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Shining Armor Beats Up Flash Sentry

by CartsBeforeHorses
Flash Sentry has been hitting on Twilight Sparkle. As her older brother, Shining Armor can't stand it; he hates Flash Sentry. So, he kicks Flash Sentry's flank to stop him from dating Twilight.

Look at Flash Sentry. Hitting on Twilight and being all nice to her. How dare he? He sucks.

I'm Shining Armor, and as Twilight's older brother, I'm the one who has to approve of whoever dates her. Or whoever wants to date her. Or, in the case of Flash Sentry, might even think about wanting to date her. But I don't like him. Not one bit. I have a visceral hatred of him from the very core of my being. So, I kick Flash Sentry's flank.

He deserves it, after all, and I'm sure that you all agree.

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Comedy
 
SFT

1593 words: Estimated 8 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Look At Him. Just Look at Him. 2013-10-26 01:52:03 UTC
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