no trouble ma'am." Kicking the guard in its flank sending it face first into the floor.

"What brings you to our lands?" She stood up to be a foot taller than me.

"I was killed in my old world and sent here by well a ruler." Putting the rifle back on my shoulder to look around at the bowing ponys.

"I see. I'm sorry you had troubles getting here Casey. I will make sure no more guards will enterfear with your stay here." She leaned in to get to my face level. "For not being a pony your not that small." Getting back to her full hight she only smiled.

"Well I guess but if ya don't mind I will be hitting the hay." I started for the throne doors.

"But I have not told you where you will be staying." I stopped and chuckled.

"If ya don't want me staying outside I guess." Turning on my heel to walk behind the six mares that were still bowing.

"You may rise, Twilight will you please come here." Twilight didn't even ask any questions, I could clearly see the size diffrence. Celestia bent down to whisper in to Twilights ear.

"Are you sure?!" Twilight shot her head up looking right at me than back to Celestia.

"Yes I am, my fateful student. Now if you'll excuse me I have duties to get to. You all still have your rooms from last time." Celestia turned around heading into a side door with two guards following her.

"Girls I need to show Casey where he will be staying." Twilight seemed a bit afraid, but not for her.

"Night." All of the girls said in timing.

Twilight walked out of the throne doors only to take a left from the right like her friends. I chased the purple unicorn down the hallway through all the twists and turns. Walking up steps just to enter more hallways. The guards have been getting thinner the farther we walked. After passing brown doors, stained windows, and many paintings we finally came to a stop in front of a door with a sun over it.

"What can I help you with Twilight?" One of the two guards asked.

"Celestia wants the human to stay here tonight." The guards just looked at each other in question.

"Umm Twilight whos room is this? Cause Ah know it ain't a guest room." She only gave a sheepish grin.

"Its princess Celestia's room." The two guards opend the doors to show a room only the wealthest pony could own. Tan shag carpete with paintings of the kingdom on her walls. Beautiful oak dressers and mirrors. In the center of the room was a large white bed with golden silk pellows at the top. A glass door to the left that lead to a small balcany.

"So why am I staying in here?"

"Princesses orders." The door slammed shut behind me. It was only me and my thoughts now.

"Wow its nice out here." I was on the balcany after unpacking my things out here. I was playing with the tan rifle looking over the city. Even though I didn't have a scope it was still nice. Pulling out my cigars and lighter to do what I do best, think and smoke. The first puff was bliss for me, only the light wind broke the quite. The city was bright from here but if I looked farther I could see the lights of a smaller village or town. finishing my cigar I just let it fall from my mouth to the ground far below.

'What did he mean that they could help me with that? Could they change me into one of ther own? This place is dark dude.'

'This place does have a dark side.' A female responded, throwing me off guard.

'Hmm who is this?'

"Me." I turned around to be met with the pink eyes of Celestia. She was just inches away from my face.

"Ya caught me off guard princess." Stepping back only to be stopped by the railling.

"My apologes." She licked her lips with a look of wanting in her eyes.

"Sweet jesus." She kept getting closer and closer. 'Is horses just like ponys?'

'Yes, just, like, us.' She never stopped getting closer, I could feel her short breaths on my lips.

"Than if I'm right your in heat." She only nodded before pressing her lips to mine. My eyes went wide looking for a way out only to find nothing. When she finally pulled back with a look of disapointment in her eyes.

"Is there something wrong?" Sadness took over her voice.

"No theres nothing wrong but where I come from its not seen right to fuck ponys." Her look brightened up.

"Well your here with no judgement so what do you say?" She trotted to her bed patting it with her fore hoof.

"Umm I-I." I could feel the heat on my face. "I-I uh."

"Come here and you won't have to do nothing." A sly smile came to her face.

"Umm I-I need some air!" Running as fast as I could to the door only to have golden dust lock it.

"Not for what you will be doing." She laid on the bed showing me everything. Her marehood glisind in the low light. She was basicly begging for me.

"Well I never have umm ya know." Her eyes went wide with her smile growing in size.

She rolled on her side holding her head with a hoof. Patting the bed in front of her for me to come here. Every step felt like I'm running a race. I finally sat on the bed with my back facing to her. I could feel her magic pulling off my shirt, I lifted my arms not wanting to fight her. She nuzzled my neck lightly, letting her fur tickle. She leaned up to give me a kiss so I went with it. Our lips touched and her tounge asked for more. Opening my mouth I could feel her explore everything she could reach. I returned with the same jesture and I could feel her flat teeth, the taste of apples and cake hit my taste buds. Turning so we could get in better places. Finally braking apart leaving us both panting. She pulled me on to the bed only to climb on top of me putting us into another deep kiss. Using her magic she placed my hands on her cutie marks. She begain to moan softly into my mouth.

"Princess you are needed in the....." One of the guards opened the door to witness what was happening. "Uhh." My eyes were locked on the shocked guard. My face was on fire, and ten bucks says Celestia was blushing to.

"This is exactly what it looks like." I said while working my way to my feet putting my shirt back on. The guard only slammed the door.

"This shall not be told to any pony!" Celestia had the look of a killer in her eyes yelling at me.

"You can trust me." Celestia walked out of the room swaying her hips a little flashing me her marehood. "Well over stayed my welcome." I packed up my cigars and weapons walking out of the castile leaving a note on Celestia's bed.

'Thanks for the stay Celestia.'

'Maybe we can pick up were we left off HAHA.'

'But I'm heading back to Ponyville.'

'Love, Casey'

The train was empty, no pony in sight. I leaned my head on the window and begain to dose off.

Lost and Found

"Sir.... Sir."

"Yea, yea. I know take notes." My sleep was nice, high school memories.

"Umm your at Ponyville." I shot my eyes open to see it was EARLY morning.

"Thanks." Stumbling off of the candy train I wipped the sleep out of my eyes. No pony ran from me or screamed, only weaved or said 'Good Morning'. It made me kind of sad, but it was nice to be welcomed for once.

"Lets see no bits, no home, no friends, just guns and cigars. And speaking of witch." I pulled one out and lit it. "Well this solves all of my problems."

I was randomly walking in the cozy town. I couldn't stop thing that I was brought down by a man. I knew I would die getting shot, but later in life. Aw well shit happens for a reason. Looking around I some how got to a large gray building with a large red cross on it. Still not thinking right, I walked right in. The white room was empty to my suprize, leaving chair like things open. The same wooden desk I used to head bang. The steady ticking of the large clock on the wall.

"Can I help you?" The female voice came from behind a large news paper. But her white nurses hat stood out over it.

"Well I would like to see what food ya'll got here, plus I havn't ate in a day." The news paper didn't even move, but giggling was coming from it. "What do ya say?" Still nothing came from behind it but laughter.

"I-I don't KNOW!" She burst back into laughter dropping the news paper. Her cheeks were bright red with tears running down her face.

"Umm... Are you ok Redheart?" She only laughed harder. "What are you on? Cause I kinda want some." Her eyes went wide than she feel backwards passing out. "Thought ya'll didn't have any drugs. Fucking liers." Putting all my stuff down I jumped over the desk picking up the sleeping mare. Walking in the long white hallway looking for a empty room. Walking past the many rooms there were sick to injured ponys of all colors and sizes.

"W-What happen." She fluttered her eyes at me, only to blush when she saw who had her.

"Are you ok?" Taking a left into a empty room with a soft hospital bed.

"I-I don't know." Her cheeks only got redder the more she thought.

Laying her on the bed like a sleeping kid trying not to wake it up. She only looked at me with her large blue puppy eyes. I sat next to her only to pull out a cigar and lighting it. Watching her sneeze was so cutie, making me slightly chuckle. The only noises to be heard was heart moniters and coughing. For some reason I could not stop staring into her beautiful eyes. The word 'Lost' meant nothing to me right now, I felt I could stay here forever.

"Why do I feel at home looking into your beautiful eyes?" She turned her head away from me, blushing maddly. "No, no. I really mean it! I have never felt like this after my father past, but right now I feel...... Found." She looked back at me as if I hit a soft spot in her.

"I think I understand." Some how I lost my cigar and we inched closer till I could feel her hot breath on my lips.

"Redheart you are need in room 3-B right away." The PA said making Redheart back up frowning at me.

"Maybe lunch, than dessert." She winked to me while trotting out of the room.

"Well you throw me a bone only to have it tied to a string. Thanks!" I hung my head walking back into the hallway. The same noises filled my ears only to fall deaf. Lighting a cigar to replace my lost one I grabbed my things to walk out the wooden door. Stepping out into the sun was horrable, shilding my eyes only to hear music to me.

"AAHHH!" I smiled trying to find the source only to find ponys waving at me. Frowning I kept walking on into the day. Every thing was normal, no hate, to much love, and I was once again 'Lost'. Have I stepped off of the cliff? I know my meds kept me happy, but I am happy right now. I'm I in love with a pony? The hell is wrong with me?

'Casey.'

'No I'm not killing no one right now so fuck off.'

'Its God and I'm becoming to think I should be more of a smartass to you.'

'Oh, and why would you do that.'

'I don't know. What do you think.'

'Nice so you can be a dick.'

'Bingo, and I kind of like it.'

'Well treat others the way you wish to be treated.' Smartass .VS. Smartass.

'Well, all out of respect for you Casey so stop blaming me for something that doesn't go your way.'

'What did you want?'

'Just to see how you are doing with a lesbian.'

"What?!" Every pony stopped and looked at me. "Can I help ya?" All of the ponys went there own way acting like nothing happened.

'SO! Tell me all about it.'

'She's a lesbo?'

'Hmmm, well was till you came.'

'Well howdy do.'

'Well I need to go talk to Lucifer so good luck.'

'Tell him to keep my spot warm cause I'll be raising hell here soon.'

'Will do, and don't get your hopes up about dieing any time soon boy.'

I started to laugh as I kept walking in the high noon sun. The market place was powered with ponys here and there. Plus whats a better place to find a job besides here! Walking to the diffrent stalls seeing what was being sold was new to me. Every thing from yarn to wird clothes was sold here, but nothing like earth though. Sighing I sat on the hard ground lighting a cigar thinking only about one thing. "Who the hell will hire me?" Taking a puff I could here the train coming to town. Knowing what hell I'm going to catch from the six mares I preped my self. "Can't tell them the main reason why I left."

"What! That you and Celestia bout buc....!" Clammping Pinkies mouth shut behind me I could here the otheres coming real quick.

"Don't tell any pony! Got it." I got a simple nod from the spy just in time to smile at the other five.

"Where did you go?" Twilight seemed kind of pissed.

"Uh. I... Had to get away from the big city." Giving the biggest smile I could but the look she gave me ment she caught my lie.

"Yea sure. Why did you leave with out telling any pony!? You could have gotten hurt!"

"U-umm Twilight." I could hear the whisper but no one else did.

"What if you would have got hurt!"

"T-Twilight."

"What if.."

"TWILIGHT!" Every pony shutted up looking at Fluttershy in suprize. "U-umm he did fight off t-the guards."

"Oh, yea." Twilight stepped back blushing.

"I'm I in the clear or is Applejack going to hog tie me and make me her bitch?" Putting my hands in my pocket looking to the now blushing farmer.

"Ah uh, at a lost fer words." Her reaction was epic.

