Psycho in a new world

I was in a white room. Looks like a 6x6 interagation room. A stainless steel table with two matching chairs. No windows no doors, only a white roof with a bright white light. Sitting in one of the chairs I could only talk to the only one here.

"Damn just my luck."

'At least you finally listened to me.'

"And I'm in Celestia's custady. Just what I wanted."

'You just about did what you wanted to for so long.'

"At what cost?"

"Only one mare." A tall man in a brown dress pants, brown dress coat with brass cofflinks, and a brown dress hat. I couldn't see his face or what race he was, only his gruff voice. He sat across from me putting his brown gloved hands on the table with fingers over lapping eachother

"So your here too. Great." Sighing I slamed my head on the table.

"What? You don't like me? I'm only trying to help."

"With me killing the ponys of this peaceful place?"

"Only to give you words of help."

"Oh kill this and kill that! Thats all I want." I could hear his chair slide back across the floor.

"I'll even help you now." Looking up I could see him with a silver bowie knife with a antler handle. The blade had to be a good 7 inches.

"Shit!" Pushing on the table as hard as I could, sliding me to the wall behind me.

"What? Do you not want my help? I'm looking out for your own good." He threw the table at the wall with a loud crash.

"I don't like your help, thanks tho." Picking up my chair from the back like a lion tammer. "But lets talk this out."

"Its for your own good." He slashed at the legs of the chair making sparks fly.

"SURE!" Charging him with the chair I sent him into the other wall.

"Come on, let me help you." His voice never changed tone.

"For the last time no!" He disapeard from in front of me. "The hel..." Getting cut off I looked down to see the tip of the blade sticking out of my chest. My arms went limp to my sides, and the walls started to have blood run from the cilling. The floor  under me had drips of blood forming a puddle. I could feel everything running cold, but I formed a wicked grin on my face.

"Thank you for letting me help."

"F...uck ....... You......" I could feel the wight of him holding the knife drop letting me fall to my knees. Sitting on my heels with arms limp. 'To bad its a dream.' Everything faded to black as I hit the floor face first.

"Well you passed." Coming back to the world I felt full and well rested. Opening my eyes I was met with the never ending white cilling.

"I hate white cillings now." A chuckle and a few giggles was all around me.

"At least your now a ELG."

"Yay." I said that as sarcasticly as I could.

"Is Thall not happy?"

"Exstadic." Sitting up resulted in me grabbing my chest in pain. "Don't tell me that really happened." A SQEE was heard from the left of me. "Great." Opening my eyes once again there was Celestia, Luna, and a white unicorn with a blue mane with a pink alicorn with a mane with dark yellow, dark pink, dark purple stripes.

"I'm Shinning Armor and this is my wife princess Cadence." She gave me a warm smile but for the white unicorn known as Shinning was not so thrilled.

"How are you still breathing?" Looking over a Celestia was priceless. "You should be dead with that much force to the skull!"

"Heh lets call it magic." Smiling I slung my legs over the side of the metal table. I was in a fresh black suit with my purple tie  from my funeral. For once my hair was nicly brushed back but I was missing my hat. Heh that rymed.

"Magic can't bring back the dead with out side affects." Luna doesn't get it.

"Look its my dirty little secret and its going to my grave."

"About did." Snapping a shot of the sarcastic white bastered.

"Wana talk outside?"

"Yea. Lets go." Jumping off the table with all the mares flipping out. "Follow me hot shot."

"SHINNING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Cadence is pissed.

"Casey, think before you do this." Luna is warning me now.

"Ya know what." I lifted my self back on to the table. "Lets save it after my mission lover boy."

"Says the one that has no love."

Grabing him by the horn I brong him to my face. "Take it back." He only gave me a wicked smile.

"No." Blue dust engolfed my hand, lifting me in the air.

"Your pick." I swong my right foot back aimming of the side of his head only to be stoped wit gold dust. "Oh team up?" Reching down with my right hand to grab the unicorn only to meet a pink dust and brung over my head wwith my other hand. "Well Luna might as well take the left leg." And as thought nothing happend to my free leg, well until gold dust took it as well. "So your the only one on my side?"

"Not really." She had a depressing frown on her face. "Sorry but this needs to be done." A black cloth wrapped in a super dark purple dust.

"Fuck me..." Everything went black when the cloth went over my eyes. A warm feeling came over my ears, now everything was a mumble to me. My hands worked there way behind my back and what felt like cuffs were on my wrists. "Gangbang, bondige? Thought I was fucked up." The mubling stoped only to be met with a freezing cold brain freeze. Than I lost feelling every where.