OhGodWhy's compilation of drunken writings #1: Foalcon Impregnation Nation!

by OhGodWhy

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Random, Rumble, Princess Celestia, Main 6, Original Character
Length: 4176

OhGodWhy does good on his promise to make you say "Oh God...Why?" With this compilation of stories involving young colts impregnating hot mares!

Well, there's a reason they call me "OhGodWhy" Because I aim to write stuff that makes you say "Oh God...Why?" And today I got into my parents' booze, I'm half asleep and I'm bored, so this idea came to mind:

An average day in Equestria...But it's gonna be quite a day for these young colts, they're gonna get a chance to experience stallionhood by knocking up some hot mares.

Now of course, I'm not demented, there will be no foals, so no pound cake or anything like that. But yeah.

Yeah, this is supposed to be terrible...I wrote this stuff when I was half-asleep and drunk.

Note: I now have a co-writer for this project, my friend Kaminoyouni (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Kaminoyouni) So any chapters he writes will be labeled.

WARNING: If cartoon ponies having sex offends you, stop reading, if young colts having sex offends you, don't read.

Published 2013-10-25 16:50:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-08 15:01:49 UTC

Chapter 1: Rumble and Twilight

A bright and sunny day in Ponyville. The kind of day where everypony is out and about, enjoying the weather.

Young Rumble was flying around, trying to cure his boredom, all his friends were busy with other things and he needed something to do.

Boredom often drives kids to do stupid things, so while flying around, Rumble decided to try some stunts, he started simple with things like flips and turns, but then tried to go for a more advanced move he learned from watching the Wonderbolts.

In the middle of the stunt he lost control of himself and headed straight for Ponyville's library...

Inside the library, Twilight Sparkle was lying in her bed, Spike was out running errands and enjoying the weather, she had some time to herself...And what is a mare to do when she is alone?

"Oooh Yeah..." she moaned to herself, her hoof moving in small circles around her marehood. She was on her back, her rear legs spread open, rubbing herself gently. She often got like this when it was her peak fertile time.

She laid back rubbing herself tenderly, moaning and gasping to herself when suddenly...

*Crash!*

Something came crashing through her bedroom window and she shot her head up to see what it was, she looked over to see a colt, Rumble, getting up.

"Ugh...Last time I try that..." Rumble said to himself as he looked up to see Twilight staring at him "Oh, Sorry Twilight..."

Twilight adjusted herself to not look conspicuous. But Rumble at this point had already gotten an eyeful of her marehood. She cleared her throat before responding "Rumble, why did you just crash through my window?"

He rubbed the back of his neck worriedly "I, um...Got bored...And decided to try a new trick and I ended up crashing into here...Say...What were you doing just now?" Rumble asked curiously.

Twilight blushed and kept her back legs shut tight "N-Nothing! I was just studying!"

"Oh...Oh, well...Um...I don't see you holding a book" Rumble replied

Twilight's eyes shifted as she tried to think of a response "I...Um...Dropped it."

Rumble looks around "Um, maybe I should clean this up..." Rumble goes to get a broom and begins cleaning up the mess he made.

As he cleaned, Twilight watched him, looking over his body and particularly his colt penis, she deftly rubbed herself, gasping softly, trying not to give herself away...She needed this...She needed it badly.

After cleaning up the mess, Rumble looked over at Twilight "Um...Twilight, you okay?"

She nodded drunkenly, overcome by her urges.

Rumble blinked and looked around "Well...Um...I'll just be going..." He started to walk off when Twilight stopped him

"Wait! Rumble...Ah...Um..." She started

Rumble turned and looked at Twilight curiously "Yes, Twilight?"

Twilight smiled "Would you like to play a game?"

Rumble smiled wide and walked over to her "Yeah! I've been so bored all day."

Twilight patted the side of her bed next to her "Come up here with me"

Rumble jumped up and laid next to Twilight "What kind of game are we gonna play?"

Twilight grinned and giggled "A grown up game." She said as she playfully ran her hoof over Rumble's chest

Rumble blushed and looked over at Twilight "Er...Like the kinds of games my brother plays with his fillyfriends?"

Twilight nodded in response as she watched Rumble's colt cock twitch.

Rumble blushed more "Oh...I-I've never done anything like that..." He responded nervously.

"Don't worry, I'll explain as we go, okay?" Twilight said with a smile

Rumble simply nodded as Twilight placed her lips to his. Rumble closed his eyes and let the new sensation overwhelm him, his cock slowly hardened as he and Twilight shared a deep kiss.