"Ok than now if ya don't mind I need to get ready for a date." All five of them but Pinkie was slack jawed.

"Toldya! Toldya!" She was bouncing around like a kid on a suger rush.

"B-but how?!" Rainbow Dash seemed the most concerned to ask.

"Being in a hospital has its perks." Shugging only to death stare Pinkie Pie. "Not a word."

"Cross my heart hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" She did every thing she said with her hoofs than just hopped off.

"Did she just Pinkie promised?" Twilight was still a loss for words.

"Its a dirty secret that I said I would keep on behalf of your princess." Smilling like a mad man I turned and left the group in confustion.

Walking back to the Ponyville hospital was fun accually. I had a spring in my step and I even sang some. If ya want to know it was Buired Alive by Avenged Sevenfold. Not the happest song but I know it by heart.

Walking into the waitting room I stepped stright up to the desk to see a diffrent pony sitting there.

"Hi I'm doctor Stables how can I help you?" The brown stallion was very professional about the greetting.

"Umm is Ms. Redheart here?"

"Give me one second." He walked away from the desk leaving me and a group of little mares behind me. Honestly I could feel them looking at me and it scared the shit out of me. I always have hated kids, even though I'm one at heart I still hate them.

"I know ya'll looking at me. So what do ya want." I tried to use the toughest voice I could to mabe scare them but they had balls.

"Umm whats dat on ya back?" Turning to see a yellow child with light red hair with a matching large bow in it.

"Witch one ya talking about youngun'?" They all pointed to the M24 rifle.

"Is it a pogo stick?" The white unicorn asked with a squiky voice.

"No its a high powered rifle able to shot up to 1600 yards or like 13 football fields." There faces told me they had no clue.

"Whats a rifle?" The orange pegasus asked.

"Whats a football field?" Asked the squiky one.

"What was we heya for?" Said the country one.

"Sweet baby jesus." I stood back up walking to the door. "Well are ya'll coming?" The three looked to each other be for shugging.

"Yea." The pegasus spoke for all of them.

Stepping out side into the light was a bad idea. It took a minute to a just my eyes. Looking to a empty field I could see a two ponys under a tree on a binch. The closer I looked I made one of them to be Lyra. Smilling I pulled the rifle up to my shoulder aimming at a branch above her. "Just see them ponys up there?" They all nodded. "See the small branch above them?" Another round of nods came. "Watch." Laying on my stomach I pulled out the legs of the bi-pod holding the gun up for me. Pulling the bolt back and slamming it shut I pulled the trigger letting a loud boom escape the gun. The branch fell on the two making them jump off the binch looking up in the tree. Rolling over on my back laughing I saw the three young mares looking in aw.

"Wow."

"Yep, so there ya go now leave me alone!" Snapping at the scared group making them run. Still laughing while picking my self up gathering the rifle. "At least I know it works and hell thats better than any magic these ponys got!" Turning around only to be met with a pissed Redheart.

"What was that?" She had the look of death in her soft eyes.

"Uh.... I-I uhhh." I hung my head knowing I was caught red handed. "Whats for lunch." Purking up hopfully getting on her good side.

"How about I buy and we get to know each other a little better. Plus its easer than me reading your paper work." She trotted in front of me leaving me standing still.

"Yea! I like that idea, but what do you mean like back round info?" I got no response back leaving me to running after her.

We walked togather earning so wird looks from every pony here. Some even whispered to each other. Doing what I do best I lit another cigar, making Redheart sneeze. We stopped in front of a 2 story house in the center of town. It was white with a hay roof and plants in pots around the walk way.

"Is this your place?" All she did was nod. "It nice for being made by ponys." She turned with a raised brow.

"And what is that supose to mean?" I stepped back.

"Ha um nothing." Smilling trying to play it off. She opened the door showing a normal house. Couch, table, throw rug, and other normal things other than a tv.

"Make your self at home." She closed the door and went into the kitchen.

"So what do you want to know?" Dropping my things on the rather soft couch.

"How did you get here?" Calling from the kitchen.

"I was killed."

".... Sorry to hear that."

"Don't be." I walked into the kitchen to see Redheart oh her hind legs reaching into a cubber.

"What umm, 'killed' you?" Wrapping my arms around her chest making her jump a bit.

"Hate killed me. I hated every thing but my mom and sister. But I can't seem to hate any thing here." Letting go she got back on all fours looking right at me. "For the longest time I wanted to kill every one and every thing. But someone beat me to the chase and killed me before I could them." I sat in the floor looking down remembering the things I did leave behind. "Now I still have nothing but memories."

"Thats not true." Looking into her blue eyes took away all of my sadness. "You got me." She was smilling with the kindest smile.

"What do you mean by that?" I didn't really follow her.

"I was once only into mares because they showed kindness and had feelings and didn't want to have sex just to have it. But your diffrent Casey. I can tell you will do anything for the ones you care about." She sat next to me putting her head on my shoulder.

"Well I think I have found something that I care about here." Smilling I stood up offering her my hand. "What do you say Redheart? Do I care enough for a relationship?" She stood up smilling back.

"I do belive so." We leaned in letting our lips touch of a second before she left me hanging. "But I got to go to work." Frowning she turned to the door. "You can stay if you like." Turning her head to face me.

"I may have to, but I need talk to Twilight about something." He smile faded away at the name. "Don't worry she can't steal me." Her smile returned while trotting out the door leaving me all alone.

"God... Thanks." Leaving my things there but my magnum and 12 extra rounds I started my happy walk to the tree house of books.

---Tree house of books.

Knocking on the door I stood there just looking around. Reaching into my pocket for the red pack of cigars my heart dropped. "Nonononono." I franticly patted all of my pockets. Finally I fell to my knees holding my hands to the sky. "WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY!!!???"

"Why what?"

"M-My cigars are at Redhearts." Turning to the open door my frown turned upside down. "A dragon?!" I picked up the small purple dragon only to scare the shit out of him.

"TWILIGHT! HELP ME!" I turned him around looking at his scales.

"What are you doing to Spike!?" Twilight yelled at me making me drop the small reptile.

"Sorry dragons are kind of new for me."

"But not talking ponys?" My sheepish grin only grew.

"Yea well drugs will do that."

"Drugs?" Spike looked at me asking.

"Never mind little one. Even though I know nothing about ya'lls kind. I DO know your still young." Spike only crossed his arms and frowned.

"YES he is." Twilight looked down to him trying to scolled. "Oh Celestia sent you a letter and asked that you only read it."

"O.....K?" A scroll bounced off my face. "OW!" Twilight only gave me a sly grin.

'Dear Casey,

I do relise that I did kind of pressured you and I'm sorry.

But I am sadden that you left me only with a note.

I hope that my sate of weakness does not enterfer with any thing that could happen.

And your offer about military survice will be granted on my behalf,

But we will need to see what part you will serve for.

There is the Royal guard (my army) an Luner guard. (My sisters army)

Sadly it looks that you will be with the Luner army.

I do hope to see you soon Casey and good luck.

Love Princess Celestia.'

Looking from the letter I saw spike eating at a apple. "Can I have one?"

"Sure!" Spike threw me a apple and was it good. Well I couldn't tell, I don't even think I tasted it.

"What did the letter say?" Twilight put on puppy eyes, my glowing green rock.

"It only speaked of me joining the Luner forces, thats all." Rolling it back up and putting it in my back pocket.

"Luner forces? But what could they do with you?" That was kind of a insult.

"Well I need to go. I don't want Redheart to worry about me."

"Is.... She..... your marefriend?" Spike asked with a mouth full of, the hell? Is that gems?

"Whats a marefriend?" Twilight only hoofed palmed? I think thats right.

"Some pony that you love." She spoke through her hoof.

"Oh.... Than yea." Spike gave me a thumbs up. "Soory about earlier Spike." He only waved it off and kept eating. "Well toodallo." Closing the door behind me it was about 5 from the suns postion. I started my walk back to my marefriends house. That doesn't just roll off the tounge.

----- 30 minutes of a smokless walk.

Opening the wooden door slowly. "Redheart ya home?" No answer, but a lone candle light coming from the kitchen. Walking slowly with my magnum drawn I shut the door behind me. "I'm home." Trying to sound like I had no idea what may happen, I kept my path of traval. I jumped around the corner only to dee Redgeart nicly dressed at a made table with pasta sitting on each plate.

"Whats that in your hands?" Redheart cocked her head some.

"This?" Holding up the silver gun. "Its nothing." Sheepishly smilling I put the gun in the back of my pants sitting down to the lovely dinner. "This looks nice, but you didn't have to dress up."

"Well it is our first date." She was slightly blushing.

"But you showing me up." Gestering to my dirty torn clothes. "Plus I never knew a pony would look sexy in a black dress." Flirting with her only made the fearce blush grow.

"U-Umm what do you want to talk about?"

The rest of dinner was spent talking and eating. I talked about how it was on earth, she talked about what its like in Ponyville. She wanted to know how I died so I told her, and was she suprized.

"Any last words? Na do what you gota do. And thats when I closed my eyes, heard the gun shot and talked to God."

"Wow." Her eyes were wide and she had her mouth wide open.

"Well its getting kind of late." Grabbing the dishes off the table and putting them in clean silver sink. "Do I get the couch?" I had my back to her but I could hear her soft steps on the tile floor.

"You don't have to." She wrapped her fore hoofs around my waste making me having compensate for her wight which was very llittle. "We can use my bed." Nuzzling my neck softly.

"Your not in heat are you?" She let go and stepped back. "I-I didn't mean it like that! I just know how that can, change the way ya think." She had the look of disapoint ment.

"What if I am? Would you still want to share the same bed?" She had me mentaly cornered.

"I just don't want any thing to happen to us." She held the same looking only pulling out the puppy eyes.

"I'll take that as a no." She hung her head walking away very slowly.

"Damn it. Yes but no sex ok?" She turned around with joy. Sighing I followed her up stairs. There was a hallway with three doors, two on the left and one on the right. Just so happen she entered the one on the right. Following her into the master bedroom, and it ment its name. Only a bed and a wordrob took up a small part of the room. I walked over to the bed removing my magnum looking into the cilinder. Two empty spots one shell and three rounds. Removing the shel I put three new rounds and flipped it shut. Sitting on the bed I took off my boots and used them as my holster and removed my shirt coveringthe dusty boots. Looking beside of me Redheart was all ready under the covers, patting the bed wanting me to join her. Removing the rounds out of my pockets I climbed under the covers looking her dead in the eyes.

"Casey could you get the candle?" Not even fighting I blew out the candle on the wall leaving only darkness. "Night." Redheart rolled, facing away from me.

"Night." I closed my eyes only to feel the bed move. I could feel her soft fur on my chest. Rolling on my back looking to the ciling thinking about what has happened to me so far.

"I'm kind of cold." Looking over I could see them damn puppy eyes. All I could do was smile as she moved closer putting her head on my chest. It didn't take long for her to pass out. I could feel her breaths and I would not trade this for anything. Rapping my arm around her making her move closer I was soon asleep with her.

New job, New ponys, New news

"Casey. I got to go to work."

"Aw." My eyes where still closed but Redheart was trying her hardest to get out of my grasp.

"Come on! I can't be late! GA!" She rolled right off the bed with a thud.

