Strawberry Kiwi vs. Nightmare Poon

by strawberrykiwi

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Nightmare Moon, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex
Length: 2325

The true story of Princess Luna's redemption

This is how Strawberry Kiwi used the Elements of Harmony to save all of Equestria from nighttime eternal.

Published 2013-10-24 21:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-24 21:20:02 UTC

The Story

“Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!” Nightmare Poon laughed evilly. “Now that I’ve captured Celestia, nopony can stop me from making the nighttime last forever! And as an added bonus, since I’ve got her tied up, we’ll be able to do some S&M later.”

“Mff hmm nng!” Celestia tried to speak but the gag in her mouth made it a little bit difficult.

“MMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Nightmare Poon laughed again, even evellier than last time. “Save your breath, sister. You’ll need it later for when you’re screaming my name! You see, now that I’ve brought about nighttime eternal, we can keep fucking forever since we don’t have to worry about waking up in the morning to go to work! All of equestria will be a massive orgy for the rest of eternity! LOLOLOL!”

All of this was all happening, by the way, in the Ponyville town hall during what was supposed to be the Summer Sun Celebration. Twilight Sparkle and her not-yet-friends-at-this-point had been standing in the crowd waiting for Celestia to raise the sun, but instead they were greeted by a black and blue alicorn wearing a crown made of dildoes claiming her name was Nightmare Poon.

“Oh no!” Twilight said to herself out loud, “If NMP fucks Celestia, then we won’t get to lose our virginity to each other! Celestia promised she’d wait until I was ready, but I guess she didn’t plan on getting raped by her evil/sexy sister! I have to stop her!”

“Okay everypony,” announced NMP, “I’m going to go hang out in a castle in the Everfree Forest. Anypony who wants to have amazing sex, just come looking for me. Everypony else: It’s nighttime. Get fucking!” And with that she tied Celestia to her back, transformed herself into a giant dildo-rocket, and launched off towards the whore-izon.

Twilight decreed, “Imma go whoop her ass! There’s no way she’s gonna fuck Celestia before I get a turn!” So she set off to the Everfree Forest with a determined look in her eyes.

Rarity swooned, “I absolutely adore NMP’s outfit! I never thought of using dildoes as a fashion statement! I must talk to her about it.” So she set off to the Everfree Forest with some of her greatest hat creations.

Fluttershy contemplated, “I bet some of my little animal friends would like an opportunity to have ‘amazing sex’ as NMP put it. I’d better go check and see if they’re interested.” So she set off to the Everfree Forest with a mob of woodland creatures in tow.

Applejack yeehawed, “Yeehaw! I bet NMP’ll be starving from bringing about nighttime eternal. Not to mention how much fucking she’s gonna do! I reckon she’ll buy just about as many apples as I can bring her so she can keep her energy up!” So she set off to the Everfree Forest with a crapton of apples.

Rainbow Dash Shuddered, “Ew! There’s no way I’m sticking around here for an orgy. There are, like, no stallions in sight, and there’s no way I’m gonna have gay sex. NMP probably has plenty of manly stallion guards at her castle.” So she set off to the Everfree Forest with a hooffull of condoms.

Strawberry Kiwi thought to herself, “Amazing sex? I’m so in!” But she didn’t say it out loud because it usually made ponies angry when she spoke. So she set off to the Everfree Forest with an increasingly moist vagina.

Everypony else had no reason to leave the room, so they shrugged, glanced around awkwardly, and then they fucked.

* * *

Pinkie Pie giggled, “Hi girls!” She was already at the castle when all her friends got there. None of them knew how or why she was there, but they didn’t bother questioning it. Don’t worry; it’s not actually important to the story.

“Hiya, Pinkie Pie!” greeted Rainbow Dash. “You seen any stallions I can mess around with?”

At this Rarity rolled her eyes. “Oh please, darling. Can’t you think about anything other than straight sex? Do try to broaden your interests.” Then she turned attention to Pinkie. “Pinkie dear, I’d like to talk to NMP about her fashionable dildo outfits. Do you know where she is?”

Applejack chimed in. “Yeah! I need to find her so I can start sellin’ these apples!”