Rumble and Twilight moaned into the kiss as Twilight ran her hoof over Rumble's young cock, stroking it softly.

Rumble gasped "T-Twilight...Ah...That feels..."

Twilight grinned and continued stroking him as his colt cock hardened fully. Rumble laid his head back and moaned as Twilight's hoof stimulated him, a feeling he'd not experienced before.

The two began kissing again, this time more intensely, their tongues wrapped around each other...Both gasping and moaning into the kiss.

After a few minutes, Twilight broke the kiss and smiled "Ready for the really fun part?" She asked seductively

Rumble nodded "Y-Yeah."

Twilight adjusted herself as well as Rumble, getting in a position to present herself to him, she held her pussy lips open and grinned "Put it inside me." She instructed.

Rumble remembered seeing his brother do this, he got up behind Twilight and slid his little colt cock into her pussy, the walls of her marehood wrapping tight around him, so hot and wet.

Rumble gasped and moaned "Ohhh Twilight! You're so wet down there!"

Twilight simply moaned out in pleasure, dripping juices as she felt Rumble's cock inside her. "Oooh yes..." She panted

Rumble instinctively thrust his hips, humping away at Twilight's marehood, panting heavily. He moaned out as Twilight's marehood wrapped tight around him.

Twilight looked back at Rumble, humping away as the pure taboo of what she was doing overwhelmed her, she shouted out as her orgasm built.

Rumble, being young was also nearing his orgasm and shouted out "Ahhh! Twilight I'm gonna...I'm gonna..."

Twilight shouted out as she orgasmed, her cum washing over Rumble's young cock, sending him over the edge, his little colt cock began spurting thick strands of seed against Twilight's cervix.

Rumble panted as his cock twitched inside Twilight, his sperm dripping from her pussy. He collapsed next to her and tried to catch his breath as Twilight looked back at herself, noticing the white cream dripping from her.

Rumble looked over and saw his sperm dripping out of Twilight. "Whoa...Twilight, what is that stuff I spurted inside you?"

Twilight blinked "Er...That is sperm...It's stuff stallions release inside mares to get them pregnant..."

Rumble blinked "Oh...So...Does that mean...?" He asked nervously

Twilight nodded "Yeah...I think you just got me pregnant" She responded.

How was Twilight going to explain this? She just got impregnated by a colt! What would her brother think? What would Celestia think?!

THE END

Chapter 2: Rumble and Rainbow Dash

Chapter 2

Following the events of what just happened, Rumble was naturally confused as to what just happened. He looked at Twilight. "So, what's gonna happen now?"

Twilight pondered for a second as she cleaned herself up. "Well, I dunno..." She gasped "But this gives me something to study!" She adds gleefully.

"Uhhhh..." Rumble responds.

Twilight walked over to her shelves of books and began grabbing books about child rearing, pregnancy, birth, anything pertaining to this subject "This is a perfect excuse to read these."

Rumble just started at Twilight with a confused look.

Twilight began reading through her books when she said to herself "Hmmm...It'll be a few days before I can take a pregnancy test it seems..." She continued studying, almost forgetting Rumble was there.

"Errr...Yeah...Think I'll just go home...I'll...Um...See you later Twilight..." Rumble said nervously, backing away.

"Huh? Oh, Sure. And don't worry too much Rumble. Once I've read up on the subject I'll let you know what we'll do about this." Twilight responded, still half studying her book.

Rumble nodded "Uh, sure..." He then turned and took off, heading home.

After arriving home, Rumble finally had a chance to sit down and think about what just happened...What would happen if his brother found out? Or his parents? What if...

That thought was quickly interrupted by a knock at the door which nearly caused Rumble to jump through the roof.

Rumble went and answered the door, standing there was the absolutely gorgeous spectral pegasus, Rainbow Dash. Looking rather annoyed.

"Er...Hi, Rainbow Dash..." Rumble greeted.

"Hey, kid. Where's your brother? He was supposed to help me with something today." Rainbow asked, looking around.

"He's out, I haven't seen him all day." Rumble replied.

Rainbow huffed "Lazy bastard...Look, do you mind if I wait here for him? Today is not a good day to just ditch me."

Rumble nodded and let Rainbow in before heading to his room. He laid on his bed and pondered what happened with Twilight and what would happen to him.

Meanwhile in the living room, Rainbow was walking around hoping Thunderlane would show up soon. When he didn't after a few minutes she decided to sit down, she layed her head back and sighed.

"Man...What am I gonna do now? Frickin' Thunderlane..." Rainbow said to herself.

