Strawberry Kiwi vs. Nightmare Poon

Want some random information? Here you go!

Poon is, according to Mare-iem-Webster, “any of several trees (genus Calophyllum) of the East Indies and the Pacific islands.” But that’s not entirely accurate. It doesn’t mention that poon is short for poontang, which is defined by Dictionary.com as “sexual intercourse with a woman,” or, “a woman regarded as a sexual object.” The Dictionary.com definition is (as you’ve probably guessed) the definition that we’ll be using for the remainder of this story. Only, replace “woman” with “mare”.

There’s a good chance you were already familiar with the sexual meaning of “poon”, so let me share some more information with you. You think you know the story of Nightmare Moon and how she was reformed by the elements of harmony? Well I’m here to tell you that you’re wrong. In fact, Nightmare Moon herself is a lie! Her real name is… NIGHTMARE POON! (Dun, dun, DUUUUUNNNN!!!)

Ha! You remember how I said that the information I started the story with was “random”? WELL IT TOTALLY WASN’T! I got you good! I felt like I needed to explain so there wasn’t any confusion about the name Nightmare Poon. But now that you’re properly informed, I can get on with the story.

Oh wait, one more thing first. If you don’t know who Strawberry Kiwi is, then don’t worry about it. All you need to know is that she’s unbelievably slutty.

Okay, NOW we can cuntinue.