All of Fluttershy’s animal friends started hopping in excitement, clearly looking forward to this “amazing sex” they’d been told about. Fluttershy just shyly peeked out from behind her mane, waiting for Pinkie’s response.

“Of course I know where NMP is!” Pinkie laughed. “She’s in that room over there!” She pointed with a hoof at a nearby door. But then, to everypony’s surprise, a loud crack and bright purple flash of light assailed their senses.

“No!” screamed Twilight, who had caused the explosion by teleporting in front of the door. “There’s no way I’m letting you ponies in there! Your reasons for coming here are ridiculous! I’m trying to free princess Celestia, thereby saving all of Equestria! And you’re here for… what, exactly? To sell apples?”

“Actually, that’s just me,” Applejack replied sheepishly.

“You know what? Who gives a fuck?” Twilight cried. “Just stay out of my way while I save the world.”

Strawberry Kiwi watched all of this from a distance. She had followed the group of ponies through the Everfree Forest, and she was glad that she had made it to the Amazing Sex Castle, but now this lavender mare was blocking their way. She decided she needed to take action. She charged towards the unicorn and launched herself into the air, sailing towards her target vagina-first.

With a sopping squelch Twilight’s horn penetrated Strawberry’s pussy. Twilight tried to use her magic to push her off, but she wasn’t aware of one important property of Strawberry’s vaginal lubricant. It completely negates all magic in comes into contact with. And just as Strawberry had planned, Twilight’s horn was completely covered with her dripping juices, thus rendering her magic inert.

So Twilight did the next thing that came naturally to her. She flung her head backwards, hoping that Strawberry’s momentum would cause her to slide off her horn. Luckily, it did! Strawberry Kiwi slid right off, and since Twilight had her back to the door, that meant Strawberry was heading right for it! The door swung open as soon as she impacted it, and she was greeted by the grinning visage of Nightmare Poon.

“Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!” NMP laughed in an evil manner. “My first guest! Welcome to the Chamber of Amazing Sex! Prepare for the best fuck you’ve ever experienced!”

“Oh, I’m prepared!” Strawberry Kiwi eagerly replied! “But seeing as neither of us has a cock, what are we going to use instead?”

“Why, these dildoes, of course!” NMP explained, removing her dildo-crown.

Strawberry eyed the dildoes warily. They were only about a foot long, and not even as thick as her foreleg. “I’m not so sure those’ll do the job. We need something bigger.” She looked around the room. At first all she saw was a defeated-looking Celestia tied up in a corner, but then she noticed five nice-looking round stones with unique designs on them, each about the size of her head. “Oh! These’ll do!” She exclaimed, rushing over to pick them up. “Here, put these in me.”

“Are you kidding?” NMP asked incredulously. “I’d have a hard time fitting those in myself, and I’m more than twice your size!”

“Believe me; I know my limits. These’ll work just fine.”

“If you say so.” NMP proceeded to shove all five stones (also known as the Elements of Harmony) inside Strawberry Kiwi’s vagina. It was a perfect fit! The fifth and final element slid into her just as Strawberry’s insides reached their maximum stretching capacity.

“Ohhhhh,” Strawberry groaned with pleasure. “This feels sooooo goooood! I need to get some of these for myself!”

Okay, quick pause. You may be wondering where the sixth element is. Well it’s actually true that the sixth element will only appear once the other five are united. Normally, all five of them being shoved into a mare’s cooch would count as being united, but this particular cooch, as you may remember from earlier, has unique magic-cancelling properties. So that’s why the sixth element isn’t showing up.

“Alright, Nightmare Poon. You definitely need to give this a try,” Strawberry suggested.

“I don’t mind if i do!” Nightmare Poon was very excited at this point. Watching Strawberry experience such pleasure, combined with having been trapped by herself on the moon for 1000 years, made for some extremely high levels of horniness. Her twat was simply oozing as she waited in anticipation. It was even starting to make a puddle on the floor.

“Lie down on your back and spread your legs,” Strawberry Kiwi ordered.

NMP did as she was told, assuming the I’m-ready-for-elements-of-harmony-in-my-nether-regions position. Then Strawberry used her highly trained vagina muscles to eject the stones from inside of her one by one at high speeds. She shot them straight into NMP’s awaiting hole.