Rainbow has been dealing with her own estrus throughout the last day or so, and every so often it causes a certain "need" within her...Unfortunately her body felt that now was a perfect time to create that "need"

Rainbow Dash's mind wandered, she began to think all kinds of things she didn't normally think...At least outside of her house.

"Oh Geez...Not now..." Rainbow muttered to herself, staring at the ceiling.

The need in her built to a point where it was almost painful, she needed some kind of relief.

Rainbow got up and checked the area to make sure Rumble was gone before sitting back on the couch, her back legs spread open. The cool air flowing over her hot slit felt quite nice.

Rainbow's wings uncontrollably had expanded to their full length, the arousal overtaking her, she reached down and began rubbing her hot pussy lips, letting out a soft gasp of excitement.

After a few minutes of rubbing herself, she began to let out soft moans. But this wasn't fully scratching her itch...Unfortunately it would have to do.

Back in Rumble's room, he had partially fallen asleep, the events of the day almost too much for the young colt, but he was awoken by a sound coming from the other side of his bedroom wall. A sort of...Groaning, or maybe moans. He wasn't sure what.

Rumble got up and listened at the head of his bed, putting his ear to the wall, on the other side he could hear Rainbow's moans of pleasure as she masturbated herself harder, getting lost in her own desire.

Rumble's eyes widened and he felt his wings start to stiffen, among other things...This was a somewhat familiar sound from earlier. His mind quickly began to recall the events he had just experienced with Twilight, he remembered how good his first time felt. And maybe he could have a second time with the sexy spectral mare.

Rumble quietly made his way back to the living room where he observed Rainbow pleasuring herself. Unfortunately his excitement cause him to trip and he hit the floor as Rainbow looked over at him.

"Ahh! Kid! H-How long have you been there?!?" Rainbow asked in a panic.

"I...Um...Not long?" Rumble replied.

Rainbow looked at Rumble and noticed his wings were stiff like hers, she began to wonder if something else on his was stiff too, but she tried to shed those thoughts, I mean, he's a colt...She couldn't possibly...Could she?

"So...Uh...What did you see?" Rainbow asked nervously.

"Er...Well...I saw you rubbing yourself." Rumble replied.

"And...Uh..." Rainbow stopped and thought to herself...If Rumble was capable of getting an erection, he would be able to fully scratch her itch, and because he's young he's probably incapable of impregnating her, right?

Rainbow liked this idea, she grinned to herself and looked back at Rumble. "So...Kid...Did you like what you saw?" She asked with a seductive grin.

Rumble nodded "Yeah...I did..." Rumble couldn't take his eyes off Rainbow Dash, she was such an incredibly sexy mare...Then again it may just be her overpowering estrus scent arousing the colt.

Rainbow grinned and went back to the couch, laying back with her legs open again. putting her slit on display for Rumble.

Rumble couldn't resist, he walked up to Rainbow Dash and kissed her, she welcomed the kiss and wrapped her hooves around him, his young colt dick was rubbing against the rainbow mare's vaginal entrance and it brought Rainbow sexual relief like she had never felt before, she needed him so bad.

The two shared a deep, loving kiss as Rumble managed to insert himself into Rainbow's pussy.

Rainbow arched her back and moaned out as she felt Rumble slide into her. But she quickly resumed their kiss as Rumble began thrusting into her, Rainbow needed the sexual relief and Rumble was loving the pleasure.

Finally Rainbow hit her limit as Rumble's young penis hit her cervix repeatedly. "Ohhh, Kid...I think I'm gonna...Nngh..." Rainbow shouted out as her orgasm washed over her.

This sent Rumble over the edge and caused him to shout out as his cock throbbed and began pouring his young, sticky seed into Rainbow Dash's womb.

Rainbow felt the cream fill her womb and her eyes widened, she didn't think Rumble was old enough to produce sperm yet, but there was no mistaking that feeling...She was at the peak of her orgasm, she couldn't think straight, much less speak.

The two panted as their orgasms died down, Rumble collapsed on top of Rainbow, panting.

"Oh...Kid...That was...Pretty good..." Rainbow managed to say between pants.She looked down at Rumble and smiled. He was too cute for her to be mad at, she would worry about the consequences of the events later, for now she took Rumble and held him close as they laid on the couch together.

Rumble snuggled into Rainbow, smiling and the two began to doze off.

Chapter 3: AppleSeeding (Written by: Kaminoyouni)

AppleSeeding

Written by: Kaminoyouni

The sun hung in clouds over Ponyville, as a young Pegasus colt flew threw the sky, his coat pure white with a silver mane, his tail silver with black stripes, and oddly enough his wings did not match his coat but instead were pure black.

