Aladdin (Pony-covered)

by Shayminlove

Ch.1 Aladdin The Street Rat

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Meanwhile, In the marketplace of Agrabah, Aladdin was trying to escape some Unicorn guards, and Razoul, the leader of the guards. "Come back, thief! I'm gonna use your head in my decorations!" Razoul yelled.

"All that for just this loaf of bread?" Aladdin said. Taking a risk, he quickly jumped off the building, sliding down the side and tumbling through other ponies clothes. One of the mares giggled at him.

"Getting into some trouble early, aren't we Aladdin?" She said.

"Trouble? Your not in trouble unless you get-"

"Gotcha!" The guards had gotten him with their spells, but Aladdins good monkey friend, Abu, had came just in time. The monkey shoved the turbans over all the guards faces, in which they lost their connection to the spell.

"Great timing Abu!" Aladdin said as he began to gallop off.

"Get him!" Razoul yelled, and the guards galloped off.

[Aladdin:] Gotta keep

One jump ahead of the breadline

One swing ahead of the sword

I steal only what I can't afford

( That's Everything! )

One jump ahead of the lawmen

That's all, and that's no joke

These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

[Crowd:] Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that!

[Aladdin:] Just a little snack, guys

[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys

[Aladdin:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts

You're my only friend, Abu!

[Crowd:] Who?

Oh its sad Aladdin's hit the bottom

He's become a a one-man rise in crime

I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em

[Aladdin:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Tell you all about it when I got the time!

One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip ahead of my doom

Next time gonna use a nom de plume

One jump ahead of the hitmen

One hit ahead of the flock

I think I'll take a stroll around the block

[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!

[Aladdin:] Let's not be too hasty

[Lady:] Still I think he's rather tasty

[Aladdin:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Otherwise we'd get along

[Crowd:] Wrong!

[Aladdin:] One jump ahead of the hoofbeats

(Vandal!)

One hop ahead of the hump

(Street rat!)

One trick ahead of disaster

(Scoundrel!)

They're quick, but I'm much faster

(Take that!)

Here goes, better throw my hand in

Wish me happy landin'

All I gotta do is jump

As fast as he could, Aladdin escaped the guards quickly, as the guards fell in a stallions cheap cow-poop.