"Redheart!" I went to jump out of the bed but the covers caught me mid air. "SHIT!" The wood floor was cold to my face. Working my way to my knees I could hear her laughing on the other side of the bed. I couldn't stop rubbing my nose, but I needed to get dressed. My shirt was done for, the rip on the back of it was massive. Sighing I tossed it to the side taking the magnum out of my boot. Looking behind me Redheart was fixing her bun and putting on her hat with a yellow rain coat. "Its sunny outside. Why do you need that?"

"The pegasus's are bringing a big storm later." Never taking her eyes off the mirror.

"Well howdy do." Tieing on my boots only to know I'm going to get soaked later. "Is there any place I can get some clothes at?"

"Carousael Boutique. A mare named Rarity lives there and she is good at what she does, and not bad looking." Trotting away from the mirror Redheart blew me a kiss and walked to the stairs. Listening I could hear her open the door and shut it behind her.

"Still need to tell her about the Luner army thing." Sighing I worked my way down stairs with my gun in the back of my pants. Getting to the light green couch I unzipped my dufle bag showing a large amount of bullets and a couple packs of cigars. Grabbing a box of 357 rounds and a box of .300 winchester magnum rounds, my cargo pockets were full. Getting a pack of cigars in my back pocket and grabbing the rifle I started out the door for my day. Turning around from the house I was face to muzzle to the pink spy.

"HI!" She showed her toothy smile.

"How did you know bout me and Celestia?"

"Pinkie sences. But don't worry I Pinkie promised!" She kept her smile.

"Well please keep it like that. Celestia was in heat and was not thinking sraight."

"I know!" Bouncing off, looking like she was flying.

Shaking my head I started off to Twilights to take care of some things. Walking through town was fun, evey pony looked like they had a party to go to. Some carring food others with stremmers. I could hear laughter in the distence from a lone pony but I couldn't point out which one. Shugging it off I kept on walking while lighting a cigar.

"Hey!" Turning around A white unicorn with eletric blue mane and dark blue shades was running right at me.

"Can I help you?" Letting smoke fill the air.

"You must be the newest elite Luner guard."

"Elite? Who are you and what do you mean?"

"I'm DJ Pon3 or Vinal Scratch, and I was told your Luna's go to pony." I was lost to her words.

"Umm I guess. Did you need something?" She used her blue magic to revile her red eyes.

"I need a bouncer for a party I'm going to be throwing, and I was kind of hoping you would help me out." A light bulb went off in my head.

"How much are you paying?"

"Depends on how much we make. But no less than about 235 bits."

"Call me your new body guard than." Offering my hand to shake on it. "So when is it?" Her smile dropped a bit.

"Well its tonight. Dooring the storm." I stepped back removing my cigar from my mouth.

"Do you know where Redheart lives?" She gave me a nod. " I'll be there so you can get me any time but for now I need to have a letter sent to Celestia bout the Luner elite thing." Nodding again Vinal put on her shades and trotted away with a bounce in her step.

"Elite guard? How the hell did that happen? They don't even know my skills. And the hell is the diffrence in the two?!" Pushing my hair out of the way, placing the cigar back and kept walking. Clouds were slowly blocking out the sun with pegasus pushing them around. This place is wird, they control there own weather, don't eat meat, and are just like the horses back on earth. Plus I have been getting smaller but I think thats over. Twilight comes to my chest now, and Applejacks brother is a fucking beast.

'BOOM!'

The rain came down like nothing I have ever seen before. The first ten seconds I was soked from head to toe. Every pony had a coat or umbrella with them. Every once in a while a pony would offer cover but I didn't need it. Hell I needed a shower anyways, I fucking smell like a pigs ass. Taking the rifle off of my shoulder and aimming down the sights towards some wird dark woods. How I even got over here I don't know but I can't smoke and theres green eyes in there.

"Casey!"

"What?" Looking around me I saw no pony around. Shugging it off I turned back to the woods only to have the eyes come closer. "What the fuck is that?" Pulling the bolt back putting a new round in the camber in, slidding it back in place. The eyes got closer and closer, still behind a bush it would not come any closer. "Fuck it." Dropping the rifle I removed my magnum and started to the pair of eyes. The closer I got the louder the rain and a green glow became. Pulling back the hammer, I pointed the gun right on the edge of the bush.

"Can I help ya?"

"How did you know I was here?"

"I'm a top tracker, plus I could smell ya."

"I see."

"Who do ya work fer."

"Queen Chrysalis."

"Tell her to fuck off."

"She will be your queen soon."

"HA sure. Have fun, oh and next time I see your eyes. I'm shotting." The eyes turned away leaving me only to hear it breaking branches. Walking back to my muddy rifle I picked it up and walked back to Ponyville.

------Fancy white building.

"Be right with you!" The bell on the door didn't set right with me. Well It wouldn't matter she could hear me coming anyways.

"Thats fine, take ya time." Walking farther into the room there were horse manicans every where with fancy clothes on them. There was like two purple couchs and one purple chair for waiting custermers. Removing the rifle from my shoulder left a mud streak were the strap was. I just smeard it to thin it out.

"How can I help you...." Her purple eyes went wide at the sight of me.

Clearing my throught some. "I would like to aquire a new shirt and possably a suit for tonight." Me sounding fancy..... Thumbs up, well to me at least.

"Darling, you are a MESS!" Her squiky voice sounded like that little white unicorn.

"Thats not a problem. I just need the suit for a single job tonight, and being clean is the least of my problems." Slinging the rifle back on my shouder I stood stright.

"Well I guess, but you are a true mess." Her eyes went back to normal. "Please follow me." Listening to her I did what was told.

"This is a nice place ya got here miss Rarity." Putting back my natral tone only to see her wave off my coment. Walking past a curtian in the front room I was punched with diffrent suit types.

"What style would you like?" Suit after suit attacked me.

"Just a normal black suit with a normal tie. Thats all I can afford." My sight was darkend by suits.

"Nonsince! Price is not a problem Casey. Now a black suit with hmmm. How about a tie the matches your eyes! NO! Your hair!" She stopped with the suits and had her second fleet of color cloths come in.

"Blue tie is fine!" Every thing stopped, regaining posture I was than wrapped up in a yellow measuring tape.

"That will be all!" She pushed me to the front door with her magic. " I will have Sweetie Bell send it to you. Have a nice day!" Slamming the door in my face I was left in the rain once again.

"Great..." Sighing I made my way to Twilights place. Ponyville was clear of any life. It was sooooo peacful, no waving, no hi, no nothing.

------Tree house.

"Twilight ya home?" Knocking on the door sucked. My rifle wighed more and my pants were starting to fall due to the wight, and god for bid my hair would stay out of my face. Finally saying fuck it I tried to open the door with no progress. "Sorry Twilight I'm wet and getting cold some how." Stepping back I kicked at the door with the same response. "Well howdy do?" I pulled out my mugnum placing all six shots near the handle. After the final boom the door slowly came open. "Vilonce is the answer." Smilling I stepped in to see Spike hidding under the table and Twilight floating on the cilling.

"W-What w-was th-that?!" Smilling big I opened the cilinder letting the six casings hit the floor with tiny bings.

"A 357 magnum my dear Watson." Walking to the table I slamed the box of ammo down and proceed to load my gun.

"Is it magic?" Finaly working her way down to the floor.

"No. Just machanics." Spinning the cilinder I flipped it shut and sat it on the table. "I need to send a letter to ya princess."

"Can I ask about what?" I face palmed.

"Yes I'll read out loud."

"Hear you go!" Slamming a scroll and ink well in front of me with a qwill in his paw.

"Thanks. Now listen up."

'Dear Celestia,

How in the sam hell am I a elite luner guard with out you knowing my skills?

I don't mean to be volger about this, but really.

I'm pretty sure there are others more fit for this postion.

And on this subject, what is the diffrence between the two?

Ok never mind I could care less about that.

Well send me a letter back speaking only of the army thing.

Your slave, Casey.

PS. No one knows of what happend that night.

Just have your head stright next time we speak.'

"Ok how will this be sent?"

"What do you mean no pony knows what happend?"

"Nope." Rolling up the scroll and holding it to Spike,

"Ya know how this can get to Celestia?"

"Yea I do!" With pride he ripped the scroll out of my hands only to light it on fire.

"I don't even want to know." Grabbing my things and started to the door. "I'll fix that when I do this job."

"What job?" Not even caring to answer that I worked my way to Redheart's place to rest. The rain finally stopped and ponys was coming back out side. One cought my eye though. It looked like a cross breed of zebra and earth pony, he was dark blue with redish brownish mohawk for a mane. Right on his ass was a burning mushroom with a smile. Not knowing any better I figured why not meet new ponys.

"Grrr no thats not it." Throwing a green leaf to the side mubbling to his self kinda wanted me to know him.

"Howdy there." He jumped a little, must have spaced out.

"Can I help you?" Looking at him reminded me of well me, crazy.

"Names Casey."

"Fuse Clicker." He handed me a bottle that was kind of glowing. "Will you hold this?"

"Sure? What does it do?" He stood up from the ground and backed up slowly.

"I would recamend throwing it as far as you can." Before that could sink into my brain I was thrown 10 feet on my back into the soft mud. "ARE YOU OK?!" Every thing started to go black.

"W-what?" My eyes were heavy, my mind slowly shutting down.

"SOME PONY GE..... H...P..!" I blacked out not knowing what the hell just happend.

Kiss and make up

God I hate hospitals, there not the worst place but not the best.

'Beep, beep, beep' The steady beeping is driving me fucking nuts. Just beep, beep, fucking beep.

"Is he going to be alright?" That must be Fuse, he kinda gots a fancy talk mixed with country. Its really wird if you ask me.

"I don't know..." This mare was trying to hold back tears, wait is that Redheart?

"I'm so sorry I didn't know it would go off so soon."

"Shit happens buddy. Don't fret over the little things." God I sound like shit.

"CASEY! Are you OK?!" I didn't even have my eyes open, but I could tell Redheart was in tears.

"I'm fine hun, trust me that's nothing compared to being stabbed by half of a hedge trimmer." Yes I have been stabbed by that wird weapon.

"Look I'm sorry. I thought you would have more time to throw it. Can you forgive me?" Eyes still closed I could hear the sinseraty in his voice.

"Let by gones be by gones." Opening my eyes I was met with a pink bun. Hugging her tightly I could feel a warm trail on my left shoulder. "Told ya I'm tough Redheart." She could only giggle at my comment.

"Thank you Casey. Being half zebra doesn't really help me out but I'm glad we are friends." Still having the pink bun in my view I could only chuckle at him.

"Shit. I need to get ready for a job." Easing Redheart off of me was the fun part now I get to fight my real enemy, the release forms.

"You was just blown ten feet on to your back! And all you can think of is work!?" I just did what no man should do, piss off there woman.

"Some ones gota pay for nights out some times." Working my feet to the cold floor sucked. Redheart had her jaw wide open while Mr Fuse looked at me like I was stupid or something. "Plus I need to pick up a suit. Love you.... or is that to soon?" Looking into her blue eyes.

"Not at all." She kissed me on my cheek. "And I will take care of your paper work."

"So your not gona bit..... never mind love ya." Picking up my boots I ran right into the white hall, making my way into the dim day.

------ Big white building.

Knocking on the door I worked on my muddy boots.