It was the beginning of the summer vacation, but his parents insisted he try to spend time earning some bits for himself instead of laying around the whole time. However since he wasn't old enough yet to go and work with the weather management, he found a flier reading that Sweet Apple acres was looking for a part time farm hoof.

Though he didn't know anything about farming, he figured as apart time help they would teach him.
He could see the mane house and barn of the Apple family coming into view, though as he looked down in the filed of the apple trees, he could see a lone figure hard at work, and so he swooped down to introduce himself.
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Applejack reared up her hind legs and thrust them backward, hitting the tree and getting the brightly colored fruit to fall from the tree, landing all in the neatly place baskets below. She was hard at work , harvesting from the field by herself cause the family had gone out of town on business.

Though she wasn't about to make the same mistake of taking on the whole field by herself, she opted to hire some help to share the load.

So imagine her surprise when she see a young Pegasus swoop down to her.
“Hello... um” He started before looking back down at the flier and then to her again, “You're Miss. Applejack?” he said reading the name off the flier.

“Yes Ah'am, but arn't you a little young to be trying to find work?” she teased with a smile, “Oh, I-im trying to find work for the summer, my parents don;t want me staying inside all day.” He said back to her with a blush, she did happen to be pretty... and, something about the scent coming from her.

“That a pretty good reason, plus don't need you getting into trouble run around town flipping up mare's tails do we?” she teased and giggled, walking over as she rubbed his head, “Didn't catch your name sugarcube.” reminding him he hadn't introduced himself. “Oh.. um I'm Aero, Aero Ruinwing.” “Please to meet'cha Aero, and welcome to Sweet Apple Arces's work force.” She said with a wink.

“r-really, thats it? There no like..interview or something?” Aero asked “not to worry hun, there ain't no interviewing need to been a farm hoof, side's it's really simple Ah'll show ya, just follow my lead.”

Applejack beckoned him to her side, as he did so, his side brushed her flank, a action which sent sparks though Applejack's mind, reminder her that she was having her Estrus Period. 'oh my, better get this show on the road before..' “Ahem.. hehe th-this way sugarcube....”

Applejack said with a nervousness, but quickly she tried to compose herself. She took the lead and lead Aero to another part of the Orchard, hoping she could take her mind of that heavy feeling in her abdomen she had not to long ago.

Unconsciously though her body was attempting to make itself obvious to Aero, as he followed her, his eye's partially glued to her flank, her tail swishing back and foruth as normal but under he sees her vulva “winking” at him, something that to him he'd only seen in those playcolt magazines some of the other colts at school had.

The more he though abut it, combined with what he was seeing in front of him, it began to have... effects.
“welp here we are.” Applejack had let him the section of the Orchard where it had noticeably thinner trees. “These tree all need applebucking to, though I figure you been a pegasus an all it might be a bit eaiser for ya.” She turn her head to look back to him, She noted he was knelt down a bit “Ya all right there sugarcube?” she asked.

“Ah.. n-nah I'm alright just stretching my legs... t-this Applebucking thing is pretty strenuous right?” he asked shyly, trying to hide his growing erection. “Well ah suppose it might be, Mah Apple kin and ah been doin it for so long it's second nature to us, so it ain't so hard.” she demonstrated by buckign a nearby tree, she, though the vibrations she felt now felt different to her. Feeling them up her legs made her shiver, and as a result she felt her nethers getting more damp.

'uhhmmm, I gotta get this licked here before things get outta hoof... what with Aero here an'all' though it put the idea in her head of getting mounted by the little colt, bring to full blush to her cheeks. Though she shook her head tryignt o clear her thoughts “whew.. t-that ones a little more sturdy then I thought, didn't throw enough weight into it.” she laughed trying to hide her distress from the colt.

Gesturing to another tree she implored Aero to try “Here you go sugarcube, have at it once.” Aero, smiled but blushed, walking over to the tree although he did so in a manner to still trying to hide his hardened member. Thoguh it cause Applejack to look at him quizzically. “Uh.. you sure you feeling all there sugarcube?”

“Fine, fine!” he lied, hoping she didn't see, other wise this would get really awkward. In turn she was hoping he'd hurry up so she could go home and rub herself senseless. Gulping he backed up to the tree, and in a quick motion he thrusted his rear legs into the tree, causing the apple to all neatly off and onto the ground.

“See there ya go! No wasn't tha- aaaa...” she trailed off as she gazed at the young colts hardened member hanging under him. Unable to take her eyes on it. “Umm miss Applejack...” he asked puzzled, before realizing she could see his penis!

