Pinkie pie was bouncing around her room, smiling like the joker had just killed batman. Well, maybe I should start where this will all make sense. So sit back, and relax.

The oven dinged, and the pink mare zoomed over and lifted the pan out of the burning device. Grabbing sleeves of icing packets, and decorating them perfectly. Placing them in a box that only she would ever pick.

"Perfectly-perfect! I'm sure Mr. and Mrs. cake will LOVE these cupcakes!" Pinkie said shutting the box and shunting it to the side.

Gummy-her toothless pet alligator- came wobbling into the bakery. The few ponies there ran out screaming- A typical goodbye. But one pony stayed back. A certain creature, to be accurate. Discord was on his headphones listening to what he called "Music" (Dub-step. Which twilight called trash). His mp3 player was in his claw....

"Hello pinkie pie, I am here to ask you a very big message" discord smiled, ripping the headphones off his ears.

"Well sure, do you wanna try my new fritters? pies? cupcakes? ooh, maybe my new wing platter!" The filly tossed all those dishes at discord's hooves.

"Actually, I was wondering....Would you do the most CHOATIC honor of being my bride?" He asked, holding out a ring with a diamond shaped cupcake on the tip.

Pinkie gasped. She had known discord for over two years now! But this? It made her go red in the cheeks! She knew she was his favorite friend, but he had others to choose from! Her heart felt like a drum with a speed of one million per second. Pondering it now, she thought of the cons and advantages of being with him. Starting a mental list...
ETERNAL CHOCOLATE MILK advantage
chaos everywhere con
him not being a pony- unique advantage
It was settled.

"Sure! I'll marry you, will you make more chocolate milk? WILL you? This is so exciting!" she bounced over the counter, and twirled around the candy cane poles, and bounced up to her room.

Ok, your caught up. Lets press play again and now actually make sense. Ok, press play now.

Pinkie pie was ready to pack her totems, and move to the mansion discord mentioned. Not that she expected peace! Well, she would still have to work. She loved sugar cube corner so much! She stuffed in all her scarves, boots, jackets, and other clothes along with her party cannon, welcome machine....So she pretty much packed her whole room.

the next evening.....

Discord hauled her trunks over his shoulder and opened the carriage door for her, pulled by mutant bunny rabbits.

"You said this was a mansion? Its a cottage!" She cocked a eyebrow at her husband.

He just smiled, and they walked up the path to the cottage, and she was amazed inside. There was a brick fireplace with a blazing fire, and a wooden rocking chair and leather red couch. On top of the fireplace was a lamp, and a few of the memories of their lives. On the blue carpet there was a soft red rug. The bathroom, was fairly modern with a set of pink tiles. Their rooms, were completely different. Discord's was hanging upside down with dancing buffalo, while hers looked like the bare one on sugar cube corner.

Unpacking her trunks, she put everything in the same place and smiled, as she gently put down a picture of her and her friends at the gala, another at Twilight's coronation and the wedding. A thud made her snap out of her daze.

"Pinkie, hey could you make something to eat? Maybe a wing platter is in order." Discord bashfully reddened- He was a terrible cook himself.

"Sure! That's great." Pinkie trotted out of the room and got out her cooking supplies, and seasoning.

After a few minutes her food was ready, as the sun set announcing the night. They ate in silence, no exchange in words or even eye contact. Pinkie thought everything in her head. Getting married NOW? She felt like puking her spicy chicken all over his face. But, she said something aloud that surprised herself more than discord

"Why marry me? I mean, Twilight is smart. Flutters is kind, rainbow is cool, rarity is creative and applejack is tough! I'm just funny! I have nothing special, but being FUNNY." She cried, Running to her room in a flourish of tears.

A loud pattering told her discord was following her. She crawled under her blankets and huffed to herself, angry for accepting his propose.

"Please, pinkie pie. I will do anything to help you calm down!" Discord said, trying not to chuckle at the always cheerful pony.

Pinkie thought for a minute, all silent. She slipped the covers down and looked down on her body to the very bottom, she felt sore.

"Hey! Do your species have a tool?" She spread her legs to show him her insides.

He lifted a leg to show a gigantic cock to her, she smiled as he moved forward. Beckoning him forward.
He lifted it up to her mouth, and she sucked onto it, wrapping her hooves around his hips. It tasted like milkshakes. Her Tongue slid up and down and she felt the juice shoot into her mouth, it tasted like chocolate milk and cupcakes. Yummy cupcakes.

"MMM...hey, think you can maybe put your tool in another area?" She moaned enjoying this.

He wedged his tool into her and pushed in and out. Her trap was stretching to allow it in, and he pushed deep in and out. She knew he was holding back all that juice so he could keep going. SO? She wrapped her hooves even more securely around his waist and- He exploded. The warm juice filled her insides and poured out.

Pinkie locked her lips on his, her tongue was searching his and she grinded on him harshly. He sighed, his breath like whipped cream and ice goodness.

a few hours later...

"Hey, discord will you help me with something?" Pinkie walked in

"Yes"

and he followed her into the kitchen

Author's Note

I wanted the good stuff to happen later, so chapter two Is my excuse. Alright, please comment like and follow me!