"HI!" The same squeaky voice, that only of a child.

"Well you must be Sweetie Bell." Her light pink and purple mane bounced. "Is my order ready?" Same responce.

"Here you are darling." A black box hit my face. "I must insest no charge."

"Do you have something against me or something?" Rarity on shot me a dirty look.

"Your a slob, and I hate to to volger but that is all I have to say." Slamming the door in my face again, chuckling that there is some pony that hates me.

"Well howdy do. And to think every thing is rainbows and cupcakes." Turning on my heel I was more than happy to start my walk back to Redhearts place. It kind of sucks that I have to be dead wight at the moment but I'm going to make up for it.

"Dude! Are you OK?!" Turning I saw my only employer.

"Yea I feel healthy as a ox. So when do I need to be where?"

"Are you sure?" She lifted her glasses to get a better look at me. "What ever they got you on Must be working!" Looking down I didn't even see that I had bandages wrapping my chest and stomach up.

"Holy shit! Thats not my main problem right now!"

"Its not?" Tilting her head at my strong words.

"Where the hell is my guns?! Redheart must got them." Putting the box under my arm, I turned around to hurry to the house only to be stoped by my self. "Where and what time?"

"Suger Cube Corner in like a hour." Putting her shades back down I turned my back once again.

"Will do!" I was in a full out run to get home and get ready for my first job in this pony filled world.

---------Redhearts after five minutes of running.

"God..... (Deep breath) I need.... (Deep wheeze) to stop...... (Lung removel) SMOKING!" After my short coughing fit I worked my way to the bag on the couch. "Gun..... Gun........ GUN!" Grabbing the all black remington 12 guage I filled the chamber with the red shells full of buck shot. Taking off my wet/burnt pants I pulled open the box just to have the door open behind me.

"Rarity said....." Turning I saw a blushing Sweetie Bell with a-a...... HAT!

"Thank you, Raridy!" I ripped the black cowboy hat off of the little mare and placed it on my head to have it fit like a glove. Leaving the little one in the door I put on the custom suit only to be met with a dark purple tie with my back tattoo in white in the middle of it. "Nice." Smiling and nodding I finished up dressing and ajusting EVERYTHING, turning to the still blushing child. "You may go young'n." Snapping back to reality the little one ran stright out the door. Grabbing my shot gun and a pack of cigars with a lighter, I soon followed suit.

Slamming the door behind me, looking to the sun to see what time it is. "Fuck. Only got ten minutes to get there. Luckly I only need four." Smiling I made a slow pace to my work place. This hat felt so natral, well only due to I wore a base ball cap it was nice. The sun was no problem with the hat and it even held back my hair! I think I look like a stright badass.

"Casey I heard about what happend about that freak blowing you up!" Looking to my left a gray stallion was talking to me.

"He aint a freak." How am I so calm?

"Yea he is. Half earth pony half zebra! That has freak all over it."

"You a back stabber ain't ya? Cause if him haven two breeds in him spells freak to you than what am I? Eh."

"Uh.." He only looked to the ground.

"Yep! Now get out of here." He hung his head in shame and walked away from me. "Good."

"HEY! GET OFF!" Looking to the ginger bread house, watching Vinyl fight off some drunk stallion.

"HEY! Get off the lady." Throwing the shot gun on my back I grabbed the stallion by the tail and ripped him out of the open door.

"H-HEY! no une was *hick* talken to ya." He pointed a hoof at me only to lose balance and stumbling a little.

"I'm going to ask you to leave sir." Standing stright, fixing my tie.

"NO po *hick* ony talls me wut ta do!"

"Please leave."

"NO!"

"Sir."

"NOT wi *hick* out da lady!" Vinyl only looked at me with her red eyes showing.

"Yes ma'am." Pumping the shot gun I aimmed it to the drunk stallion. "Three."

"NO!"

"Two....."

"NOT WITH."

"One...."

"HER!"

"Bingo." I shot next to his hoofs, sobbering him up real fast.

"OK! OK! I'M GONE!" He ran with his tail between his legs.

"You ok?" Vinyl was in shock from the load noise. Now that I'm listening the music stoped also. Turning to the door every pony inside was looking at me with wide eyes. I fixed my hat while pushing Vinyl back into her own party. Every pony just seemed to push what just happend to the side and kept parting.Pulling a chair up next to the door was the best idea ever. Nothing really seemed to happen after that, maybe a opps here and there but thats all. What threw me for a loop was that the elements was here getting there drink on. Fluttershy and Twilight stayed by there selfs while Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, and Applejack was doing a drinking contest. Lastly Rarity was the only fancy one besides me, but she was talking with others with no problem. There was a couple of slow songs but other than that the rest was like dubstep. Flashing colorful lights, fog, and the floor shaking was the only cool thing here. I did have one problem but it was only cause Pinkie wouldn't stop talking to me.

"Casey?" Looking all a round I didn't see one pony trying to talk to me.

"Casey!"

"Whos there?"

'Its me Celestia.'

'I'm working, wait how can you talk mentally from so far away?'

'Can't tell ya its *hick* a secrut.'

'Ya gota be kiding me.' Face palming at this mental talk.

'NOPE! *hick*'

'What do you need?'

'You.'

'......'

'Casey?'

'No, I have to go.' Standing up I put a new shell in my weapon "Shit just got real." Walking to the door I watched four pegasi land in dark armor. The biggest one waved me to come over. Looking back to the crowd nothing was happening but a party.Walking out the door the pegasus stood stright.

"Are you the one known as Casey?" The short black bat looking pony asked.

"Yes. Why do you ask?"

"Princess Luna would like to have a few words with you." His voice was firm and strong.

"Bout what?"

"Classified info sir."

"I see. Well I'm working at the moment....." Cutting me off.

"It needs to be now."

"Fine. How do I get there?"

"Thy is here." This voice was loud but guns made it quite.

"Ok? What do you need princess?" A dark alicorn landed in front of me with a free flowing mane of the night sky, just like her tail. Her dark blue fur looked nice in the moon light.

"How does The make thy money here?"

"Bouncer."

"What is this bouncer you speak of?"

"If a pony is making trouble, It becomes my trouble."

"I see. But Thy is hear on military bases only." She never stoped shouting.

"Alright, shot."

"Shot what?"

I face palmed. "What is it bout?"

"You are a elite luner guard and will be sent apon when needed."

"K."

"No questions?" She cocked her head.

"Nope. Now if you parden me." Yelling came from the laser building. Walking to the door I broke the fall for a drunk Rainbow Dash that was asleep on my chest. Rolling her off of me I dusted the dirt off and walked in to see a crowd of ponys lifting Applejack into the air.

"SHE BEAT RAINBOW DASH!" Caring less I sat back down pushing my hat down I was soon asleep.

"Hey. Casey wake up." Opening my eyes I was met with darkness.

"Yea?"

"Get up partys over." Lifting my hat I saw Vinyl only a few inches away from my face.

"Great." Standing up streching I pulled out a cigar and lit it. "So any other problems happen?"

"Nope, heres your cut." She threw a brown sack in blut dust at me. Holding it ws kind of heavy.

"Thanks. But Redheart is probly home and I don't want to keep her waiting." Nodding to each other I walked out into the early morning. No ponys was out to say hi, or are you ok. Only me and knowing I'm on a leash by a princess. Fuck....

--------Redheart's place.

Opening the door I slung the black gun on the couch while shuffling my way up stairs. Getting to the bedroom door a sleeping Redheart was in the bed. Smiling to my self I walked back down stairs and flopped on the couch, kicking my things into the floor. Not caring about taking off my clothes I was soon back into the sleeping realm.

Meet the Apples

I stood alone in a great open field. Wind in my hair, sun on my back. I felt happy, overjoyed, depressed. Nothing but the green grass could be seen as far as the eye can see.. The bright blue sky with the large ball of fire thousands of miles away. I would think there would be no troubles but every thing has a bad end. I felt 'Lost' nuthing made since and the mental 'Pain' was to much to handle. My knees hit the soft grass, hanging my head low. "I'm sorry." I could not feel nothing but I could hear the thunder of a rifle. I had red coming into my vison, putting my hand to my forhead only to fall on my back. "S-orry." Weak and pained I forced this out of my lungs. Every thing turn't black.

"You are safe now." This voice sounded loving.

"I just died.... Again." The darkness kept me on my back not knowing what could be above me.

"Only in your dreams Casey."

"Who is this?"

"Princess of the moon and ruler of the night." Now the voice had pride.

"Have you ever watched your loved one die in front of you?"

"Yes." She sighed heavly.

"Than we are on the same page. I don't want your pitty and I am not going to show any for you."

"W-what?" This must have startled her.

"Pitty is for the weak and usless." I could feel grass growing under my back and the light of day coming back.

"I have only heard that from the most crule and wicked ponys Casey."

"I'm not a pony Luna. Humans are known as wicked, crule, cold hearted fuckers. We live and thrive on the pain of others."

"You feed off of pain?"

"No we eat meat. Killing things just to feed our selfs. Must of us don't even thank nature for the meal."

"Why do you kill to eat meat?"

"Thats just the way we were made Luna. Killing is in the humans actions. Every human has killed something."

"Have you killed?"

"Yes." Sighing cause explaning this kind of sucks.

"Have you killed your own kind?"

"Didn't get the chance." I could only chuckle.

"Why do you laugh at killing your own kind?!" The sun burnt my eyes.

"Cause some ones got to." Getting to my feet only to keep looking into the sky.

"Casey is there something wrong with you?"

"Everything is wrong. Voices, seeing shit, hell even I lose control of my self every once in a while." Turning around looking at a discusted Luna. "And to only think I'm at your every ring of the bell." Smiling I started to walk away from her.

"But...."

"Nope, bye Luna. Call me if you need killen done." Every thing started to fade. The sun flickered on and off. The bright blue sky turning black.

"But Case.."

Opening my eyes to a white cilling. Like every place I wake up to. Looking out side it must have been only five minutes of sleep. Sitting up rubbing at my eyes I looked down to see my dusty boots with clumped on mud. I looked on the floor only to see theres no mud!

"Why didn't you come to bed?" Turning I could see Redheart that just woke up.

"Didn't wana wake ya" She made her way to the kitchen.

"Its my day off its ok if you was to wake me."

"Sorry. Did you sleep good?" Unting my boots and taking off my tie, I made my way to the kitchen as well.

"Could have been better. What did you have as a job?"

"Bouncer." She had hot water running to make a thing of tea.

"Wait what?" She must have been only half awake.

"I was a guard at Vynal Scratches party....... But we need to talk." Taking a seat, Redheart walked over to the stove setting the tea pot on the flame.

"Ok." Taking a seat right next to me I could only sigh.

"I'm part of the Luner guard." She tinsed up hearing that. "But not in a good way." She went to sleepy face to frowny face.

"What do you mean?"

"When Luna or Celestia calls I have to be there. No if, ands, or butts." She didn't seem fazed at this.

"What about us?" Her blue eyes looked dead at me.

"I promise, Hillbilly Honor. I WILL come home to you." I was soon in a hug with the crying mare. "I promise." Tears soon filled my eyes thinking about what would stop me from coming back to this.

"Casey I-I don't want to lose you!" Her crying grew.

"You won't lose me, cause I don't want to lose you." I tightend the hug letting her cry on my shoulder. "I gota go talk to Applejack bout a job on there farm."