He fumbled with his legs lowering himself tot he ground, he closed his eyes tight, “I'm so sorry Miss Applejack! Just when I was following you I saw your-” He stopped talking as he felt her standing in front of him.. peeking an eye open and looking up, he saw her face.. only she was angry more over she had a look... like the mares in the playcolt magazines.

Applejack now letting her better judgement go in the wake of her heat, knelt down and planteda full kiss on Aero's mouth, as his eye's widened in response. Feeling her tongue dance around his, he lost himself in the pleasure of the situation.

Applejack pulled away from the kiss, both them in a daze of lust, though she managed to giggle “Ya ready for the mane event sugarcube?” she said playfully as she turn her flank toward him, raising her rear slightly along with her tail, teasing him.

Aero tentatively step towards her, attempting to mount her though because she was standing up her rear stood taller then he lift his front end,.using his already stiff wings he lifted himself off the ground before mounting Applejack, thrusting his hips awkwardly trying to make his member penetrate her folds.

Applejack further began to get frustrating shifting her rear eagerly need Aero to enter her. Both of them managing to adjust at the right moment as Aero felt himself against warm wet folds, and not waiting any further he pushed forward, both of them sharing a mutual moan of pleasure.

Aero couldn't hardly believe what was happening, that just a short while ago he'd been looking for part time work, and was now having sex with the mare who was hiring him! Feeling her insides wrap around him as he began thrusting, griping her flank with his forelegs.

“Ahhnn, M-miss Applejack....” he moaned as he pounded into her, his wing fluttering in both pleasure and in need to keep himself elevated while mating with the mare. Applejack moaned alound feeling Aero's memeber sliding in and out of her tight entrence “oohhhh... Ohh... mah.. y-a certainly are an eager colt arn't ya?”

“Y-yes Ma'am..” Aero said panting, short on breath as he eagerly thrusted into Applejack's pussy. Both of them grinding against one another, desperately seeking release yet not want the current pleasure to end..

“Hanh,.. I'm think I might...” Applejack started to say as she gritted her teeth, Applejack thought about the idea of the little colt filling her up with his thick hot seed , and it excited her, despite knowing what would happen when he did... but she didn't care at this point, simply wanting the relief. But at the same time she tried to hold off her orgasm, sting enjoying the feeling of Aero thrusting into her.

However it wasn't before long that Aero reached limit, grippign her flank tightly and with a final thrust he came, his member pulsed as sprut of sperm shot into Appljack's womb. Feeling this her body tensed up and her vaginal walls clamped down on his cock, milking him for his seed.

Both of them shared a lustful cry as they came, Applejack reeling as she felt Aero's member throb and pulse as he continued pouring his seed into her. “Ahh.. haaa...” Aero sighed as he was coming down from his euphoria, as they both were. Feeling her vaginal walls loosen their grip, he slowly was able to pull himself form Applejack's pussy.

However tired as he was, he couldn't keep himself floating like before, and felt flat on his flank. Applejack giggled, her own orgasm subsiding. She turned and went over to Aero's side, kneeling down and put her hooves around him as they snuggled a bit in the after glow.

“Certainly didn't see that happening... on my first day...” Aero managed to say.. still breathing slightly heavy. “Neither did I sugercube...” she nuzzled him “but hay.. don't let this think I'm gonna go easy on ya when we're workin...” she said.
“No m'am” he responded. “Do you.. still need me another more today...I know we just started, but I had another part time job I picked up a flier for... I was gonna try and see about that job to.” she laughed a little bit.

“Go ahead Sugarcube, but I expect to see you back here later, ya hear?” he slipped out of her embrace and said “Yes, Ma'am” as he stood up, he flexed his wings a bit. “I'll be back later.. I promise.” Aero said as they smiled at each other

Flapping his a few times, Aero took off, over the field towards Poniville. Applejack sat up, waving Aero off. Sighing at final getting the relief she need.. however... she rubbed her abdomen. Sure of what was happening inside her womb right now. Aero's sperm eagerly searching for her egg, would would be quite easy seeing as how she just ovulated.
But only time would tell.
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As Aero flew back over to town he went back to bulletin listings to pick up another flier seeing as how he left his at the orchard. “Let see here... I need to go and meet... Fluttershy.. to help out with animals...” he read out loud to himself.
Reading the address on the flier Aero took off in that direction.

To be continued.

-Kaminoyouni

Author's Note

This chapter was written by my Co-Writer and friend Kaminoyouni, he wrote this story specifically for "OhGodWhy's compilation of Drunken Writings #1"

You can find him at: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Kaminoyouni