Why am I in Equestria as a girl?!

I blink hazily, as my eyes begin to open. “Ah, morning… The best time of the day!” I grin. Throwing my blanket off, I look around. It seems rather early.

Alright, then! Let’s get started with the introductions! Hello, my name is Isaac, and I’m your everyday average brony. I’m not too old; only 15, to be exact, but I like to think that I’m rather smart, considering that I memorised the equation for Kinetic Energy (KE = 1/2M*V^2). My favourite pony is… well, let’s just say that I have all of the Mane 6 as my favourite ponies and leave it at that.

So anyways, I’m up this early to have a look at the internet to see if there are any new and awesome videos from my subscribed channels. See, I really like watching videos about video games from non-sequitur-using people; for instance, STAR_ and Raocow (though I haven’t watched Raocow in a while, so maybe I should check him today?). Anyway, looking around the hallway, it doesn’t seem that anyone is awake or anything.

‘Meanwhile, in a parallel universe where people are awake,’ I mentally joke.

Then, walking to the computer room, I blink. “It’s… on?” I say quietly, and rub my eyes. Yep, it’s on. Wow, I know my parents were being a bit slack today with taking away the computer cords, but this is a bit sloppy. Walking to sit down at the computer, I notice the desktop is the same as always (why wouldn’t it be?), and that there’s internet connectivity. Grinning, I plug in my headphones, and navigate to the website youtube.com. There, I click on the button ‘STAR_’, because a new video of his has just come out (I can tell by the recent activity thing). The title of the video says ‘Ninja Spy [TF2]’, and shows a picture of the spy wielding the Kunai. Excited, I click on it.

The page begins loading… and then, finally, when it finishes…

“Darn it,” I mutter, as the trademark yellow bar for a Youtube ad appears. Then, as the ad finishes loading, I look at the time.

And my mouth drops open in shock.

“What… the… hell?!”

The time has an infinity symbol; you know, like a sideways 8. Then, looking down at the bottom-right corner of the screen, my mouth drops even further. There is NO SKIP BUTTON!

“Why?” I moan. “What did I do to deserve this?” Then, I begin moving the computer mouse.

While the actual mouse moves, the cursor doesn’t.

“…What.”

Suddenly, a flicker of static appears on the screen. And then, it fades out, showing…

“…Twilight Sparkle?” I say, confused. Shaking my head, I look at her, noting how real she looks, especially those enormous eyes and that horn. Wow, someone must have been a really good animator-

She blinks. “Huh? How do you know my name?!”

…What.

What the hell.

That… that was… just, that was the ACTUAL voice that Tara Strong used for Twilight Sparkle. This is creepy as hell, honestly. It’s like…

Wait.

“Oh, I get it. I’m on candid camera, aren’t I? Dammit.” I groan. Of COURSE people would-

“No you’re not, Isaac!

My face morphs into one of confusion. “How do YOU know MY name?” I ask, slightly suspicious.

“Never mind that, this is really important!” Suddenly, her face scrunches up. “Agh! I’ve got to get this done before it’s too late! Say hello to past me!” Then, she mutters "Hopefully, with you here, this timeline will never happen..." That last sentence doesn’t really register in my brain. Suddenly, her horn gets wrapped in a violet aura. I stare at it. Wow, it looks quite pretty, actually.

And then, I feel a yanking feeling. And then, it feels like I’m being crushed down to the size of a pea, with all of the same pain, too.

Then, it feels like I’m sucked through a hole… then expelled out the end of another hole. Then, I expand to full size once more. “Urgh… where am I?” I groan. Today has been weird indeed. Then, I realize my eyes are closed. I open them.

The sun is shining, and I can see treetops above my head. Sitting up, I look around, noting that for some weird reason, I’m not afraid of all of the apples that are in the trees surrounding me..

“Well, I’m certainly not where I WAS,” I quip. Wow, I have a bit of a weird voice today; it’s high-pitched, like a girl’s voice. But I’m not a girl.

I know that.

But just in case, I reach down there to check.

…I don’t feel anything. That is, unless you count a HOLE as anything.

Hesitantly, I feel at my chest.

I don’t feel anything at all, signifying that at least I don't have breasts.

“Oh, darn it!” I groan. “It’s bad enough that I’m taken away from my home and family, but losing my gender too?” Then, what I say sinks in. I was taken away from my family…Tears begin to form in my eyes. I might never see them again! And even if I do see them, then I won’t be able to prove it’s me, because of me being the opposite gender! This... It was horrible. I loved my family a-a lot, they were th-the most important thing in my life, I shouldn't-

My thoughts are suddenly cut off as a sob wells up in my throat, and the tears begin streaming down my face.

“UWAAAAAAAAH!” I cry, letting out all of my pent-up emotions. I hold my hands up to my face, and just sit there in the trees.

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Applejack groans. Today isn’t the best of days; first, she finds out that she had to organize everything for an early reunion, and then, she finds out that she has to organize food for the Summer Sun Celebration. She has a lot of work to do.

However, her concentration on the organization is broken when she hears the sound of somepony crying in her apple orchard. She sighs. ‘Sounds like there’s some poor lost mare in our apple orchards again,’ she thinks. Walking towards the area of the noise, she can hear it coming from a little less than a clearing away.

She trots towards the clearing slightly faster. Then, she goes, and sees just who was doing the crying sound.

But as the pony who was crying comes into sight, she freezes. Because that pony is not a pony at all, but a creature with two legs, and two arms. It’s hairless, except for its mane, which is a sandy-blonde and reaches down to just above halfway down its back, but its eyes are close in size to a pony’s. They’re more angular, though. It’s face is quite obviously feminine, marking it as a girl or mare.

But the creature also freezes upon seeing Applejack. The two beings stand, just staring at each other quietly. This goes on for a minute, at the least, although to Applejack, it seems like an eternity. Then, it says, in perfect Equestrian, “Do you understand me?”