"Ok." The sobbing slowed down by alot.

"Tonight I will be taking us to dinner. But you pick the place." Wiping the extra tears out of my eyes, smiling at Redheart.

"Ok." She perked up while also wiping her eyes.

"I don't know when I'll be back." I was given a nod while fixing my tie.

"Fancy or not so fancy?"

"Your pick." Kissing her on the cheak I grabbed my shot gun and hat.

"OK!" She was basiclly jumping in place.

I stepped out side to the morning sun in front of me. Letting out a sigh I lit a cigar and ajusted my hat. The sun was just braking over the mountians. It was nice being the only one up and awake. Slinging the shot gun on my back I started my walk to see the biggest fucking horse in these lands.

--------Skipping the walk through town and entrance to the farm.

I was on the front porch of a old ragged house, not a cottage a fucking house. I looked at the old screen door debaiting if I should knock on it or the wall. After three seconds of thinking I found my self knocking on the wall.

"Ah'ma comin! Hold on a sec!"

"Shit, hope she ain't pissed." I could hear Applejacks hoofs getting closer and closer to the door.

"What can Ah' do fer ya Casey?" She sounded happy to see me.

"Well I was hopen ya got a job opening." The tan colored farmer only stood still thinking. Hell she is the most normal looking pony I've seen so far! Well besides the hat.

"Well apple buckin season is near. So... YEA! we could get all the help we can get." She was beaming with joy.

"When do ya want me to start?"

"When Ah' finish breakfast. Wana join?" My stomach started to growl. "No choice now." I was soon being drug through the house. I didn't really pay attion to the decore, but what I say was still normal house stuff.

"Ya know I can walk right?"

"Opps sorry." She let me go, I found my feet and started to follow her. For some reason I found my self staring at her ass.

"The hell is wrong with me." I slapped my self hard.

"Ya ok?" When my vison returned Applejack was looking at me like I was crazy.

"Nope. But are we there yet?" Looking up I was met with the whole Apple family looking at me like I was crazy.

"Yep!" Big Mac was not much of a talker. But forget that theres food!

"I don't like da way yer lookin." I looked over to see a old green mare.

"Ok?" I stoped to light a cigar.

"Ya know back in my day that ther killed mer ponys than each other?"

"Great a recanation of Gran. Thats what I fucking need."

"Put that dang thing out so ya don't kill all of us."

"Ok Gran good god."

"Don't disrespect them eather ya hodlum. Ya supost ta love em'!"

"Fucking jesus crist! I'm putting it out ya old fart!" We was now in a death stare.

"Ah' dont like yer kind."

"I don't truly like ya eather."

We stared at each other for what felt like hours. Her eyes looked right into my soul, but that wasn't stopping me. I picked up a apple not braking eye contact and slowly walked backwards. Than I saw a back door right behind the old timer.

"Ah' think its time to go work!" Applejack was pushing me to the back door. Still not stopping owr death stare.

"Good idea ma'am." Turning around my face slammed into the door. "FUCK! That hurt!"

"HA! Thats what ya get you little shit!"

"GRANNY!"

"Don't Granny me young'n." Not even giving me time to open the door I was thrown out it.

Laying in the dirt I relit my cigar listening to the fighting happening inside. I would tell what was being said but I have no clue myself. Reajusting my hat over my eyes, I just layed there smoking.

"Today is going to be a long day."

Meet The Apple's Part 2 : Call of Thy Dutys

"So much for this suit." My head laid on the cool dirt, under the noon sun.

"Ah'm sorry bout that." Tilting my hat up I watched AJ hoof around the dirt with a blush on her tan cheeks.

"YEP." Walking up behind her was the masive stallion Big Mac.

"Whatever. So what do I have ta do?"

"Buck trees or pull a cart. Ya pick."

"Well hell, I was known as a pack mule back home." Picking my self up, I brushed the dirt off of me and fallowed the two to the barn.

"Goddamn, this thing gets fucking heavy!"

We have only been working for about three hours. Big Mac went off and did his thing and I got placed with AJ. All I HAD to do was pull the cart full of apples, but I just can't say no. I wound up climing from tree to tree shaking apples from them. I lost the top half of my clothing a while back, and I'm really out of shape. I was working on a beer gut and was working on some chest hair but had hair, well on the other half. The fields of trees were nice, I finally lost AJ so that ment no sounds.

'So now your there monkey.'

The trees were geen and teaming with bright red apples.

'Don't drownd me out with other thoughts.'

The grass was soft and green.

'Damnit listen to me!'

Everything was nice, well besides dick face.

'Its just about time to do what you couldn't on earth.'

"Sweet baby fucking Jesus Crist! What do you want?!"

'Blood...'

"To bad."

'Awe you do to. Just place your knife in the eye of that farm mare.'

"God I'm fucked up."

'I promise you'll feel better afterwards. Hell you have always wanted to kill a person like that. Shoving you're thumb in there eye gives you total control of there head. You know that though didn't you?'

I jumped from my tree, landing next to the full cart of apples. I lifted the wooden forks at my sides and started my way to the barn.

'DO IT! OR ARE YOU A PUSSY!? HAHAHAHA!' My headmate started laughing like a mad man.

"Just.... please shut up."

"Why?" I didn't even see Big Mac beside of me.

"Not you. Trust me, I'm not going to fuck with you." He only rolled his piece of hay in that stiff jaw.

"S'ya'll all rite?" To my left AJ asked.

"YEP. Just git'n told Ah'ma badass." AJ stoped dead in her tracks.

"W-what?" Me and Mac chuckled as we walked up to the old, worn red barn.

"I'm taking it ya don't talk."

"YEP." We backed our carts into the clean insides of the bark.

"Well than." I dropped me cart just to look down at my gut. "Well that would make a grown man cry." I punched my self in the gut to get a ripple effect. I harden my look to my new enemy. "Thall shall bow to thy!" I placed my white shirt over it and smiled.

"Is thy all right?" Picking my head up I was met with a scared princess Luna.

"Uhh........ no..." I could feel the heat on my face rise. "The hell is wrong with me?!" Slapping my self, I harden my look at the frightend princess.

"O...K?" She started to back pedal out of the barn.

"I'll be back later Mac." He gave me a nod letting me walk out with the rest of my clothes hanging on my back.

The sun was bright, but my amish hat blocked it. From the looks it had to be about 5-6 o-clock. Redheart is going to be pissed at me.

"Luna get to the kill, what ya need?" Her face weakend some.

"I won't use the olden tunge with you Casey. We are needing you for a mission here soon. You will be debrifed later, spend time with Redheart as much as thy can." With those words said she took off into the sun fast as lightining.

------ Running home to Redheart.

I ran as fast as I could to get home. Behind me was AJ and Mac with no questions knowing what my duty was. Running on the worn dirt path to Ponyville was short lived, getting looks from every one walking around. If they waved or even said hi I didn't know. I was to worried about getting my fat ass home to my old lady. Finally I was closing the distance to the front door.

"HEY!"

Four brod stallions steped in front of the door. Not even stopping, I sped up my running and charging the biggest stallion in the group. I hit him pretty hard cause when I clothed lined him, well hes still down after I stoped.

"Which shit heads next?" Dropping the clothes in tow and removing my shirt, I rolled my sholders and cracked my neck.

"Casey?!" The door was wide open with my mare in it.

"Redheart stay inside. Its not safe with this freak out here." That voice I remember.

"What do you mean freak?! Thats my stallion!" They all gave her a wird look.

"I remember ya." The same stallin that was shit talking Fuse Clicker. "You next!" I walked up to him laying a punch right square in the muzzle. Blood ran from his face like a water fountian. Looking at my fist it also was bleeding. But not waiting to long I steppd right back to him, kicking in his front leg with a loud SNAP! A wicked smile came to my face. Just hearing him scream made me shiver in joy. The other two had fear in there dime sized pupils.

'It feels good no?'

"It feels REAL good." I sounded gruff.

'Come on finish him.'

"I should, shouldn't I?"

"NO! Casey stop and think!" Turning back to the door I saw something in those deep blue eyes I never want to see.... The fear of me.

I could feel my pupils shink back down to normal. Stepping back from the screaming stallion and his scared buddies. I looked at my open hands.

'God have mercie on my soul.'

'Why?'

"AGG!" I didn't even take my eyes from my hands, what ever happens just simply happens. I felt a sharp pain in my left ear before every thing went black.

I was on my knees with my head hung low in the darkness that was every where. Feeling a lone tear roll down my cheek was the final straw. I stood up sirching my body for my magnum.

"What are you looking for?"

"I'm done. If the only fucking pony I love is scared of me whats the point? I mean really. What is the reason to love her if all I do is scare her?"

"I see what you mean."

"Than let me end it."

"No. I didn't bring you back just to have a couple of paid stallions scare you off."

"Well to bad. Plus it looks like I'm dead."

"Well that I can fix but you got to stop killing you self like this."

"What the fuck is the point tho? If every one.."

"Pony."

"'PONY' finds out I kill for the night god or what ever, what than?"

"Life my friend. Just cause you kill dosen't make it a sin. Fight for what you love and think is right."

"I never even belived in you."

"I know."

"Than why?"

"Life.... How many times do I got to tell you."

"Fine."

"Bye elite luner guard."

"Fuck off." Every thing sarted to go snowy.

"I'm sorry for you loss Redheart."

"Thanks." *sniff*

The sun was in my face and I felt like a million bucks. But lets just see or hear whats going on. I was on my back on a soft fabric, my arms was crossed, and sorry for the loss means death. Well solved that one problem, next one. Lets see it feels like my magnum in my right hand with the cool plasic pump of my shot gun in my left. My rifle is to my right with ammo at my feet from what I feel.

"I didn't mean to killl him." This guy sounds like a dick, a sarcastic dick.

"I know, but it was for the sake of there lifes."

Well the four stallions still live. Hearing the dick leave I could hear four sets of hoofs come up.

"Redheart... Um if ya need ANY thing just call."

I eased the hammer back on my pistol, and from the wight it was fully loaded. Just so happend my right hand was on top also. I'm also ground level.

"Do you need me to stay tonight?"

"No she won't." I was sitting stright up with the silver magnum in his left ear. "Move and you will be in this hole and not me."

Every one was in shock. Every pony from Ponyville was here along with the elements. The two rulers was stunded and there personal guards went into defense. The pony I had at my will was shaking like a leaf in a wind storm. Redheart fainted under the news and suprize.

"Thy is alive?!" Luna was the first to break the silince.

"One and only." I gritted my teeth. "So who was the one that killed me?" Every pony stayed still but one thing. It had mitch matched body parts. The legs of a goat and lizard. arms of a eagel and lion, head of a goat, tail of a dragon with a pink fluff, and horns of a deer and ram.

"I'm known as Discord, God of chaos." With that said I hopped out of my pine box and holsterd my pistol. Where I got the holster I don't know but I like it. I started to speed walk through the crowd towards the fucker.

"GUARDS STOP HIM!" Celestia must have been scared for the meals life cause I had a good thousand pounds of wiht holding my to the ground face first.

"I'll skin you under three minutes! Let me ad him!"

"Code black out."

Lets just say it ment what was said by the sun goddes cause everything went black when a hoof hit me.

