Spike Gets Arrested For Clownin’ Around At The White Castle

by Hologram Essence

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random, Adventure, Dark
Length: 1005

Spike gets baked with his homies and decides to head down to the Ponyville White Castle to fill his ravenous Dinosaur loins with some sweet, sweet, greasy whities. But things get out of control and Spike is arrested for clownin' around.

Spike gets baked with his homies and decides to head down to the Ponyville White Castle to fill his ravenous Dinosaur loins with some sweet, sweet, greasy whities. But things get out of control and Spike is arrested for clownin' around.

The first in a series of ten stories.

Not a Harold and Kumar crossover or parody of any kind. Sorry.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-30 20:26:22 UTC

Titty Bangin'

Spike took a huge shit. Ow. Time to get high.

...

"Oh my god. I'm sooooooo stoned" Spike saya.

"Let's go get White Castle then, homie" JFK saya.

Then (OMG) JFK got shot in the back of the head.

"Damn, nigga" MLK saya.

"Sooooooo sad" Spike saya.

"I have a dream... That..." MLK was shot.

"Nobody gives a shit asshole" Luna saya while she held a gun to Spike.

"What art thou saya, nigga-eth?"

"That I'm a racist against Dinosaurs" (OMG) Luna saya.

Spike runs away and robs a nigga for his car and there's a GTA style chase scene but whatever. Now Luna is dead and Spike is at White Castle.

The giant white fast food throbbing kingdom of doom that is White Castle was shinning in the distance.

Spike kicked the door open, "I HOPE Y'ALL NIGGAS LIKE TENTACLES" Spike saya.

Twilight cam at the sight of him. Come is to came as cum is to cam.

"Yo, Twilight! I need fitty whities and a Pepsi pronto nigga nigga nigga" Spike saya.

"Aight, homie. You better have cash this time or I'm callin' the po-lice" Twilight saya.

"I got squid for chu baby" Spike saya.

"No. I'm sick of your tentacle shit! You'd better have cash or I swear I'll call the po-lice" Twilight saya.

"You know what kind of man calls the federales!? I'll tell you what kind of man calls the federales! No man! No man at all calls the federales" Spike saya.

Spike pulls a handgun out of his coat pocket and shoots Twilight in the head "Hey, you! Illegal! Klean this shit up!"

All of sudden a clown rolls into this joint and starts puffin' away.

"Hey! I thought I told your kind to stay outta these parts, nigga" Spike saya.

"But, this is France."

"Okay."

After the illegal was done kleaning up Twilight (and there's a lot of that fat bitch) Spike got horny.

"Well that escalated quickly" the clown saya as he watched the big Dinosaur cock rise over the sunset.

"Get the fuck outta here!" Spike saya to the clown.

"Yo, nigga, what the fuck!?" the clown saya.

"Yo, I'm afraid of clowns. I'm afraid of small towns. Come to think of it, I'm afraid of all frowns" Spike saya.

Then Spike knee capped the clown and had the illegal wheel him to a bus stop.

"Take the wheel chair though or all call Santa on you. That cock muffin doesn't deserve a wheel chair. He can crawl" Spike saya as the illegal left with the stoner clown.

"FINALLY! I can get high" Spike saya.

"Then eat more whities, nigga" Fluttershy saya to Spike.

"No one asked you!" Spike saya.

"Sorry."

...

Futashy took a huge dump. Wow! What a good dump!

...

Later, after graduating from clown school, getting high again, bangin' some teens, coming out of the closet, participating in Philip Zimbardo's prison experiment, voting for George W. Bush (shit head), and inventing the shake weight and Pepsi Max (fo real niggas) Spike was ready to eat some more whities.

It had been sooooooo long since Spike had tasted the sweet, sweet taste of a whities in his mouth. "I'll take fitty... what..." Spike saya in disbelief.

There were now THREE (OMG) options to choose from on the menu! Tiny ass hamburgers, tiny ass cheeseburgers, tiny ass chicken sandwiches.

Spike's phone rang.

"Yo."

"Hey, nigga! I heard you was in town!" saya some voice coming from Spike's phone.

"Hey. Maybe."

"Hey, yo! Meet me at the White Castle!"

"Yo, Skinny Pete. I'm already here."

"Damn nigga! So am I!"

"I don't see you here, dawg!" Spike hung up.

"I'll take fitty of everyting on the menu, homie" Spike saya to Twist.

"Alrighty."

"This place is outlandish, kid. Hey, where is the bathroom? I hella gotta piss, where's the bathroom?" Spike saya to make small talk.

"Over there."

"Thanks."

After pissing Spike saya to the mare at the counter, "Hey, where you get this place? From the hell hole store?"

"Yes. Here's yo whities. We slingin' dope up in this joint too you know?"

"Yo, fo real?"

"Yeh."

"Aight. Hook me up."

"Back here, homie" Twist saya and pointed to the back.

As they walked she saya, "Hey, what do you do in your free time?"

"You can usually catch me solving mysteries like Wikipedia Brown. You know how it is. It's the future. Get down."

"Yeh, I do."

They entered a sketchy back room. Apple Bloom was crushing up Sudafed pills and apple seeds for her cook, Sweetie Bell was giggling (LSD), and Scootaloo was filling a syringe with heroine.

"I'll take some of Sweetie Bell's LSD, dawg" Spike saya.

"Kool. Sweetie! Get the man his dope!"

"Aight, booboo" Sweetie Bell saya. She gave him a shit ton of LSD in the form of a powder. Real niggas snort dey drugs.

Spike hit that shit.

Damn! Fluttershy grew a dick! Spike loves Futa!

Spike stuck his throbbing handgina of doom in her asshole, "Sooooooo big, Spike."

"Shit, nigga. I know how big it is."

Futashy then began bangin' Spike in his ass (OMG faggot).

Then Spike fucked all of her holes and sucked Futashy off.

"Ohhhhhhh, Spike! I wanna be your cock sheath!"

"Hell yeh, nigga."

Then Spike licked Futashy's eye and her veins filled with cum and exploded. She cam blood and cum everywhere and bled to death (LOL).

Twist was turned on but spike raped her anyways?

Twist's asshole was approximately four times larger now and had anal beads lost inside of it (LOL).

The internet told me that that's called love. I'm on the internet cause I'm an internet thug.

Some kweer dude called the cops. Faggot. His mom shoulda got an abortion.

Spike was arrested for clownin' around at the White Castle and Twist was put in the intensive care unit at the Canterlot level one trauma hospital. She'll be fine. Actually, she probably won't make it but she knows it was worth it. Bitch.

The end.