They slid in, one after another, and it proved to be a very tight fit. They would have been very difficult to get in if it weren’t for NMP’s excessive lubrication. But despite all the slippery slime, the fifth stone didn’t quite fit. Half of it was still sticking out of NMP’s pussy. She tried to push it into herself, but she was as stretched out as she could get. “It won’t go in!” she pouted.

“You’re just not trying hard enough,” Strawberry told her. And Then Strawberry pushed with all her might, forcing the last stone in, despite its silent protest. It ended up moving up next to the stone before it, wedging itself against NMP’s vagina-wall.

“Oh my god, you’re right! This DOES feel amazing!” NMP proclaimed with amazement. Then her brows furrowed and she started squirming. “Wait… I think they’re stuck.”

And then something amazing happened. The very last drop of Strawberry’s pussy-juices, which had been clinging to the final stone up to that point, flowed out of NMP’s slit. Free to perform their magic duty, the five elements began to glow. Wind began to swirl around NMP, and her eyes went wide with horror. “What’s going on? What did you do?” she screamed.

Strawberry Kiwi backed up as the glow grew brighter and the wind beat harder against her body. “I don’t know!” she cried fearfully.

“Make it stop!” NMP pleaded. She flailed her hooves helplessly in the air and her wings fluttered against the ground. “Whatever’s happening, make it st--”

Then the sixth element appeared.

And, of course, just like the other five stones, it was appeared in her vagina. Unfortunately for NMP, there was simply no more room inside of her, so she exploded.

NMP was nothing more than a pile of tattered remains, in the middle of which stood Princess Luna. She was very happy to be back to her normal self, and she was very grateful to Strawberry Kiwi for saving her. When she asked Strawberry how she could ever repay her, of course Strawberry replied, “Sex!”

So they fucked.

And since Twilight no longer needed to save Equestria, she let all the other ponies past her into the chamber, and then she rushed over to untie Celestia.

Rainbow Dash found some hot stallion guards and brought them in. So Luna, Celestia, Twilight, Rainbow, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rarity, the guards, Fluttershy’s animal friends, Applejack’s apples, Rarity’s hats, and Strawberry Kiwi all had an orgy in the Amazing Sex Castle. That’s how the “Mane Six” as you call them became friends. They would have been friends with Strawberry Kiwi too, except while they were all fucking she started crying from happiness that she’d finally found somewhere she belonged. All the other ponies got weirded out by her tears, so they asked her to leave. Then they kept fucking when she left.

And that’s the real story of how the Elements of Harmony saved Princess Luna. It’s kept a secret because the princesses think it would be embarrassing to tell their subjects that they participated in an orgy. Also, since nopony likes Strawberry Kiwi, they thought it would be best to leave her out of the story entirely.

So they did. Sucks for her.

Also, Strawberry got mauled to within an inch of her life while she was trying to find her way out of the Everfree Forest. It was a horrific, gruesome, and incredibly painful experience, but she survived, so that counts as a happy ending.

Hooray!

Background Info

Want some random information? Here you go!

Poon is, according to Mare-iem-Webster, “any of several trees (genus Calophyllum) of the East Indies and the Pacific islands.” But that’s not entirely accurate. It doesn’t mention that poon is short for poontang, which is defined by Dictionary.com as “sexual intercourse with a woman,” or, “a woman regarded as a sexual object.” The Dictionary.com definition is (as you’ve probably guessed) the definition that we’ll be using for the remainder of this story. Only, replace “woman” with “mare”.

There’s a good chance you were already familiar with the sexual meaning of “poon”, so let me share some more information with you. You think you know the story of Nightmare Moon and how she was reformed by the elements of harmony? Well I’m here to tell you that you’re wrong. In fact, Nightmare Moon herself is a lie! Her real name is… NIGHTMARE POON! (Dun, dun, DUUUUUNNNN!!!)

Ha! You remember how I said that the information I started the story with was “random”? WELL IT TOTALLY WASN’T! I got you good! I felt like I needed to explain so there wasn’t any confusion about the name Nightmare Poon. But now that you’re properly informed, I can get on with the story.

Oh wait, one more thing first. If you don’t know who Strawberry Kiwi is, then don’t worry about it. All you need to know is that she’s unbelievably slutty.

Okay, NOW we can cuntinue.