Meet the Royal's

I was in a white room. Looks like a 6x6 interagation room. A stainless steel table with two matching chairs. No windows no doors, only a white roof with a bright white light. Sitting in one of the chairs I could only talk to the only one here.

"Damn just my luck."

'At least you finally listened to me.'

"And I'm in Celestia's custady. Just what I wanted."

'You just about did what you wanted to for so long.'

"At what cost?"

"Only one mare." A tall man in a brown dress pants, brown dress coat with brass cofflinks, and a brown dress hat. I couldn't see his face or what race he was, only his gruff voice. He sat across from me putting his brown gloved hands on the table with fingers over lapping eachother

"So your here too. Great." Sighing I slamed my head on the table.

"What? You don't like me? I'm only trying to help."

"With me killing the ponys of this peaceful place?"

"Only to give you words of help."

"Oh kill this and kill that! Thats all I want." I could hear his chair slide back across the floor.

"I'll even help you now." Looking up I could see him with a silver bowie knife with a antler handle. The blade had to be a good 7 inches.

"Shit!" Pushing on the table as hard as I could, sliding me to the wall behind me.

"What? Do you not want my help? I'm looking out for your own good." He threw the table at the wall with a loud crash.

"I don't like your help, thanks tho." Picking up my chair from the back like a lion tammer. "But lets talk this out."

"Its for your own good." He slashed at the legs of the chair making sparks fly.

"SURE!" Charging him with the chair I sent him into the other wall.

"Come on, let me help you." His voice never changed tone.

"For the last time no!" He disapeard from in front of me. "The hel..." Getting cut off I looked down to see the tip of the blade sticking out of my chest. My arms went limp to my sides, and the walls started to have blood run from the cilling. The floor under me had drips of blood forming a puddle. I could feel everything running cold, but I formed a wicked grin on my face.

"Thank you for letting me help."

"F...uck ....... You......" I could feel the wight of him holding the knife drop letting me fall to my knees. Sitting on my heels with arms limp. 'To bad its a dream.' Everything faded to black as I hit the floor face first.

"Well you passed." Coming back to the world I felt full and well rested. Opening my eyes I was met with the never ending white cilling.

"I hate white cillings now." A chuckle and a few giggles was all around me.

"At least your now a ELG."

"Yay." I said that as sarcasticly as I could.

"Is Thall not happy?"

"Exstadic." Sitting up resulted in me grabbing my chest in pain. "Don't tell me that really happened." A SQEE was heard from the left of me. "Great." Opening my eyes once again there was Celestia, Luna, and a white unicorn with a blue mane with a pink alicorn with a mane with dark yellow, dark pink, dark purple stripes.

"I'm Shinning Armor and this is my wife princess Cadence." She gave me a warm smile but for the white unicorn known as Shinning was not so thrilled.

"How are you still breathing?" Looking over a Celestia was priceless. "You should be dead with that much force to the skull!"

"Heh lets call it magic." Smiling I slung my legs over the side of the metal table. I was in a fresh black suit with my purple tie from my funeral. For once my hair was nicly brushed back but I was missing my hat. Heh that rymed.

"Magic can't bring back the dead with out side affects." Luna doesn't get it.

"Look its my dirty little secret and its going to my grave."

"About did." Snapping a shot of the sarcastic white bastered.

"Wana talk outside?"

"Yea. Lets go." Jumping off the table with all the mares flipping out. "Follow me hot shot."

"SHINNING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Cadence is pissed.

"Casey, think before you do this." Luna is warning me now.

"Ya know what." I lifted my self back on to the table. "Lets save it after my mission lover boy."

"Says the one that has no love."

Grabing him by the horn I brong him to my face. "Take it back." He only gave me a wicked smile.

"No." Blue dust engolfed my hand, lifting me in the air.

"Your pick." I swong my right foot back aimming of the side of his head only to be stoped wit gold dust. "Oh team up?" Reching down with my right hand to grab the unicorn only to meet a pink dust and brung over my head wwith my other hand. "Well Luna might as well take the left leg." And as thought nothing happend to my free leg, well until gold dust took it as well. "So your the only one on my side?"

"Not really." She had a depressing frown on her face. "Sorry but this needs to be done." A black cloth wrapped in a super dark purple dust.

"Fuck me..." Everything went black when the cloth went over my eyes. A warm feeling came over my ears, now everything was a mumble to me. My hands worked there way behind my back and what felt like cuffs were on my wrists. "Gangbang, bondige? Thought I was fucked up." The mubling stoped only to be met with a freezing cold brain freeze. Than I lost feelling every where.

Lost Now

I was about 30 feet in the air on the side of a tree with a 30-06 rifle in my arms. I was in full fall camo with the smell of doe urine on my jacket. Looking in front of me was a harvested corn field with fawn calling for its mother with in throwing distance. The little fella had no clue what it was doing, calling its parents for help only to lead to there death. Food was needed for the winter and it sucks having to kill stuff with a kid, well was.

Pulling the bolt back on the rifle I watched the mother step out into the opening. I waited for the father but I couldn't let her go. She turned to run only to fall to the ground after a loud boom. Before the child could do anything I pulled the trigger with a fresh bullet flying through the little guys head. Blood laid behind the two limp bodys, the fawn laid right next to its mother and looked like it had a tear run down its face.

Jumping from the tree landing feet first, slinging the rifle onto my back.

"You are a crule creature Casey." Stoping I pulled out the family magnum.

"Whos there!?" Pulling back the hammer ready for anything.

"How could you kill a mother and its child?" The voice seem to be female in nature.

"Survival! Now these are my kill leave or get shot ya self!" Holstering the pistol I started my way to the bloody family grouping in front of me.

"What are you doing now?" This voice is starting to piss me off.

"I'm gona gut em and put em in my truck now leave me the hell alone!" Getting on my knees pulling out a small but sharp black pocket knife.

"You shall not do such a thing!" Dust flew into my face knocking out my vison and making me fall on my back.

"DAMN IT! Your dead!" Pulling out my pistol only to have it pointed at a dark blue pegasus with a horn wearring dark purple and black armor. "The hell is that!?" Pushing my self backwards with my legs pulling the hammer back on my pistol.

"I am princess Luna! Ruler of the night!" She basiclly screamed at me. She iched her self closer and closer to me.

"I don't wana kill ya." I laid down my pistol kicking it away. "But get closer and Ima gona hurt ya." She chuckled at my thret.

"You can't hurt Thy!" Pulling a fix blade from my back belt loop I gave her a quick slash on the leg letting a little blood drip.

"Ima wronin ya pony! Back up." She kind of stumbled back some with shock on her face.

"Y-you have cutted me." Her deep blue eyes where wide. "I will end you!" Dark blue dust formed around her horn, eyes turning a bright white.

"W-what?" The sound of a falling tree was behind me but I didn't dare to take my eyes off of the horse. The sky turned to night and a tree was hanging above me wrapped in the same dark blue dust. "Shit." My pupils shrank to little specks as the tree fell from 10 feet onto me legs, pinning me to the ground in screamig pain.

"Do you give yourself up?" Luna asked in a dark tone.

"NO!" Laying on my back after screaming in pain, my legs went numb. So I did what I do best... light a dark horse.

"You would die than to surinder?" Taking a deep breath of tobaco in only to blow it in her face making her flinch backwards at the bad smell.

"yea. Yea I would." Tilting my base ball cap over my eyes waiting for the death blow from a cutie little pony.

"You pass." My hat disapeard with a pop and the sky was white now.

"The hell!" Shooting up scaring every pony in the room. Luna had a big smile on her face while Celestia had the look of jealousy on hers.

"yay... you pass." Shinning was still being a sarcastic bitch and walked out of the room.

"Welcome to MLP or Ms.Luna's personel." Celestia started to cheer up.

"What?" Looking down I had flat black armor with dark purple trim and on the arm guards was Lunas cutie mark. "Well ain't this nice." I must have looked like a stright badass.

"Well heres your sword." Shinning walked back in the room throwing me a long dark purple thing.

"Oh goody goody." Smiling madly I looked at the seth that had black mist decor working its way to the black hilt. At the end of the hilt had a green gem stone of a cresent moon. Grabbing to hilt (witch felt awsome) I pulled the sword out with a matalic ring the whole time. Looking at the blade closly about made me cry. One side of the blade read

Starting from the hilt letter over letter in the finest craftsmanship ever. Flipping the blade was

Same way pain was written.

"I need to hed back home and talk to Redheart." The smile on Luna's face faded at the name.

"Casey uh." Cadence piped in. "Redheart um... Wished not to see. you."

"W-what?" I was just spit and stepped on right there. "What do you mean?"

"She can't take falling in love with you again just to lose you." Celestia had remorse in her voice.

"Heh, love is a usless thing." A lone tear rolled down my face as I made my way to the window. Looking out it was a gaurden about 2 stories down. "Yep, usless." Leaning onto the thin window putting more and more pressure.

The sound of screams, shaderd glass, and high winds felt nice. My eyes where closed so I have all the time in the world right now.

'What are you doing?'

'Falling. Why?'

'Casey, a broken heart sucks.'

'Ain't goda tell me. Thats why I'm taken a short flight lesson.' Smilling at my comment.

'Look I'm going to save you but I'm getting tird of doing this.'

'What ever makes you happy.'

I could feel the wind stop, soft grass was on the back of my head. With my eyes still closed I drifted into a deep sleep of nightmares.

Banning me to work.

I sat in pure darkness for what felt like forever. I didn't even think, only sat by my self. Every man has a deep fear, every man. Thinking is the failure for everthing, so thats my fear. I get to think of all the good times I have had but that also brings the bad memories. Soon or later bad takes over good, so I stop thinking. Thats why I'm so damn hateful. Now I get to remember what I truly loved in the world, just to know that she doesn't want to see me ever.

"Why do you hate? Why not love?"

"Luna, I hate cause love is only for a short time while hate lastest forever. You can stop feeling hate but it comes back. While love you feel it only for a while than its gone for ever. I hate cause I lost the ony thing that kept me on track."

"Redheart?"

"My father."

"Uh."

"No, don't say nothing. Thats why I can hate so much. I can't go and see him, while Redheart I can see but just to remember that she hates me." I hate to cut her off but this is not a time to fuck with me.

"She don't hate you." Snapping back at me.

"Than why does it feel like it."

"..."

"I'm done. What is my first mission Luna?" Trying my hardest to get off of this subject.

"Just guard me."

"Be there ina minute."

I moved my fingers. Opening my eyes was a beautiful piece of art only painted by the finest painter. Sitting up was a statue of a old unicorn in a wizard outfit and a long beard.

"HALT!" Looking behind me was a bat pony? with matching armor. "What are you?!"

"Will you stoping yelling." Looking into its greenish eyes was wird, and he had a light brown mane.

"What is your purpose of being n the royal garden?" All I did was point up.

"I'm Luna's personal guard. So keep fucking with me." I rolled my neck letting out some pops.

"Your the new guy? Sure." He gave a light chuckle at me.

"Look." I showed him my right arm with her cutie mark on it.

"Sorry sir!" He gave me a salute.

"At ease, what is your name?"

"Banning Demonic sir."

"Creative. Lead me to the princess's chambers as I'm going to need your help."

"Yes sir!"

