And That's Why I Never Visit My Sisters
Pinkie Pie was super excited. Today was Sunday, her usual day to come visit the family for a little dinner get together. Pinkie bounced happily to the front door of her family’s home then gave it a few knocks.
Not giving any chance for someone to open the door, Pinkie shouted.“Hello-oo-oo, is anypony h-o-o-me?!”
A loud annoyed groan came from within the home followed by hooves clopping against the wooden floor.
Pinkie would of thought they would have gotten that noisy floor fixed by now, but she brushed it off not really caring much about it.
Finally some pony opened the door. The pony had a grey coat and mane, she stood in front of pinkie and said. “What you want, Pinkie?”
“Inkie!” Pinkie hollard before she tackled the mare down knocking the breath right out of her. She pinned her against the floor, “I've missed you!”
Inkie tried to shove Pinkie Pie off, but due to her always being the bigger filly she never could summon the strength to get the pink mare off her.
Inkie groaned in pain being crushed by Pinkie's flank, “Pinkie, well you get... OFF ME!”
Pinkie giggled and said, “How you've been?”
“Get off me.”
“How's Blankie?”
“Get off me.”
“How's the farm?”
“GET OFF ME!” Inkie shouted
“Where's Momma and Papa?
“In the kitchen now get off!” Inkie shouted a final time.
Pinkie bounced off of Inkie before she zoomed into the house like fast, speeding bullet into the kitchen to greet her parents.
Inkie just laid there on the floor, trying to gain the oxygen that had been taken from her.”Oh, Celestia why did it have to be today!!”
Blankie sat in front of the mirror in her room. She Hummed a tune while brushing her mane, getting ready for the dinner that her parents were about to prepare.
Inkie burst into the room panting, then said.“Blankie, we’ve got a problem!!”
Blankie set the brush then before turning to her troubled sister. “What is it?”
“Pinkie's here!”
A large smiled grew onto Blankie's muzzle. “She's here!!”
Inkie face hoofed, she’d forgotten Blankie and Pinkie had always been B.S.B.F.F and Inkie was always the one left out of the group.
“Where is she! Oh oh I know she’s downstairs isn't she! I wanna see her!” Blankie shouted, then ran out the room and near to the stairs, but was stopped by Inkie blocking the stairs.
“Inkie, I wanna see her!!” Blankie whine in a high pitch voice.
Inkie tugged Blankie away from the stairs, she wasn't going to let Blankie and Pinkie ruin another dinner like last time.“No, I'm getting annoyed by the both of you again!”
“But, I want to see her!!”
Inkie rolled her eyes then said. “You, can see her when she gets back to Ponyville!!”
“That's too far away from the farm!”
Inkie shouted.“NO!”
Blankie shouted back. “YES!”
“I said no!”
“And I said yes!”
Both sisters were now muzzle to muzzle, staring angrily at each other while they growled like two animals fighting over the last leftover piece steak.
Inkie pinned Blankie onto a nearby wall. “You, two always playing together and left me out. Like I wasn't even y'all sister!”
“Well maybe because you were so,” Blankie pushed Inkie and she bumped into something that fell down the steps. “GRUMPY!”
Inkie and Blankie stopped for a moment and turned to the steps to see a Pink corpse laying there breathless.
Blankie lips quiver with every word she spoke.“I-I-Is t-that w-w-what I-I-I think it is?”
Inkie frowned. “Yup it's exactly what you think it is.”
Blankie began panicking. “Oh Celestia what have we done?! Oh Celestia Oh Celestia Oh-”
Inkie slapped Blankie, snapping her out of panic transom. “Calm down. We're going to fix this and no pony will no we killed her, okay?”
Blankie sucked up the tears then nodded. “How we suppose to hide the body without Momma and Papa finding out?”
Inkie rubbed her head for a couples seconds, then an idea popped in her head. “Find a bag and a shovel then meet me downstairs!”
After Blankie got the things Inkie asked for, she zipped the bag with Pinkie's body in it then dragged the body bag downstairs where Inkie stood with the shovel waiting near the door.
“Alright I've already dug up a hole in the backyard that's where we put the body.”
“What body?”
Inkie gasped while Blankie let the body slid down the steps and they both shouted in unison. “FATHER!”
Cropped Farm walked to where the body bag laid near the end of the steps.“Where's Pinkie?”
Blankie smiled nervously while rubbing the back of her neck.“U-u-uhh S-she u-uuh l-ef-
“She went home.” Inkie finished with a smile.
“It's very unlikely for Pinkie just to leave like that.”
“Well she said it was urgent business.”
Crop Farm sighed. “Girls you know I don't like ponies telling lies.”
“We're NOT!” Inkie and Blankie both shouted.
Cropped Farm pointed at the body bag. “What's in the bag?”
“It's uh a wheat.”
“Really?”
Inkie and Blankie both nodded.
Crop Farm walked to the bag then began unzipping it. “Well you don't mind if I check-
Blankie quickly swipe the bag from Crop's reach. “No, you don't wanna do it-
“Stinks!”
Crop rolled in his eyes while he sighed. “Alright, take that out and have dinner with your mother she's getting lonely. He said then went into the kitchen.
Blankie and inkie both sighed in relief.
Inkie was the first to speak.“Alright let's take this out.”
Far from the house near some palm trees the family planted. Blankie and inkie stood at the grave Inkie dugged not to long along for Pinkie's body.
Blankie finished dropping the last dirt into the grave. “What we do now?”
Inkie plunged the shovel into the dirt then started walking towards the house. “We never speak of this again.”
“And that's why I never visit my sisters.” Pinkie finished with all her friends sitting on their chairs inside the library looking quite confused.
Rainbow Dash was the first to speak up. “Your so random, Pinkie.”
“What it's true!”
“So your sisters killing you and then you come back from the dead telling us the story how you got killed is a true story?”
Pinkie smiled then nodded. “YUP IT'S ALL TRUE!”