The walk was so "nice". Long hallways with a corner every where, with the normal castle crap in it. Red carpet, paintings, guards, suits of pony armor, ect. The white hallways seem to all looked the same to me. I swear its been about a hour of walking and no talking to this guy.

"So." Braking the ice. "Where ya from youngin?"

"Forest of Boltimare sir."

"Cut the sir shit. I'm not in your honor system, call me Casey." I think that was a little to brut.

"Ok? Uh where you from?"

"Well I was found in Ponyville."

"What irony." He gave a slight chuckle.

"Heh here ya on that. So what are you?"

"Well at the moment a bat pony, but under the armor I'm a pegasus."

"Have any loved ones?" This guy reminds me of a person on earth.

"Father and a girl friend, but I give it another three days tops." We chuckled at his slut like life. "How about you Casey?"

"She wishes not to see me." I sighed a bit but held my head high. "Now my jobs my lady."

"Praise to that. If ya don't mind me asking what weapon did you train with?"

"For the weapons you have here its swords, knifes, ax, and ect." Damn I must look like a bad ass to this guy. "How bout ya?"

"Not aloud to have one. They say I'm to childish."

"Well there will be a time you will get your turn boy."

Smilling down to my son I mean fellow guard, stopped in front of a large purple door with a cresent moon on it.

"Princess Luna is probly asleep so just go in and make your self comfterbale."

"Uh did you say asleep? its only early morning."

"Princess Luna and us night guards sleep doring the day and work at night." With Banning being done he turned and flew out a open window.

"Well than."

Opening the door slowly was a room painted just like her nights. Floor, walls, cilling was like the night sky with the stars in it.

"Wow..." Closing my jaw and the door I worked my way to a corner of the room. I did look on the Black bed witch showed a sleeping Luna. "Well time to daydream or sleep. Sitting in the far corner of the room I eased my back to the wall and closed my eyes.

'Life is going to be diffrent here. Very diffrent.'

'You have more respect here, and more meaning to me and Luna.'

'Your not in heat or drunk are you?'

'No.' A wave of relife went through me. 'I am in your head though.'

'Use to it. I have a question.'

'You may ask it.'

'Do I have to call ya'll princess?'

'Only infront of important ponys Casey, other than that no.'

'Thanks.'

'But please be good to my sister. Ponys say I'm a motherly figure but I can also be your worse nightmare.'

'Ma'am I have no reason to have you as my nightmare. Hell I already doing a life term there later.' She gave little giggle.

'Have you told anypony about what we did?'

'Nope.'

'Thank you.' I could only chuckle.

'No prob ma'am.'

'Celestia please.'

As you wish Celestia.'

Everything went quite after that mental convo. Drifting into a dreamless sleep wishing everything was ok.

Boring to New

I have spent the three weeks being Luna's personal guard rather depressed. I stayed quite unless talked to, did little things Luna asked of me, ect, ect, ect. It has been the most soul ripping time of my life, hell I must look like a zombie half of the time. Sleep is hard for me with while taking my meds but not having them at all just fucked me. I seem like a pregant woman!

"Casey are you ok?" Looking at Celestia's worried eyes.

"Dandy..." Taking a slow blink just about to pass out. I have been standing here in the thrown room lisening to some guy named Filthy Rich whine about why he can't get land or something.

'If I was in charge I would have already slit his throught. Heh blood would be every where, looks on ponys faces, heh. Or cut him open and pull his small intestant out in front of his eyes.'

Looking at the royal sisters kind of scared me. They had looks of fear in there eyes while staring slack jawed at me.

"What?" Luna's face turned green and Celestia looks like shes about to up chuck lunch. Filthy just looked at the sisters in anger.

"Are you even listening to me?!"

"Sir I'm going to ask you to lower your tone." I had a sly smile hoping he would do something stupid.

'God would I rip his heart out and show him it while he took his last breath.'

"I-I'm going to be sick!" Luna ran out of the room while her sister looked like she saw a ghost.

"She can't just do that!" The brown stallion was clearly pissed.

"Sir she can do what ever makes her happy." My tone was flat and could carless.

"You can't talk to me like that! You, you FREAK!"

I grabbed my belt that held my sword on and let it fall to the floor. Making quick steps to the now scared stallion. I started to remove my black with dark purple trim gontlets.

"Lets go filly." My B-line was stopped by a gold dust wall and a large group of royal guards. "What don't want me to rip out his wind pipe with my hands?" I looked at Celestia who was now angry than scared.

"No Casey, I don't want you to do that. Sargent Demonic of the Luner Guard will waitting for you in the armory. I will be there shortly." Celestia sounded like everything than a mother right there.

"Ah *sigh* yes ma'am." Closing my eyes I could feel her gold dust rapping me up in a teleportation spell. The sound of whispers filled me ears.

"run, don't trust no one. run, run, RUN!"

The floor was firm under my heavy camo boots. Sitting down not even opening my eyes, just thinking.

'Run?'

'Yes run!'

'Why?'

'Trust no one, shhh! Hes coming.'

'Who?'

'.... no I'm sorry. please don't hurt me. no, NO!, NO!, PLEASE NO!' A female blood curlling scream was let lose.

"God I'm fucked up."

Opening my eyes was like seeing akid in a candy shop. Swords, Axs, knifes, and other meddevil weapons. The walls were filled with them, all shapes and sizes. But the large dim room had a table in the center of it with my green bag.

"HALLA FUCKING LUYA!" I ran to the bag ripping the zipper open and gabbing a small red box. Packing the cigars really fast and shouving one in my mouth and lighting it. Taking a long deep breath, breathing in all the tobacco I could. Opening my eyes after taking my daily cigar looking nto my bag to see a full jungle military combat uniform in my size. Smilling like a mad man I suited up.

----- Walking to the train station.

Waitting on the platform was just boring. The mid-day commute was nothing like earth. Lunch time was like a hour ago and there are a couple of ponys here and there on the white marble platform. The bright blue sky had random pegisi in it.

"SIR! *weeze* I found *Deep breath* you!" Turning around to see a bat pony flying at me.

"Yes now tell Luna and Celestia that I need to take care of some business." Banning looked wore out and pissed.

"Sir, *inhell* yes sir." Dropping to the ground to tired for any thing. Clicking my tunge at him I chuckled as the candy train pulled up.

"Well howdy do." Picking up my bag and shot gun I stepped onto the small train. Entering the doors was a yellow walled train car with pick and purple seats. Small square windows let you see the outside world of Canterlot.

"Next stop Ponyville." A brown stallion in a blue suit announced.

"Nap time." Throwing my bag into a seat resting my head on the window. "Redheart we got some talking to do." Closing my eyes while the train lunged foward. A sharp whistle came letting me pass out.

First for EVERYTHING! Even Bad Things

The white walls of this small white room was boring. I stood in a corner with my arms crossed and right foot propped on the wall. The 1x1 gray tiles on the floor looked like they were spit shined. A bright white light was in the middle of the cilling, shinning on everything. I was in my gear that I passed out with, but not the guns. Sighing I sat with my legs stright out letting my arms go limp.

"Have you heard rap god yet?" A voice from my past?

"By who?"

"Eminem. Its a new one." Kassidy...

"Yea, where you at?"

"Home alone."

"Why?"

"After you died mom picked up working at Krogers and Farm and Flet to take her mind off of things. Everything has been diffrent with out you. I miss you." This didn't seem to faze her.

"Miss you to."

"Yea. Remember we love you."

"Tell mom everythings going to be fine." I could feel tears run down my face. "Everythings, *sniff* going to be fine sis."

The white walls got darker and darker. The cilling light started to flicker on and off rapidly. The tears that ran down my face were like a water fall. Cursing my self for the pain I have brung my family, the pain I brung on my self.

"Your at Ponyville sir, its time to get off." Jumping up grabbing my bag and gun towering over the stallion. "Have a nice day." Stepping of the candy train into a late after noon traffic of the small town. In my luck every body stepped out of my way, from fear I guess. I saw Fuse Clicker running away from me with a wide smile on his face.

"How are ya taday Fuse?" His smile got bigger when he stopped.

"CASEY! WATCH OUT!" Now that I look at it it ain't a smile but him gritting his teeth.

Looking behind me was the most trippy thing other than talking ponys, a big, at least 5 story tall stary bear. Sadly it looked me up and down looking for lunch. Letting my jaw hang lose from it licking its lips at me. It raised its car sized paw ready to swipe at me.

"Fuck me." It swung its paw launching me into a two story house with Vynal Scratch looking at me funny while washing some dishes. Staring out of what use to be the back door the bear walked towards the opening. "Well DJ-Pon3 Ima back on duty."

"Wha..." Before she could finish I threw her onto my left shoulder kicking in the front door. Now running for my life though out the town an idea popped into my head.

'Why in the sam hell ain't I using my guns?!'

"Vynal teleport some where and help warn other ponys."

"B-but I can..."

"Nope, do it now." Pumping my shot gun aimming for the bears face.

---- Twilight's POV

I was working on my weekly report on friendship for my favoret teacher.

"...and thats why friendship is important. Your faithful student Twilight Sparkle."

"Gesh Twi do you always have to say so much?"

I could feel a sheepish grin form on my face. "Sorry Spike."

"TWILIGHT!" The front door flew off its hinges with AppleJack screaming at me. "Ya need ta see this!" AJ pushed me out of my own house on to the late day paths of Ponyville. Something was amiss though, there was no pony in sight. I could hear distant thumps of something stomping, now I was bouncing off the ground to the thumps.

"Whats! *thump* Going! *bounce* On!? *thump*" A ear pircing bang rang through the air.

"URSA MINOR!" My pupils shank at the thought.

"Oh no."

"But Casey's on duty right now!" The thumps about drainned out AJ's yells.

Looking on to a dirt path a couple blocks down I could make out a bipadel figure running as fast as it could. "Casey?" He passed behind a building as I watched the minor run after him. "Sweet Celestia."

---- Back to my POV

"Shit!" I jumped to the left dodging a swift blue paw. I can't keep this up much longer, I can feel my self slowing down. Picking my self back up I saw the bear looking right at me. "fuck." It raored right in my face, smelling everything it has eaten before me. Taking that as my que I ran into a open road towards a dark forest, bear and all. I seem to have lost my bag and rifle at Vynal's place. I threw my shot gun after burning through the shells I had on me. The grass under my boots was soft and had a springy feel. The woods looked a good mile or two away. "Fuck *gasp* smoking!" My vision started to slip from me, my brething slowed but I was still at full speed. I could feel my self tripping over my own feet. "no, no, no, nononono. fuck." Everything went black.

I could only imagine what just happened. I fell face first, bear smells me, bear eats me, Twilight saves the day, ponys here and there grive. Best part is I'm dead again.

'Son of a bitch.'

"Clear!"

"God?" I feel like I was holding a spliced power cord thats pluged in. "FUCK!"

"Is he responding?"

"No, up the volts."

"Wha?" The say feeling as touching a spark plug as if some one is starting a car. "NNNAAAA!"

"Hes responding but the pulse is low, get him to the hospital right away."

"Yes sir."

I could feel pain in my chest but I have no clue on what the hells going on.

"The hell?"

I was standing on a snowy mountain point with the wind blowing in my hair. Looking down just a couple of feet was the tops of clouds, looking up held a golden sky with the sun setting slowly. The pinks, oranges, golds, yellows, and many more colors blinded to make the most beautiful thing I have seen when it came to the light of day.

"My god." My mouth had to been open the cold air filled my lungs quickly.Releasing the cleanest air ever I sighed, not happly but sadden.

"Something wrong?" It was the man that made all of this posible.

"Yea, yea there is."

"speak your mind." Sitting in the shallow snow setting my arms on my knees.

"Redheart dude."

"I see, you still care for her?"

"Only reason why Ah came back after a month of serving. Ya think she feels the same?"

"I can't tell you that boy, you have to find out your self." The voice far above me sounded something like a father would say.

"Am I dead?"

"Some how no. Between the bear and Twilight you should be. But I guess you did have something to fight for after all."

"I guess ya right."

"Hope you enjoy the rest of your day Casey."

"You to."

Standing up looking back at the clouds right below me. 'Why not?' Leaning slightly foward with my arms wide open. Pushing off the top closing my eyes feelling the wind rush threw my hair.

I was on my back in a bed.

'Heh, bet first thing I see is a white cilling.' Opening my eyes slowly made me try to chuckle, insted a grown of pain came out. Slowly moving my head to see white walls, white cilling, (told ya) Sleeping Redheart in a chair by the door, anoying heart monitor, wait.

"Re-Redheart."

'God am I in that bad of shape?' Looking at the mare she was out cold. Smilling I worked my way sitting up, well after a couple of growns and mowns. Looking down at my bare adamin was coverd in bandages. Working my legs down to the floor was bad, one it was cold, two there really sore. Standing up showed I was only in my boxers, and was it cold. Grabbing my white blanket off of the white bed walking over to the WHITE mare with her pink mess mane.

'Why is everything fucking white?!' Covering her up releasing a mown in happiness at the warmth.

"Thanks Redheart." Walking over to the fucking white night stand I got out a piece of paper and ink. Dipping my pinky into the ink well finger painting a note.

"Redheart thanks, I would like to talk when ever you find time.

But as for now rest, I will be a well some where.

,Love Casey.

P.S I do wish you can forgive me for the pain I brung you."

Folding the paper up I sat it on my pellow. Looking at a corner to the side of the sleeping mare was my clothes neatly folded.

Stepping out of the hospital after sneaking out was a beautiful night sky. Stars was placed just right with the full moon lighting everything. Thanking Luna I started my way to go wake Twilight to get some answers.

Is this the end?

"God its like 3 in the morning and I'm hurtin. Wait where the hell am I? How did I get here? Well lets go talk to AJ I guess."

So how I walked completly out of town to the never ending apple trees of Sweet apple achers. Walking under thewooden arch onto the front porch of the old grey house.

"AppleJack you home?!" Listening closly to any movement in the house. "Fuck it is 3 am. Lets try something I haven't done in a while." Looking at the rails of the porch and the piller holding up the roof. (lightbulb!) Jumping on the rail I started to bear climb the piller. The old paint would chip away at my touch, but nothing new paint can't fix. Reaching the top in alot of pain I grabbed the roof heaving myself onto it. Rolling on my back looking into the deep night sky. The shingles under me were old and weathered. Slowly picking my self up with pain ripping at my ribs and head. Looking into the closes widow laid AppleJack sleeping soundly in a plain room. The only things in there was a single bed and a dresser with the hat on it.

Slowly opening the window I eased my way into it. Putting my foot on the wooden floor resulted in a small squick. Gritting my teeth I slowly worked my way to her bed side.

"AJ, hey AJ wake up." Whispering only got me nothing. "Damnit." I eased my hands on her rather stiff shoulders. "Damn AJ, you are one mare I would not fuck with."

"WHAT! MHMMMMHHHH!" Slaming my hand over her mouth only seem to piss her off.

"AJ quite down girl. Its not like I came to fuck ya." I swear a blush came to her face. "If I remove my hand are ya gona yell?" She shock her head no. "Good."

Removing my had letting the mares mouth hang open for a moment. "What are ya doin in mah house? And how ain't ya still in da hospital?"

"I came cause I need some rest and I got lost, and for the hospital I snuck out." Her sleepy face went to a fully awake one, while stepping back from her. "So is it ok if I crash in the barn?"

"Wha, no Ah can't let ya do that."

"Thats fine I can always go back to town, thanks anyways."

"Thats not wha Ah ment sugercube, here." She scutted back on her bed patting the spot she was once in. I could feel my face getting warm at the offer from the farm mare.

"Heh, uh I-I don't know AJ Ima just head to the barn if thats ok." Even in the low light I could see her green eyes stare me down.

"That ain't all right, its eather here or in the floor."

"I will gladly take the floor." Turning around closing the window I could hear her moving around behind me.

"Sorry you gave me no choice." Her voice went from girl country to male buisness voice. I found my self frozen in place, I eased my hand to my waste only to find it bare. Cursing my self mentaly for my stupidity.

"So how is this gona work?"

"Just give up with no problems."

"And if I don't?"

"I kill you."

"Fine with me." Throwing myself threw the regular window smashing it with ease. "FUCK!" Running full force straight to the ending roof. Jumping as far as I could hitting the ground with ease, rolling on impact.

"What in the tarnation?!" I heaared the front door fly open from who I guessed was AJ. "Casey? A CHANGLING?!" From the wind running in my ears was also a sound of a bee buzzing around. Looking into the sky was like a green flare.

'I must have ran for 5 minutes and I'm still going strong. The hell is going on? Who cares! Twilights is right there!' Running even faster I dived right into the window next to the big red front door.

"TWILIGHT WAKE UP!" Running into the kitchen was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

"If I have ever hated coloerful talking ponys, I take it all back." Grabbing the oak handle kitchen knife into my right hand swinging it for wight test. "Nice."

"Whats all the racket about?" The purple unicorn stepped on to the poorly lit stairs. "Casey? What are you doing here? And what are you doing with my kitchen knife?" With her horn glowing purple light took over showing a bug like pony with holes in its hoofs.

"You and me fly." Raising my left hand becking it to make the fist move.

"Its Flex just so you know the name of your end."

"Casey." Throwing the first punch he simply teleported away in green smoke. "Thats not fair. Heh, I guess neather is the knife."

"Right." Throwing the knife at the male voice behind me only to have it strike in the wall.

"Now its even." I was side swiped by a left hook from the black pony. Bloking his right hook, countering it with a left upper cut knocking him back some. "Not bad. Sad that I have to end it here." Green dust formed around his deformed horn.

"fuck." Letting my body go limp, getting sent through the thick wall of this tree. Taking deep pained gasps for air while my back. I could make out Twilight screaming my name and the changling standing over me.

"Its over Casey."

"Only... When I say..." Coughing up something warm looking into the sharp teethy smile of the pony.

"No, now it is." I felt a pain in my side. Blinking hard I looked down to see the same kitchen knife in my side. Letting my head fall back I whatched the sun rise for the last time. It was the most beautiful thing ever, but it may just be cause I'm dieing and its the last thing I will see. "Nice fight." Watching the changling spit on me and take off into the sun rise.

"God, this hurts." Slowly patting my looking for my alternative meds. "Fuck, no cigars."

"Looking for this?" Twilight stood next to me with tear filled eyes holding my fucking cigar.

"Life saver Miss Twilight." She musterd up a weak smile while putting the brown cigar into my mouth. "Light?" She nodded and the end of it lit it self. Smiling at the cry unicorn while taking a deep drag off of the tobacco. "It will be ok Twilight. But can you do me one thing."

"Anythng." She was almost in full out crying.

"Get Redheart before... ya know." Grabbing the knife, I slowly worked it out sighning my death papers right there. "Cause theres no way to stop this now." Her eyes went wide and than there was only a purple flash.

'Well you tried to make things right.'

"That you are right about."

'So still going to try to work things out with Redheart?'

"Only reason to have her see me like this."

"Look beside of you."

Looking to the left of me was the whitest horse I have ever seen, like dipped in bleach white. His mane was like light while free flowing like Luna'a and Celestia's. His eyes where a light bright blue. He was the most bad as alicorn I have ever seen in my opinon.

"So god as a horse. Not bad for a dead guy. Hehe."

"Got jokes even at death."

"Why not?"

"You know I can't save you from this, only the natives can try."

"Thats why I pulled the blade out." He sat next to me on his hunches.

"Can I get a hit off of that?" Lifting my clean right hand handing him the cigar.

"You know them things kill you."

"I'm God, what do I care." Using his white dust placing the cigar back in my mouth. "And I do like the military look."

"Only if I had the gear." Getting to finish that sentence was a purple flash with Redheart running to my side.

"CASEY! What happen?!" Tears filled her soft blue eyes.

"Fate hun. Twilight... thanks." Twilight only looked at me with tears just a running. "Redheart I'm sorry for every thing." Looking back to Redheart as she tryed everything in her will to stop the bleeding. Grabbing her bloody hoof making her look at me. "Just please forgive me, theres nothing you can do."

"Thats not true! I can stop the bleeding!"

"No you can't, he dug to deep. Redheart please forgive me."

"NO! I will save you!" She put even more pressure on my wound.

"Redheart." Gently grabbing her chin making her llok at me. "I'm sorry. I give me bout 2 minutes before I back out."

"CASEY! Is Thy going to be ok?!"

"No Luna." I didn't even break eye contact with my mare. "Redheart.." Before I could even say anything she leaned in for a deep kiss.

"Luna what happen?!"

"Fate dear sister, fate." Sadness filled Luna's voice.

"Thank you." After breaking the kiss smiling softly. "Sorry I couldn't spend more time with you." Her eyes where filled with sadness but happiness as well.

"Do you love me?" I gave her a 'say what' look.

"Of course."

"Than live."

"Redheart I can't, I'm bleeding out and theres no way that you can stop the internal bleeding."

(To becontiued)

This is up to you *the readers* if I stop the story or keep it going.

problems

Ok, sorry but im doing this off of my phone and sweet jesus is it a pain. Sooner or later my computer will be up and running but till than ill try to do it off my xbox.

Hopen yall will understand. THANKS!

This Is The End

"Casey you just said you loved me... Why won't you live for me?" Tears files he beautiful blue eyes.

"Its just the way this was meant to be." Looking over to Luna and Celestia. "If anyone tries to take on the kingdom I have trained a unicorn on how to use my weapons. Good luck ya two."

"Wha happened here?!" Looking behind the two sisters showed the other ponies. "Sweet Celestia... Casey, are ya gonna make it?" AJ's jaw was hanging in shock.

"For once I have been brought down to my knees fully." Squeezing the bleeding wound trying to at least lower the pain level. "And dear baby Jesus does this hurt." Pinkie walked up, cried and threw up behind a near by tree.

"Well Casey I'll see you in a few minutes. If not sooner.. but cause I do have some respect for you, ya get 3. Bye." With that said the white stallion vanished into the sun light.

"Who was that?" Some random pony asked that I can't see.

"Some one that I know." Closing my eyes every ponies voices got farther away as did there touch. Than nothing, opening my eyes showed the bright sun high above with the heat of the asphalt under my back.

------- Latin King

"Man it's bout time I tagged his ass." Me and my man shared a short laugh before I heard the hammer being pulled back on a gun. Turning around showed the dead cracker pointing his gun right at me! "You are dead!"

"Still am." He said as my world turned black with the sound of that pistol going off.